House sitting for my cousin..should I go through her panties? Pic related
Obviously
Search electronics for nudes
>>726691661
uhh yeah dummy, with a timestamp obviously
>>726691661
OK searching
>>726691951
put them on and picture
>>726692049
No. I'm not putting on her pantiee
Obviously, this past Xmas holidays I stole a thong from my hot af aunt while at her house for Xmas dinner, was diamonds the whole night with her thong in my pocket lol
>>726692119
its bc you're not really doing this and these aren't real.... otherwise you'd be jackin your dick in these panties while imagining her pussy touching the same fabric as your balls are
>>726692337
Like this?
>>726691661
>>726692739
how does it feel knowing shell put those on after you've been in them?? pretty good huh? better try on all of them
>>726691661
Love Facebook pics...
Monica urbano
>>726692915
Kek
>>726692915
Every. Fucking. Time.
RIP, OP
>>726692915
oh shit lol
>>726691661
RIP
>>726693215
hahahahahhahahahah can't wait!
>>726691661
MOAR pics of cousin
>>726693215
This right here, when OP reads this, he will know he fucked up.
>>726693215
You got baited posts the same girl every day
>>726693323
Sorry, not here every day
Kys
>>726693215
Why are you trying to ruin my life? What did I do to you?
>>726693323
>damage control
Nice try OP it's gettin sent
>>726693346
I'm teaching you a lesson
>>726693215
>Monica urbano
kek
>>726693391
>>726693391
Pls don't send it, lesson learned
>>726693550
I already sent it kid
>>726693550
If you're in her house get on her laptop and go on her facebook and delete it
>>726693550
I just sent her a question "is your cousin housesitting?" nothing back yet though
>>726693346
>why is someone else causing problems for me
YOU decided to go thru your cousins panties and YOU decided to post pics of it on the internet
Nobody's fault but yours
>>726693215
Here I compiled the messages for you. OP is newfag doesn't know about reverse image search
guy did you a favor, probably gonna get you laid lol
>>726693679
Naw I won't send the dick pic, just the OP screen cap
>>726693723
no! >:( send the god damn dick pic too
>>726693777
do it yourself fag
>>726693777
also check'd
OP is having a heart attack right now
Oh fuck... OP got shit on.
Might as well keep posting pictures of her underwear drawer though.
Let's see some bras.
what if OP is playing some 4d chess by taking pictures with someone elses panties and framing actualcousin
>>726693863
>>726693723
That´s a totally dick move anon, why would you want to fuck up his life? Asking cause curious!
>>726691661
Found her Facebook and sending printscreen now. Kys faggot.
>>726693923
kek
>>726693923
Nice try, OP.
>>726693923
Then she'd just be like they're not my panties. That's not a very good plan.
Poor OP.. Am crying though.
>>726693965
This is 4chan
>>726694017
good point lol
>>726693965
OP's a dumbfag and needs to be taught a lesson
>>726693965
This is 4chan
>>726692915
He had time to delete this thread
>>726693967
>>726694110
NO... THIS IS OLDMAYMAY
>>726694143
Message has already been sent though
The damage is done
>>726693923
I have a feeling anon is right. OP should of deleted the thread by now. Unless he's dead to the fright of it.
>>726694143
It doesn't matter the screencaps were taken already
>>726694233
>should of deleted
Should have deleted*
>>726694233
You can delete threads????
Why is house sitting even a thing?
Just lock your doors nigga.
Toppest kek thread in a long time
Show more pics of this slut /b/ros, I'll tribute the best one and send it to her
>>726691951
>>726692119
>>726692739
3 different pics at looks like 3 different times and locations. U guys got played
>>726694292
There's a brief window when it's possible
>>726694233
OP is dumbfag
You're thinking too much into it
Monigga
>>726694292
Get out
OP has already OD'd on cough syrup
>>726692915
Proof that this thread was a clever personal army request. Especially since Google reverse image search didn't find her, so OP had to prime the pump and "leak" the name of "his cousin".
I'm sure she's real, and she may even have a cousin house sitting for her, but it isn't OP.
>>726694304
True
>>726693923
This would work if OP was a "friend" of the housesitter and got a chance to go thru panties
But it's probably an actual pervert smearing his junk all over his cousin's underwear and sharing it with other perverts
>>726694399
kek
>>726693215
RiP in pece OP
op delete the thread!
>>726694409
ohshitwiboi.jpg
Legendary thread
>>726694327
All I know is Alonzo isn't going to be too happy about this.
