Waifu claiming thread.
Previous:>>726599660
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
still alive
Combat Philosophies of the various Races:
Amarr: God says I'm better than you, so just stop fighting back.
Caldari: I don't need a fast ship, I can hit you from here.
Minmatar: Hold on, as soon as I find something heavy I'll kill you with it.
Gallente: Just wait 'til I get in range....
>ITT
I had a dream I killed my niece by eating her Hot Cheetos
Maybe only using magic will make Skyrim entertaining....
>>726612636
To save her, yes, yes I would.
>>726612762
What are some positive things about your day then~?
>>726612788
Shit then you'll love living in NYC. We got trains for days
>>726613267
I got the one cup size~
I don't really like drinking coffee so yeah.
I also have a 6 cup and 3 cup moka pot but they're not Bialetti. The ones I have were made in China. I hope the Bialetti has a difference
>>726614422
magic in skyrim without mods is shit
>>726614466
Fucking god damn it, I swear...
"feminine" refers not just to literal females but to anything that possesses or is imagined to possess stereotypically female qualities. a man can be feminine or strike a feminine pose. various cultures attribute "femininity" to obviously genderless features of the natural world, like the moon or the soil (ancient chinese identified the ground as feminine with a masculine sky above). there are feminine rhymes in poetry. if an abstract linguistic pattern can be feminine, why not a penis?
for example, a slender, smooth penis, contrasted with a blunt and veiny member. a graceful penis. a receptive penis that does not aggressively penetrate but rather allows itself to be engulfed. and isn't dribbling semen reminiscent of a breast's warm milk? a nurturing penis, a penis like a doting mother.
>>726614573
What's the matter qt?
>>726614573
Rekt
>>726614607
Nazi anime is best anime.
>>726613616
Comparing the other Noodle designs to this one, it seems more tame than the rest
>>726614359
I miss EvE...
>>726614403
It's a premonition, don't eat her Hot Cheetos in the future, unless you actually wanna kill her...
>>726614466
pleb
I got the one cup size as well, I'd kill myself with the 3 cup one for sure.
Hope it lives up to the expectations.
>>726614570
>skyrim without mods is shit
This is enough.
>>726614723
Amen to that
>>726614570
Skyrim in general is shit without mods
In a lot of cases, even with mods it's still shit
Claiming best girl
>>726613983
What consoles do you have?
>>726614792
I actually want some Hot Cheetos :(
>>726614792
Then come play Free and join my Taxless waifu corp.
mine
Still here.
>>726614466
But just like subway trains, right?
>>726614862
Petri Heil.
>>726615200
Claim
>>726615537
open the letter -_-
>>726615740
What letter -_-
>>726615125
What's worth more to you, delicious Hot Cheetos, or your family?
Go get the cheetos, you know you want to....
>>726615154
I do have an account, will miss muh ships if I start a pleb one.
Every time I return to eve, I get dragged into a shitstorm, can be fun, but it has kinda felt like work the last few times.
Will maybe return with a more casual approach in the future.
>>726615304
Nice one, actually got me laughing.
>>726615824
You can re-log in with your account, but you'll get an Alpha account and be locked out of most of the super-high tier ships and mods. But you cans till make money.
>>726615822
The one I sent you _-_
>>726616254
leave him alone -_-
カラミチーマス
How many here play GW2?
>>726616547
I played GW1 some years ago.
That got me some GW2 title, does that count?
>>726616547
GW2? What is that?
>>726616746
>>726616254
You didn't send me anything -__-
>>726616890
Someone had to draw that. Just as a reminder.
>>726616818
Eh, no, it doesn't.
>>726616873
Guild Wars 2.
I put so much spicy shit in this ramen
>And I don't regret it at all
>>726616746
Muggo
>>726617023
Oh
>>726616997
Jmantime is a legend. If he were more active, there's no way he wouldn't have a pic of Tanya with Spongebob or something
>>726617065
This pic made me laugh hard
>>726614634
The world.
>>726614723
Hush.
>>726614792
M-maybe I'll return the pot if it feels flimsy like the ones I have now...
I can't trust those Italians.
>>726615077
>best girl
>claims saya
That's not SpeedWagon.
