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>Advice, fortune-telling, and friendly conversation. >For

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>Advice, fortune-telling, and friendly conversation.

>For advice, put ">advice" and state your problem.
>For tarot, put ">tarot" and state your question for the cards.

>Tarot readings will be given if you roll dubs, trips, quads, etc.
>Patience and love always!

Hello, everybody! I'm gonna be subbing for our usual Miko, Reimu today instead of Alice. I'll be passing along her tarot readings for her but any advice or other conversation is all my own...! Here's hoping for a fun and relaxed night~

~Reisen Inaba Udongein
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Good evening everyone
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I'm going to a party tomorrow night and it's BYOB. What do you recommend I take with me?

I'd also like a tarot reading.
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OK, here's what we know so far...
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>>726638469
Evening, Duke!
>>726638509
Should probably >tarot, then.
I recommend liquor. I know I always appreciate the hard stuff.
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Lurking.

-phi
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>>726638647
Good evening. Not sure I've seen you before!
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>>726638509
Newcastle
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>>726638509
I'd suggest something like Redd's or Angry Orchard. it's mild enough that if people aren't huge into beer-y flavors they'll be fine, but it doesn't get the "wimpy drink" stigma that alcopops do.
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>>726638309

Hmm, was wondering if there would be a shrine thread tonight. No stream or Alice thread, so this is a nice surprise. I'm also up for advice like every night....

your friendly therapist who lurks too much.
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>>726638700
No you're not, you're posting~ You just did! Now you just have to keep it up~ Did you take my advice today?
>>726638773
Hah, really? I'm uh... pretty well known, I think. How could anyone miss me? I'm so obnoxious, ufufu~
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>>726638897
I don't usually pay attention. I just look for any (You)'s I may have and generally don't pay attention when I don't get any
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The hell? It's Thursday? Is the world ending or something?
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>>726638993
What's your name anon?
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>>726638572
What do we know so far?
http://www.strawpoll.me/12594737
http://www.strawpoll.me/12594737
http://www.strawpoll.me/12594737
>>726638897
>How could anyone miss me?
Maybe you're overlooked in favor of...
...bustier girls.
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>>726638897
Not yet. I've not really talked to anybody yet today.

-phi
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>>726639024
People seem to have taken to calling me Duke around here. So I guess that
Who's this?
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>>726638880
>>726638509
You cannot go wrong with rum. Anyone who doesn't like Rum is not a good pers- I mean...
>>726638883
Hello, anon~ A good night to you.
>>726638993
Well, welcome to the world of paying attention~
>>726639008
Very possibly, EMT.
>>726639043
AHEM, what was that?
>>726639057
Why's that?
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>>726638880
No bring beer
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>tarot

Will I have a fun weekend?
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>>726639143
Thanks, for now
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>>726639008
Hey EMT dude, still have mad respect for what you do. Really my therapy is considered crisis care so good on you! As far as nightly threads... if this means the world is ending at least we get a thread every night...
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>>726639169
Gross.
>>726639199
So whatcha up to tonight?
>>726639315
I'm tempted to make some sort of joke about my being a slut but here, I'll let you do it for me.
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>>726639143
S-so lewd!

I've just not been feeling it. I've only been able to talk comfortably with anon who know me as anon today.
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>>726639446
Phi of course
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hmmmm.... i'm a bit too early for this thread
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>>726639043
Password accepted.
Accessing file...
[REALITY ANALYSIS: 15TH ITERATION]
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>>726639143
I-I said the bigger girls might get more attention.
...please don't hurt me, it was a joke.
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>>726639200
Still not actually an EMT. Trying to get the process going, but always gets sidetracked by other issues

But, Yea, thats nice and all having daily threads.

