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/b/ you are on death row what is your last meal? >monster

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/b/ you are on death row what is your last meal?

>monster combo from griffs
>my mom's chicken and dumplings
>lobster tail
>med rare tbone with loaded bake potato on the side but I would add some BBQ pulled pork to the potatoe
>gonna need some sweet baby rays sweet n spicy flavor.
> huge fucking cinnamon roll and a glass of milk for desert.
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>>726666666

starcrunch
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>>726669000
Nice trips
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They don't do the last meal anymore
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>>726669178
Let's pretend they do
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A feminazi
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asian pussy with sweet and sour sauce
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>>726669299
No
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>>726669000
>>726669177
>>726669299


this is officially a get thread
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GetgetgetgetgetgetgetGET
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You plan on eating that all at once?

Is food binging why you're on your death bed?
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>>726668912
>my mom's chicken and dumplings
That kinda tickled my feelly bone dunno why
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>>726668912
my own shit
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>>726669863
Think how hard your mom would try to make it the best chicken and dumplings you'd ever eaten knowing it's the last thing she will ever make you
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>>726669862
Nah I'd eat a lot of it though I can eat a fuck load
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>>726668912
Memphis barbecue. Dry-rubbed ribs and chicken. Pork shoulder sandwich with coleslaw. Marinated cucumbers. Roasted potatoes. Cornbread. And Coca-cola cake for dessert.
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>>726670580
Coleslaw on the pork sandwich right my man?
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>>726670751
Damn straight.
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>>726668912
definitely what you posted. cheeseburgers are god tier food. I could eat them every day for every meal. best goddamn food ever invented
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>>726670825
I want BBQ now
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>>726670938
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>>726668912
i'm eating eggs and beagle with honey for my last meal.
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>>726669332
Fuck yea. If i die a scum, im taking a higher tier scum with me.
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>>726671038
I did look like that until fall of last year. I've lost 60 pounds since then and I'm on track for more. feels good man
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>>726671038
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>>726671238
Favorite fast food burger?
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>>726671278
very meta. 7.2/10 *slow clap*
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>>726671674
newfag/10
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>>726671321
Wendy's. But I wish they hadn't changed the pickles and the bun. I need Kosher dills. But you can't beat the quality of the meat.
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>>726668912
Too bad your last meal comes from a menu of things that they can prepare in the prison kitchen, when you order it. So you won't be getting the combo or your mom's cooking, no sweet baby ray either. Probably no pulled pork either.

Besides, in the US they did away with the 'last meal' because some liberals felt it was 'cruel and unusual' so you eat what the other inmates eat for your last meal.
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>>726671867
opinions on the multigrain bun? I work there and most people don't know that you can sub the multirgrain bun for $.30 on anything. Way worth imo
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>>726672060
Do you also have a 10 inch cock?
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>>726668912
Country/Chicken fried steak and eggs


hnnnnng
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>>726670183
This is a very narcissistic way of viewing the whole situation.
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>>726672202
Fuck yeahhhhhh
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>>726672060
Well, I didn't know this either, so I don't have an opinion. I'll try it next time- thanks.

But I still wish I could get rid of those nasty ass bread and butter pickles

I need those brought back and the old fries- then I'm set
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>>726672257
My mom loves me so she would try really hard. Does your mother not love you anon?
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One diet cola with a crazy straw
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>>726668912

Shrimp and Grits
Barbeque ribs and pulled pork sandwhich, baked beans and potato salad
Rally's Rallyburger and large Fries
Kraft mac and cheese
A turkey sandwich with a bunch of vegetables on it
Lay's potato chips
Penne Boglanaise and a side salad
An apple (fuji), orange and perfectly ripened banana
A gallon of crisp water
A 2 liter of Coca cola
Chocolate ice cream with a bunch of whipped cream
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Activated almonds
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>>726673028
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>>726669178
Um, yes they do.
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6 bottles of shampoo
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Everlasting gobstoper
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Fuck death row. I would so much shit from McDonald's I would get a heart attack. And my final breath "...fegs"
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>>726673458
Perfect legal loophole
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>>726668912
popcorn chicken and other related chicken items from kfc and mcdonalds chips
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>>726673367
Haha wow super kek!
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>>726669178
yes they do you degenerate
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>>726671897
it varies from state to state you cuck
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A BURGER smaller than this one,
coffee,power drinky
ready to make the jump to the maker,'boss I was innocent'
'we know rozchenko,,we know,
what they did was wrong,forgive them,their mistake was for a greater good in my plan, that plan was made before your birth, now go see some whom you have not seen in a long while,and a dog you will remember,they are all here
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>>726671897

How fucking delusional do you have to be to think that Liberals thought a last meal was "cruel and unusual"?

Texas got super butthurt when a guy named Lawrence Brewer asked for a gigantic meal with like an entire pizza, a quart of ice cream, just a huge meal, and didn't eat a bite to spite the prison. So Texas got butthurt and said that murderers shouldn't get a special meal and blah blah blah.

