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What would you do if I was your roommate?

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What would you do if I was your roommate?
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360 and walk the fuck away
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>>726660084
Find a new room mate
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kill myself
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Pay my rent on time and not leave dirty dishes in the sink.
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face
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>>726660084
Tell you to clean your room and stop being such a faggot.
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Buy you sexier underwear
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>>726660084
> if I was
Correct your gramner
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>>726660084
you are a hard ZERO even if your face was helen of troy. that body is trash
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make you suck my dick and pay extra rent
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>>726660084

Get a second lock for my bedroom door
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Masturbate on the couch constantly but cook supper at least 3 times a week
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>>726660510
Its a dude retard.
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>>726660084
Push you mental wellness boundaries till an inevitable suicide.
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>>726660084
Suicide
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hate fuck you
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>>726660763
kek
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>>726660719
got you lmao fuckin newfags are too easy 3 easy
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>>726660084
Retard bait
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>>726661025
Nah. Nice try though.
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Play a game of monopoly, without you
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>>726660084

Hi, Lorilla Jo
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>>726660084
make you my sex slave
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>>726661110
>>726661114
ohh hee hee just trying.

do you get pleasure out of calling that shit out? it's funny if you bite it, otherwise just ignore it lol dont get butthurt
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>>726660084
things;)
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>>726661399
Omg yes yes!
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>>726660084

Tell you to see a doctor, you're mentally ill
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Gape your asshole and pussy
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>>726660084
A lot of sex accompanied by frequent roleplay. There would also be occasional sneak attacks
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>>726660084
Ask your parents how they failed so miserably.
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>>726660319
this
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>>726660084
I would ask you how much tape you use to hide your dick. Then I'd show you the door.
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>>726661713

if you look closely

>pussynotfound.xml
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>>726661856
Kekkers
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>>726661399
but thats gay
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Pull that dick out and suck you dry everyday after work.
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>>726661567
who is that? i keep seeing her pics here
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>>726661567
eyye girl;p
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>>726660084
turn you into a housewife
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>>726660084
eat your asshole baby girl
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Beat the shit out of you then call the apartment manager and day you tried to rape me and that you need to be escorted from the premises permanently before I get even madder
Then enjoy my new roommate whomever they may be
Fyckin homo
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>anons falling for a trap
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>>726662257
Yaaasss hiiii :3
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Traps are gay
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>>726662445
Bait?
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>>726662495
i'll fuck u up
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>>726660084
give u the good succ
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do you like feet babe?>>726662495
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>>726660084
Tell you to finally clean the fucking dishes faggot
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Wear your ass and throat out
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>>726662495
fuck dude you are huge creep
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>>726662638
Trump! Trump! Trump! Trump!
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>>726662638
Not especially but yours are incredible srsly, I would do all kinds of things to them! Your skin is so soft looking and your nails look soo sexy :D
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i'd find a new roommate
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>>726662842
this gives you any ideas?;p
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