Waifu claiming thread.
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
Combat Philosophies of the various Races:
Amarr: God says I'm better than you, so just stop fighting back.
Caldari: I don't need a fast ship, I can hit you from here.
Minmatar: Hold on, as soon as I find something heavy I'll kill you with it.
Gallente: Just wait 'til I get in range....
I had a dream I killed my niece by eating her Hot Cheetos
Maybe only using magic will make Skyrim entertaining....
To save her, yes, yes I would.
What are some positive things about your day then~?
Shit then you'll love living in NYC. We got trains for days
I got the one cup size~
I don't really like drinking coffee so yeah.
I also have a 6 cup and 3 cup moka pot but they're not Bialetti. The ones I have were made in China. I hope the Bialetti has a difference
"feminine" refers not just to literal females but to anything that possesses or is imagined to possess stereotypically female qualities. a man can be feminine or strike a feminine pose. various cultures attribute "femininity" to obviously genderless features of the natural world, like the moon or the soil (ancient chinese identified the ground as feminine with a masculine sky above). there are feminine rhymes in poetry. if an abstract linguistic pattern can be feminine, why not a penis?
for example, a slender, smooth penis, contrasted with a blunt and veiny member. a graceful penis. a receptive penis that does not aggressively penetrate but rather allows itself to be engulfed. and isn't dribbling semen reminiscent of a breast's warm milk? a nurturing penis, a penis like a doting mother.
I miss EvE...
It's a premonition, don't eat her Hot Cheetos in the future, unless you actually wanna kill her...
I got the one cup size as well, I'd kill myself with the 3 cup one for sure.
Hope it lives up to the expectations.
Skyrim in general is shit without mods
In a lot of cases, even with mods it's still shit
Then come play Free and join my Taxless waifu corp.
But just like subway trains, right?
What's worth more to you, delicious Hot Cheetos, or your family?
Go get the cheetos, you know you want to....
I do have an account, will miss muh ships if I start a pleb one.
Every time I return to eve, I get dragged into a shitstorm, can be fun, but it has kinda felt like work the last few times.
Will maybe return with a more casual approach in the future.
Nice one, actually got me laughing.
You can re-log in with your account, but you'll get an Alpha account and be locked out of most of the super-high tier ships and mods. But you cans till make money.
I played GW1 some years ago.
That got me some GW2 title, does that count?
You didn't send me anything -__-
Someone had to draw that. Just as a reminder.
Eh, no, it doesn't.
Guild Wars 2.
I put so much spicy shit in this ramen
>And I don't regret it at all
Jmantime is a legend. If he were more active, there's no way he wouldn't have a pic of Tanya with Spongebob or something
M-maybe I'll return the pot if it feels flimsy like the ones I have now...
I can't trust those Italians.
That's not SpeedWagon.
There's Amtrak trains too, don't get too close because the force will suck you in and kill you. And there's cargo trains too.
It got me two even!
Any old fashioned trains with smoke and stuff?
Look at his fucking eyes he MUST be autistic.
Desperately hoping someone wouldn't call me on that.
It's okay, even I can't win everything
>That's a lie
>that's not Winning Girl
I am so fucking done with thottery it ain't even a joke anymore
I'm one step away from going full Tupac on this bitch
Sometimes you'll see one but they're usually just for show~
Please~ No one can beat SpeedWagon!
That's a thottery? I swear you kids make words up these days.
I imagine winning the thottery is like winning the lottery except you get more chicks
holy shit these are amazing
Should I Deus Vult with a shield and mace, or greatsword...
>winning the lottery
Sorry to be negative again, but... you don't.
If you think i'm a jerk then you should be glad you did not see the tard stories I told last night and what I think of fur fags and tards.
Ok this is funny now get them my god emperor.
Next it's the commie ones!
Shield and mace.
I have no idea what we're talking about, but I'm an expert.
>implying no win
Who do you think you are
And the merchant scurries off with Sono, you will be missed.
I'm someone who never wins.
Well shit. Sono, you got rolling to do lad.
That reply wasn't directed at you, silly face
Why don't you like furries?
Time to kill myself... please treat her well..
>good bye thread
My ex called me for the first time in forever Tuesday acting as if she could never let go of me and practically begged me to let her back into my life.
I was admittedly kind of hoping she'd changed a bit and I could talk to her again. I did sort of miss her.
We haven't even met yet and she's being as rude as she was in the days before I kicked her out. Can't meet me, ever, just wants me there to text. I get to be her tampon, basically.
Why I'm not gay I don't even know.
Nah mate you gotta roll for your waifu
Don't worry... I'll take good care if her
>contacting a bad-term ex
Well there's your first mistake.
NOT ON MY WATCH SCUM THE RULES CHANGE WHILE I'M HERE! YOU MUST GET QUADS! TO STEAL A WAIFU DUE TO THE GERMAN PRESENCE! GAS GAS GAS!
I've every time I see them I want to strange them with those fucking little tails they wear then shove it so far down their throat that it is shit covered so I can hang them with it.