>>726639143
Eh, it's bound to end sometime.
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Hey everyone, Al here, you probably know I'm going on a trip soon, so I might not be able to make these threads as much in the coming weeks, but I'll try to be here. In other news, I have an email you can contact me at now, so I'll be able to continue to communicate with you if you need me. You can reach me at [email protected]

-Al
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>>726639143
I've only had rum mixed with like... 10 other things.
>>726639169
beer's one of those things you either like or you don't. I think hard cider/apple ale is a better choice, because non-beer people can stand it for the apple flavor sometimes.
>>726639170
I sure hope so, bud!
>>726639604
be safe, sir.
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>>726639491
It's okay. You can talk for me

-phi
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>>726639446
*sigh*
I told ya before, Phi, you have to do things sometimes, even if it's not comfortable, even if it's not easy, even if it hurts, even if you don't wanna do it. I won't force ya but try to think about what's best rather than what's easy, okay?
>>726639536
*crushes with bunny breasts*
>>726639559
Eh. Ain't tonight so let's party~
>>726639604
Aaah, sorry to hear it. I mean, it must be exciting for you but you'll be missed, of course.
>>726639714
So you're saying that I should give you money to buy rum?
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>>726639604
I'll write that down. Glad you have an email.

-phi
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>>726639604
What sorta trip?
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>>726639370

Congratulations you are now a rope bunny, for doing so ok come and claim your price, can you guess what is it?
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>advice
I know I should be doing uni work right now, but I feel like utter shit and want to cut myself. What car should I use in Need for Speed: Underground 2?
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>>726639797
It feels it's too late to do it now today...

-phi
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>>726639536
In the beginning, we were way past the end. Soon after, we had almost started. Once we got about halfway through, we were anywhere but in the middle. When we neared completion, we weren't even close to being finished. When we got done, it became apparent none of it was real.
>>726639797
Eiiih, you smell! You should really bathe more often.
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>>726639370
Trying to figure out what I'm going to be doing for the next half hour to an hour so I can go to sleep
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>>726639714
I will, its just to train some people anyway, nothing too rigorous.

>>726639797
Well, I do get to see some of my old squadmates and I'm celebrating my birthday on the way, which is why I'm going up a week early, but it will probably be a very different type of work than what I usually do.

>>726639804
Well, I have another email, but that has my actual name, and I don't want to release that.

>>726639805
Business, I'm going to go train some people.

-Al
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>>726639939
“The story so far:
In the beginning the Universe was created.
This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.”

- Douglas Adams
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>>726639838
Is it a 'carrot'?
>>726639893
Yeah, don't worry about it tonight, dear.
>>726639913
You're the one who is blue. How long do you have to go without bathing to look like a smurf?
>>726639939
This thread, of course~
>>726639988
>different type of work
See, exciting!

Alright, everyone get ready....
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>>726639888
Why the negative feels anon? IDK what to tell you about the car. I'm a filthy casul who doesn't play, but maybe I can help with advice!
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>>726639888

Toyota Corolla GT-S
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First person to tell us what they had for breakfast today gets a tarot reading~!
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>>726639797
May as well.

>>726639988
Oh. So nothing too interesting.

And I finally got around to texting her.
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>>726639797
not necessary. I'll see about some rum tomorrow night while I'm out of town.
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>>726640064
Fact
>>726640082
Sitting around waiting for (You)'s is a bit boring though
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>>726640173

Nothing
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>>726638309
show us feet
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>>726640173
I got up at 4pm (work overnight admissions).. and i haven't eaten yet...
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>>726640173
A banana
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>>726639988
Yeah that'd be a risky move.
>>726640082
Maybe tomorrow...

-phi
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>>726638309
Post Reimu's feet plz
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lol random browsing before bed is nice to see the threads are now every day hope they stay like this
o well yet again to tired to stay
cya guys
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>>726640178
I'm proud of you, bud.
>>726640219
good taste, anon.
>>726640264
please look after yourself, eat something soon.
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>>726640082
This is an excellent example of many things. Let me explain.
...
1: Shitty artwork.
2: A good reason to shove carrots up your ass before eating them.
3: The common misconception that Reality is real and that the Universe exists.

Sadly, despite being loving and adorable, Reisen, like the vast majority of 3rd millenium denizens, didn't know that there was nothing to know.
>>726640239
>>726640411
Ah, you see, this is what it's all about.
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>>726640178
Mm. *nods* How would you like to party, EMT? Strippers or netflix and chill?
>>726640182
Ah? Can you afford it...? I know you've had trouble with getting a job.
>>726640202
Yes, so say some interesting things and get (you)s!
>>726640239
Hah~ No thanks, I've done that before. Maybe another time, anon.
>>726640363
No maybes! I'm holding you to it, okay?
>>726640411
I don't have her feet!
>>726640219
>2 of Wands
>6 of Swords
>10 of Pentacles
A new endeavor requires courage and planning for the future. To progress you must make a change in consciousness and attitude. A difficult choice must be made that may involve great changes. If you have been considering starting a business, this could foretell a period of success. A pleasant family gathering renews your confidence and happiness.
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>>726640082
I guess so.