>>726615291
There's Amtrak trains too, don't get too close because the force will suck you in and kill you. And there's cargo trains too.
>>726617065
Not even spinning... You can't win!
>>726617023
It got me two even!
>>726617475
Any old fashioned trains with smoke and stuff?
>>726617407
Look at his fucking eyes he MUST be autistic.
>>726617173
That's fucked.
>>726617475
Hehehehehe
>>726617407
>>726617561
Desperately hoping someone wouldn't call me on that.
It's okay, even I can't win everything
>That's a lie
>I can
>>726617475
>that's not Winning Girl
FTFY, Sono.
I am so fucking done with thottery it ain't even a joke anymore
I'm one step away from going full Tupac on this bitch
Misaki claimed
>>726617979
>thottery
>Full Tupac
???????????????
>>726617591
Sometimes you'll see one but they're usually just for show~
>>726617623
Jerk...
>>726617958
Please~ No one can beat SpeedWagon!
>>726617979
That's a thottery? I swear you kids make words up these days.
>>726617979
What are you on about?
I imagine winning the thottery is like winning the lottery except you get more chicks
>>726618118
>you kids
>>726617173
holy shit these are amazing
Should I Deus Vult with a shield and mace, or greatsword...
>>726618337
>winning the lottery
Sorry to be negative again, but... you don't.
>>726618118
If you think i'm a jerk then you should be glad you did not see the tard stories I told last night and what I think of fur fags and tards.
>>726618412
>9
Ok this is funny now get them my god emperor.
Next it's the commie ones!
>>726618118
Stolen
>>726618663
Shield and mace.
I have no idea what we're talking about, but I'm an expert.
>>726618686
>implying no win
Who do you think you are
>>726618663
kys instead
>>726618777
Oy vey I finally got one!
>>726618777
>777
And the merchant scurries off with Sono, you will be missed.
>>726618792
I'm someone who never wins.
>>726618777
Well shit. Sono, you got rolling to do lad.
>>726618777
Well shit, sucks for them.
>>726618869
Sure you do.
Everybody wins.
>>726618337
That reply wasn't directed at you, silly face
>>726618772
Why don't you like furries?
>>726618777
Time to kill myself... please treat her well..
>good bye thread
>>726618098
>>726618118
>>726618132
My ex called me for the first time in forever Tuesday acting as if she could never let go of me and practically begged me to let her back into my life.
I was admittedly kind of hoping she'd changed a bit and I could talk to her again. I did sort of miss her.
Lol nope.
We haven't even met yet and she's being as rude as she was in the days before I kicked her out. Can't meet me, ever, just wants me there to text. I get to be her tampon, basically.
Why I'm not gay I don't even know.
>>726618777
nice
>>726618996
Nah mate you gotta roll for your waifu
>>726618996
Don't worry... I'll take good care if her
>>726619004
>contacting a bad-term ex
>like, ever
Well there's your first mistake.
>>726618841
>>726618777
NOT ON MY WATCH SCUM THE RULES CHANGE WHILE I'M HERE! YOU MUST GET QUADS! TO STEAL A WAIFU DUE TO THE GERMAN PRESENCE! GAS GAS GAS!
>>726618996
I've every time I see them I want to strange them with those fucking little tails they wear then shove it so far down their throat that it is shit covered so I can hang them with it.
>>726618996
Aww cutie I'm jk you can have her back
Waifu
>>726619229
Careful, you'll cut someone with that edge, mate
>Winner
>>726619187
My ex called me first, bro.
>>726619229
You don't get to make the rules, newfag.
It is how it always has been, Trips result in a steal.
>>726619004
At least it sounds like you're not in too deep already, can tell her to fuck off without too many complications.
Can't say you didn't try at least.
>>726619317
oh does someone have the sads cause their ex called them what a poor baby. least you had one!
>>726619004
Just ignore her
or tell her to fuck off
Problem solved
>>726619004
>giving into the ex at all
dun fukken up
>>726619454
Guess we need some changes than.
>German waifus make it quads
>>726619292
K thanks
>>726619454
>following thread rules
I guess there's still a handful of people who still do, at least to some degree.
>>726619317
But it goes both ways, my guy.
