Dubs decides.

Send her the thread

Say some fucking gay shit

Do you have huge boobs?

Tell her you think pink floyd would suck a log out of andy sixxs ass

Hey, this is kind of awkward for me because I have severe autism but my mom told me if I'm blunt and confident that a beautiful girl like you would finally reply. So here it is: I'd like to berry my dick so far in your hamwallet that the person that could pull me off you would be crowned the next king of England.

>>726712221
So close.
>>726712211
So lame.

Ask for nudes endlessly

>>726712211
DUBS O'TRUTH

>>726712211
Weak. But winrar.

>>726712279
Roller blade

>>726712279
Rolling pin

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Keep em coming I have more matches. Shes hotter too.

>>726712279
Fuck it... one more
Rollo

>>726712541
I bet that barbell through your tongue would feel great on my anus.

>>726712774
Reroll

>>726712774
>>726712799
Aww yiss

>>726712734

i'm a hanzo main and i would love to scatter all my shots into your gaping butthole

>>726712799
Boom.... a good one

>>726712734
So which one of your parents are retarded enough to right T instead of J in your name

tell her to eat smegma

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She might be dead us

I would be delighted to receive nudes from you.

>>726712734
I want to buy that house on 4th street, and you better not screw me over on the down payment you fickle cunt

>>726712734
Kick! Punch! It's all in your mind.

Hey, what's up? I am into reggae music. Shit is really weird to have on cops. Like just imagine police brutality and then comes on "WELCOME TO THE ISLAND OF JAMAICA OUR CURRENCY IS COCONUTS!"

>>726712734
A selfie while driving? Oh I bet you are a wonderful catch you idiot.

Send a gif of a man taking a shit

Say " My friends say I give great rimjobs"

>>726712946
re rollin

You are 15 right ?

>>726712734
Those glasses don't hide your wonkey eye. I am so happy society has progressed enough to give drivers licenses to the mentally challenged

You have to help me. I think I just beat my girlfriend to death. She's bleeding and not getting up!
Please, what do I do?

How can I dispose of the body without anyone knowing?

>>726713257
You are in,

>"So you would rather suck a log from my ass then stick your tongue in it?"

>>726713257
I will fuck you up the pussy and ass

>>726712734

I can suck my own dick clean

>>726713257
Dunno. Why you gotta ruin my erection?

"Do you know 4chan ? >>726713276 "

>>726713360
Posting anyway because kek

>>726713374
Then I will ruin you

Like you'll be ruining my ass with a strapon tonight ;-)

>>726712734
Hell yeah rolling

>>726713399
Boom!

Does spider have puss puss ?

>>726713433
Put those 2 together

>>726713399
Dub-ba-da-ba-doooo

>>726712734
Black people, am I right?

I always wanted to match a trans

>>726713477

Fuck me in the ass twice!

>>726712734
So calm down before this rape turns into a murder

Send her a picture of your dick and say
"Here you go dad"

I double dare you OP

>>726712734
Mate with me or you will be deported

>>726712734
I would love to have sex with your mom what's her number?

>>726713620
rollin for ya'

Can I get da Pussi plz ?

>>726713541
Is it so hard for a man to get his dick sucked, his ass licked and a sandwich made by a whale in 2017

>>726713632
U tried so hard

>>726712734
Mom?

you're fat.
ez block

>>726713664
SO CLOSE TO TRIPS HOLY SHIT .
Rolling this one because why the fuck not

>>726713727
This

>>726713620
rollin lmfao

>>726713713
Ditto

>>726712734
This dick ain't gonna suck itself

>>726713620
Rolling for this .

>>726713827
Asshat

I just ate out my dog's ass.

>>726713620
Fuck it rolling for this cause why not

>>726713727
Roll

>>726712734
Let's just get this straight . two water melons are going up your ass tonight

>>726713620
would be great

>>726713935
Entry 741021 !