Unless you are arguing that the criminal justice system in Texas is run by the evil liberals you are full of shit and if you do believe that the scary liberals are in control of Texas' criminal justice system then you are retarded.
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One grape.
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>>726668912
cyanide ;)
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>>726673941
I just want the last meal so when I go supreme gentleman style I get 6 big boy tendies before I sit in the big boy chair
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Last meal: a tasty piece of Trump steak, Trump Vodka, and have it all surrounded by a 2-foot wall of the best mashed potatoes. Then, add the gravy in until you can't see the steak and then there's a boat for me to sit in, rather than the gravy. I then use my moat to fend off the police until they drain the swamp.
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>>726671051
Lolz, beagle
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>>726668912
>/b/ you are on death row what is your last meal?

all you can eat buffet.
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>>726674054
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>>726674235
Yeah and faggot
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an entire bottle of viagra.
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>>726674330
Y tho
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>>726674359
>dick hard as diamonds
>use diamond dick to cut a hole through the cell wall and perimiter fence
>freedom
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>>726674330
An entire bottle of viagra plus the movie die hard
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>>726668912
a cooked frog
then i can call it pepe and start spouting /pol/ memes until my execution
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>>726668912
Pretty much this song

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2mngrac9eNc
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>>726675076
thats not food my man
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>>726668912
Who the fuck would have an appetite?
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>>726675179
>he didnt listen to the song
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>>726668912
A dirty bomb and detonator.
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>>726675276
True
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>>726668912
the executioners head.
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bbq chicken pizza
mac and cheese with some hot sauce
beef jerky
coconut water
a beer and whiskey if i can drink
and all the eggs
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>>726675381
Is this you??
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plain steamed white rice and a mint green tea... I would rather have a last LSD trip tho
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>>726675575
What would an lsd trip be like while getting the injection???
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>>726674359
>>726674653
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>>726675731
probably feel like Aldous Huxley's death. ez transition back into primal hyperdimensional chaotic tao
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due to living in a civilized country i never have to worry about this
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>>726675276
if you aren't a sociopath or psychopath that aren't bothered by dying in a few hours i think if you're in the right mental space of having accepted the death and its effects on the people you're leaving behind you can probably have the appetite to enjoy one last good meal
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>all these people eating fast food shit for last meal
Rare NY strip, potato with butter salt pepper sour cream fresh chives, steamed broccoli, black raven IPA. Two huge slices of cold pumpkin pie for desert.
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>>726677293
>pumpkin pie for desert
no whip cream? you animal
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parmo mate
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Snickers

because I am not me when I am hungry
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>mom's pasta carbonara
>dad's lobster tail and filet mignon
>.5 lb of girlfriend's bbq ribs
>grandma's apple cake
>grandpa's secret recipe iced tea

if im dying i might as well have my favorites from the people i love.
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>>726668912
I would ask for human meat because I am on death row, so why not give it a try before I am murdered by the state.
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>>726677732
i remember hearing of a pedo that asked for a 7 year old
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>>726677665
If you'd cook and eat your girlfriend it's no wonder you're on death row.

I'll see myself out
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I would want my last meal for me to cook my own food as I have Gordon Ramsay yell at me it fucken raw as I cook and eat it
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A creamy log of shit from the asshole of Andy Sixx
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>>726677821
Aborted baby soup and some dead organ donor parts would probably be the least destructive.
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>>726668912
I'll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.
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>>726670580
Nigger fo sur
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>>726677851
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>>726672972
>crisp water
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>>726669692
Samefag
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a medium-large diet water
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>>726668912
Mammoth steak roasted on Sequoia charcoal seasoned with salt from the dead sea served on a plate from the Titanic. Mashed potatoes taken from the most poverty stricken Irish. Asparagus, coated in platinum.
A dinner roll handmade, and dusted with gold. A large Coke from McDonald's in a burger king cup and a Wendy's straw.
And for desert, $20,000, a jet waiting outside, the key to my cell and a 30 day headstart
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>>726668912
Barron Trump's asshole tbh
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>>726668912
nobody does this any more because faggots will order shit like this and then they don't eat it
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>>726677873
Same, except with more mutual spanking.
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>>726670938
Fuck off randy
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>>726678724
Then donate it to a food bank or treat a lucky hardworking guard what the fuck
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>>726668912
id order something impossible like real cooked trump.
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>>726677851
Lel
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Timothy MvVeigh went for mint choc chip ice cream. This, I feel, is the true crime.
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>>726668912
>chicken and dumplings
What are you? markiplier
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>>726679113
What a fucking monster
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>>726678534
CHEATER
NO GET FOR YOU

Chicken Cordon Bleu served taco-style in Garlicky White Pizza
Carne Asada Fries, as crispy as possible without being burnt
Raffaello Rum Milkshake
A glass of Tokaji, processed in the year I was born

I doubt I'll have time to use the restroom afterward, so I'm skipping vegetables.
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