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Almost time to sleep, wagecuck. The clock is ticking. Don't

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Almost time to sleep, wagecuck. The clock is ticking.

Don't want to sleep in and be late for work in the morning, your boss won't like that one bit.
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Its saturday ya dope
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i've never worked a day in my life you potato
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>>726741983
fuck bro ur rite

call center slave here, have to talk to english autists for 4hrs tomorrow morn kek
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@726741983
dumb frogposter
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>>726742040

Many people work on Saturday.

I pity them. I really do.
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I'm 53 and retired. I do what I want.
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>>726742334
Holy shit whats it like to be legit old ass fuck gramps
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>>726742334
any free wisdom worth sharing? u must have some if u r retired so young
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I wonder what time I'll sleep til tomorrow.

10? 11? Maybe even 12.
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>>726742101
RRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>726742426
>53
>young
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>>726742334
what kind of kike fuckery did you do to retire that early
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I work 3 jobs , around 60 hours in 5 days. Sleep is friend
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>>726742759

60 hours a week? Mr Shekelstein must be rolling in the money you're making for him, wagie.
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>>726742759
Well, that doesn't sound like a kike to me
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I knew people that work the stock market and failed. Others failed with minerals, gems and metals. Etc...
I worked in properties, buy low/sell high, keep on top of the market, find someone hurting to sell low. So on and so on.
I also had a pawn shop and made tons of money.
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>10,50
> where i live??
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>>726743157
Yea, some property that I invested in also really skyrocketed, now I just gotta sit back and let the rent check roll into my mail box.

And don't fall victim to Mr. Shekelstein or Mr. Goldburg
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>>726741983
This thread would upset more people if it wasn't the weekend, dumbfuck
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>>726743499
He's doing it just to mess with people on their weekends, to remind them of the hell they'll have to endure in 2 more days
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>>726743499

Are you enjoying your 2 days off from slavery, wagecuck?

I'm enjoying my 7 days off.
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>>726743417
Right.
Started with the pawn shop, people and contacts fell right in after. Always people wanting to talk and barter. Made the first property with the contacts and money from the shop.
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>>726742334
Kek. I retired at 25 from teh autismbux. You mad grandpa? What was it like being a wage cuck?
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>>726744004
Hah, austismbux, how does it feel to be so mentally retarded you can't even work? That's worse than needing to work. Relying on them socialist benefits like a normie.
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>>726744004
Sure, whatever.
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>>726744124
Kek. I'm smarter than you and have numerous accomplishments to my name. Autismbux simply means that I cannot cope with the stress or demands of working a 9-5 job which is a good thing since wasting my potential working for someone else is pretty damn retarded. I consider my condition a blessing
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>>726744359
>Autismbux simply means that I cannot cope with the stress or demands of working a 9-5 job

So you just admitted you're an absolute weakling then? I think it's high time we play a game of spear the queer.
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>>726742496
Yes and the self worth train leaves around 8:30 am. But you wouldn't be interested in riding it anyway.

Why even get up? Go to sleep forever... That will really show us stupid productive members of society who the winner is!!
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>>726744124
>>726744124

Poor wagecuck. Better go hurry up and enjoy your 2 days of freedom, wagie.
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>>726744359
natural selection at work
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>>726744652
>tfw you're still at school though
>tfw you go on a 2 week holiday at the end of next week
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>>726744605

Don't be getting stressed now, wagie.

After all, you get enough of that at work.
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>>726744359
And everyone else around you comsiders your existence a curse.

Mommy loves when she is trying to watch her stories and you're slapping you self loudly for twenty minutes going BLEEEEEEEEE BEEEBEEEBEEE BLEEEEE OWYIWOWYWOWYOOOOOO

SERIOUSLY. You're one of gods blessings!
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>>726744860
Your bait is lame. Has potential if you fleshed it out more.
1/10
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>>726744860
Nah I'm
Not stressed!

Just like you aren't worried that your entire life is a waste of time! Enlighten us on your glorious pursuits!

Will all your free time (all your time is free, you have nothing going on) you must be accomplishing all your goals...

I'll wait!
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>>726745068

Are you still awake, worker bee?