>>726694497
kek
>>726694497
Alonzo sounds like italian Chad fuck him fuck you alonzo fuck you
>>726694409
Youre an idiot
Google doesnt catalog images on facebook
>>726694497
Hehe
>>726694409
>what is exif data
Probably still elaborate troll
>>726694409
Newfag, it's the file name that links you to the profile
I'm guessing it is Monica herself framing her cousin. This way she can confront anon with it and to prove it he will whip out his cock and show her it's not the same in the pic posted. Win/win, girl gets to blow cousin, cousin gets a bj from a hot chick
>>726694593
the plot thickens
>>726694593
I like your imagination
Not true at all though
is OP still here? did he run and hide?
OP is ded
>>726694593
Plot twist
>>726693923
Fucking THIS!! Think about it for a minute. She's female and under 50, so likely more emotional than rational.
When she sees a pic of herself and the text that says, "I'm house sitting for my cousin," and stuff about panties and nudes, she's gonna flip shit and go into a blind estrogen rage.
Do you think she is the rare type of blonde, shoulder-tat-sporting, black-dress-wearing gal who will calmly evaluate all the facts, make a rational judgment call and say, "Hmmmmmm... Those aren't my panties."
No! She'll just flip out and go off on her cousin. Meanwhile, he has no idea about the shitstorm that's headed his way.
OP hates this woman's cousin. He is setting him up. You have to be blind and wet behind the ears to not understand this.
>>726694593
And Monica grew a dick too
>>726694765
I think you might be right anon
>>726694794
Yeah cause dicks/panties pics are hard to find on the internet.
>>726694765
maybe someone should message this to OPs cousin so shes encouraged to find and rub her braincells together
You basement dwellers must not spend a lot of time around girls. They're very aware of every detail of their underwear. They know which ones are clean and which are dirty at all times and exactly what they look like. Women put as much thought into their panties as guys do, probably more in fact. If OP is being framed it's not going to work, unless the one framing him used her actual panties for the pictures. That would be some Hannibal Lecter level manipulation.
>>726694581
>>726694586
Ok, I'll concede these points. I forgot Google doesn't catalog FB pics and on phone, didn't click filename.
But my assertion stands. OP is not her cousin. OP set up her cousin.
>>726694981
WRONG! there are usually 2-4 pairs in unexplainable places in varying states of disgusting icky awfulness and when you ask her oh JESUS NO HOW DID THOSE GET THERE I DIDNT DO THAT DONT BLAME ME
>>726695016
stop trying to cover your ass
>>726694765
Healthy view of young women you've got there pal. Bet it's working out great.
>>726695128
get out normie ree
>>726694889
Pics appear authentic, didn't come up on google reverse image
>>726694593
Which is the most plausible scenario?
>a: one of the hottest incest event ever witnessed by /b/
>b: some fat ugly NEET is rifling thru his cousin's panty drawer without her knowledge and sharing it with other losers
there is no way someone can be this fucking stupid.
Even a newfag knows what reverse image search is.
Fuck i want to believe this is real but i just cant
Consider this:
>OP is actually girl's cousin
>OP posts fake pictures of himself fucking her panties
>Cousin sees pictures, flips the fuck out
>"anon why the fuck are you putting your dick on my panties?!"
>anon was hoping for this
>"what are you talking about, cousin? That's not even my dick!"
>"prove it"
>checkmate
>>726692119
>>726691951
These pics are old, I've seen them before on here
>>726695212
Are you fucking retarded??
she must not check FB often if she hasn't replied... sucks, i was hoping to see a freak out
>>726695212
so if i take some pictures of my weekend panties just for this post are they suddenly authentic too?
>>726694981
>They're very aware of every detail of their underwear.
>They know which ones are clean and which are dirty at all times and exactly what they look like.
Ordinarily, I'd agree with you. However, this is assuming:
A. Hypothetical pantie-aware girl is in a rational frame of mind.
B. Monica even sees the pics of the panties. The first screenshot somebody sent her from a phone has no panty pics. What if she doesn't bother looking at the rest of the messages?
>>726695242
>without her knowledge
She's well aware now
>>726695286
She doesn't have the messenger app
>>726695128
A scientific look at women (and how to get laid).
First things first:
=== Men are biologically superior ===
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Here’s why
In general, men have approximately 6.5 times the amount of gray matter related to general intelligence than women, and women have nearly 10 times the amount of white matter related to intelligence than men. Gray matter represents information processing centers in the brain, and white matter represents the networking of – or connections between – these processing centers.