It's good to give someone a second chance,
But they squandered it, so it's the end of that.
>>726619493
>>726619538
This.
>>726619621
Your shitty waifu doesn't change anything.
The rules were set at the first thread.
They have remained unchanged.
>>726618777
>>726618841
>>726619132
Merchant poster here, you can have her back
WEABOOOOS
>>726619743
>>726619743
>>726619769
>>726619769
Nigger
Here
>>726619709
Old rules fail eventually that is why people create new ones. Fuck them being unchanged, lets change some shit up.
>German waifus make it quads
>>726619769
I prefer to be called a weeb k thanks.
>>726619493
>>726619505
>>726619538
>>726619608
>>726619696
I actually thought she'd return to my life and I'd give her a second chance. It was my fault we broke up in the first place, dumb reason, but I really care about her and thought we could make our way.
Why am I so naive?
Good evening
>>726620085
because you are a pussy
that would explain the over sized gun
>>726620005
Rules stay the fuggen same.
>>726620005
Fuck off
>>726620228
No nigger
>>726620204
Says who? the fucking waifu god?
>>726620085
least. you. had. a. GF! stop whining asshole
>>726620338
just calm down
>>726620005
These rules don't change.
>>726620338
Yes, the fucking Waifu god says so.
The Elites are all in agreement.
>>726620085
Because you don't think you can get anyone else, you want to hang onto what you think is a sure thing
>>726620085
>normie problems
>>726620338
you are crazier then esdeath anon
>>726620085
>>726620196
>Because you're a pussy
HAHAHA
Good afternoon
Guac here
>>726620534
wank to hair yet homo?
>>726620496
Yeah I know....
>>726620445
I am a defy the gods.
>>726620409
Ok, ok...
>>726620085
As I said, you gave it a shot, at least you can't regret not having tried.
I know it's hard, but try to focus on your own life rather than hers, she's not a part of it anymore, and it's sounds like that's a good thing.
>>726620684
do you look up to him?
>>726620684
>I defy the gods*******
At least I caught my mistake.
>>726620684
You are nothing.
>>726620684
crazier then edgedeath? you high?
hello friends
>>726620658
>wank to hair yet homo?
Maybe...
Good afternoon strange buddy, how's you?
>>726620338
Your waifu
Spider-sama >\\\<
>>726620859
>>726620534
Morning. How goes it? >>726620869
Hi nazrin
>>726620922
not waking to that sexy hair
>>726621047
that guy is going to fucking kill someone....
>yandere af
>>726621062
hi tomoko
how do you do?
>>726620839
Something more than you.
>>726620764
Mabye
>>726620859
>>726621047
He is not wrong on any of those statements, If it were me I would put them into slavery if they failed that test.
>>726620973
<3
>>726620196
An AR-15 is a normal sized gun bro
>>726620397
>>726620492
Yeah... guess I'll leave you guys alone.
>>726620448
You're probably right. I'm not being sarcastic.
>>726621062
I'm a little bored...
And how about you?
>>726621328
You're getting nigh as bad as Esdeath.
That's pretty bad.
>>726621363
"sigh" you hit my soft spot somehow.... im just upset I dont have a gf of my own, im sorry I said what I did anon and the people here on waifu will help you. it will be ok!
>hug
>>726621328
You could make them fight each other and then grind up the loser and feed her to the winner. You become a lot stronger if you eat what you kill.
>>726621328
you are like a copycat killer...
>>726621604
>this
>>726621186
that's so sad...
>>726621272
>>726621437
Laying in bed. I'm also thirsty.
>>726621728
meant to say wanking
act cool he is here
>>726621328
>>726620338
Haha he had his waifu stolen
>>726621363
You could always invite her out to eat then poison her food.
>>726621363
I know I'm probably right
Just move on and learn from your mistakes
>>726621604
How is that bad?
>>726621694
OHHHH that would be fun! Gladiator fights, YES! fucking this please if trump takes over.
>>726621721
I never knew who this "esdeath" person was until you guys told me. Seems like a cool guy.
>>726621770
nice and comfy
can't get out of bed to drink something?
>>726621945
I'd have to put clothes on. The bow on the tail is cute.
what cereal should I eat?
