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i'm an Italian guy. Ask whatever you want

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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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i'm an Italian guy.
Ask whatever you want
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pls make a long post describing your general clothing style and how you go about shopping for clothes
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How many chicks did u fuck ?
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Are you from america?
Do you consider yourself "white"?
What's your diet like?
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>>726591215
Babbada boopi?
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>>726591215
Why are itilians considered the lazy niggers of Europe?
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is true italian pizza as bland and over rated as it looks?
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>>726591396
That's the Spanish.
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Do you eat anything other than gabagoo?
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>>726591215
Why do Italians get such a bad rap? I've known a lot of Italian people and they're great.
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>>726591507
Lol, ok so you don't know.....I'm sorry to have to tell you this, my friend. Itialians are considered the niggers of Europe. Because their actions are that of a lazy niggers.
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>>726591215
>Anonymous
Do you like chessy pizza?
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>>726591215
Why do you fucks say "pizza pie"
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>>726591215
What's the best pizza you've eaten and where?
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whenever i make a carbonara, it goes dry n that, how do i stop that?
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O cunnemmammatua!
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>>726591215
pizza
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is the moon there
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>>726591215
Why do Italians torture children?
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>>726591215
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>>726591215
How would you like to see your country change in the next five years?
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>>726591752
bring it on
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>>726591869
Im trying to make good chicken franchaise and its hard to get everything perfectoy done. Is there a secret incredient for great tasting sauce/chicken?
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>>726591215
what do you think of this?
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>>726591318
well
i'm poor as fuck, so i don't go often buying them.
but i feel lucky, italian clothes shop are hell: forget brands like Armani or whathever that richfag shit is, Italy has shitloads of old magazines with some colorated panels putted randomly, looks like an autistic child personally directed the restyiling.
but the PEOPLE inside those giant cement pieces, everywhere you look there will be a mom with his screaming spawn, using her phone and not caring if those things (i refuse to call that spawn "kids") literally run everywhere kicking whatever they can see, sometimes you can see ladies fighting for who looked first at some shoes.
Spetznaz probably train here.
apology for muh bad english.
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>>726591215
OC Dank memes right here
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>>726592092
not OC
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>>726592120
More OC
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>>726592019
Satan's manifestation
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Who is better ? Mussolini or Hitler?
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>>726591601
i'm italian and i can say italians rap is shitty
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>>726591856
yes, i'm from sardinia and i understand you
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>>726591215
Did you bring a light?
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>>726591699
Or the irish.
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>>726591215

come diavolo ci sei finito su quattro cianne e perché mai continui a scrivere, per giunta nella board più idiota che c'è?
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>>726591359
-no
-yep
-shitloads of spaghetti
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>>726591325

not even one,I'm virgin and scared by AIDS
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>>726592208
I'm from America ,cunn'e ziarua
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>>726591396
mafia and corruption
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Why don't you dirtbags wear deodorant?
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>>726592295
non lo so, credo per masochismo
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Which other countries speak italian?
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>>726592433
we'll melt, i guess
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>>726592470
KEK!!!
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>>726592295
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>>726591396
Pretty much this>>726592399
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>>726592470
some parts of croatia
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>>726591215
Mario!
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Im an Italian guy as well. But I live in Germany.

I make 4 times as much money here as I would make in Italy.

From Toscana.

I also went to University in the USA.
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>>726591847
Napoli is the best place for pizza
But not human life
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>>726592643
Che lavoro fai
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>>726592670
>napoli
>best
Pick one
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Come fai a rifiutare il mio uccello?
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>>726592609
Luigi is better
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>>726591601

because Italy has some astounding features:

- freemasonry everywhere
- communists everywhere
- immigrates everywhere
- a dozen local kind of mafias
- two dozen foreign mafias, including Jewish one, gypsies one, Albanians one, Chinks one, Bangladesh one (sad but true!)...
- the highest rate of politically correctness
- the highest tax level in the EU
- the most corrupt and useless government in the EU
- and even Roman Catholic Church officials trying to have "dialogue" with shit people (freemasons, communists and so on)
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>>726592019
Is horrendous but not because "huuurrrdurrr muh pizza" but dann you really need a lack of taste for eat a Shit like that
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>>726592672
Chimico.
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>>726592672
studente
sono giovine
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>>726592794
>>726592776
Now this i call being a faggot
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>>726592709
MA lo è
Avanti almeno la pizza dai…
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>>726592834
I think you are talking to me (the italian guy in germany) and the other italian guy. were not the same person.
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>>726592754
>communists everywhere
LOL ma dove?
Se rispondi PD o roba del genere sparati
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>>726592895
Ok but who is who
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>>726592895
faggot
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>>726591215
DIE IN HELL ITALIANS KILLED JESUS!!!
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>>726592982
i'm OP
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>>726591215
Are you an Italian guy and how long have you known?
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>>726592982
im the guy in germany.

i have fucked about 40 girls. i have two bastard children in another country.
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>>726593064
Oh lol that's right we did it
Good 'ol times
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>>726591942

yes, we torture them by having them watch Hollywood-produced shows

>>726591974

I'd like to sell entire Calabria to Germany, maybe to the USA, on the condition of wiping the entire debt.