>https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/15734366
Men’s brains are 8-13% bigger in absolute volume, they overall contain 9% more grey matter and 13% more white matter on average.
>https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC3969295/
Men have 5 more IQ points in general
>http://www.uam.es/personal_pdi/psicologia/pei/download/Lynn2004.pdf
Men generally score the highest in the SATs
>https://www.ets.org/Media/Research/pdf/conf_achgapwomen_allspach.pdf
…
Men make up 75% of Science, Technology, Engineering and Mathematics.
>http://www.esa.doc.gov/sites/default/files/womeninstemagaptoinnovation8311.pdf
…
Women are twice as likely to get depressed, due to brooding.
>https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC3786159/
Women are twice as likely to develop an anxiety disorder.
>https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmedhealth/behindtheheadlines/news/2016-06-07-women-are-more-likely-to-suffer-from-anxiety-than-men/
Women are twice as likely to develop PTSD after a traumatic event.
>https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/books/NBK56506/
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>>726695091
>your ass
Not OP. gg tho.
>>726695069
What types of disgusting, sloppy, filthy-ridden ham beasts have you been stealing panties from?
>>726695286
if you arnt her friend then your messages will be put under the "other" tab which isnt as visible to her.
>>726695069
True but these a pretty distinct pairs. Like if you knew what you were doing you'd just go with some generic black ones or something. Even a fucking airhead oestrogen raged sloot might twig that it's not her fucking camo pattern thong.
>>726695298
Authentic as in OP didn't google search and post "panties" found on search engine.
>>726695347
Mothers are more than twice as likely to abuse their children as fathers.
>https://www.acf.hhs.gov/sites/default/files/cb/cm2012.pdf#page=16
>Stats for all years -> https://www.acf.hhs.gov/cb/resource-library/search#?topic[3493]=3493&ajax=1&sort=recent
...
Men are physically stronger than women, who have, on average, less total muscle mass, both in absolute terms and relative to total body mass. The greater muscle mass of men is the result of testosterone-induced muscular hypertrophy. Men also have denser, stronger bones, tendons, and ligaments.
>https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/15746999
>https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/8477683
>Ect…
…
“Anon if this were true why haven’t I heard it before”
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Argumentum_ad_populum
Sex in society, is the highest form of social validation and acceptance, so many people base their self-worth on how much sex they have/have had. When you say sex isn’t important you can attack somebody’s sense of identity.
There’s a reason why:
-> cunt is the most offensive word in the English language.
-> there have been extremely few successful matriarchies in history.
-> 90+% of inspirational historical figures are men.
-> women feel like the world treats them as lesser to men.
-> it’s frowned upon for men to hit women.
Think about it.
…
Watch the incoming butthurt-faggots-in-denial-call me a virgin.
(2/3)
>>726695347
/pol/ plz go
>>726695380
your sisters
>>726695312
>>726695395
=== How to get pussy ===
1. STOP trying so hard. The less of a fuck you give about women the more they want you. Women are like retarded children, they can be a massive pain in the ass to deal with, sometimes pussy isn’t worth it, keep that in mind.
2. Look good for yourself, FOR YOURSELF. Exercise, eat healthy and sleep well. Dress well and SMELL GOOD, watch people treat you better simply because of how you present yourself. The better you look the more confident you are and the more their hormones take control of their brain.
3. Be SMART. Sell ‘your’ personality, be funny and be happy, women can’t do either. Be logical, do not get emotional with a woman because you will get manipulated and lose. Push their buttons, cross their lines, make them emotional and then, if you need to, pretend you’re sorry about it, kiss and make up.
4. Already be getting pussy. The more women you’re fucking, the more women want to fuck you.
5. Money and social status. Men love you for who you are, women love you for what you can do for them.
Marriage is for cucks. You want to fuck women, not date them.
DO NOT treat them as equal, they don’t want you to, they are not equal.
For more entertaining info:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NQT4_YEC_ic
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>>726695312
I will agree with you on that. However, the message sent to OPs cousin should have omitted all pictures of panties. Amature mistake.
>>726695401
Not pol, /sci/entist ther bud
>>726695395
tl;dr
>>726695312
>B
who cares
>>726695383
damn i didn't know that.......
>>726694110
Nah you're just some white Knight faggot.
>>726695434
tl;dr 1-3
i'm leaning pretty heavily toward you cunts having being intensely trolled, you all took the bait well done.
op just trying to cover up his ass so when can show his cousin this thread and all these theories about how it's not him and be in the clear. Op went from fucking up, to cleaning up.