>>726640178
About time. Good job, now all you have to do is keep that up.

>>726640363
Yeah, and some people who I'm connected with could be in trouble if that did happen.

-Al
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>>726640493
sleep well, Ed-boy.
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>>726640551
>Diadond Princess of Innocence
Sorry, I cleaved her head off with a letter opener last Saturday.
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>>726638309
>>726640411
I got dubs.
Tarot
Where can I find Reimu's feet?
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>>726640624

I know these are just random cards that mean nothing but it's kind of odd how that sort of fits with how I feel right now
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>>726640503
I usually fast for the first 4 hours after I wake up... I used to be fairly overweight and now that I've lost it I still have a problem with food.....eating too little is never a problem. Thanks for the concern though!
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>>726640802
Alcibiades now entering hype mode.
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For what it's worth a few friends think that maybe she already decided that she's interested in a relationship, but just not yet, so she's just buying time.

>>726640503
Sad how it took so long to actually do. It went about as well as I hoped.

>>726640628
Yea, I just need to keep it up. I still feel like she's keep me around for a reason.

There was no real awkwardness or anything tonight.

>>726640624
Both? Both sounds nice.
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>>726640624
don't worry about it, hon. I'm heading to the same place I spent the last two weekends, I've had an open offer for mixed drinks any time I'm over there.
I just turn down the whiskey because it's specialty expensive stuff.
>>726640810
try a booru?
>>726640863
ah... that's understandable. as long as you take care of yourself, that's what's important.
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>>726640993
That's great! If you're still around that means you've at least got something. Just stick with it and who knows what might happen.

-Al
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>>726640810
Yes? I am the holder of Reimu's feet.
1: Email me a picture of your balls at [email protected]
2: Mail me an asian pear at 1600 Pennsylvania Ave NW, Washington, DC 20500
If you do this you will get Reimu's feet
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>>726640624
I don't want to be an annoyance...
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https://youtu.be/1J1Ots2AhiY anime
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>>726640830
You're right about that and yes, it's quite odd but it seems to happen a lot!
>>726640941
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4zxjwWOV-uM
>>726640993
Hahaha, perfect. Whatchu gonna watch on netflix with your strippers, then?
>>726641004
Oooh! Have fun for me, okay?
>>726641174
I swear, I have no idea how many times I'm going to have to tell you that you aren't before it sinks in, hun.
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>>726641227
Shittiest anime I've seen, why don't you check this out.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4IRdw_Qgwqc
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My power went out. I guess it's time for sleep
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>tarot

How will the next 7 days pan out?
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>>726640628
That's very sweet of you.
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>>726641423
Phi
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>>726641260
Thanks, but I prefer something like this. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wbq3axLwamE

>>726641350
Goodnight

>>726641423
Its really just common courtesy and respect.

-Al
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>>726641260
To you I can believe it...but I don't know her. I just need to overcome my fears.

-phi
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>>726641552
Well it is appreciated I'm sure.

-phi
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>tarot

General tarot request
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>>726640993
still, you did good. it's hard to do, but just think of her as any other person. that helps me deal with talking to people I'm nervous about.
>>726641260
I'll try <3 I may be on the road during the thread tomorrow, so hopefully things go smoothly here.
oh! I did apply for another couple dispatcher jobs today through the state. so that's something, at least.
>>726641350
be safe, love. get your rest and look after yourself.
>>726641174
anon, we're here for you. you're not an annoyance.
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>>726641572
Indeed. Good luck. I believe in you.
>>726641677
That is something. A quite impressive something, at that.
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>>726641677
The annoying anon is just phi, no need to worry.

-phi
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>>726641799
Okay...I'll try....

-phi
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>>726641147
Yea, probably if I was just some acquaintance, then I probably would no longer be on speaking terms. So, there's probably something there. Even if its just as a good friend.

Though like I said before, I got a sneaking suspicion that maybe she already knows what she's gonna do, and that she's just waiting till Summer at earliest, or Graduation at latest before she moves on it. This is mostly because that's the running assumption with my friends situation, which is quite similar.

