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Ok, I want to order a pizza, but can't decide on toppings.

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Ok, I want to order a pizza, but can't decide on toppings. First 5 dubs each choose 1, i post pic once it arrives.


P.S. If they don't have I'll add it myself.
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Cheese
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Jews
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>>726637335
Cum
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Cheese topping
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Your feces
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Cum
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>>726637335
Cum
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boogers from the niglet working there
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>>726637543
This was a close one...
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Cum
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>>726637676
Reroll
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>>726637335
pineapple
44 dubs
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Semen
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>>726637335
pineapple
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toilet water
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A single house spider
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spaghetti
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Anchovies
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Jizz
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A blended mixture of a single pencil, 2 cups water, 2 cups flower, and semen.
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juzz
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Pinnapple
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Farts on the pizza
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Madam Jeanette
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>>726638059
reroll
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eggs
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jism
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>>726638017
Reroll
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Poopoo
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Madame JEANETTE
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Crystal Meth
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>>726638133
winrar
spaghetti is first
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PEPPERS HOT
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CP
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>>726638133
Just spaghetti? Not cooked, not cheff boyarde?
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Chocolate
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>>726637335
Fingernails and cum
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Asbestos.
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crack cocaine
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>>726638256
they can be cooked. its called pizza pasta, pretty common
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Plums. Big ripe juicy Plums
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semens
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>ordering pizza instead of making your own
pleb
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Sauce hollandaise
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>>726638355
tasty
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Carrots
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Public hair
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tuna
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Ask for grapes, insist on grapes! Do not accept no for an answer.
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>>726638355
>>726638133
OK, this might actually be edible.
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Printouts of this image
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Raw onions
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Bbq sauce
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>>726638133
>>726638355
>>726638400
>spaghetti, hollondaise, carrots
nice combo so far
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>>726638400
>>726638355
>>726638133
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Ghost peppers
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>>726638400
>>726638500
These will compliment each other nicely
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Tissue paper
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>>726638447
roll
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Crab meat
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Leftover pizza crusts
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>>726638500

Great get
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Pineapple
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Cum
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Chicken Nuggets
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Prunes
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>>726638719
I THIRST FOR THE CHICKEN NUGGER!
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Meatballs.
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Ice cubes
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Raw chicken
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>>726638696
Rerolo
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Vomit
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Aborted baby
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>>726638755
OP better deliver.
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>>726638698
I'mma add this as n°6, just to check the reaction of person on phone.
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Printouts of this thing.
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>>726638835
Record conversation and post on Vocaroo?
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>>726638696
Once more for justice
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>>726637335
A 1000 page essay on how Bismarck's policies affected the political climate of the next century. In size 12 font in Times New Roman.
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>>726638059
>>726638355
>>726638400
>>726638500
>>726638719

Spaghetti, Sauce Holandaise, Carrots, a printout of Chinese imposter Lisa Simpson and Chicken Nuggets.

Your pizza is ready!
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The chef's father's birth certificate
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>>726638987
saves you some money, since you can do the printouts on your own
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u gotta cum on a slice fam
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If dubs, when the pizza arrives you have to take a shit, don't wipe, sit on the pizza and THEN eat it.
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Ok, now while w8ing for classic pizza to arrive, to cook meh sum sketties and find me recipe for holandaise or whatever sauce.
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>>726639227
Don't make up your own rules, faggot.
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>>726639234

Uncooked spaghetti
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>>726639234
WARM THAT PRINTER UP, BITCH
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>>726639081
Restaurant prints are way better though
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>>726639290
see >>726638326
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>>726639281

>implying OP is going to deliver
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>>726638835
And bout this... Just told me they don't serve those...
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Poop
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Piss
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Tears
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Justice for brads wife
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S7Y8TVbuT4Q
Can't see my Hitler pic.
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>>726637335
Bananas
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Well... Guess, so much from OP delivering.
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>>726640673
Before OP delivers, the pizza has to be delivered.
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>>726640926
How long has it been?
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>>726641099
19 minutes.
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waiting
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>>726637335
Gestapperoni with extra Hitler sauce
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P I Z Z A
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Show us how the sauce is coming along
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30 mins or less policy is out the door
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>>726641673
Yeah...Maybe OP isn't gonna deliver...
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>>726637335
pineapple
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>>726640087
This is literally just A Walk by Tycho, whoever "made" this should end themselves
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pineapple !!
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>>726646652

rollll
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>>726646652

rerollll
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Your micro penis
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OP still here?
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caviar
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