I thought you'd be exhausted after your shift, kek.
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>>726745306
>tfw caffeine exists
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>>726745380

So you use caffeine to force yourself to stay awake when you really should be sleeping, keeping your sleeping pattern solid for work on Monday? Kek.

Enjoy getting 3 hours sleep sunday night. Your boss won't like your laziness at work due to this.
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>>726745306
It's 8:15 in the worlds greatest nation.

Hard working alphas don't go to sleep at 8:15 neet faggot.

You had a busy day of coating your hentai figurines with your impotent semen. What's next on the list. A nap?
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>>726745580
see >>726744801
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>>726745306
I have no issues with working to provide for my family. Infact i feel far more satisfaction from working then i ever would from sleeping in. But you wouldnt understand that feeling of accomplishment... or from getting promoted and better pay from climbing the ladder
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>>726745580
You gotta retake the class on how to neetb8. Go lurk in r9k if you wanna troll effectively. Currently you suck major shit.

Like you really suck...
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>>726745819
This
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>>726745932
>>726745819
>>726745768

Poor wagecucks.
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>>726745291
>on /b/
>criticizing how people spend their free time
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>>726741983
You think /b/ really gives a shit about the fact you rely on that socialism to stay alive? Go to /pol/ or something. You might actually get a reaction worth your time there.
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>>726745580
Your starting approch was all wrong. You started too strong and everyone can see your trolling. Look up definition of trolling and you will see that if others know your trying to troll then its not trolling
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>Be OP
>Wake up at noon to mommy being beaten by new daddy
>diamonds.jpg
>Edge until new daddy leaves to drink elsewhere, then cum buckets into the latest bottle
>Get up, put on MLP onesie, grab Imoto-san, and waddle downstairs
>Squeeze through doorway, they need to be widened again
>See mommy on the floor
>thatwontdo.jpg
>Throw a fit until she makes me tendies and then cries herself to sleep
>Eat delicious tendies and waddle back upstairs
>Fuck Imoto-san, then go on 4chan
>Move my fingers for exercise
>gettingsweaty.gif
>Brief moment of clarity where he realizes how far gone he truly is
>Angrily types onto /b/ about wage cucks and how he needs no job because mommy takes care of her big boy to suppress self-loathing
>Masturbates again
>Falls asleep in exhaustion
>Repeat, day after week after month after year
>"Whew, at least I'm not a wagecuck"
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>>726746151

I'm not reading that novel, wagecuck.
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>>726746221
That just proved his point, shekekel.
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>>726746059
You started this thread on the same premise retarded shut-in.

You have yet to make any decent point.
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>>726744359
>tfw you're too smart to work
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>>726742550
>not giving compliments to old people.
you were raised wrong.
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>>726742334
Scooby?
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>>726744600
As to be expected of a wage cuck with no formal education in anything. To try educate you: autism spectrum disorder has a whole range of symptoms and some people may suffer from some or all of them.

In my case, I fail to maintain a normal sleeping pattern so I can only be productive on certain days. This means that it is very hard for me to work a normal 9-5 job and in the past when I've tried to do so having to maintain a consistent schedule meant trying to stay awake for a full 2 weeks which ended up resulting in a hospitalization.

This isn't really a binary thing where people with this condition are failures in all other aspects. And in fact, there's some interesting papers to indicate that autism is a trait mutation to enhance aspects of intelligence at the expense of other functions. Though that doesn't mean an autist is necessarily smarter than a normal person.

>>726744683
I'd say being a wage cuck is a worse curse than having some disabilities. I have all the time in the world to work on my hobbies and I'm learning violin and piano at the moment. Additionally, since I don't have to satisfy my cuck master I've been free to learn about new sciences. This has resulted in me contributing several new papers across various fields. I've been interviewed by industry experts and flown all around the world for my contributions. I would post some but you wouldn't understand them.