You don't get to make the rules, newfag.
It is how it always has been, Trips result in a steal.
At least it sounds like you're not in too deep already, can tell her to fuck off without too many complications.
Can't say you didn't try at least.
oh does someone have the sads cause their ex called them what a poor baby. least you had one!
Just ignore her
or tell her to fuck off
Guess we need some changes than.
>German waifus make it quads
>following thread rules
I guess there's still a handful of people who still do, at least to some degree.
But it goes both ways, my guy.
It's good to give someone a second chance,
But they squandered it, so it's the end of that.
Your shitty waifu doesn't change anything.
The rules were set at the first thread.
They have remained unchanged.
Merchant poster here, you can have her back
Old rules fail eventually that is why people create new ones. Fuck them being unchanged, lets change some shit up.
>German waifus make it quads
I prefer to be called a weeb k thanks.
I actually thought she'd return to my life and I'd give her a second chance. It was my fault we broke up in the first place, dumb reason, but I really care about her and thought we could make our way.
Why am I so naive?
Rules stay the fuggen same.
Says who? the fucking waifu god?
These rules don't change.
Yes, the fucking Waifu god says so.
The Elites are all in agreement.
Because you don't think you can get anyone else, you want to hang onto what you think is a sure thing
Yeah I know....
I am a defy the gods.
As I said, you gave it a shot, at least you can't regret not having tried.
I know it's hard, but try to focus on your own life rather than hers, she's not a part of it anymore, and it's sounds like that's a good thing.
>wank to hair yet homo?
Good afternoon strange buddy, how's you?
Morning. How goes it? >>726620869
that guy is going to fucking kill someone....
how do you do?
Something more than you.
He is not wrong on any of those statements, If it were me I would put them into slavery if they failed that test.
An AR-15 is a normal sized gun bro
Yeah... guess I'll leave you guys alone.
You're probably right. I'm not being sarcastic.
I'm a little bored...
And how about you?
You're getting nigh as bad as Esdeath.
That's pretty bad.
"sigh" you hit my soft spot somehow.... im just upset I dont have a gf of my own, im sorry I said what I did anon and the people here on waifu will help you. it will be ok!
Laying in bed. I'm also thirsty.
I know I'm probably right
Just move on and learn from your mistakes
How is that bad?
OHHHH that would be fun! Gladiator fights, YES! fucking this please if trump takes over.
I never knew who this "esdeath" person was until you guys told me. Seems like a cool guy.
nice and comfy
can't get out of bed to drink something?
I'd have to put clothes on. The bow on the tail is cute.
anon... you are really weird
i don't know how to act cool...
Get down from there before I fall up and hurt myself.
Esdeath is probably, and i mean this in the most literal way, a psychopath.
He doesn't empathize with other humans, he tortures small animals for enjoyment, and he doesn't understand the basic rules of social interactions.
You don't want to be like Esdeath.
Is Esdeath really that bad?
you should invest in a quick robe or similar form of clothing
easy to just throw on and off
you have a very keen eye
This filthy jew stole a waifu
Hello Nazrin ^^
Besides tourturing small animals that's basically me but with humans I bully people close to suicide just for the hell of it.
Honey bunches of oats.
Are you autistic?
Hey guys, how's it going? Been a couple weeks since I appeared. What a fucking rollercoaster those couple weeks have been
I-it's not like I want to be up here or anything!
I don't dislike people easily, but from the few posts I've seen, he's on his way onto that short list.
Still working on the get clothes on and get out of bed thing. So I don't know. >>726622635
Maybe. I'd still have to put clothes on. Naw I just stare at cute pictures for a while.
Hmm, only seen him once or twice here. He didn't seem that bad tbh.. Not that I really read his posts..
how are you today
i don't know you but hello
if you stare at every cute picture for a while you'll probably be very busy in these threads
Did you sleep... naked?
Need to pay more attention to his posts maybe, if I ever even see him around..
While don't i find a lack of empathy for humans to be a good sign, from my current viewpoint, you strike me as more of an edgy attention whore than a psychopath.
I reserve the right to change that though.
If "dumb" is the criteria for being tortured to death, you should probably watch out.
Shall I fetch your MLP, or your meme fedora today, sir?
It's not that many. I just liked that one with the dress is all. >>726623149
Yes it's very comfortable.
Some Anon made it. He was Anon, so I'll never know for sure who he was..
Good to meet you in that case.
Well, got some awesome news the other week, little personal to go into, but it was some of the best news I'd ever gotten.
Out celebrating it that weekend with my brothers, they get into a drunken fight. I try to split it up, and one of the fuckers bites my face. Needless to say, not going out with them two for a while.
been on a course in the daytimes, so my flatmate has the run of the house. He hasn't so much as washed a dish since Monday
>More rant incoming, sorry for sudden offloading
I don't really consider myself as a psychopath to be honest, just a major asshole with a mostly frozen heart.
Then you know how comfortable it is.