Rekt thread /b/ois

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Somebody do your worst, haven't seen anything seriously messed up in a rekt thread in forever

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>>726682286

>>726682432
Seen it, and my mom could take better

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>>726681334

>>726682895
How come the air doesn't come out of his eyes

>>726683585
He just went 88 mph

>>726683602
If there was ever an animal you'd want to die by, this is probably the one.

>>726683602
>>726685308
At first I thought it was shot by a gun...

>>726681334

how does this happen? no fucking way to help someone like that... you'd just put him down.

>>726685167

Damn never came across the HD perspective of this clip. Got the original w/ audio?

>>726685167
>)
Shit man....

Story?

>>726686877
just put one of those jew hats on him

>>726687573

Some Mexican cartel shit, I think he stole from them? I don't know the full story but they were pumping him with cocaine through that tube you saw. In the original video (longer one) you can hear some fucked up groaning sounds coming from him. They pretty much skinned his face.

>>726687750
I see, thanks for the background.
And yeah, not the kind of people to be fucked with...

>cuts off hands
>still pins your nubs down

>>726681941
Obongos creed
Srsly tho did this ape think slitting a throat is that easy ?

>>726688365
https://www.theguardian.com/world/2017/jan/18/mexico-school-shooting-teen-four-injured

>>726681334
How in the fuck does this shit happen? I've been browsing since 2008, but its still amazing that this place can make me all of my what. Nice job.

>>726681617
I'd love some sauce on this one.

>>726682258
he probably still got hurt, that wasn't enough altitude for a textbook ejection.

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>>726685167

>cable ties around the wrists to stop him bleeding out too soon

These guys have done this before.

>>726681578
Story?

>>726689625
He tried to get back in the car. Ive never laughed so hard

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Anyone lurking? I'll dump if anyone is.

>>726690018
yes, post more instant karma, best kinda rekt

That guy in that transformer never fell? Fuck

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>>726690075
I should create an instant karma folder. Lemme see what I got.

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>>726690075

>>726685167
Radical

>>726690125
for real looks like a super saiyan, except dead

>>726689697
Is he killed?

>>726690542
nah im pretty sure you could walk out of that injury with a band-aid

>>726682258
all that wasted tax payer money

>>726689782
Story?

>>726683585
>back to the future
kek

>>726690307
that old guy is a total boss. kept his cool and shot quickly

>>726688146
rapist of children?

The guy with his hands cut off and the pole bite block is pretty comical, his defense at the end was strong, he was acting like he was getting up and walking outta there lol

>>726690707
That lamp-post tho..

>>726688365
very cool. only cowards

>>726688365
those shits happen for virginity, the virginities are danger

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>>726690934
yep. killed the guy too.

>>726691275
Slight of hand pro?

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>>726681924
story ?

>>726691426
guy wanted internet fame.
thats literally it

>>726691426
The bean wanted to act tuff and shot himself thats basically it

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can someone hmu with some Isis executions please? Thanks

>>726691569
pleb ass moose thought he was a tuff nigga.

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>>726691622
dont have many

>>726690125
BABY YOU'RE A FIREWORK

>>726691817
what a piece of shit

>>726691828
Lucile?

>>726691910
pay the insurance

>>726689782
wtf was that?

>>726681529
Hahaha....somebody call an amberlance, another one

>>726692024
I have no idea. I would love to know. Freaky, right?

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>>726692024
panther

Not even kidding.

>>726681529
fucking kek
that dude must have done some REALLY bad shit in his life to have that bad of luck

>>726691426
guy shot himself in the cheek while recording it

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>>726689347
Hurt versus alive....were you born this stupid or are you just trying realyl hard

>>726692092
Cant find it on Google. You got sauce for that?

>>726692331
no shit, retard. it was just an observation....were you born this stupid or are you just trying realyl hard

>>726690469
daaaaaamn he catch him right in the eye or what? brain damage?

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>>726692501

>>726681334
lucky fuck, no idea what could have done that without also shuttering his skull. it might look nasty, but it's all fixable, he prolly had a concussion though

>>726690782
god damn he Ryu Hayabusa'ed that guy

>>726688365
free gun and they all just leave it?

