Get me laid /b/

i want to cum on your glasses

Can I cum up your nose?

Hey bitch, did you know that i'm still a virgin?

eyyy want sum fukk?

>>726743701
kek

>>726743810
roll

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Dont fail me /b/ros

Hey, honestly been thinking this for a while saw you a few times the past few years and i just can't get over how gorgeous you looked each and every time each year you get more beautiful.

You better send nudes or im going to come to your house and fuck your dad in asshole. You think this is a joke? Pfff im a hacker and i tracked your ip adress, dont fuck with me

We must secure the existance of our people and a future for white children

Kachow

I just watched a film where a mans wife is brutally murdered by a serial killer and his son is left physically disabled. In a twisted turn of events his son is kidnapped and he has to chase the kidnapper thousands of miles with the help of a mentally disabled woman. It's called Finding Nemo,

netflix & chill?

ever had a 10 inch'er?

>>726744640
roll

Why don't sharks eat niggers?
They think it's whale shit

>>726744640
reroll

You're not like, muslim are you?

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>>726745073
Pof is full of whales

>>726743454
Pineapple on pizza yes or no?

>>726743454
Your revealing picture tempts me to sin!

Good morrow, m'lady.
*tips fedora*

Can I gently tickle your tonsils with the head of my pee ness? I promise to make you laugh and cry

>>726745548
Roll

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Send that

Yesterday, I failed my biology exam. The question was: Name something commonly found in cells. Apparently, Niggers wasn't the right answer.

hi mom

>>726744394
This

>>726745696
What's the difference between a dead baby and an orange?
I don't cum on an orange before I skin and eat it.

>>726744394
This but add 14/88 on the end

Your cute as fuck, lemme facefuck dat

"Hey u vote for trump?"

>>726743454
Fuck you

Nigger is the cancer of the world

Greetings. Are you a fellow atheists by any chance?

>>726745787
roll

>>726746019

Do you even vape bro?

Want to see my dick? *instantly send dickpic*

>>726743454
Ive jerked off 12 times today, 9 thinking about you, 3 thinking about us.

>>726746074
rollerino niggerino

>>726744394
Reroll

>>726746074
this

Fuck my shitter?

>>726745787
rolling

>>726746139
Roll

Send her a picture of your spread asshole. Chicks dig that

>>726743899
Winnar

OP y u no deliver

>>726746220
Kek

>>726746220
rollen

>>726746302
OP never delivers 99.9℅ of the time

Hey ;)
I noticed you were looking for a relationship. To be honest, I just want to fuck. You interested?

and then send her a couple of dick pics and a picture of your dog or some shit

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>>726743810
>>726743899
>>726746300
I sent it but the chat doesn't come back unless she replies. Lets hope she wants sum fukk.

Have some screen caps of her pics tho

>>726746542
>send her a pic of a dog, that always gets the bitches

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She could be a fucking bot

>>726746300
>>726743899
It's meant to be

>>726746820
what makes you say that?

>>726746644
>>726746820
100% bot

>>726746997
Krk

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Last pic.

I'll be back if she replies.

>>726746820
>>726746644
Wait,
look at the reflection in her glasses.
That looks like a BSOD, bud. This chick will try and get with you and when she moves in with you is when she'll fuck up all your technology and bsod the shit out of it. Run before its too late, /b/ro. This picture was taken after her last victim.

>>726745332
Elephant with two trunks is thanks to Fukushima do doubt.

>>726747402

You've never seen lens coatings before have you?

>BSOD

Maximum autism