YLYL thread now faggots
Don't let this thread die
>>726706194
>>726706091
Sorry I'm late
>>726706670
Anybody have this image but where they are talking about traps being gay?
>>726706091
You know why pewdiepie will never make a video on /b/s YLYL because its bad with le banana etc its lame no one likes it
this is why pewdiepie always goes to the /gif/ YLYL to make videos because those are actually funny unlike le banana
https://youtu.be/yWer6n3qvMU
>>726707100
Wow
>>726706091
>>726707720
kek
>>726707651
actually lost to this shitty pasta
>>726706091
I'd post that pic ridiculing you for an Ifunny watermark but I don't have it, so fuck you.
>>726706194
Sanders is pro-gun dipshit
>>726706508
Didn't laugh, but the only one here that is any good. This is another fucking ridiculous ylyl thread.
>aslo
way too many copy/pastas from 3 years ago.
>>726706194
>I don't actually pay attention to political stances the shitpost
>>726708445
Watch it, that doesn't play into the two-party narrative.
>>726706481
you can tell that thing's a tranny from a mile away
Oh shit it's Cody
>>726708761
I'd still fucking ruin that her pussy
>>726708803
Wtf is happening in the video?!
>>726707008
just made me realise, why doesn't he have any pants on? did one of the paramedics try to get some cheeky necro fucc in before they rolled him off to the morgue?
>>726708966
He told you what was happening
>>726709010
Lol. Didn't read. Looked like a rap or something.
>>726708960
>visible ballsack
>pussy
>>726709226
You just lost the game.
Photoshop Cody into the back of this picture
>>726709299
LOST but this is impossibru :p
https://youtu.be/wdjPtt4e1Rk
>>726709226
Fuck
>>726709226
Fuck off
Christians thinking their religion is original or true.
If you don't lose to this you are obviously a christfag.
If you try and dispute the claims made on this, your mother will die in her sleep tonight and your dick will drop off.
>>726709226
Fuck you
>>726709680
kek who the fuck selfies at the dentist :P apparently this guy
ylyl threads once again displaying how many newfags and underages lurk
>>726709365
>>726709381
>>726709483
>>726709683
>>726709746
>>726709754
Why reply to it? You scared that it will somehow work and your mother really will die because some autistic 12 year old made a meme that you read? You covering your ass just in case it works and she dies and you're forced to move out of her basement and find a job? Stop ruining /b/
>>726709705
>>726708960
>her
>pussy
>image points out the fact that he has testes
>being this retarded
>>726709226
mine is already dead
>>726709086
... oh boy... the children on this site..
>726707720
Should probably show it to my sister.
>>726709086
>>726709483
K lol
>>726709927
My mum has liver cancer I'm at the hospital with her , watching her wither away feels like shit ... Picture related
>>726709927
>ruining /b/
kek
>>726710551
Lost
>>726710551
And you're sat on /b/ in a YLYL thread? You must really hate the bitches company if that's what you're doing by her bedside as her life slips away
>>726710551
>>726709086
I got what was happening but would like to know the story, as well...
Also, I hate these song parody posts because I never know which song they are mimicking since I don't listen to that shit-tier music.
>>726709226
cant dump the trump
>>726709992
>filename
lost
>>726709483
Fuck off
>>726710636
I'm sitting right next to her watching her sleep trying to divert my mind why all the bitterness? Calm the fuck down
>>726709439
LMFAO fucking lost.
>>726710702
>I never know which song they are mimicking
How old are you? You can tell it's the Fresh Prince theme song from the first line
>>726710551
Thats harsh, anon. People die, thats what we all do eventually. Always remember the good times you had with them.
>>726710821
>>726710821
I hope she dies, and then I hope you're so upset you kill yourself
>>726710636
What do you want me to do ? Disturb her while she fucking sleeps? I haven't gone home or to work for the past two fucking weeks..
Fucking edge Lord kys
>>726709483
Faggot
>>726709226
jokes on you i hate that cunt anyways
>>726709387
2 folks given
>>726710927
>>726709226
>>726709226
It's March fucknut
>>726706091
>>726710896
Thanks man, but this is pretty painful it sucks to watch her spin out of control I feel like shit
>>726709483
Safuw
>>726711098
Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha
>>726709226
>>726710927
Fuck off you filthy meth baby why don't you follow your mum's lead and get fucked by a homeless guy for a fix
>>726709226
Bich
>>726709483
jej
>>726711098
>>726709483
>>726709226
kek
>>726709483
Gerugamesh
>>726706481
No way that tattoo would cost 400, 70 tops. Its fucking shit.