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>>726692711

>>726687718
kek

>>726692698
very so much overly fap

>>726682895
...story???

>>726691407
the robber was using his gun as a yard stick, wasn't actually pointing it at the clerk. nig nog fail.

>>726692901
wind hit

>>726692906
He was yo-yoing and it hit his face.

the world is just too fucked up to live in. every time I go to every rekt thread.

>>726692633
As a doctor I can confirm that he has a dislocated shoulder.

>>726692901
laaaaaaaawsuit

seems like the US is the only place where things are made properly. How does that even happen?

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>>726693079
The US is the only place where things are made properly specifically because there are financial consequences to not making them properly.

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>>726693166

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This one gives me anxiety.

>>726693190
Some people are just niggers

>>726693190
what year is this?? 2002?

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>>726693270
Gotta respect the classics.

https://youtu.be/1J1Ots2AhiY g

>>726689697
literally a toupee

>>726688365
wtf he shoots himself, people see he's no longer a threat, and instead of helping the people that got shot they just run? what the actual fuck

>>726681529
was homer simpson in the back?

>>726693166
I love that the door still opens after he smashes clean through the wrong side

>>726692024
>monster under the bed
>thinking its real

Come on, dude.

>>726683529
dried blood?

>>726685308
A DUCK?

>>726693322
another shitty foreign built glass door.

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Well, I'm out, so have the closest thing to "rekt" I still have.

>>726693362
It's human nature. People want to get as far away from a traumatic situation as they possibly can. Human beings are self-serving like any other animal; we aren't altruistic.

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>>726693457

>>726691569
there was no need to do that. if he was on foot ok, he was on a vehicle, once he turned around and hit the gas the moose wouldnt be able to attack from behind or something

>>726691586
>bull

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>>726693761

>>726681550
That's not cool

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>>726693887

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how do yall feel about babies in a rekt thread?

>>726693046
all fucking faceplant. 100% face

>>726687411
I got you famalamdingdong

https://www.kaotic.cum/video/sylnwwgl_20161026113338_t

>>726693806
Not only are humans altruistic, even if they weren't, many animals provably are, namely social insects.

>>726691733
>tfw i find this funny/cute

it's not like the kid understands what he's doing, or like they wouldn't kill him anyway.

>>726691542
>Rimjob and the Magical Cat

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>>726693966

>>726693969
I feel like rekt threads are usually lacking in faceplants. They're the best kind of rekt.

>>726694028
that's a rotisserie chicken

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>>726694077
Faceplants, you say?

>>726681334
how the fuck did the maggots get in there wound looks relatively fresh

>>726693362
They're kids, fag. Also, I'd run too, because, you know, getting a fucking ambulance is probably a better idea that thinking you're going to help a half dozen people with gunshot wounds with your fucking elementary school backpack supplies for the day.

>>726693980
Site can't be reached S A D F A C E

>>726688365

"these kind of things don't happen in other countries" - cunt Obama

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i sure as fuck hate the captcha where you gotta select shit until they stop showing

>>726694174
imagine the taste.
that ain't sweet tea

>>726694174
I can't believe how perfectly he gets his foot caught in that.

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I sure do enjoy myself some coldnessinmyheart

>>726691733
Most fake thing I've ever seen.

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>>726694340
that looks permanent

>>726693761
>happy birthday to the GROUND

>>726681550
wtf africa

>>726691499
love the face of pure joy and cheekiness

>>726694372
lol newfag

>>726694340
is that cunt still alive? She choose the weirdest and slowest suicide method ever

>>726694480
Holy shit, was there some motherfucker with a flamethrower or something?

>>726686691
Looks like a shark with no teeth.

>>726694192
My mom used to send me to school with an emergency suture kit

>>726694340
honestly seems like one of those chicks on deviantart or something who's really good at makeup/special effects.

>>726691856
Whoever thought it was a good idea to set up a fucking roadblock in the middle of a race was fucking retarded.

>>726690410
that's amazing that they ran over her and all that happened is her foot got fucked.

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Probably, probably not. Hell if i know

>>726691910
What a dumbass. Tried to save a $10 wiper blade and does thousands of dollars in damage to his truck.