>>726641677
True. For me the initial message is the worst. Then it becomes so natural for me afterwards. Always been the case.

>>726641260
Fuck if I know. Probably some cheesy comedy. That should get things moving along fine
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Can I have a tarot please?
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Has anyone astral projected to gensokyo?

>tarot

What is the right way to Mugenkan?
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>>726640411
>5 of Here You Go Buddy
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>tarot

What must I do to pass my MA?
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>>726640802
Hey i din't even ask you to put your hand inside the box to guess what was, i'll make sure next time you are blindfolded
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>>726641599
Well, its not like there aren't some people I know that I wouldn't mind letting their info out, but that could blow back on others who I wouldn't want that for, so I really have no choice.

>>726641632
I see. It's usually EMT anon and I that just exchange music, so I was wondering if it was something like that.

>>726641879
Well, either way, its best to ride it out and see what happens. Best of luck to you.

-Al
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>>726642090
Blindfolds? Is it BDSM time?
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>>726641799
thanks hon <3 I've done enough in the past couple days that, unless something perfect pops up tomorrow, I'm going to let myself relax for a week.
>>726641841
ah, let me revise then!
phi, we're here for you. you're not an annoyance.
>>726641879
that tends to be it, yeah. it's always hard to start a conversation, but once it starts flowing you relax. especially with some cutie you wanna date.
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The first person to list three items beginning with "X" will recieve a tarot reading! Ufufu~
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>>726641004
Thank you, great oracle. I am going to go on a knightly fapquest now. Yes, that is a lance in my pocket, and yes, I am happy to see you.
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>>726642127
Personally I figure I'm not interesting enough so I'm not too careful of my personal info.

-phi
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I'll try once more and see if it goes anywhere.

>tarot

What are the best meals a person can eat?
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>>726642143
>F.R.I.E.N.D.S
>Not Seinfeld
Reisen, I need a kiss goodnight.
>>726642228
O-Oh...
>>726642333
Xenophobia
Xylophone
Xenon
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>>726642333
x rays, xeon gas, xgames
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>>726642256
It's alright Jill. Louise just wants me to step out of my comfort zone.

-phi
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>>726642143
That is true. Is that on Netflix these days? I haven't checked in a while.

>>726642127
I guess, sucks though, she was at work when I messaged her, so there were still delays between the messages

But I think what I mentioned is possible? Though only time will tell.

>>726642256
Yep. That is true. But with them knowing that you like them makes it so much more awkward than if it's a normal crush.
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>>726641167
I have followed your instructions, oh great one.
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>>726642151
it can be, but usually I'd expect you to buy me a drink first.
>>726642382
godspeed, brave knight.
>>726642426
ones made with love!
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>>726642333
xavier
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>>726642228
That would be interesting. The same with exchanging ideas on ethics and such, which I believe we also planned to do at some point.

>>726642388
Well, its better to be careful and not mess up than make a mistake and be too late.

>>726642535
I think its possible too, but part of life is preparing for as many possibilities as you can.

>>726642574
Hey Jill, what's up?

-Al
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>>726642256
Damn straight, Jill! You deserve it, dear. Seriously, I mean that.
>>726642261
Eh!? I can't magic you up a GET!
>>726642429
No way, you said that I smell bad, you jerk!
>>726642479
That's right, dear. I'm not just picking on you. I promise.
>>726642535
It fucking better be. It would be a crime for it not to be. Well, at least, season 1. You know, the only one that isn't awful.
>>726642575
Aww.
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Reisen is a qt IRL ^~
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>>726642734
I'm not overly loose with it, but I'm not overly protective of it either.

-phi
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>>726642333
>>726642426
Here ya go, you'll get your reading right after Blue Man Group, okay?
>>726642761
E-eh!? Shush, you.
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>tarot
Am I fucked tomorrow?
How much trouble am I going to be in on a scale of 1-10 with 10 being worst
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>>726642737
If she is annoyed by me I might never speak again I'll have you know.

-phi
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>>726642429
>7 of Pentacles
>2 of Pentacles
>The Chariot
I see a lot of financial anxiety here. You have to spend your money, time, or resources on something other than what you're currently spending them on. You'll soon have to balance between two things, but if you can achieve the balance then you will find success.
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>>726642868
Well, as long as you keep in mind the dangers that can be out there, you should be fine.

