Can we get an Alabama thread going? Do it.

> I
> hate
> my
> life
> but
> not
> as
> much
> as
> I
> hate
> the blacks here

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>>726672279

>>726672296
Nigger, this is Alabama. Ain't nobody readin' here.

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I EAT PIECES OF SHIT FOR BREAKFAST

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WHITES ONLY AWWW YEAH

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I use black peoples ceremonial armor as my sex helmet

birmingham reporting in

>>726672611
>Monkeytown

Toomnynggrsville reporting in.

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For God so loved the world that he gave his one and only Son Nick Saban, that whoever believes in him shall not perish but be blessed with 16 national championships.

>>726672703
right kms, but chem grad schools nice

>>726672742
roll tide

>>726672851
NIGGER

>>726672851
Nigger.

>>726672888
But... I know who my dad is...

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Saban gives strength to the weary and increases the power of the weak.

>>726672939
kek

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>>726672570

I went to Alabama once and all I got was this sickle cell trait

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>>726673244

>>726672057
>Lived in Alabama from 2008-2012
>prattville, millbrooke, Montgomery

Married a girl from there whom I'm trying to divorce now.. Didn't care for my time there.

>>726673301
That's a wonderful gif.

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>>726672057

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Then the Media took Saban and had him flogged. The reporters twisted together a crown of crystal and put it on his head. They clothed him in a crimson robe and went up to him again and again, saying, “Hail, king of the football!” And they slapped him in the his crimson junk.

>>726673413
Also trying to divorce someone from Alabama, fuck southern bitches

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He speaks only the truth.

>>726672057
Alabama is cia

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Bumping with ass.

>>726673793
It's awful, they're awful.. I moved her out of bamaland and she absolutely flipped shit within a year.. now is back living in that shithole of a state.

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Saban is my Shepard, I want for nothing.

>>726674029
>>726673793
When I first saw her mother shooting targets with Neil young's face on them, I should've known then. Major fucking red flag.

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>>726672279
>Implying all Black people are bad

>>726674202
Dude, let the harambe meme die..

>>726674202
> Implying there are any good ones.

>>726674265
1 kek

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He has thunder in his footsteps and lighting in his fists.

>>726674307
>>726674126
>>726673895
>>726673618
>>726673025
>>726672851
>>726672742

Even on fucking 4chan, the alabama latent male homosexuality football fags can't resist.

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>>726674266
>good ones

>>726674265
Topkek

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>>726674447
Check out the nonbeliever. Must be an AUBIE fan amirite.

> HUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUE

>>726672057
I went to U of Alabama for 2 years for grad school. I was a TA. Banged many girls and even a few students. I miss that place. Now I'm far far away in the real world.

Roll Tide Forever.

Fuck Galletes though.

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>>726674447
Shut up witch ya ole Michael Sam cake eating Auburn gay ass

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>>726674447
And they shall come before you speaking falsehoods. Let not your focus drift from the 16 national titles He has delivered unto us.

>>726674202
That niggers your best argument in defending the blacks? How old are you 15?

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>>726674641
>15 year olds

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>>726674641
Rich and poor have this in common: Saban is the Maker of them all.

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>>726674641

>>726674595
>>726674589
>>726674509
I lived in Alabama for a few years, and was never a football fan. You all realize no one takes football as serious as you right? You're putting stock into buff men, in padding under tight clothing, playing with a ball on a field. Notice how they all like to get as close as possible to each other. They like to taste each others sweat before they get all clean and buttfucky in the locker room.

>>726674900
>buff men
>tight clothing
>playing with balls
>tasting
>buttfuckery

Now you're getting it, Jesus you're slow, you must be from Alabama.

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>>726674900

> I lived in Alabama for a few years, and was never a football fan. You all realize no one takes football as serious as you right? You're putting stock into buff men, in padding under tight clothing, playing with a ball on a field. Notice how they all like to get as close as possible to each other. They like to taste each others sweat before they get all clean and buttfucky in the locker room.

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>>726674900
>buff men
>tight clothing

>>726672057
Florence fag here.

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>>726674900
What are your hobbies? I mean besides touching butts with Steven Glansburg. Also tell your Dad I had a good time last night.

The stereotypes are all, unfortunately, true. I’ve lived in this shithole for 32 years. Birmingham and Huntsville are sort of okay, but everything else is ...ughh...

>>726675103
Fuckin city folk.

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>>726674900

> *sips tea*
> Oooh.. how droll.
> These simpletons actually favor something
> It's a good thing I'm civilized

>>726674900
It's real hard to meet women down here who aren't into football, aren't religious, don't go mud riding, don't hunt, don't camp, actually read...etc.

>>726675103
Huntsville is ok, never cared for B'ham.

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This is a monument at the Marshall County courthouse in Klansville.

>>726675004
Not him, but it seems like you're the kind of guy who's girlfriend was fucking some other guy while he was at football practice.

>>726674984
Did you read the post?

Anon said he lived in Alabama for a few years, not that he was from there.

>>726675103
Huntsville fag here. I hate this place

Can't even find good hookers around here.

>>726675850
Do you know what’s worse? Arab.

>>726676397
That is pretty shit.

Gadsden here.

>>726676759
Fun fact: Gadsden has the lowest life expectancy of anywhere in the US.

heh

>>726672611
Used to live ther. In huntsville now

>>726675052
Huntsville here

>>726675850
True. Its fucking boring as hell here. Even though bham was predominately black it still had more nightlife.

>>726672057
Sweet home alabama. Getthelube.com

Alexander City reporting in.

>>726678808
I did live out that way for a few years, but i'm back in Florence.

>>726679094
You must be a UNA student? Ive wanted to visit that area but never had a solid reason.

>>726679349
Was, several years back.

Grew up mostly in Alabama and have lived here for over 20 years.

The blacks and Mexicans were 99% kind and chill to me. It was mostly the white kids when I was younger who were cruel and monstrous little shits.

I'm as pale white as it gets, and act about as anti-wigger as it gets.

I never understood in high school why the other white kids would talk normally most of the time, but then try to mimic Ebonics when talking to black kids.

It felt almost like the black kids respected me more for talking to them normally like any other human being.

Anyway this state sucks and I've always hated it and wanted to leave.

I'm finally getting out in about two months.

So long, suckers.

>>726679709
bye

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From Baldwin County Alabama here.

Lived in Alabama until 19 and joined the Army.

Went to Fort Lewis for 4 years, Fort Gordon for 1 year, and Fort Belvoir for about 4 years.

Got out of the Army and I'm now going to school in D.C. (I stayed near Fort Belvoir when I got out).

I miss home (Alabama) all my family is there. But my girlfriend here doesnt want to move to Alabama or Mississippi. Too low class for her PA blood.

It's 330am what the fuck are the rest of y'all doing awake and browsing /b/?

>>726680268
It's not like i've got anything else to do.

>>726680268
I work nights but have the night off. Why wouldn't I be up?

>>726680268
why are you awake, fuckhammer?

>>726675073
kek

fuck football