>>726692625
he instantly died remember seeing this on the news (this year or last)

>>726681334
all that fuss and it´s just a fleshwound

>>726692092
That's an reasonable theory, however, it looks like dark fingers at first. Panthers have paws. What body part would you say is seen at first, if it's a panther?

>>726692625
Happened in South Africa, the guy was put into ICU I think but later died, either that or he was dead instantly.

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>>726682279
ha it says sex

>>726693229
>natural selection.webm

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All the stuff in this thread could happen to any of us.
Are you not scared, anon(s)?

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>>726695030
i caught that too

>>726694607
You know, morality and ethics and social mores aside, if you treat someone for any kind of injury, they can turn around and sue the shit out of you in a major way and wipe you out financially if they end up permanently disabled in some way, even if you didn't cause it, they'll accuse you of gross negligence contributing to whatever their problem is.

Honestly, in today's political climate, unless you know the person it's in your informed best interest to not give them any attention at all and mind your own business. It's different in some small town where you know everyone, but more and more that is rare, and people prey on each other more and more.

It doesn't make sense to help people anymore. It puts you and your assets, life, and livelihood in danger. If you don't have shit, then whatever, but the vast majority of people have enough to lose that it's just a bad idea to get involved at all.

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>>726691426
Edge lord felt like shooting himself in the mouth cause he wanted to. Then proceeds to talk about how he doesn't care because fuck life.

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>>726695117
I'd be honored if my entertaining death was caught on video and shared around 4chan. Just make it quick please.

>>726683564
bath salts

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>>726695220
kek jesus christ.
THE SHOW MUST GO ON

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>>726691828
Her IQ went from 2 to 1.

>>726695147
newfag

>>726694206
>spam filter
change .cum to .com buddy

>>726689782
WAAAAAAAY too fucking spooky!

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>>726689782
Anyone who believes this shit is a retard and a pussy.

>>726692092
Niggers are subhuman.

>>726694188
I think the doctors put them there to each away the dead flesh

>>726695550
thanks chris I agree
it's from a movie I'm just too lazy to find it.

>>726693761
It was the candle. It was slapping down the candle.

He was like "Bitch get that burning flame out of my FUCKING NOSE"

>>726695550
you just described 99% of/b/

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>>726688365
The poor kid was all happy until that faggot shot him in the face. He had no idea what was coming.

>>726683585
Sauce? I know it's LiveLeak so please, feel free to make a joke if you must, but a link or even a title would be fantastic.

>>726689625

When your ps4 controller dies and you still got 3 stars.

>>726695666
dat trips

>>726694408
That biker had it coming.

>>726693322
>>726693739
Do you not see that it's on rollers on the top? You slide it to the side, you don't push or pull it open.

>>726695220
>The show must go on

>>726695030
Sexta-feira = Brazilian Portuguese for friday

sex = fri(day)

>>726695364
That thing barely looks human.

>>726692427
Yup.

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>>726695117
I'm awaiting patiently for my death

>>726695220
show must go on

>>726690125
You are become lightbulb filament.

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>>726695897
>>726692427
Maybe I should have included it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rs7u2TTPXFE

>>726690125
>And this... Is to go... Even further BEYOND!

>>726686691
Best onahole. Great textures

>>726696002
im ded
kek

>>726693573
>Not realizing that manhole lids are really extraterrestrials in disguise.

>>726695123
that seems real

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>>726695799
Never seen that, seems pointless and dumb. Either way, that's a serious design flaw.

>>726693819
Yes, but moose can run up to 30mph in snow as well moose could of knocked him off before he was able to get to speed

>>726691223
Fucking love it when the faggots get's hammered by the bull. Always rooting for the bulls to win.

>>726691586
That hyena at the end looking right at the camera man like what you want some too!

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>>726694307
Couldn't do it like that if you tried

>>726696369
that's really bizarre.

>>726696722
LMAO
checkd

>>726696369
the fuck is happening here?

>>726693811
is that cheese?

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>>726696703
you'll love his one then

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>>726696369
fucking MAGNETS man!

>>726696876
sike
that's the wrong number

>>726696843
That big truck snagged some wire IIRC.

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>>726693362
I'm sure your bitch ass would be the level headed, clear thinking hero and carry them all out to safety.