>>726711227
The're all too busy fucking your mom's slightly functioning corpse.
>>726707100
Pewdipie wont use /b/ ylyl because the age gate would exclude 90% of his fanbase
>>726709136
boi pussy you faggot
>>726710927
>>726710989
Found the bastards, how does it feel to know that you were an accident when your mom was trying to get her twat plundered for drugs ?
>>726709483
Fuck you.
>>726711099
I was fucking with you because
I thought you were making some snide
remark about ylyl threads being cancer.
I apologize.
>>726711434
At least mine isn't dying
>>726709747
Not funny just informative
>Hey this dictionary had me in stitches
>>726711510
Dude, I'm pretty sure he's serious about his mom.
>>726711510
She'll live calm down fucking trailer trash you being this edgy to drown out the nose of your mum being gang raped by niggers?
>>726709226
>>726709483
>>726710551
>My mum has liver cancer I'm at the hospital with her , watching her wither away feels like shit ... Picture related
You should not have read that "Your mother will die in her sleep tonight" post.
>>726710551
this should get her to cool it with the drinking
>>726711690
I'm sure he is too, that's why I said it
>>726710830
go to the website its fucking great
>>726711725
Legit trying to cheer you up man.
As Shia Lebouf had reminded us,
"Don't feed the trolls".
>>726709747
>>726711847
You'll lose your job and your mother, and I'm happy knowing that
>>726710830
now a detective service
https://normaldave.com/
>>726708950
who is this?
>>726709226
>>726711099
tits w/timestamp ?
call her cancer chan
show vagoo
>>726707100
noobfag here,
>pewdiepie
is ... is this important ? or am i missing your point ?
>>726712289
>>726709226
oh shit nigga
>>726710251
Did you seriously respond to that? holy fuck if you're going to lurk underage atleast post some nudes
>>726711847
You got anybody nearby who
can be with you?
>>726711369
who gives a fuck what that youtube faggot does?
fucking 12yo faggot
>>726712347
subtle
>>726708609
lost hard
>>726712364
Nah. Nothing involving that screaming faggot is important to anyone over the age of 12
>>726711421 no such thing dipshit, it is called a pooper, asshole, bung hole
it is nothing like a pussy, quit trying to justify your dick sucking ways
>>726710855
43, but I've never seen that lame-ass show since I was studying for college courses when it was aired... I know most of the parodies are from that theme but not all, so I usually just skim 'em without trying to figure out the tune anymore.
>Fresh Prince of Bel AIR is kind of a DEAD giveaway, though...
But what was with that dude in the background?
less venom, more potassium, people!
This thread got super aggressive.
>>726712725
Fresh Prince STILL airs, is on Netflix, and nobody on earth can say they don't know the theme tune, even people with no TVs or internet know it, people who died in the 70's know it, tribes in the jungles of Africa who've never had contact with civilization know it. So stop lying.
Nah man I'm a loner I've had a very rough childhood, I have two friends and both live in different states...I have dad but he's been pretty numb ever since she was diagnosed she is the light of our life im Pretty much alone..
>>726712925
>>726712925
and i thought summer was year-round...
this is like summer's summer
>>726709365
REMOVE YOURSELF
>>726712489
thats some 9gag material right there
>>726712489
See
>>726713030
Thanks for lending a ear anon
>>726712347
>>726709483
The day /b/ was visited
>by the FBI
>>726711014
ty cato :)
>>726709992
Underrated filename
>>726713030
The liver is the single most resilient organ in te body. A person can lose a third of it and it can regenerate.
I'm with you.
>>726707760
Nice water bong
>>726706091
Fresh oc
>>726713181
You're welcome.
>>726706091
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3hlpSxX0-vY
>>726713930
Someday I hope to get the hang of selfies.
>>726711929
Damn. So now I feel for ya. Usually when it's liver problems, folks do it to themselves so I have little sympathy, hence the jest about drinking. I know full well about extended time in the hospital watching over loved ones.
One time, I was lucky enough to work with a bunch of nurses who let me leave work early and come in late so I could drive an hour or so every day for months on end to spend time with my girlfriend who didn't really know I was even there since she was hopped up on morphine the entire time... She remembers some and it helped her.
>Get some sleep.
>>726712347
facecrook tier shit
>>726713734
She has a cirrhotic liver (it's nodular and shrunken with scars) the tumor had invaded one of the branches of a portal vein and cannot receive a healthy liver form a cadaver cuz of the risk of relapse , also she will be on heavy immunosuppressants to prevent her immune system from rejecting the healthy liver and this will leave her defenseless in case the cancer relapsed ,I can't even donate my own liver to her , I feel pretty helpless she was so selfless all her life I wish I could do more
>>726709378
hahaha. i like this one. upvote.
