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Hey /b/. What did you do today? I walked like 4 miles from

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Hey /b/.

What did you do today?

I walked like 4 miles from my house to get to a taTaco Bell.

I found one eventually, but on the walk back I got explosive diarrhea and couldn't hold it in.

Thankfully I walked past a sewer inlet in someone's backyard, ducked into it and shit my brains out.

Pic related

It's my shit
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Update.

I'm still walking back and I think I got some shit splattered on the cuff of my jeans.
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Thanks for the picture and the update.
Really makes you think.
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>>726740887

I hope that dudes dog goes into his backyard and eats my shit.
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You better fucking wash those things man that's nasty
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>>726740611

Good thread bro
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Second update.

Google maps asked if I wanted to post a picture of my shit because they thought it was some sort of landmarked.

I posted my shit as a destination at this dude's house.

I doubt it will get put up but still
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>>726741399

Thanks man
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>>726741506
Thats awesome
Include some information about the leaves you found there. That'll do for google.
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>>726741643
I didn't think of anything to say other than "it's my poops"
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>>726741506

Someone send this dude a pizza as reparations.
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Update 3.

Still not home.

Ass is chapped despite wiping numerous times with banana leaves
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M8, i remembered when i shitted on my neighbor's backyard, m8 , was so good, a giant black log of shit, just try one time
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>>726742461
I didn't have a choice.

This was either going in that dude's yard or straight down my leg.
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>>726742536
But when you get good, try to poop in a ramdom place at night, its good as fuck, its diferent, and i am not an indian, russian
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>>726742727
Just saying that i am not indian because they poop in everything
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>>726742727
How do you shit in 4 foot snow?
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>>726742849
Just be russian
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>>726742995
What a life.
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this thread
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>>726743222
What you've never shared your brains out all over some dudes backyard and also your pants?
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>>726742316

Jesus god I'm not even home yet.

Close though.
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>>726743384
M8 , i am inspired, tomorrow in your memory i will poop in the neighboor's dog house
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>>726740611
So many questions OP:

Who the fuck has a sewer inlet in their back yard? And if they do have one, why did you shit on the ground - and if you shat on the ground, why even mention the sewer inlet?
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>>726743623

Shit dude what a tribute
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>>726740611
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>>726743717

It was a sewer inlet tin the backyard.

It was kind under the normal landscape, so I could hide in the brush and shit.

I would've taken another picture but there were kids playing on the block and I just shit real hard.

Kinda wanted to bail.
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OP, you gonna shit on the neighboor's backyard?
Because of the russian guy?
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I finally made it home which brings me to this.

It's kinda hard to make out because I tried to wash it off but I DEFINITELY got shit on my pants
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>>726744450

I might.
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>>726744488
M8, you are fucked, just give it to a hobo
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>>726744563
I will try too, it look kinda cool.
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>>726744663

No way these are my only pants
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>>726744856
Use it to eat your food
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>>726745071

Surprisingly I'm not hungry.
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Dude at OPs house, he's in the shower now washin his nasty ass off after that expedition. Everyone be sure to tell him next time don't wander that far from the house when you gotta shit
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>>726745300

Fuck you dude I had to shit BECAUSE taco Bell.
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>>726745429
that's just DOUBLY your fault nigger
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>>726745429
You could buyed you taco and taked it back to your home, you could used the microwave poop man...
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>>726740611
I just sat around and ate hot pockets all day.

This might happen to my asshole too
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>>726745700
Your*
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why do you americans still eat this beaner crap when it does this shit to you ( no pun intended )
its like britbongs who praise indian food and never leave the shitter the next morning
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>>726740611
>I got explosive diarrhea and couldn't hold it in.

This is why I always carry one of my gfs tampons with me at all times
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Why i am at this thread, god help me
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jesus christ what in the hell
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>>726745429
Well I ate Taco Bell earlier. I'm safe at home but in the spirit of this thread if the food pilllages my bowels I will shit on my pants in solidarity of OP. Will post them if thread is still here.
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>>726744488
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So much samefagging... let it die already
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This
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>>726746339
No
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>>726746339
oooooh so thats how they do that
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>>726740611
Yep, those are definitely your brains on the ground right there.
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i hope your asshole isn't spicy for too long
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