Calabria is just perfect to be an US or German sovereign place, especially because US/German Police will definitely make it legal.
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>>726591215
How do you feel about the fact that Arabs have supplanted your people as "those rapey brown guys"?
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>>726593064
this is gold
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>>726593164
DO NOT sell Calabria to USA.. Definitely sell it to germany.

the last thing we need is more half nigger americans running around talking about their italian grandparents.
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>>726592433
French people smell like shit
Not italians
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>>726592470

some parts of Etiopia because -yes!!- we won a war against them.

(the only war we actually won in the last three centuries)
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>>726593178
Immigrants are less than 7% of our population, what are you talking about?
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>>726591215
When you make spaghetti, do you buy your sauce at the store?
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>>726592470
and switzerland
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>>726592930

quelli che reclamano la differenza fra PD e comunisti sono gli stessi che dicono che il Feminine Penis non sarebbe Gay Ricchione
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>>726593333
It depends
If we have time we do own sauce but you can find very good alternatives at the store if are in a hurry
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>>726593509
Si certo perché nel PD sono tutti comunisti
Ma fammi il piacere dai
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>>726593244

because French don't have bidets.

>>726593333

nice quads.
living in countryside, I almost never buy tomato sauce - I do it by myself.

>>726593462

this flatters us, but as you may know, we Italian are almost all virgins.
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>>726593333
yep
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>>726593625
The funny thing is that they invented it
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>>726593625
god damn it.

i am the italian guy in germany.. who has fucked 40 girls.

if you are a virgin u have to come to germany for vacation.
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>>726593602

prima stavano nel Partito Comunista Italiano, che poi ha cambiato nome 3-4 volte, ora si chiama Partito Democratico, ma sempre gli stessi comunisti di prima sono.

Non è che un negro che si vergogna di essere negro, sarebbe meno negro di un negro.

Gli altri partitelli comunisti e rifondaroli sono solo quelli che non si vergognano di essere chiamati giustamente comunisti.
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>>726593754
Ma arriviamo alla questione principale...
Tu sei comunista ?
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>>726593754
>Non è che un negro che si vergogna di essere negro, sarebbe meno negro di un negro.

Topkek multizozzling.

Translates as:

"a nigger being ashamed to be a nigger, is not less nigger than a nigger".
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>>726591215
Does the Pope shit in the woods?
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>>726593914

Nope, it wasn't reported on the manifest.
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>>726593914
Yes he does
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>>726591215
EYY EYY EYY WHY U EYY EYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY EYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY ITSA LOTTA EYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY EYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY WHADDAYU GANNA DO EYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY EEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
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>>726594068

found the Italian negronigger.

pic unrel8
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>>726593754
Avendo vissuto sotto un sasso potrei anche crederla questa cosa ma dalla fondazione ad ora il PD è cambiato radicalmente tanto che adesso è letteralmente una forza centrista. Chi era comunista se ne è andato da tempo. Comunque continua a dire che è colpa dei comunisti da bravo, alla fine il Berlusconismo ha fatto il suo lavoro.
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>>726594068
Is he fucking autistic ?
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Translates as:

"Now, STOP!!
they come here and steal our wooomyyyynnnnn!!!"
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when i moved to germany i had 500 euro

i found a girl here on okcupid who let me move in with her immediately

i started working a job, found a better looking girl, and now i have money and i make vacation in toscana and i can buy all sorts of shit and stay in nice hotels.

i am not brown though like the niggers from the south of italy.
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>>726594198
probably just shitposting
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>>726594068
i guess it translates with "go kill yourself"
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>>726594168

centrista de sto cazzo!!
un comunista riciclato è sempre un comunista anche se si dichiara "centrista".

e comunque lo sanno tutti che è il partito votato dal popolo degli intoccabili statali, cioè dai parassiti di primo livello.