>>726709747
>Yfw the Jedi Order becomes the next big religion
>>726714145
I understand anon , she is very homely and always put us and everyone else before herself and watching her suffering with empathy is tearing me to shreds , honestly she's pretty much all that I have in the world
>>726709226
YOU FUCKING DICK
thought this was ylyl, now it's just depressing shit
>>726713909
HOLY SHT LOL
>>726712503
Are you 12, or currently in 2008?
>>726714201
It sounds like you're saying there is no surgical option. Are they doing chemo therapy?
>>726712175
>https://normaldave.com/
Have you called the phone number? I'm afraid...
>>726714201
She suffered with hep c, before her scarred liver developed cancer she contacted it during a botched blood transfusion during my c section, is what doctors suspect, never had a drink and was from a very uptight family so had a very constrainted upbringing
>>726708950
Gonna need a quick rundown
>>726710551
haha faggot.
pull the plug so we can stop wasting money on her.
kys too. even more money saved
>>726708609
I member ID heaven
>>726709226
Ur a faggit go suck a dick
>>726712366
that's actually the best one I've seen...
Only because of Bama's posture...
>>726714617
There is one surgical option but is too risky to perform because her liver is too small (resection) instead she was treated with a TACE and RFA not chemo
>>726708830
>>726709483
Fuck you anon your mommas gonna die if you dont repky to this post
>>726714803
My parents are well off and she has good health insurance she doesn't need your money ...
>>726714860
>>726709387
Its backwards you idiot
>>726714879
Did they start that about three months ago?
>>726710551
Sending love <3
>>726709226
Pizza
>>726711949
>>726712175
i left him a voicemal
>>726714803
Wouldn't expect you to feel like I do one needs a mother's love in their life to relate to something like this
>>726708983
maybe stripped him looking for bombs?
maybe the guy went on a trouserless stabbing spree?
If I was gonna go kill some folks I would do it with my cock flapping about. The awe-inspired stares and stunned silences ought to give me some extra seconds before I manage to get them with the knife
>>726714131
too soon :(
>>726715069
No anon TACE was do e about one month back on one of the two smaller lesions and her AFP dropped from 31800 to 17100 and the RFA was do e yesterday when the sergeon figured that her liver we may not bounce back from resection she is in a lot of pain can't even get too many pain killers cuz of her livers condition.
Why do you ask if it was 3 months back tho ?
>>726709098
Who would say "Combine them" in this situation?
>>726713020
Yeah, I don't do Netflix or any shit like that (used to do the DVDs, though) but yeah, OK; I'm vaguely familiar with the theme. But I've never seen the show. It was on the same time as Seinfeld and I've never seen an episode of that one, either. I've seen clips of both on other shows but I just couldn't care. There was better stuff on television at the time when I got a chance to watch it. Like Twin Peaks and that stuff. Now-a-days my TV is relegated to late night comedy shows and if it's a talk/interview format, I'm usually lost as to who the guests are since it's all promoting shit for young teens.
>Best Fresh Prince is with DJ Jazzy Jeff and that other guy who could do something like Samford & Son beatbox-style.
>Now play it under water!
He's the DJ, I'm the Rapper.
>>726708830
>eyes: gold
>>726715083
Thank you anon <3
>>726710821
Why not stick a finger in her pussy? Both of you might get a thrill.
>>726711803
Underrated post. I lost
10/10
>>726714267
>>726709226
wow...
>>726709747
i dont get it
>>726715691
>>726709439
I've seen this around but I never have gotten around.to ask for sauce. So sauce anybody?
>>726715007
so the poopoo really gets sucked into his body. It all makes sense.
>>726715377
I thought you mentioned earlier that the past few months had been help. I just went back up and saw you said weeks.
It looks like this combination of treatments has been pretty helpful for people, but it does take a few rounds. I'm sorry.
>>726708803
lost
>>726709747
everyone agrees induism is the oldest religion.
induism, the religion that created syncretism.
even egyptian religion is unoriginal, it change no shit about your claim cause it's unimportant.
since, no religion was able to top the induist "brahman" concept, the perfect way to show the unreconciliability between faith and fact with our level of perception based on a aristotelician approach. in other words, wrong/true good/bad is just a way for us to simplify reality to a perceivable level, poetry at his finest.