-Al
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>>726642479
you'll never grow if you never push yourself?
>>726642535
really? I feel like that makes it a lot easier. it's all out there, now you just focus on being a friend. if it leads to something, cool! if it doesn't you're just a good friend!
>>726642634
a few more downs than ups, but Louise and alcohol are a great relief for anything that goes wrong in life.
>>726642734
not much today. doc appointment tomorrow and another road trip, but otherwise I'm just killing time. how about you?
>>726642737
thanks, sis <3
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>>726642887
110, case closed
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>>726642930
Chill out, Phi. Really. That won't happen but it's not the end of the world, anyway.
>>726643032
KEEP ROLLING ROLLING ROLLING ROLLING
>>726643064
>sis
*bluuuuuush*
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>>726642880
Here is my question...
What is Reisen's favorite type of underwear?
(To wear, see, ect)
>>726642972
Fucking hell, that's the exact thing I didn't want to hear.
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>>726642737
Just checked, they have seasons 1-10 on it. Surprisingly, I haven't watched more than two episodes of it. Maybe should kill some time with them

>>726642734
I mean it seems quite likely even. But yea, it can be anything..

>>726643064
That is true. I guess I mostly fear that they'll take it the wrong way, and just see it as another attempt to get with them. Though I guess the fact that theirs little awkwardness, and that she's kept me around even after I stupidly accused her of lying says alot
>>
>>726643056
I keep them in mind.

-phi
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>Tarot

Should I look into new job opportunities?

I'll try again tonight. Also funny story. So I said I work overnight admission at a psych hospital. This morning I got a gift from admin. A knife. For xmas I received the above pictured alcohol from the admissions director.

..It's a felony to have these in a psychiatric hospital and these were handed to me at the hospital.
>>
>>726643064
True. She wants me to make a friend. I'm not overly fond of the idea.

-phi
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>>726643171
I was trying to be silly but I don't know.

-phi
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>>726643182
I was hoping to have a question answered. I thought it was that kind of tarot reading. It does not matter. There is no evidence for any spiritual powers, so I should not worry about any readings I get...
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>>726643247
Yep, just keep an open mind and try to be ready for anything.

>>726643261
So, how have things been with you?

-Al
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>>726643557
your probably never getting dubs, just sayin
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>>726643178
just cheap cider, mostly. pint and a half of Redd's is about $2, and it gets me buzzed enough to feel better about life.
>>726643247
it'll work out, bud <3
>>726643360
oh man. I'll be your friend.
or is it someone specific?
>>
>>726643178
Idunno about Jill but I am drinking rum and apple juice <3
>>726643182
E-eh...!? Mmm, I think I like Hipsters best.
>>726643247
Do eeeet. With a stripper, possibly. And then fuck her, ideally. Preferably in that order. It'd be weird otherwise.
>>726643275
LOL
>>726643365
Awwww...
*pets*
>>726643414
I promise, it'll be fine.
>>
>>726643630
Better but still not 100%
>>
>>726643758
I see. You're hand still hurting. How do you like my picture? You are phi by the way.

-Al
>>
>>726643679
It's somebody specific but I won't mind you being my friend. I'm quite boring though I warn you.

-phi
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>>726643743
Okay.

-phi
>>
>>726643557
Make a bonus question so i can answer :c

>>726643679
Nothing like some goods stuff to pass the time, i might get myself some drinks tomorrow tho

>>726643678
Probably, i won't ever get my reading *puff*

>>726643743
Nice, that actually makes me want to go buy an d buy a cheap cpt morgan
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>>726643630
That's the plan. I'm just sorta hoping it all works out in the end.

>>726643679
I have a funny feeling that it just might. Partially for the reasons I already mentioned.

>>726643743
If you provide the stripper, and I will do so. Otherwise, I'll just be a lonely 20yr old eating a bowl of ice cream watching a old sitcom.
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>>726643925
I am Phi. I do rather like that picture. Hand is still damaged and I'm not allowed to use it for another 2 weeks at least. It's driving me crazy.

-phi
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>>726643995
what you need, is some luck
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>>726644242
I'll try to make my own luck by not giving up, also it is me or this place is kinda slow today?
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>>726644034
I'm sure it will.