(btw quelli di secondo livello votano il movimento cinque scorregge)
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>>726594248

poor girl (the okcupid one).

now Germans will think we Italians are shitty cheaters
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>>726591325
i'm beta as fuck
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>>726594168
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>>726593164
Calabrian fag reporting

A cu voi u ndi vindi tu? Vafanculu tu e Salvini
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>>726594473

ti brucia, eh, parassitone?
siete peggio dei siciliani
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>>726594390
yes i am a cheater i fucked a girl this morning actually

i live with another different girl

i also think i got another different girl pregnant last month but i dont talk to her now
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>>726591215
Dove cazzo vivi?
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>>726594741

I lìve in Pòllena Tròcchia, Ìtaly
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>>726593754

>This is not Sinistra Italiana or the newborn Articolo 1

Il PD è sempre stato a maggioranza democristiana, ecco perché all'interno è pieno di renziani.

Movimento Arturo superior commie party
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>>726594839

>triggerato alla grande
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>>726592019
kill it with fire
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asl and how big is your cock?
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>>726594824
azz al solo leggere la città mi è sparito l'orologio
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>>726595081
my cock is 17 cm and i fuck ur dick hole with it u fucking NIGGER BITCH

ITALIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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>>726595081

a measly two-incher, but German girls are already used to that lenght, standard in male germandudes
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>>726595150
LOLLLL
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>>726595195

translates as: "kekkkkk"
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>>726594979
Ma a me me ne frega anche due cazzi sinceramente
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>>726595150
ma che cazz ahahaha
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>>726595267
ti piacciono i cazzi?
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>>726595267

ti piace assai prenderne due alla volta, eh? buongustaio!
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>>726595195
>>726595294

LOLLLL HOW U LIKE DAT U FUCKING CAZZO SHIT EATERS?

DICK HOLE STRETCHED TO OBLIVION CHE CAZZOOO FAAIIIII DIMMI DIMMMII BITCH ASS NEGROIDS

ITALIAAAAAAAAAA
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a regà, io vengo qui perché è l'unico posto dove puoi fare una battuta contro i ricchioni, i negri e i perfidi giudei
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>>726592470
One canton of Switzerland, some villages in Slovenia and Croatia (not many since they mostly got genocided), some old people in Erithrea.
Also some Italian dialects are spoken in Corsica and Nice
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what does italian eat for dinner (evening) - when they are with family its so fucking much..
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The Italian NBA
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>>726595438
o u think so huh BITCH

MANGI BENE LA MERDA tU SCHERZi
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>>726595410
you r an autistic foreign piece of shit that shames their country
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>>726595264
kiiiikkkkk
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>>726595410
CAZZO VUOI PORCODDIO?!?!?!!?!??!?! FOTTUTI CAZZI MANGIATORI DI MERDA RICCHIONI INCULATI DAGLI AFROCINESI EBREI FIGLI DI MUSULMANI DISCENDENTI DI TESTIMONI DI GEOVA BASTARDI!1!!1!!!!!
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>>726595589
dont insult me u fucking bimbo minchia
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>>726595556

zitto, ebreo, che hai pure sprecato un quads!
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I'm American but I have extremely heavy Italian heritage. Family is also quite Italian

I don't give enough shits to read the entire thread, but a plus of being very visually italian is that I get to walk around the italian areas of cities that are fucked and crime filled, and nobody bats an eye. Hell, I even get hat tips sometimes since I don't look like I'm from there.. but I still fit in. It's great.
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>>726595673

Italy is the India of EU
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>>726595661
5556 non è un quads faggotto di merda
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>>726595713
But at least we fuck our cows
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how does this make you feel?
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>>726591215

Why are you all such a bunch of pitiful liars?

Dont you feel ashamed that you have to go to rchan to lie to everyone about being awesome just so you can feel better about yourself?

Because seriously...

You Italians are not even latinos...

You are almost nigger tier
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>>726595722

finocchio, vorrai mica negare che c'è andato alquanto vicino?
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>>726592287
im german, so all of you fucks seem lazy to me.
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>>726595895
oh fuck yes.
I always love my pasta with some ketchup.
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>>726591215
What's the deal with the Italian horn?

