House sitting for my cousin..should I go through her panties? Pic related
its bc you're not really doing this and these aren't real.... otherwise you'd be jackin your dick in these panties while imagining her pussy touching the same fabric as your balls are
Here I compiled the messages for you. OP is newfag doesn't know about reverse image search
OP is having a heart attack right now
This is 4chan
Message has already been sent though
The damage is done
Proof that this thread was a clever personal army request. Especially since Google reverse image search didn't find her, so OP had to prime the pump and "leak" the name of "his cousin".
I'm sure she's real, and she may even have a cousin house sitting for her, but it isn't OP.
This would work if OP was a "friend" of the housesitter and got a chance to go thru panties
But it's probably an actual pervert smearing his junk all over his cousin's underwear and sharing it with other perverts
All I know is Alonzo isn't going to be too happy about this.
I'm guessing it is Monica herself framing her cousin. This way she can confront anon with it and to prove it he will whip out his cock and show her it's not the same in the pic posted. Win/win, girl gets to blow cousin, cousin gets a bj from a hot chick
I like your imagination
Not true at all though
Fucking THIS!! Think about it for a minute. She's female and under 50, so likely more emotional than rational.
When she sees a pic of herself and the text that says, "I'm house sitting for my cousin," and stuff about panties and nudes, she's gonna flip shit and go into a blind estrogen rage.
Do you think she is the rare type of blonde, shoulder-tat-sporting, black-dress-wearing gal who will calmly evaluate all the facts, make a rational judgment call and say, "Hmmmmmm... Those aren't my panties."
No! She'll just flip out and go off on her cousin. Meanwhile, he has no idea about the shitstorm that's headed his way.
OP hates this woman's cousin. He is setting him up. You have to be blind and wet behind the ears to not understand this.
I think you might be right anon
You basement dwellers must not spend a lot of time around girls. They're very aware of every detail of their underwear. They know which ones are clean and which are dirty at all times and exactly what they look like. Women put as much thought into their panties as guys do, probably more in fact. If OP is being framed it's not going to work, unless the one framing him used her actual panties for the pictures. That would be some Hannibal Lecter level manipulation.
Ok, I'll concede these points. I forgot Google doesn't catalog FB pics and on phone, didn't click filename.
But my assertion stands. OP is not her cousin. OP set up her cousin.
WRONG! there are usually 2-4 pairs in unexplainable places in varying states of disgusting icky awfulness and when you ask her oh JESUS NO HOW DID THOSE GET THERE I DIDNT DO THAT DONT BLAME ME
Which is the most plausible scenario?
>a: one of the hottest incest event ever witnessed by /b/
>b: some fat ugly NEET is rifling thru his cousin's panty drawer without her knowledge and sharing it with other losers
>OP is actually girl's cousin
>OP posts fake pictures of himself fucking her panties
>Cousin sees pictures, flips the fuck out
>"anon why the fuck are you putting your dick on my panties?!"
>anon was hoping for this
>"what are you talking about, cousin? That's not even my dick!"
>They're very aware of every detail of their underwear.
>They know which ones are clean and which are dirty at all times and exactly what they look like.
Ordinarily, I'd agree with you. However, this is assuming:
A. Hypothetical pantie-aware girl is in a rational frame of mind.
B. Monica even sees the pics of the panties. The first screenshot somebody sent her from a phone has no panty pics. What if she doesn't bother looking at the rest of the messages?
A scientific look at women (and how to get laid).
First things first:
=== Men are biologically superior ===
In general, men have approximately 6.5 times the amount of gray matter related to general intelligence than women, and women have nearly 10 times the amount of white matter related to intelligence than men. Gray matter represents information processing centers in the brain, and white matter represents the networking of – or connections between – these processing centers.
Men’s brains are 8-13% bigger in absolute volume, they overall contain 9% more grey matter and 13% more white matter on average.
Men have 5 more IQ points in general
Men generally score the highest in the SATs
Men make up 75% of Science, Technology, Engineering and Mathematics.
Women are twice as likely to get depressed, due to brooding.
