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Name a better condiment than ketchup >protip: you can't

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Name a better condiment than ketchup
>protip: you can't
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>>726685174
Salt
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>>726685237
>>726685174
REKT
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>>726685174
Catsup
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>>726685174
ranch dip
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>>726685174
A1
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Nigger jizz
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>>726685174
Who the fuck eats six veggie sausages, 7 potato wedges and a kilo of peas as a meal?
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FUCKING MAYO OR TABASCO OR GARLIC SAUCE!!!
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>>726685174
Salt
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>>726685174
You should feel bad about that meal
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Haught sawce
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Literally every other condiment
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>>726685174
mustard
>more complex
>less sweet
>no/less sugar
>fewer carbs
>healthier
>more variety
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>>726685174
Sambal
Sate sauce
Anything really
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Big mac sauce
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Fancy sauce
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>>726685174
That meal is fucking depressive
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>>726685174
Semen
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>>726687569
I used to know a indian kid who put ketchup on pasta instead of actual sauce and said it was the same thing and just as good. Idk he always does molly and x alot. Made his palate retarded
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>>726687692
Poor kid
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>>726687692
ketchup and pasta are a match made in heaven
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>>726688470
Maybe if your a redneck or a indian kid whos brain is swiss cheese from all the k2, triple cs, alcohol, and molly he binges every night
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>>726685174
pepper sauce (the good stuff)
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Literally anything is better than that shit
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>>726688470
>>726688470
Ketchup on pasta is a sin.

Why don't use use some actual pasta sauce? Or pesto or carbonara sauce or literally anything but ketchup?

Please educate yourself and your pasta game!
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>>726685174
first of, wtf is it?? green peas and what????
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>>726688686
>>726688833

oh look, the pasta nazis raise their sweaty heads
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>>726688686
>k2, triple cs, alcohol, and molly

you seem to know a lot about these things. can i ask in the interest of your peers and family that you partake in voluntary addiction counselling?
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>>726688833
I dunno, maybe because ketchup is way cheaper than actual pasta sauce ?

As a broke student, I only pasta for carbs
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>>726689008
you didn't read the thread at all, huh?
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>>726688916
It's a cry for help on a plate.
Not even ketchup can help here.
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>>726685174
Log of shit?
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>>726685521
freshly squeezed for me
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>>726688944
Hey do what you want im just saying thats disgusting and theres no way that taste good or better ffs. You have a bad palate as well
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>>726689059
Pasta sauce is literally a dollar anywhere if you buy generic. Where do you shop for sauce, SkyMall?
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>>726688833
Don't knock it until you've tried it. Ketchup is fine with pasta.
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>>726689059
I barley have any money either, but I rather get some cheap powder sauce that you mix with boiling milk and or water. Takes a few minutes, costs nothing, and tastes way better.
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I think my salt niggers are right. I put salt on everything. There are tastier condiments for sure. Like mayonaisse, but for versatility and overall use salt is king.
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>>726689008
Lmao. I never dabbled with any of that besides alcohol on that list. I just used to know some kids who did and were into some crazy things.
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>>726689173
Everyone with a childhood has had ketchup and pasta. I don't see any reason to use it when you could make or buy a sauce for next to nothing.
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>>726685174
>Loves ketchup
>underage banned
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>>726689207
Yeah i agree.
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>>726685174
are you home alone?
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>>726689207
>powder sauce that you mix with boiling milk and or water

that, sounds horrible.
ketchup all the way.
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To me ketchup is actually an ingredient to the best pasta tomato sauce in the world. You can use it to sweeten and add extra tomato flavor. The consistency also helps the sauce stick to the pasta as it should.
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>>726689207
a tin of chopped toms , bit of tom purie , black pepper and a bit of grated frozen chilli , garlic to your taste , cheap as fuck to make and tastes high end
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>>726685174
Tartar sauce for squid and fries, barbecue for everything else.
Ketchup is fake tomato shit. Go chunky tomato sauce or GTFO.
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>>726685174
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>>726687155
This.
Nothing beats potroast with a sweet mustard marinade!
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>>726685174
Ranch
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>>726685237
Fucking WinRAR
>>726685174
Op getsfuckingR EKT
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>>726689508
Ad more tomato flavor: use tomato puree.

Ad more sweetness: sugar
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>>726685174
Ranch dressing you fucking retard, better than any fucking dressing on the planet. it has the savor of salt and the creaminess of melted butter.
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>>726689688
Salt is not a condiment it's an ingredient... But I agree. Add pepper too..
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>>726689804
Or a seasoning. Or a spice. Or a preservative.

Or a byproduct of libtardsLOLOLOLOLOLOL
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Barbecue sauce, how is this even a question
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>>726689728
how complicated
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>>726689899
also a byproduct of trumptards
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>>726685174
It does look like a 12 year old made that
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>>726690007
So a lasagna to you is basically the Burj Khalifa?
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>>726690137
let's say i'm glad ketchup makes it all easier.
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>>726690036
No, trumptards don't cry. They're too dehydrated from shitting all over the floor and fucking their sisters.
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>>726690137
LMFAO
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>>726690214
Do you put ketchup between the layers of your lasagna?!?!?!
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>>726685174
That looks disgusting. Who drenches their peas in ketchup?
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>>726685174
Salsa?
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>>726685174
how about ketchup and mayo mixed together 50/50 makes an amazing sauce
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>>726685174
Ketchup and Ranch used as dip for chicken legs/wings is amazing.
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ketchup is the condiment for stupid people
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>>726691707
edgy as fuck
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>>726691707
Does that mean mayonnaise of for pedophiles?
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>>726687055
This, a thousand times this.
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>>726692369
man, you must have horrible ketchup, if it's better than brown sauce.
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>>726692369
man, you must have horrible ketchup if it's worse than brown sauce.

(edit)
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>>726692574
>stop being poor and start eating like a civilized human. go to a fucking real resturant
You mean "learn to cook" anon. Have some standards.
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Fukkin THOMAS SAUCE
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>>726692777
cooking is for peasants
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Tomato sauce is 69 times better than ketchup faggs
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My homemade barbecue sauce
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>>726692894
Or for people with skills and value. ;^)
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>>726685531
a special snowflake.
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>>726685174
Siriacha
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>>726685174
curry ketchup
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>>726685174
Hot Mustard
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>>726694308
Are you german?
Because liking curry ketchup usually comes from being exposed to the greatness of the curry wurst.
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>>726685174
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>>726685174
Brown Sauce
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>>726685174
mustard, mayonnaise, and seasoned salt mixed together
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>>726685174
Cream Cheese
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>>726692976
Homemade by you? If so got a recipe fuckin' love bbq sauce.
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>>726694621
i'm a curry ketchup priest on an international awareness mission
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>>726694732
probably the most objectively wrong reply ITT
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>>726694760
"sandwich sauce"
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>>726695196
So you have been exposed to the curry wurst as well?
You're doing good work anon.
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if you think op's meal is gross, you should have had my childhood. we were countrybumpkin as fuck. My dad made good money but he supported 4 kids and a wife alone. My uncle worked at a turkey farm and would drop off a big bag of turkey necks every friday. Our usual meal was turkey necks, pan fried potatoes, and my mother grew string beans, so we had string beans and in the spring we'd pick dandelion greens from a farm near our house. My mother would put them preserve jars
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>>726695320
his holy wurstness revealed itself to me. i've been a preacher of the curry since that fateful moment in time.
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Mango curry!
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>>726685174
sriracha sauce
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>>726695432
Wurstspeed anon, wurstspeed.
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