Or more likely stay under a desk pissing yourself.

>>726695799
honestly never seen a manually sliding glass door in a business in my life. also, a sliding glass door shouldnt instantly shatter the moment you put pressure on it

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>>726696957
Was zum Teufel

>>726696954
He isn't hitting her at all. She's trying to grab his leg, and he's trying to stop her.

This isn't a fight. It's some bitch PMSing.

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>>726691733

>>726682258

most action canada's air force has seen in decades

>>726689347

ejection seats are designed for survival, not escaping injury. when you eject from a plane you're gonna be injured regardless. shit's violent

>>726697301
he got his ass kicked.

>>726697502
Only because he wasn't fighting. If he's hit her once, she would've probably started crying and then he'd get fucked for hitting a girl.

I hate bitches like that.

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>>726697486
yes, I worked in aviation in the military. I get this. He was trying everything he could to save that F/A-18 and pulled it at the last possible moment he could. pilot's got balls.

>>726697502
Just like you in school lil fagbitch

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>>726697637
>>726697654

She brought the fight to him, and he lost miserably. I bet he got teased mercilessly after that until he switched schools.

>>726697800
Nazi fag you feel like boss when you hit woman omg you're such pitiful

>>726693819

kek... spoken like somebody who's never encountered a moose in the wild. moose'll kill you without even thinking about it

>>726681924
this has to be troll for newfags like me cuz this looks fake as shit

>>726697800
This is what /pol/ thinks they are.

>>726697642
UKPN secondary substation

used to work for them as a field engineer, good chance I've been inside that building

>>726691817

that right there is a professional

>>726697800
this is really dorky. who's headcanon is this?

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>>726694480
How

>>726693079

that is the U.S.... its an emergency exit mode that turns the revolving door into two direct-access exits for either people leaving or paramedics to enter.

>>726695220

koreans have no seoul

>>726693819
You clearly know nothing about moose, you massive faggot.

>>726694174
then he got that bacteria that eats your brain or whatever the fuck

>>726696144

fuckin police brutality

>>726698079

who cares fuck off

>>726690469
>my stick
>corner socket

>>726698703
Is it bacteria I thought it was an amoeba

>>726691828
that was some tom and jerry shit right there

>>726689697
STOP RESISTING!

>>726698938
buthurt NEET

>>726690307
Guns should be illegal so those nig nogs could walk in and take what they want

>>726691817
Off Duty Cop, killing for drug money.

>>726681617
why would you keep going to the shooter?

>>726691817
And that was the end of filthy frank

>>726699760
stole a purse from a person downstair (quite a struggle), then mugger escapes upstair while not knowing neighbors heard them and he had a gun or whatever

might not be the case, but that's what I understand from the longer clips

>>726692633
Super meat boy

>>726690307
Ahh that is an all time favorite of mine.

>>726693494
How and why

>>726690410
Nice bone sticking out

>>726681334
Can someone explain this for me pls ? I mean, is he sleeping in dirty at night or where come these maggots from ?

>>726693494
One less nigger. Kek.

>>726699415
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FBtsBo6C5HM
heh didn't really get anything off him too, only 15 dollars or so.

>>726694372
Whatever gets you through the day

>>726690707
Can't get no deader than this

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>>726681334
FUCK

>>726692698
so that's how it feels to chew 5 gum...

>>726700470
he got injured and didn't get proper treatment, flesh started to die and rot and attract maggots, which more or less what keeps him alive as well

>>726690707
Oh my god, guy tryna escape you'd think he's gonna make but BAMM...

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>>726696957

>>726691542
Omg the second guy is like "guess I'll go" before the tire hit him

>>726693716
Never noticed you can actually see the string they use to pull the baby down on the right side

>>726694272
rofl, thx for my stick

>>726692024

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1JSCL9DdHDU

>>726695666
trips of truth

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>>726696144
>that dude that fucking hurls the coat in his face when it's one of the only parts of his body not on fire

>>726682895
needs an edit where his head just keeps getting bigger and bigger

>>726695030
ha

>>726695117
I don't tend to go out much, so i'm pretty safe

>>726701932
Hahaha

>>726693494
As a parent, this one really fucking breaks me