>>726745017
Nice strawman. Like I said above, ASD has a range of symptoms that effect people differently. I myself live independently in a house I bought from my contributions. The difference between me and a wagecuck is that I have freedom to work on whatever I want. In that sense, you are like a peasant to me.
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>>726746151
>Be wagecuck
>Slave away for the kikes
>Buy ZogCorpâ„¢ energy drink for caffeine to stay awake after 14 hour shift
>Get home to wife ten minutes after Tyrone leaves
>Crawl upstairs
>Try and shitpost about neets
>Phone rings
>It's Mr. Shekelstein
>He needs you to stay another 2 hours after work without pay
>"Y-yes sir"

Oh wagecuck, You'll never learn
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Wageslave here, just had my 5th week off work because I'm dealing with just getting IBS, probably because my job forced me to live wrong. Live it up OP I'm incredibly jealous and would rather an hero than have to go back to work.
How do I rich from the interwebs?
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>>726746920
>tfw your autism is so bad you can't even sleep right
>tfw you're severely autistic but can publish papers in the fields of science

my sides...
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>>726747160
>doesn't understand how autism works

Classic uneducated wagekek.
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>>726746920
Lmao.

I can have a normal conversation with another human being.

I win, Lord Autismo, Duke of obnoxious mannerisms.
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>>726747377
>>doesn't understand how autism works
like i give a shit about the inferior beings.
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>>726747160
KEK
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>>726747160
Yeah I live on extremes. Extremely low functioning in some aspects but high functioning in others.

>>726747458
Lord Austismo isn't so far off from the reality. If autists are being subsidized to live wagecuck free lives while the wage cucks must toil in the fields to pay out stipends then aren't we a kind of lord or baron over the wagecuck?
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>>726746920
"Do r al mi lonely presents bow be4meh!"
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>>726743803

are you enjoying living like a huge fetus, leeching off of your betters and doing nothing of value?
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>>726747871
Instead of thinking of yourselves at "lord" or "baron", you should rather think of yourselves as the societal outcasts propped up by the fact that political correctness exists.
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>>726747871
Except all I have to do is make eye contact with you and you scream like a cave bat and cry for hours.

You're probably right though. Your life is better than mine.
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>>726747957
I wish I could.
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>>726747871
Honestly if you were born in China they would have thrown you in the yellow river at birth.

Would you be the king Earl of Asian wageslaves then?
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it's going to be saturday tomorrow. some people can get up late if they have work.
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>>726747957
Are you enjoying living like a huge womb, being leeched by your betters and giving them their entire value while you make next to nothing in comparison?
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>thinks i have a job. IDIOT.
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>>726742133
Why pity someone for having motivation to be productive? I voluntarily work Saturdays and sometimes I go in on Sunday. TBH I don't understand why people don't like working at least 5 days a week.
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>>726746333
Trips of truth
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>>726748401
It depends on your job. If you're actually accomplishing something useful you don't mind doing it, but if you're doing menial hard labor that doesn't actually need to be done, only so rich people or other businesses benefit, you feel like a shell and want to die.
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>>726741983
I got over 2 grabd out into my bank account as of midnight for a month's work.

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>>726748832
And so often the former becomes the latter just through familiarity
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>>726748799
Actually I work a full time job and I'm suicidal because of it. I'm just a communist believer, I believe in hard work and equal pay, not harder work for the workers and higher pay for their bosses.
Also I hate the minions never fucking mention those autist cunts to me.
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>>726748981
>bank is full of money
Hahahaha, that's a good one, yeah, that's a good joke... yeah, gooooooood.

>I fuck my 20 year old girlfriend when her husband isn't home
>girlfriend
>husband
>20 years old
>girlfriend 20 years old
>husband

who the fuck gets married at 20
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>>726749246
He's nigger rich.

Also a lot of dumb people are getting married young now, probably why she's a whore, I don't know why anon likes sloppy seconds thirds fourths however many suitors she lies about to him to satiate her pussy.
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>>726749246

I mean we're not millionaires, but we have 90,000 in savings. I consider that pretty good.

Yea she got married young. Part of the reason I'm fucking her I'm sure.
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>>726741983
I don't work Saturdays, faggot.
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>>726749124
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Ah, you poor, sick deluded wage cucks! While you rationalize away having to spend your precious life slaving to survive a new breed of people have already embraced a superior alternative: the NEET life.

NEETs represent the future of all of humanity. We are the light at the end of the tunnel and where all roads eventually lead. You will see that in time, my poor deluded wagie that when all jobs are cut by automation you too may come to know the fruits of the NEET!