I had a bunch of Italian friends and they all had these in their cars, hanging from the rear view mirror.
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>>726591215
How do you feel about Mosullini?
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>>726595989

ewww gross
ketchup is for French chips only
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>>726595921
andarci vicino non vuol dire aver fatto quads porcoddio...sarebbe come dire che mi sono quasi scopato tua madre quando invece le ho proprio deflorato il culo
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«Mussolini è stato un grande statista»

(Gianfranco Fini)
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>>726596073
>deflorato il culo
Anon d'altri tempi <3 ahahah
also REKT
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>>726596195

e parla pure di "mamme", come il tipico ragazzino complessato che a quest'ora ancora non ha finito i compiti
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>>726596208
Una botta gliela darei pure io
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>>726596271

Hai letto bene la didascalia, ricchione certificato dalla ASL?
La botta te la dà lei a te.
Anzi, una raffica di botte.
Con un'UZI.
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>>726596266
Dai su hai torto e te l'ha messo nel culo sulla questione quads, torna a fare i compiti e non rompere i coglioni
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>>726595895
Ketchup and pasta together equals that who is putting ketchup is a faggot with some flavour of autism in it
And if you like it... well... You have some problems too
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>>726596359
non vedo differenza tra chi scopa chi, l'importante è inzuppare. Inoltre l'unico segreto che potrei rivelarle è quanto è puttana tua madre
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>>726596380
samefagging this hard
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>>726596492
Come se avessi voglia di postare lo screen per dimostrare che non sono un samefag
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>>726596484
REKT
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>>726596099
gianfranco è uno dei poster di questo thread?
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>>726596672
Probabile sia quello che sta insultando le mamme di tutti
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>>726591215
Are you automatically attracted to incredibly hairy women or is it an acquired taste?
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Oh ma un po' di figa italica amatoriale?
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>>726597007
>implying i would fuck your mom to give you a superior half italian brother
Nope anon
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>>726596800

si vede che stasera la mammina ha dimenticato di preparargli la merendina con la nutellina

cazzo di budda, avevo un coinquilino di 34 anni che era praticamente un quattordicenne viziato. disordinato, ritardatario, approfittatore, meschino, piccino, presuntuoso.

figlio di un militare in pensione (uno di quei grossi nomi stracarico di soldi), credeva che tutto gli era dovuto, e si era levato lo sfizio di abitare a Roma pensando che i coinquilini fossero i suoi camerieri e servitori.

Per fortuna stavo sbaraccando, era il mio ultimo mese di lavoro a Roma, se fossi rimasto un giorno in più gli avrei fatto un cappotto di legnate epico
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>>726597119
Si ok, ma a noi che cazzo ce ne frega della tua vita?
POSTATE FIGA
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>>726591699
I was in Italy last week, in Florence to be specific. and i can confirm, they are lazy as shit. I have never experienced worse customer service. I almost got in a fight with a waiter because he didn't understand english and all I wanted was a fork and a knife for the shitty pasta i ordered
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>>726597382
>POSTATE FIGA

eccone n'antro che nun l'ha mai vista

p.s.: chiaro che femanon italiane non postano qui manco a cannonate
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>>726597523

e ci credo, sono tutte impegnate a condividere foto di gattini su wuolzapp e feisbuch
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>>726597523
Io sono donna e ho lurkato fino a questo momento. Inb4 col cazzo che posto le tette :)
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>>726591848
leave some water when you drain the spaghetti and put it in the egg-parmisan mixture with the spaghetti. Stir well. It has to look creamy. Also consider using a bit more cheese.
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>>726597619

e chi osa mai chiedertele? quelle due pellecchie flosce e appese, ma per carità!!

>inb4 chi disprezza vuol comprare
ma tanto sono vergine, chissenefrega di tette virtuali
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>>726597804
>e chi osa mai chiedertele? quelle due pellecchie flosce e appese, ma per carità!!

nice try, faggot
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Why can't I find a good olive garden in Italy instead of that fru fru shit?
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>>726598038

what does fru fru mean?
frumento?
frusta?
frugalità?
frocione ricchione culandra?
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Why do you guys let niggers enter europe? Are you all cucks?
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>>726597382
Quest'uomo ha ragione
non si vede mai figa italiana su QuattroCanale
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>>726598159

nope, we obey the international freemansons orders

>>726598241

come se il dire "italiana" la rendesse più attraente... alla stessa maniera con cui prendono foto pornazze da Gogle e ci scrivono "wife" o "sister", e tutti ci cascano
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>>726591215
Why are Italians so racists, I mean in the way that they wont hang out with white people or niggers, sorta like the jews is it a cultural thing ?
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>>726592019
Porcaccio Iddio

Ma mentirei se dicessi che non la proverei
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Why do you keep letting mudslimes in your country to ruin Europe if you're other going to let mafia gangsters murder them?
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>>726598139
I just want some fucking spaghetti and meatballs with ketchup. Also, normal coffee like Starbucks not this tar shit.