>>726644080
Well, I hope you can get back into the swing of things soon.

Alright, I'm going to go relax and make sure everything's packed for my trip, see you guys later!

-Alcibiades, signing out.
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>>726644137
*hugs back*

-phi
>>
>>726643928
no one's a boring person, they just need the right conversation topic to truly light up!
>>726643995
the problem I have is the nice stuff isn't the kind of stuff to get drunk off of. I'd love an old fashioned, but you don't kick a dozen of those in one sitting.
>>726644324
have a good time, sir.
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>>726644137
Got nothing better to do tonight, so I may as well make terrible jokes

>>726644324
I have a funny feeling that it will.

Good night, I'll see you around. Obviously
>>
>>726644034
Ever since I lost the weight I've had ice cream, like 5x in the past 3 years.... Life is pain...

and as a side note..
>>726644353
I see you a lot in these threads phi. Remember it's not up to you whether you are being annoying its up to the person you're talking too, and I doubt very much anyone here thinks you're annoying.
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>>726644324
Take care al.

-phi
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>>726644500
What is that topic for you?

-phi
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>>726644577
It was a good terrible joke~
>>726644665
S-shut uuuuup.
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>>726644599
Oh...that is fair. Thank you. It's nice to meet you by the way.

-phi
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>>726644770
Goodnight, Reisen
<3
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>>726644599
Eh, I don't eat Ice cream often at all. Maybe had it 3 times since New Years.

And that's usually the extent of sweets that I would eat.

>>726644770
Meh... I guess to some it may. I seem to have my moments with jokes. Usually terrible, but sometimes theres a not so terrible one mixed in.
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hi

am cute marshmallow
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>>726644888
You're welcome. I think we've talked before a few times. I'm the LPC that tries to help with advice. Maybe I'll avatar up some day for consistency... but not today...
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>>726638309
>Advice
Need help deciding what touhou outfit to buy for my sexdoll. I had Ryuko and Tifa for some time now and I think it is time for touhou or two.
The outfit must be simple to put on, so nothing like Yukari's fighting games outfits or silly like Keine's outfit or have pants like meiling's and none of the loli characters
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>>726645068
That is true. That's one of my big problems...
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>>726644500
oi, who wanted those dubs? you can have these.
>>726644665
nothing fun, that's what. alcohol was the best invention in human history.
>>726644748
I'm decent at discussing guitars and some audio stuff, but that's about it. I'd have to ask a friend what they think I'm passionate about, I guess.
>>726645135
Ram.
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>>726645049
Very cute marshmallow.

-phi
>>
>>726645135
I come here to help with advice, but I do this would be best suited for Reisen....so I'll pass.

inb4
> which 2hu wud u fug?
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>>726645118
Lpc? We probably have talked.

-phi
>>
>>726645350
Don you play? For how long?

-phi
>>
>>726645049
Hello cute marshmallow do you mind if i eat you a little? just the left side i don't want to remove that cute ear.

>>726645068
Make me

*whispers closely* Cute

>>726645350
Well after water pipes and paper towels yes, it is
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>>726638309
Just interviewed for a new job

Tarot reading, pl0x
>>
>>726645049
Hello, cute marshmallow.
>>726645589
Okay really tho.
>>726645692
Well since the last anon didn't accept my trips, here, you have em. What's your question?
>>
>>726645477
If you've asked for advice or help in the past few weeks I probably have responded, especially if it was in an Alice thread.

but I'm off to work. Bye nice people.
>Free advice:
to be able to be wrong means you are teachable/capable of learning. This in turns you are always capable of becoming a better person. Being wrong isn't necessarily bad.

Stay teachable all.
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>>726645541
saturday's my 11-year anniversary! I should try and get something recorded sometime for it.
>>726645707
you can have these dubs for the reading <3 >>726644500
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>>726645854
Mostly curious how the job hunt will go. Not sure how specific I can get. I'd like to know my chances with the most recent interview, if it's the right position for me, if I'm going to get called back elsewhere for interviews, how far I should extend my job hunt, if I should be willing to relocate,...

