You know why pewdiepie will never make a video on /b/s YLYL because its bad with le banana etc its lame no one likes it
this is why pewdiepie always goes to the /gif/ YLYL to make videos because those are actually funny unlike le banana
Now this is a story all about how
My head swole up, and then shrunk back down
now I'd like to take a minute, just sit right there
I'll tell you how my forehead became filled with air
In West Philadelphia, born and raised
is where I thought I was from, 'cause I was so dazed
Chilling out max and relaxing all cool
while my head transformed to a Fallout ghoul
A couple of guys who were up to no good
stuck a firework in my hoody's hood
I heard one big bang and man I got scared
then my cranium split and started filling with air
I whistled for an ambulance and when it got near
I couldn't see the licence plate, and I couldn't even hear
if anything I could say to the medics was where
but I couldn't even speak as my head filled with air
I pulled up to the hospital at 7 or 8
and I heard the medic yell I was in an unstable state
they looked at my cranium, and everyone stared
as I sat on the stretcher, while my head filled with air
Photoshop Cody into the back of this picture
Christians thinking their religion is original or true.
If you don't lose to this you are obviously a christfag.
If you try and dispute the claims made on this, your mother will die in her sleep tonight and your dick will drop off.
ylyl threads once again displaying how many newfags and underages lurk
Why reply to it? You scared that it will somehow work and your mother really will die because some autistic 12 year old made a meme that you read? You covering your ass just in case it works and she dies and you're forced to move out of her basement and find a job? Stop ruining /b/
My mum has liver cancer I'm at the hospital with her , watching her wither away feels like shit ... Picture related
I got what was happening but would like to know the story, as well...
Also, I hate these song parody posts because I never know which song they are mimicking since I don't listen to that shit-tier music.
Thats harsh, anon. People die, thats what we all do eventually. Always remember the good times you had with them.
I was fucking with you because
I thought you were making some snide
remark about ylyl threads being cancer.
>My mum has liver cancer I'm at the hospital with her , watching her wither away feels like shit ... Picture related
You should not have read that "Your mother will die in her sleep tonight" post.
Legit trying to cheer you up man.
As Shia Lebouf had reminded us,
"Don't feed the trolls".
You got anybody nearby who
can be with you?
43, but I've never seen that lame-ass show since I was studying for college courses when it was aired... I know most of the parodies are from that theme but not all, so I usually just skim 'em without trying to figure out the tune anymore.
>Fresh Prince of Bel AIR is kind of a DEAD giveaway, though...
But what was with that dude in the background?
Fresh Prince STILL airs, is on Netflix, and nobody on earth can say they don't know the theme tune, even people with no TVs or internet know it, people who died in the 70's know it, tribes in the jungles of Africa who've never had contact with civilization know it. So stop lying.
Nah man I'm a loner I've had a very rough childhood, I have two friends and both live in different states...I have dad but he's been pretty numb ever since she was diagnosed she is the light of our life im Pretty much alone..
and i thought summer was year-round...
this is like summer's summer
thats some 9gag material right there
Someday I hope to get the hang of selfies.
Damn. So now I feel for ya. Usually when it's liver problems, folks do it to themselves so I have little sympathy, hence the jest about drinking. I know full well about extended time in the hospital watching over loved ones.
One time, I was lucky enough to work with a bunch of nurses who let me leave work early and come in late so I could drive an hour or so every day for months on end to spend time with my girlfriend who didn't really know I was even there since she was hopped up on morphine the entire time... She remembers some and it helped her.
>Get some sleep.
She has a cirrhotic liver (it's nodular and shrunken with scars) the tumor had invaded one of the branches of a portal vein and cannot receive a healthy liver form a cadaver cuz of the risk of relapse , also she will be on heavy immunosuppressants to prevent her immune system from rejecting the healthy liver and this will leave her defenseless in case the cancer relapsed ,I can't even donate my own liver to her , I feel pretty helpless she was so selfless all her life I wish I could do more
I understand anon , she is very homely and always put us and everyone else before herself and watching her suffering with empathy is tearing me to shreds , honestly she's pretty much all that I have in the world
thought this was ylyl, now it's just depressing shit
She suffered with hep c, before her scarred liver developed cancer she contacted it during a botched blood transfusion during my c section, is what doctors suspect, never had a drink and was from a very uptight family so had a very constrainted upbringing
maybe stripped him looking for bombs?
maybe the guy went on a trouserless stabbing spree?