Women are twice as likely to develop an anxiety disorder.
Women are twice as likely to develop PTSD after a traumatic event.
True but these a pretty distinct pairs. Like if you knew what you were doing you'd just go with some generic black ones or something. Even a fucking airhead oestrogen raged sloot might twig that it's not her fucking camo pattern thong.
Mothers are more than twice as likely to abuse their children as fathers.
>Stats for all years -> https://www.acf.hhs.gov/cb/resource-library/search#?topic=3493&ajax=1&sort=recent
Men are physically stronger than women, who have, on average, less total muscle mass, both in absolute terms and relative to total body mass. The greater muscle mass of men is the result of testosterone-induced muscular hypertrophy. Men also have denser, stronger bones, tendons, and ligaments.
“Anon if this were true why haven’t I heard it before”
Sex in society, is the highest form of social validation and acceptance, so many people base their self-worth on how much sex they have/have had. When you say sex isn’t important you can attack somebody’s sense of identity.
There’s a reason why:
-> cunt is the most offensive word in the English language.
-> there have been extremely few successful matriarchies in history.
-> 90+% of inspirational historical figures are men.
-> women feel like the world treats them as lesser to men.
-> it’s frowned upon for men to hit women.
Think about it.
Watch the incoming butthurt-faggots-in-denial-call me a virgin.
=== How to get pussy ===
1. STOP trying so hard. The less of a fuck you give about women the more they want you. Women are like retarded children, they can be a massive pain in the ass to deal with, sometimes pussy isn’t worth it, keep that in mind.
2. Look good for yourself, FOR YOURSELF. Exercise, eat healthy and sleep well. Dress well and SMELL GOOD, watch people treat you better simply because of how you present yourself. The better you look the more confident you are and the more their hormones take control of their brain.
3. Be SMART. Sell ‘your’ personality, be funny and be happy, women can’t do either. Be logical, do not get emotional with a woman because you will get manipulated and lose. Push their buttons, cross their lines, make them emotional and then, if you need to, pretend you’re sorry about it, kiss and make up.
4. Already be getting pussy. The more women you’re fucking, the more women want to fuck you.
5. Money and social status. Men love you for who you are, women love you for what you can do for them.
Marriage is for cucks. You want to fuck women, not date them.
DO NOT treat them as equal, they don’t want you to, they are not equal.
For more entertaining info:
Nah you're just some white Knight faggot.
Realistic and based on 40 years of experience in God's green earth?
DING DING DING DING DING!!!!!!
There are women I know who are capable of critical thought, and who respond to outlandish news rationally. I fucking married one.
She's not blonde, she has no tattoos, she never wears a dress unless she has to, and she doesn't take mirror selfies.
It's possible the woman in OP's pic is actually an intellectual and will see right through the bullshit and be like, "Somebody is trying to frame my cousin."
But it's not bloody fucking likely.
Who's us? Maybe too far gone for you pathetic cunt.
i remember my first few posts too, but that was before i was put in jail for raping my 14 year old cousing, dont fucking mess with me cunt or youll unleash something that you dont want to fucking see alright?
either stop posting or fuck off back to redit
this thread is full of newfags telling each other they are newfags.
Thanks for the (You)
He said some retarded shit and I pointed it out.
So did Monica ever reply? Will I be called the dreaded "new fag". Will I like sucking down a "warm, creamy log of shit out of Andy Sixx's asshole"? These and more questions put forth to our beloved /random/ community.
>Learn how to compute newfag
The first 6 numbers don't change, the others do. How did you fags get the profile ID from that? You've clearly no idea either, do you?
The actual link you're suppose to look for is the one with the _n. Got a feeling OP gave over the Facebook profile.
I was thanking this anon for elucidating the point that the PA troll IS a PA troll.
I have a healthy respect his tactical skill, even if it is exploiting ignorance and newfaggotry.
But that doesn't mean I like him, or the fact that so may plebs fell for it.
>Women put as much thought into their panties as guys do.
Nigga, for all i know, i could very well be using my dad's boxers right now from the last time i visted him and did the laundry for my mom.