REPLY TO THIS THREAD AND YOU WILL HAVE A GIRLFRIEND BY TOMORROW
not the same...
plus, you can have both
Hey, I remember this girl.
She looks like the kind that wants to fuck her dad and would be an excellent partner in crime until she ditches you for her true love, another lesbian slav hooker in a skintight black catsuit.
Also, does she have hairy armpits? What am I seeing under there?
I'm so fucking thirsty goddammit!
dont want a girlfriend i want a boyfriend
Rolling so hard right now
fuck if this failed the past 5 times 6th is the charm.
Ironically im beefcake 8/10 could get laid in an hour if i would just go outside.
heck if i ring the bell with the fatty across the street i could get laid.
but every one would see me in the street and she has kids so shame awkward and phobias are holding me back from using her as a slam pig
Thanks for the support OP; but you cannot help me. Nobody can.
>Rolling for a second girlfriend.
>haha, stumpy is kinda cute
>tits are a bit bigger than I like, but
>wow, she went right for the bj!
>haha, got out the lube
>wait, why is she lubing up her stump?
>oh god, she isn't gonna...
just got dumped by my soulmate from a 6 year relationship..
slowly learning she isnt my soulmate..
tomorrow may be the day. I mean, i found my ex when i had given up hope.. rollin.
Can I just get a better one? Mine has been being a bitch lately and doesn't put out as much anymore.
I'll take this one instead
No thanks, OP.
Shit's a waste of time.
A girlfriend isn't a magic totem that solves all your problems. It's a living, farting, thinking, unpredictable NEW set of problems. With an occasional side of sex.
Sex is also not a magic totem that...