>If you try and dispute the claims made on this, your mother will ..
your insecurities are showing, i fear not, i'm a part of god, a shard of his creation, whenever you're not even a part of a shit dumped by a rabbit.
i wish you good luck in this life, you're already fucked in the others.
>>726710551
its your mom a machine lol
>>726707854
Kek
>>726709483
>>726713868
I lost at the milk carton & electronic equipment for some reason... Not even sure why.
>>726709992
>filename
>>726707760
there's no way this is real and that girl is no where near 6 months
>>726715961
Yeah ! The doctors say that the RFA went really well and they hope for positive results but watching her in pain is the most difficult thing in the world, you made me feel a lot better anon hope you have an awesome life ! Thank you for listening I feel a little less alone now
>>726716344
Bro, sorry for what you are going through, but you gotta post pics of that sweet pussy.
>>726709226
For real Trump
Immunity doggo repels your shit
>>726709992
i member
>>726708185
>image macro
>pasta
gonna need to see some ID there sport
>>726710551
I'm sorry anon, don't listen to the edgy summerfags
I need some funny songs /b/
>>726716344
Take care.
>>726715691
best thing so far
>>726715875
more like this
>>726709226
Faggot
>>726709226
Fuck you you fucking fucker fuck.
>>726716582
wtf is wrong with you? gtfo with your christ shit.
>>726714369
Sorry to hear that Mate.
When the time comes and she does finally slip off this mortal coil, I want you to remember one thing to help you get through the rough times.
Down the road, not across the street.
>>726709483
Fuck
>>726716540
Thank you anon
>>726709226
Fine
>>726709226
You're a cunt. Kys
>>726713909
>>726714500
>samefag
>>726716672
Wow you're trying really hard XD
>>726715956
kek. Someone's gonna get fired
>>726709483
God dammit
>>726711510
implyin she did not cut herself during labor with this kind and loving edgy son of her.
watch her in the eyes, you'll see she's already dead inside.
anyway, DON'T tell me you're the elder of 3 brothers.
i would answer you were just there for them to ensure thru trial and error they'll won't miss your younger brother ... as you can see.
>>726716582
Thanks again anon
>>726710702
>>726708966
dude broke a certain bone in his face (forgot which), so his airway was rerouted. instead of exhaling air out through his nose, it instead inflates parts of his face
>>726709226
its da trump
>>726710551
>>726709975
Same here. I know that feel bro.
>>726714712
Well, at least she'll have more of a cosmic bond with you than that apathetic dude she calls/ed a husband. Not trying to make a sick joke (but kinda).
also, this:
>>726716672
>>726709226
Fag
>>726713220
fucking lost
>>726715425
Lost, this is how I hope to die now
>>726709226
dgdshgs
>>726709483
Are these faggots off of school of something
>>726709747
This thing is totally false; just go research Mithras and Horus- the crossovers are superficial at best and this post plays loose with facts in order to make connections that simply aren't there. Just research history.
As for your curse, I deny it in the name of Christ and he shall protect me. However, you must now consider whether you will be cursed for attempting to curse a Christian; prophesy says you will be.
>>726709226
Wow
>>726711929
>never had a drop of alcohol in her life
now the occasion.
better later than never fampaï.
>>726712017
THIS. Holy fuck, anti-theists are so stupid.
>>726706091
test
>>726709483
Damn
>>726706641
Even you, Brutus?
i dont know why that frase give me feels
That iFunny watermark though.
>>726711275
Lmao nice autistic screeching
>>726711510
She will someday though.
>>726708445
>>726708578
>>726708499
>I'm pro-hunting, but no one needs an AK-47 to hunt
>>726711510
She is however taking the load off a 60 year old farts cock to buy her next fix of crack
>>726709927
For the lulz?
>>726709483
kek, I did a similar one but didn't manage to get many (You)'s
probably because I used it on /o/ and /pol/
>>726714201
diagnosticed.
stade 3 kanker.
confirmed.
>>726706091
>>726709226
I posted this. Lol faggots i collect your tears!
>>726710576
How to jerk to such pictures?
It looks like some German nazi porn magazine
>>726709211
Who dis
>>726716976
Why the fuck wouldn't you just exhale out of your mouth?
>>726717758
kek
>>726709226
fuck you donald j trump
>>726718013
excessive pain maybe
>>726715004
I want to beat her fucking head in with a baseball bat, look at her stupid smug asian face, she thinks she's done such a good job at making bracelets and is actually fucking proud to display them for purchase because she's a dumb cunt that thinks English speakers will get a kick out her stupid fucking bracelets