Rip xxx snader
>>726693346
this is bait
>>726695532
Your choice
>You can give gold to niggers but they won't know what to do with it.
>>726695128
Healthy?
idk
Realistic and based on 40 years of experience in God's green earth?
DING DING DING DING DING!!!!!!
There are women I know who are capable of critical thought, and who respond to outlandish news rationally. I fucking married one.
She's not blonde, she has no tattoos, she never wears a dress unless she has to, and she doesn't take mirror selfies.
It's possible the woman in OP's pic is actually an intellectual and will see right through the bullshit and be like, "Somebody is trying to frame my cousin."
But it's not bloody fucking likely.
>>726695212
Yeah I know. There is a fake Facebook messenger maker though.
>>726695627
newfag, fuck off
>>726695620
Yeah they will. They'll put it on their teeth.
>>726695623
You sound like a right faggot
>>726693215
faggots like you ruined b... fuck off white knight
>>726695347
>IQ points
Stopped scanning right there.
>>726695756
Porm threads ruined /b/ actually
>>726695623
mate, please stop, your message reads as the most embarassing thing i have ever read
look, im not going to yell newfag at you, just go man, your a bit too far gone for us
>>726695756
Lol wut
>>726695756
Retards like OP not taking precautions ruined /b/
>>726695756
Fuck off bitch nigger, that's always been /b/ you new fucking faggot
>>726695623
>God's green earth
Prove it
>>726695756
thats not called white knighting thats called fanning the fucking flames
>>726695794
stop trying to type written english like you actually know how to properly
>>726695756
That's not being a white knight. That's turning a boring, circle jerk thread into, potentially, a "best of 4chan" thread.
>>726695780
yeah because you're an idiot
>>726695698
Yeah I'm the newfag. Sorry I know about reverse image searching and messenger spoofing apps.
>>726695860
>know how to properly
my ability to edict my point isnt of concern to you, you might not like it but this is what peak ediction looks like
>>726695960
nice b87 m87 you cant do the old edict-y wotser like i can
>>726695909
messenger spoofing apps dont exist why would zuckerjew code something like that if he knew it would be used for stupid shit like this?
>>726695909
dude only newfags give a shit about being called newfags
Well fuck sorry OP you're a fucking idiot! RIP and....
F
>>726696046
why would succelent zuchini icerberg have to be the one to make the app you dumb fuck
>>726696108
i cant believe you took that bait you really are a newfag
>>726696108
GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE
Where are you OP?
>>726696108
>being this autistic
>>726696143
fuck im sorry i actually am new im off sick from school sorry please dont hack me or tell my school id get in so much trouble ahahhhaa x
>>726696167
u mad
>>726696108
yup newfag confirmation, kys faggot
>>726695794
Who's us? Maybe too far gone for you pathetic cunt.
>>726696108
W-h-h-h-h-hy reply dingus.
>>726696213
i remember my first few posts too, but that was before i was put in jail for raping my 14 year old cousing, dont fucking mess with me cunt or youll unleash something that you dont want to fucking see alright?
either stop posting or fuck off back to redit
>>726696319
us as in the community of /random/
>>726696403
more like raping English faggot
>>726695737
As Gene Simmons once said to the late, great Totie Fields, "You would only know."
>>726696055
YOU are the one that's a newfag!
Come on guys I know about Grinman and shoop the Woop!
IM SHOOTING MY LASER! DASU
>>726696512
no stop fucking around on our board you dumb cunt wer worse off becuase of middle school edgelords like you
>>726696496
you. you i like.
>>726696580
▲
▲ ▲
Hi
>>726696599
*our
>>726696496
You redditors are all the same, this isn't a community. We don't collect good boy points and expect a pat on the back for everything we say.
>>726696673
hey man whats up?
Another thread ruined by fags arguing about who is more gay. Would have loved to see her reaction but gotta go.
>>726692915
>>726694409
silly question maybe, what's the best rev img search that does index fb pics.... how'd you find her and how do i find more people
>>726696043
Kek
>>726696686
Did someone say GBP?
>>726696686
yeah well how did we manage to take down shia's flag if we arnt a community?
>>726696707
>silly question maybe, what's the best rev img search that does index fb pics
The fucking file name you rabid newfag
>>726696731
Great British pounds?
>>726696686
I didnt even post that but if you could not tell that was trolling then you should probably kill yourself
>>726696707
Stupid cunt, you use the fucking file name.
>>726696686
succesfully trolled!
>>726696824
Well meem'd friendfolk :^)
Edit: thanks for the gold!