Trying to find the right job as I was very unhappy at my last one, but also don't want to spend too long off the payroll. Not sure how to strike that balance or how to know when I've found the right position. Also not sure if I'm doing everything right with my resume and interviews.
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>>726645940
I like your advice, bud. have a good shift <3
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>>726645359

wty~ ^.^

>>726645589

o-okay...j-just a nibble!... >//< <3

>>726645854

hewwo ^.^
>>
>>726645940
Take care. Thank you

-phi
>>
>>726645982
I'd love to listen if you'd be willing to share.

-phi
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>>726645350
>>726645430
>>726645461
Huh, ran's outfit just slips on. the white dress then the tabard. And Reisen is a skirt with a blazier. both outfits together for like 120 dollars on amazon.

Thank you many people who are working together to keep this thread alive.
>>
>>726646221
How are you mash mellow?

-phi
>>
why bother
>>
>>726645854
Ok ok i'll stop

>reads further
the bunny won't donate trips to me, i hate you

>>726645982
Thank you Jill you are the best, also i hope you get us some of that good music ok?

>>726638309
My reading is What do I need more of in my life?
>>726646221
Cute and tasty thank you here have some cake!
>>
>>726646221
holy shit this is adorable. how are you, marshmallow?
>>726646337
I'll be sure to get something up sometime. I just need to find my drum sequencer...
>>726646421
fair question, anon. what's got you down?
>>726646549
I'll do my best <3
>>
>>726646549
You didn't ask! I just saw someone in need, baka.
>>726646125
>Page of Cups
>2 of Cups
>8 of Wands
A new idea will fill you with optimism. There is some kind of commitment you need to make in the near future. Barriers fall and events move quickly. Urgent messages of a positive nature come your way.

The cards won't be specific about whether it pertains to this job, but even if it is not, it seems that you've learned something or made some kind of connection that will quickly propel you forward in the near future.
>>
Tarot. What is going to happen with my life next?
>>
>>726646745
What got you started? Why guitar?

-phi
>>
>>726646380
>>726646517
>>726646745

I am soft and sweet!

I am guuud to eat! ^.^

*rolls around happily* <3
>>
>>726647027
I don't know if I could eat you. I'd lose my new best friend if I did that.

-phi
>>
>>726646768
>>726646549

I did ask here, i have the high ground now bunny! when in doubt, good allies are a must.
>>726646745
I know you will, get a good rest the night before ok?
>>
>tarot
What will next week look like?
>>
>>726646745
I'm in the middle of a divorce
>>
>advice
How do i get a qt trap gf?
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Hi All, just wanted to pop my head in since I gotta go. I scrolled through and saw something about exchanging music. Currently listening to radio of music that reminds me of Nujabes https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OpIQNxiKJoE

Have a good night y'all
>>
>>726646965
>>726647027
this is the kind of smile I needed today <3 thank you marshmallow

>>726647026
I was a naive little kid, the guitarist that played at church back when I still went left. so I wanted to learn and fill in to help out. then I played in a musical at college, with a bluegrass band where everyone was at least three decades older than me, and was encouraged to try learning jazz. it's... a long story with a lot of weird turns.

>>726647308
shit, man. I'm so sorry. I can't say I've ever been in that situation, and it's supposed to have one of the biggest emotional tolls on someone. I'm not sure how exactly to help. do you have a support network of friends or family? are you going to be okay?
>>
>>726646549
>Eight of Pentacles
Diligence, skill, attention to detail.

>Three of Cups (Reversed)
Less self-centeredness.
>>726647394
There are a multitude of ways.
>Page of Wands
Determination and imagination.

Expect good news from someone younger than you very soon.
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>>726645461
I need to. It will help so much, but I still struggle alot. Except at work oddly enough. I can't shut up then...
>>
>>726647606
Sleep well.

-phi
>>
>>726647607
I'm already captivated. Do you still play jazz?

-phi
>>
>>726647607
Heh... I'm glad, dear <3
>>726647632
You'll be fine!
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>>726647832
Easier said than done.

I can barely message my crush without having a near panic attack. Though she KNOW'S I like her. So, It shouldnt be an issue. But it is.....
>>
>>726647606
get your rest, anon <3 thanks for the music.