If I was gonna go kill some folks I would do it with my cock flapping about. The awe-inspired stares and stunned silences ought to give me some extra seconds before I manage to get them with the knife
No anon TACE was do e about one month back on one of the two smaller lesions and her AFP dropped from 31800 to 17100 and the RFA was do e yesterday when the sergeon figured that her liver we may not bounce back from resection she is in a lot of pain can't even get too many pain killers cuz of her livers condition.
Why do you ask if it was 3 months back tho ?
Yeah, I don't do Netflix or any shit like that (used to do the DVDs, though) but yeah, OK; I'm vaguely familiar with the theme. But I've never seen the show. It was on the same time as Seinfeld and I've never seen an episode of that one, either. I've seen clips of both on other shows but I just couldn't care. There was better stuff on television at the time when I got a chance to watch it. Like Twin Peaks and that stuff. Now-a-days my TV is relegated to late night comedy shows and if it's a talk/interview format, I'm usually lost as to who the guests are since it's all promoting shit for young teens.
>Best Fresh Prince is with DJ Jazzy Jeff and that other guy who could do something like Samford & Son beatbox-style.
>Now play it under water!
He's the DJ, I'm the Rapper.
I thought you mentioned earlier that the past few months had been help. I just went back up and saw you said weeks.
It looks like this combination of treatments has been pretty helpful for people, but it does take a few rounds. I'm sorry.
everyone agrees induism is the oldest religion.
induism, the religion that created syncretism.
even egyptian religion is unoriginal, it change no shit about your claim cause it's unimportant.
since, no religion was able to top the induist "brahman" concept, the perfect way to show the unreconciliability between faith and fact with our level of perception based on a aristotelician approach. in other words, wrong/true good/bad is just a way for us to simplify reality to a perceivable level, poetry at his finest.
>If you try and dispute the claims made on this, your mother will ..
your insecurities are showing, i fear not, i'm a part of god, a shard of his creation, whenever you're not even a part of a shit dumped by a rabbit.
i wish you good luck in this life, you're already fucked in the others.
Yeah ! The doctors say that the RFA went really well and they hope for positive results but watching her in pain is the most difficult thing in the world, you made me feel a lot better anon hope you have an awesome life ! Thank you for listening I feel a little less alone now
For real Trump
Immunity doggo repels your shit
gonna need to see some ID there sport
I'm sorry anon, don't listen to the edgy summerfags
Sorry to hear that Mate.
When the time comes and she does finally slip off this mortal coil, I want you to remember one thing to help you get through the rough times.
Down the road, not across the street.
implyin she did not cut herself during labor with this kind and loving edgy son of her.
watch her in the eyes, you'll see she's already dead inside.
anyway, DON'T tell me you're the elder of 3 brothers.
i would answer you were just there for them to ensure thru trial and error they'll won't miss your younger brother ... as you can see.
dude broke a certain bone in his face (forgot which), so his airway was rerouted. instead of exhaling air out through his nose, it instead inflates parts of his face
This thing is totally false; just go research Mithras and Horus- the crossovers are superficial at best and this post plays loose with facts in order to make connections that simply aren't there. Just research history.
As for your curse, I deny it in the name of Christ and he shall protect me. However, you must now consider whether you will be cursed for attempting to curse a Christian; prophesy says you will be.
Even you, Brutus?
i dont know why that frase give me feels
>I'm pro-hunting, but no one needs an AK-47 to hunt
I want to beat her fucking head in with a baseball bat, look at her stupid smug asian face, she thinks she's done such a good job at making bracelets and is actually fucking proud to display them for purchase because she's a dumb cunt that thinks English speakers will get a kick out her stupid fucking bracelets