You fucking wops have a fucked up idea of food.
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How does it feel. To live in #48 of 53 in the list of happiest countries?
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>>726598309
Il mio sogno è trovare foto di donne/ragazze che conosco
Io sono troppo disadattato per ottenerle da solo
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>>726598661
esatto porcoddio quello è il punto di postare figa italica
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>>726597804
Dillo che ti piacerebbe vederle, eh? Ho postato solo una volta i miei piedi qui su 4chan dato che è pieno di footfags
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>>726591215
Why are pineapples the best pizza topping?
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>>726600027
Nice b8
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>>726591215
204.155.145.200
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>>726598661

se è per questo io ho 49 anni (praticamente l'internet l'ho vista nascere, ho navigato a 9600 baud, roba che voi marmocchi non riuscite neppure a immaginare) e ho sempre sognato di trovarne ma... per quanto zoccole, le italiane non sono troie come le americane.

se trovi qualcosa di italico, è perché qualche "ex" si è vendicato (tipo la tiziana che poi s'è suicidata)
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>>726594741
sardegna
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>>726597487
>When the Maltan goes to Italy for a change
kek
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>>726602671

quanto disti da orgosolo
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>>726591215
Do you wear a mustache?
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>>726601334
lolwut
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>>726603002
193 km circa
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ecco perché le donne odiano pulire i cessi
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>>726603438
is rato kill?
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>>726603438
did he died
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>>726591215
dove vivi ora?
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toc toc !

v'è quarcuno all'interno ?
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>>726598425
ryu vai a casa
>>
where your from
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>>726603002
Ma a Orgosolo avete internet? Ero convinto che avevate solo burricche e ovili.
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>>726598425

porco di dio, muori male
non permetterti di affermare tali oscenità in italiano
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>>726602671
>orgosolo
ah Loel NEVERMIND

qualcuno di roma tho?
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Porco dio?
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>>726605084
sarà in chimica
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>>726591215
What is the average wingspeed of an unladen African swallow

Same question for European if you know it
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>>726605227
about 11 meters per second...... asshole!
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>>726604989
ecco un altro fans di Salvini
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>>726605227
Are you suggesting that coconuts migrate?
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>>726605580
I'm suggesting that coconegros, cocofreemasons and cocommunists migrate
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>orgosolo
Senza internet e ragazze con il monociglio.
Quando venite a cagliari vi riconosciamo da lontano
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>>726606005

>monociglio

>Cagliari capitale della bellezza
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>>726604989
c'è, c'è, deficiente, l'internet c'è
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Salvini vince le elezioni
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>>726606363

speriamo!
è il meno peggio di tutti

io comunque voterò FORZA NUOVA
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non vedo l'ora di comprarmelo
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>>726606897
soprattutto in virtù di quella bella figliuola con i capelli legati
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>>726594473
Cuggi di dove sei
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>orgosolo
Ok ti credo che avete internet, ma non dirmi che avete anche Sky, perché non ti credo
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>>726606363
dio porco
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>>726591215
what country are you from?
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>>726608947
orgosolo
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>>726609053
no which country
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>>726609155
Orgosolo
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>>726609942
which country do you reside in
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>>726610030
don't you know Principate of Orgosolo?
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>>726605433
potassium level must be low
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>>726611506
Ahahhahha
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>>726606363
Quotatissimo
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>>726591371
kek
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>>726591477
When I was I Italy a few years ago, I was on crutches so couldn't hobble that far so I got left at a lot of pizza places and got to try a whole bunch. All of them were awful. Even South Africa has better pizza than italy
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>>726611905
That's not true. You must have shitty taste.
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>>726606897
Che cancro.
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Dvrk Itvly
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>>726611905
let me guess... bad knees anon?
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What is your opinion on Serbia ?
How do Italians see Serbs ?
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>>726591215

Are Italia women really difficult?
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>>726615584
They're not all the same woman. What a retarded question.
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>>726615578
Just another kind of subniggers.
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ADESSO QUESTO THREAD DIVENTA ITALIANO
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>>726615873
>They're not all the same woman.

That doesn't make sense.
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>>726616047
Già lo era diventato
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>>726616163
So you don't.
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>>726591969
how italians feel about this meme?
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>>726615939
bruh ..
well , Serbs like Italy and Italians, we see you as a luckier version of us haha
mostly because of the sterotype armani-ferrari itallians
kek
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>>726616459
I don't know. I use it sometimes is some questions. How should I feel?
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>>726616573
That's not what I actually think of you. I just don't know almost anything about you, like the average Italian. I don't know what to think about you. But usually Italian are kinda racist to foreigners.
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>>726616973
i can't confirm that , honestly, when i was in Rome , Venezia, Verona ,Firenza, Rimini, people were nice . When i say Io sonno della Serbia they seem suprised that i know how to say something in Itallian. They usually ask how are things in Serbia etc.. Even if i dont say anything about me at all ,people are willing to help with almost anything, Italians are really hospitable ^^
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