>>726647793
I honestly never even finished the first book of lessons! I learned how to play the chords, and I just have fun putting things together to make something I think sounds good. I'll try and get something from a day or two ago up onto clyp before we hit image limit.
>>
>>726647866
*nod*
I hope you're happy, dear.
>>726648009
No, that's pretty natural, honestly.
>>
>>726647093

friend! *hugs u* <3

>>726647323

*is yummy marshmallow*

>>726647607

yw! *squishy hug*
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>>726648112
But we are actually friends, so that should negate it to a degree.
So....
>>
>>726648101
Don't worry if yiu can't find it. There will always be the next thread.


-phi
>>
>>726648153
*lovingly embraces*

-phi
>>
>>726648227
Eh. It's not strange to worry about it, though. It makes you vulnerable in a way.
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>>726648153
you're the brightest ray of sunshine in a dark world, hon.

>>726648387
no worries love, I got it up.
https://clyp.it/walmuc2v
it's nothing spectacular, just something I wrote when I hadn't slept in a day or two. I need to do a better version with a metronome and drums sometime.
>>
>>726648596
I really liked it! It felt organic to me. Good emotions come from it. Are you working on your singing too?

-phi
>>
>>726648425
That is true, and the fact that I asked her for advice is kinda good I guess?


-EMT-ANON
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Rolling for my previous tarot request.

Hopefully Yukari will grant me some doubles.
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Might as well try for a
>tarot
Will I find peace?
>>
>>726648971
ha! I haven't sang since choir classes, and it's not going to happen anytime in the near future. I like making chords, not using cords. it's one of those "in the spotlight" things, and I've never been about that. not in music, not in life.
>>
Will there be another thread?
>>
>>726649530
Nah, things are going just slow enough that I think we've don't our fair share for tonight.
>>726649591
Ah?
>>
First person to link their favorite song gets the last (presumed) reading of the night~
>>
>>726649828
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fd5MxU7WVWg
Saddest machine
>>
>>726649878
Ah, forgot to throw the reading on there;
Why can't I bring myself to move forward?
>>
>>726649703
>>726649828
https://youtu.be/0CmzEqtSqnM
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>>726649347
Fair enough. I'm terrible myself. I do really like your playing though. Thank you for sharing.

-phi
>>
What happened to my marshmallow?

-phi
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>>726649703
Ah, well, goodnight then.

Hope to see you guys again, these threads are always a nice oasis from the other stuff around here. I'm sure the gods and deities of Gensokyo are delighted.

~Thor
>>
Just curious anyone knows what are we going to play on the 25th?

If we plan to do it we need to kinda organize it
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>>726650324
and thank you equally for listening <3 I don't share it all that often, so when I do and hear something nice, it's a big lift for me.>>726650397
be safe, friend <3
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>>726650397
Night

-phi
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>>726648412
>>726648596

Awww...makin me blush! ^///^! <3

I hope you all know how sweet and kind you are. :3

This thread made me smile, too <3
>>
>>726650397
Say hi again tomorrow night, Thor.
>>726650493
I have... no idea, maybe we'll set it up soon.
>>726649919
>The Lovers
Despite what this card is named, it's actually telling you that you need to be more logical and not rely so much on emotion. The emotion here might be motivation-- you can't wait for it, you've gotta push it into existence by doing what you know needs to be done.

>3 of Wands
Successful ideas require a period of planning to succeed. Maybe you need to sit down and make a plan you can stick to.

>Queen of Swords
You were supposed to learn a lesson, but you've been purposely avoiding thinking about it. Try and figure out what that might be.
>>
>>726650688
Well I genuinely enjoyed it. Unfortunately I can't really give anything in return.

-phi
>>
>advice I love my best friend
>>
>>726650874
Not as sweet as you, you little darling.
*kisses your forehead*

-phi
>>
>>726650877
Understandable and much more relevant than I expected. Much appreciated, I'll have to really sit down and stop trying to avoid thinking about this. The future is damn terrifying, but it's unavoidable.
>>
I thought these were M/W/F?

I'm late to the party.
>>
>>726651277
That's right. If you just don't ever think about it, it'll still come to pass. The only difference is, you'll be unprepared for it.


Goodnight, everyone! From both Reimu and I. We love you guys.

~Reisen
>>
>>726651064

aww ty ^//^

>>726651727

bunny! sweet dream <3
>>
>>726649351
What you mean? I'm just saying that if anything, asking for advice shows that I trust her and value her input

EMT Anon
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