>>726713877
Du du du du dubs

>>726712734
I bet you look better with your clothes off

>>726713877
CHECK EM

>>726713620
Rawlings

I would like the sex with you

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Sux but dubs have spoken

>>726714074
Rolloololololoollllolllololol

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Im Gunna make you squeal like a pig

>>726714074
Olololololololoolllllo

>>726712734
This donger ain't gonna wank itself

I'm just kidding. Getting this stuff from 4chan

ask if she is a nigger

>>726714074
Oloooololololloolo

ask if she is into cucking

>>726712734
You look familiar, havnt i raped you last year ?

ask if she wants to have sexual intercourse

>>726714074
Jesus fucking Christ....... ololollllololoolol

tell her to post her tits and ass

>>726714188
Dubs

>>726712734
If you could fuck any person in the world who would it be? Oh and you can't choose me, you aren't worth the cocksweat.

>>726714335
why not

bae would u like to have sexx

gabromba-bomba time

>>726714373
Daddy

>>726714445

gabromba-bomba time?

>>726714335
Rolling for my nigga

>>726712013
roll

what do you think about sourcreme you nasty skank. cause your pussy is sour.

Wait with posting this until you get a reply from any girl. And replace kid with bitch.

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, bitch.

>>726714569

ok you have my

>>726714373
Rolling for this but with the second girl

Ask for nudes

i would like to rent yout pussy as a hat and wear it

>>726714647
Seth rollins

>>726714598
roll

OK I'm headed to your house to pick you up

>>726712013
roll

>>726714647
Fuck it

>>726714647
roll

>>726714598
Rollin for this nigga

ask for her phone number and seend screen

>>726714647
Roll

Listen my dick is so hard it can supass metal gear. Now i need you to be my slinet and and ake out my solid snake.

>>726714972
Roll

>>726714972
Re roll

>>726714972
Re roll last time

Sorry my 7yo kid just wrote this awfull message

>>726714972
Damn oh well ill get em next time

send her a rekt thread

Op... is dead

>>726715420
Why not try

>>726715420
it's never too late to try it , i allow you to , and if you don't want i force you to still.

>>726714598
Roll

>>726715420
Ok so what's the deal? Can we exchange some pictures to see if YOU are real?

+send her a pic of a huge white penis.

>>726715420
Can I make a tribiute to your profilepic?

Would you eat your own shit in front of me then ?

>>726715533
Nice

>>726715420
Mekaleka-ho mekaleka-hi
That shit in your tongue says otherwise

>>726715420
Ill let you pee in my eyes if you tongue punch my fartbox

>>726715420
Say "I've planted a bomb downtown. It'll go off in 3 hours. Allahu akbar."

P.s. FBI I'm not actually saying that. Please don't arrest me.

>>726715533
WINRAR

Would you suck your shit off my dick?

>>726715533
Kek

OP here. So many dubs! Hold on

Kappa roll

>>726715699
you don't say

Rollagain

And again

>>726715699
You won your own contest, nigga

One moar

>>726715699
dubs has spoken, you need to send her that

>>726715420
So what do you eat? Can I take you out for fine dining?

Cmon quad

Op
>>726716077
Heres another

Sorry. All jokes aside, you're honestly beautiful.
I'd love to get together sometime and really get to know if you can put a sharpie in pooper so I can write 'fat cunt' in your asshole.

>>726716427
AHAHAB sir you win

>>726716427
Fucking ROLL!

>>726716555
Do it for the TRIPS

>>726716555
Trips!!!

>>726716427
>>726716555
Save for a new fatty

That first chick is a fucking pig

>>726716555
Don't be a fag OP. You're doing so well

>>726716427
>>726716555
Trips win!

ROLL ME A BLUNT

>>726716555
T
R
I
P
S
G
E
T

>>726717114
Roll

You must be sad cause a ypur matches are fat pigs

>>726717255
Heh.

>>726717288
Dubzz

>>726717307
Nah Im just not gonna fuck my chances with the hot ones

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>>726717230
I'd also like to show you my matchbox collection.

No responses. I think ya done scared em off /b

Hey, I shit my pants, can I get in yours?

>>726717477
Winrar

Hey, I shit my pants. Can I get in yours?

>>726717604
Anyhoozle...I gg soon should I link the thread before

Hey I shit my pants, can I get in yours?

>>726717716
WINRAR GET

Can you swim outside of the sea?

>>726717230
You missed the picture

Are you dead OP?

>>726718999
checked

>>726718999
Not even trips can save this thread now

>>726720593
Go for quadz then

Rollerino

Nice fucking nigger shoes you sloppy fat cunt

Rolllllll

>>726723455
Anotha dubs