Until then, feel free to keep telling yourself that we're losers because we laugh in your face! While you were busy at working slaving away today I was enjoying some fine cheeses and Moroccan hash. I can afford to buy only the most extravagant gifts for myself as I have no family I need to cuck myself for and I am not in debt trying to maintain my materialistic life-style.

As NEETs, we embrace only the most raw and fulfilling past times. To do this, we actively shun everything that our NEET teachings tell us will result in unfulfillment and embrace only the things that matter. This means that posting on 4chan, fapping to hentai, and using psychedelic drugs are all superior alternatives to getting in debt to afford fancy clothes, cars, and various other things that the wage cuck gravitates towards.

I offer you the path to enlightenment and you spit in my face. Oh well, get back to work now.
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>>726749124
Then that wasn't directed at you friendo. Pretty sure that Autist realized his b8 was weak as fuck and bailed on the thread.

Have a beer on me. It's Miller time.
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>>726749430
>>726749531
>tfw the bait is so bad, 2 different autismobiles answer you.
might as well end the thread here.
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>>726741983
enjoy you isolation, memes and wasted existence faggot
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>>726749695

Please try harder.

Stale
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>>726741983
Tomorrow is saturday you fucking idiot. Also you know what helps you keep track of the week? Working and being a productive member of society... Not just being a fat waste of space.
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Lol i own a few restaurants so all I do is go in an hour or two each week to make sure it's going well then take my money to the bank. Your autism bucks wouldn't even let you eat in my places. It's nice living a better life even if i am a wagie; )
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>>726741983
Haha poor wagecucks Nothing like having a good sleep with your waifu pillow
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>>726749916

negro I don't give a shit if it's bait or not. I didn't come to the worst board on the worst site on the internet to do anything but argue with autistic phantoms, I know what I'm about.
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>>726750259
>negro I don't give a shit if it's bait or not
implying that niggers can afford internet
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>>726744359
I consider it a blessing that you're probably to autistic too reproduce.
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>>726749789
OP aside you still misunderstood the concept that the working class get's paid less than the produce they make is worth, and then the produce is sold back to them at a price higher still. Beer and weed are the ruling classes control methods to keep you from realising this and revolting, but then I shouldn't expect that much insight from a bourgeois sheep.
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NEETs are early adopters in the future life-style of the human race and as early adopters there might still be some bugs left in the code. It us up to us as NEETs to use our free time to pioneer new ways to improve this life-style so that future wage cucks may benefit from our work.

>When did you realize you inherited humanities destiny
>Feels good man
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>>726750470
Now THAT is good bait!
Take note, heathens!
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>>726750470
I'm always amazed at how the wage cuck keeps coming up with new ways to restrict his or her own freedom. I mean: if it isn't for your boss its for your wife. If it isn't for your wife its for your kids. If it isn't for your kids its for your stuff. When will it ever end?

Wage cucks are a cruel, mindless people who chastise one another for choosing to prioritize freedom over slavery. It's a cult that implicitly worships a lack of freedom but because it lacks the insight to realize this it is particularly damaging. You will thus often find wage cucks bragging about how many hours they worked this week and getting high fived by other cult members for their own stupidity.

I guess in-between all the social conditioning and crushing debt mindfulness is something that people like yourself will never have the time to cultivate.
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>>726751676
Wagies don't really get a lot of free time to think for themselves, though. It's not their fault that they're preoccupied with whatever projects they need to get done, after all, they have a house and car and utilities and other stuff that they think they need.
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So much wage cuck cope here. LMFAO
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>>726748832
This. I work in a fucking Hot Pocket factory doing 12 hour shifts. Sometimes we literally just stand there for fucking 12 hours waiting for some machine to get fixed, and they refuse to let us go sit down except on our regular breaks.
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>>726752446
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T4eM1Zf4mHs
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Still remember when I found this video as a pathetic wage cuck. Something in my head just clicked and I knew I needed to change

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lzuEg_JVqug
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>>726752446
It's a hard life Anon. Why do you do it? I mean when it really comes down to it, don't you think your time is worth more than the $14/hr they're paying you?
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>>726748401
you mean 6 days a week
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Well I'm gonna go practice the piano now. I am learning a new Schubert piece and I must skip practice. Later wagies.
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