>>726696747
>FB_IMG_1489014905522.jpg
yo douchefag, that's not a fb id or anything
>>726696686
just fucking die
>being THIS gullible
>>726696783
S-Sorry. Drinking bleach now
>>726696686
> /random/
being this autistic
>>726695839
older faggot than you, not that im proud of that. show some goddamn respect skippy
>>726696741
Oh you mean /pol/?
>>726696686
there is no way you allowed yourself to be this fucking open to retardation fuck off
>>726696889
fucking fuck off
>>726696686
By an unexpected turn of events, it does appear that you, sir, are the one who belongs on Reddit.
guys while we're helping out the new members does anyone know how to refresh the page without having to scroll all the way back down every time? im on safari if that helps
>>726696686
wow
he even used /random/
fuck off newfag
>>726697023
Do Macs have F5?
>>726695794
oi m8 ill smash youredin you's a right tosser innit?
>>726697046
that just makes my keyboard less bright
>>726696889
>File: FB_IMG_1489014905522
Yeah how they fuck did they get the profile from that?
>>726697023
Press the refresh button under the thread
>>726696897
>I didn't just trigger everyone with a reddit account
>I'm the one who got trolled
Go back to fapping to trap threads kiddo
>>726697077
On PCs that's a reload hotkey
>>726697098
i cant see a button that says refresh maybe i need to get chrome or something?
>>726697038
Oh my! Did he really?
Whagwan piff ting wots ur bbm
>>726697109
you can try to tunr this around as much as you want but it aint going to help you
>>726697171
well that brought back memories of being bulied on the bus to school thanks
>>726696970
Sorry grandpa, forgive me?
>>726697205
Was it a short one?
>>726697311
no they just all had fucking blackberries
>>726695841
>bible says god made the earth
>earth exists
>qed
Christians: 9001
Atheists: 0
>>726697191
Thanks for the (You)
He said some retarded shit and I pointed it out.
>>726697332
Newfag detected
>>726697332
Newfag
>>726694304
>burger problems
>>726697332
Looks like it.
>>726697077
Hold the Fn key down before pressings it you fucking kumquat
>>725555555
>>726696403
Did you take pics of her panties and post them on 4chan
>>726696403
Guise, stop trolling me. I'm about to have a dark mood! >:(
>>726697387
>>726697381
no, you probs dont even remember the black pool guy meme fuck off
>>726697441
thank you
so back to the topic of the thread? any wins?
>>726697472
trolled
>>726697472
sorry man, hope the rest of your day is good
>>726697096
Learn how to compute newfag
>>111111111
>>726696108
Get out REEEEEEEE!
>>726697589
You have no idea too right?
>>726697479
u wot m8?
>>726697472
Sorry I took it too far, my mom says she'll deactivate my 4chan account if I keep playing up
>>726697311
Nah double decker
>>726696731
>blow some gbp on tendies...?
>or save up a few more for a handie...?
So did Monica ever reply? Will I be called the dreaded "new fag". Will I like sucking down a "warm, creamy log of shit out of Andy Sixx's asshole"? These and more questions put forth to our beloved /random/ community.
>>726697602
FUCKING NORMALFAAAAAAAAAAGS! GET THE FUCK OFF MY BOOOOOOAAAAAAAARD!
GOD FUCKING DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMN!!!!!!!!!
>>726697589
>Learn how to compute newfag
The first 6 numbers don't change, the others do. How did you fags get the profile ID from that? You've clearly no idea either, do you?
The actual link you're suppose to look for is the one with the _n. Got a feeling OP gave over the Facebook profile.
>>726698028
YEP!!!!! Fucking THANK YOU!!!!!!
>>726691661
shouldnt u?
clean, or dirty? The dirty dont just have the pussy on them, u know
>>726695598
This is one of those cases where even innocence itself is no defense.
>>726698053
>>726698028
So do we give props for the PA troll
Or do we be angry for the audacity to PA troll
I am confuse
>>726699130
I was thanking this anon for elucidating the point that the PA troll IS a PA troll.
I have a healthy respect his tactical skill, even if it is exploiting ignorance and newfaggotry.
But that doesn't mean I like him, or the fact that so may plebs fell for it.
bampjtrjtjr chino weeno!
>>726694981
>Women put as much thought into their panties as guys do.
Nigga, for all i know, i could very well be using my dad's boxers right now from the last time i visted him and did the laundry for my mom.
>>726696496
>/b/
>community
Pick one
RIP in peace thread