I have them all
>>726621797
anon... you are really weird
i don't know how to act cool...
Shitty ass waifus
>>726622211
cinnamon toast crunch
>>726622211
cocoa
>>726622327
FABA
>>726622090
Get down from there before I fall up and hurt myself.
>>726621924
Esdeath is probably, and i mean this in the most literal way, a psychopath.
He doesn't empathize with other humans, he tortures small animals for enjoyment, and he doesn't understand the basic rules of social interactions.
You don't want to be like Esdeath.
>>726621797
The fuck are u on about m8
>>726621770
hey tomo, do you wanna play something ?
>>726622257
shh just be normal for once
>>726622387
Come!
>>726622413
Is Esdeath really that bad?
>>726622211
bugs
>>726622181
you should invest in a quick robe or similar form of clothing
easy to just throw on and off
you have a very keen eye
>>726622318
hi alice
This filthy jew stole a waifu
>>726622606
Yes
>>726622635
Hello Nazrin ^^
>>726622606
Yes.
>>726622413
Besides tourturing small animals that's basically me but with humans I bully people close to suicide just for the hell of it.
>>726622211
Honey bunches of oats.
>>726621880
Are you autistic?
>>726622606
Yes, he is
>>726622589
>be normal
Hey guys, how's it going? Been a couple weeks since I appeared. What a fucking rollercoaster those couple weeks have been
>>726621924
>>726622413
This, pretty much.
>>726622606
I-it's not like I want to be up here or anything!
I don't dislike people easily, but from the few posts I've seen, he's on his way onto that short list.
>>726622584
Still working on the get clothes on and get out of bed thing. So I don't know. >>726622635
Maybe. I'd still have to put clothes on. Naw I just stare at cute pictures for a while.
>>726622413
1. Humans aren't worth empathy
2. Animals are dumb
3. Society is a piece of shit anyway
Hmm, only seen him once or twice here. He didn't seem that bad tbh.. Not that I really read his posts..
>>726622660
how are you today
>>726622803
i don't know you but hello
what's happened?
>>726622891
if you stare at every cute picture for a while you'll probably be very busy in these threads
>>726622783
Fuck that guy anon, do you
>>726623003
people call him a psychopath and he has said a psych told him he has traits but needs more testing....
>>726622891
Did you sleep... naked?
>>726623149
sleeping naked feels good
>>726622935
You tip your fedora while typing that?
>>726622935
all this edge
>>726622803
Black hair, green eyes, delicious
>>726622877
>>726623143
Need to pay more attention to his posts maybe, if I ever even see him around..
>>726622763
While don't i find a lack of empathy for humans to be a good sign, from my current viewpoint, you strike me as more of an edgy attention whore than a psychopath.
I reserve the right to change that though.
>>726622935
If "dumb" is the criteria for being tortured to death, you should probably watch out.
>>726622783
just be cool mon he could post more of his hair today as well
>>726622935
Shall I fetch your MLP, or your meme fedora today, sir?
>>726623049
It's not that many. I just liked that one with the dress is all. >>726623149
Yes it's very comfortable.
>>726623293
I need gif too!
>>726623232
I need one as black as my soul
>>726623255
Checked
>>726623372
maybe his eyes
>>726623422
i do the same thing...
>>726623453
Some Anon made it. He was Anon, so I'll never know for sure who he was..
>>726623049
Good to meet you in that case.
Well, got some awesome news the other week, little personal to go into, but it was some of the best news I'd ever gotten.
Out celebrating it that weekend with my brothers, they get into a drunken fight. I try to split it up, and one of the fuckers bites my face. Needless to say, not going out with them two for a while.
been on a course in the daytimes, so my flatmate has the run of the house. He hasn't so much as washed a dish since Monday
>More rant incoming, sorry for sudden offloading
>>726623329
I don't really consider myself as a psychopath to be honest, just a major asshole with a mostly frozen heart.
>>726623329
Kissy kissy
Animal lover
They don't love you
>>726623272
Idk
>>726623463
maybe one
>>726623597
Then you know how comfortable it is.
>>726623610
hoi
>>726623394
Yuou ghot me anohn
>>726623687
So you're like Lando