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REPLY TO THIS THREAD AND YOU WILL HAVE A GIRLFRIEND BY TOMORROW

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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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REPLY TO THIS THREAD AND YOU WILL HAVE A GIRLFRIEND BY TOMORROW
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Hope springs eternal.
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sweeeeeeet thanks OP
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replying again just to make sure
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Rolling for a gf
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>>725028453
please
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Kill all niggers
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fucking dick bitch. Wish me luck boys.
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lel
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instead of or as well as wife??
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Fuck it.
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Pls
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>>725028453
Please, I hope it works
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da roll
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Do you think so OP? Is that a promise?
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plz
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no i wont
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But why?
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>>725028453
replying
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>>725028453
bullshit, but replying can't hurt i guess
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Finally, after all that time.....
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>>725028453
Why do you lie?
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Don't need one, but world like a qt
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Gif gurl now
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Well nothing else worked
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okay
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>>725028453
You're lying
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>>725029657
because men are supposed to give up everything in order to put their dick in a wet hole
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I'll take 2
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reply
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It's all a lie.
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Even a butterface will do
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>>725028453
Do you promise, OP?
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>>725028453
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>>725028453
Don't need any
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Plz mags
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>>725028453
Already got friend with benefit
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>>725028453
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>>725029935
She is C(o/u)mming tomorrow
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I want grilfend
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>>725028453
I'm still waiting for the one I was promised I'd get today, but why not
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give me gf pls
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>>725028453
thanks op
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>>725028453
sure. ty
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>>725028453
thanks op
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Pls
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>>725028453
Bait
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joaj
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Pls
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Ty
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>>725028453
This one will surely work!
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>>725029990
not the same...
plus, you can have both
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Thanks for the girlfriend i guess
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let's see
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nah
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Pls OP, it didn't work last time i replied and i'm starting to get worried
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>>725028453
let's see. got a date tomorrow, so not unlikely
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>>725028453
toastin
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If only.
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NIEHEFRg
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>>725028453
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>>725028453
ok
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>>725028453
ya les goo
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I hope so
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I don't believe you. But a man can dream
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GF pls
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Will she be into Anal though?
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worth a shot
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Here goes nuthin'. . .
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Yeah right
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>>725028453
Finaly
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I feel horrible for you beta male fluffly snowflake virgin faggots, hope you all get some boyfriends to drill your tight lil fag holes
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>>725028453
maybe
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>>725028453
I wanted to speak with a girl from school tonight.. I guess I'll take this as a luck thing
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>>725028453
hi
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plz
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>>725028453
Ro-replying
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>>725028453
Rolling for a qt
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Why not
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oh god please, im so lonely.
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Replied.
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>>725028453
Hey, I remember this girl.

She looks like the kind that wants to fuck her dad and would be an excellent partner in crime until she ditches you for her true love, another lesbian slav hooker in a skintight black catsuit.

Also, does she have hairy armpits? What am I seeing under there?
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My gosh OP, for real? Thanks!
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Fuck it, what do I have to lose?
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>>725028453
tgg
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tfw no gf
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Pls
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>>725028453
Wiah!
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>>725028453
hihih
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>>725028453
I like to stroke it
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>>725028453
thanks op
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>>725028453
yeah
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ok
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>>725028453
Never seen so many losers....As they say, misery loves company.
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I wish
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>>725028453
this will be fun
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>>725028453
I'm so fucking thirsty goddammit!
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Gf get
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Please work
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Fina-fucking-lly
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k
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>>725028453
shit would be ebin
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>>725028453
But i want to die alone...
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>>725028453
dont want a girlfriend i want a boyfriend
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Ok but my wife won't like it.
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Rolling so hard right now
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>>725028453
please
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Definitely rolling for tomorrow to happen.
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heyyyyy im depressed
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safe
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K
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>>725028453
I'd like to smack that cigarette out of her whore mouth and wipe that smug look off her face.
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>>725028453
Plase
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reply
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Kikes
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>>725028453
Fake
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>>725028453
It's never worked before but fuck i am desperate
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Ty op
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Fuck it
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Ok
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>a btard sits on 4Chan
>visibly, he is shaken
>is he made of b
>or is b made of he
>he screams
>for he does not know

Rolling for a second girlfriend.
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>>725028453
I have lost all hope.
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I'm pathetic
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oh well
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>>725028453
i really have no hope on this earth
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Reply
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>>725029777
>checkem
That still a thing?
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that girl would be much cuter without the cig.
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>>725028453
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>>725028453
I have a Date tomorrow. We share the same values. Would be nice if she would become my girlfriend.
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:(
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>>725028453
I dont believe you
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Tomorrow you say, great I'll take eight
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>>725028453
Fingers crossed for slightly autist gf bae
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>>725028453
Sunday
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I'm pretty sure this doesn't work.

But seeing as I'm already taking my secret crush out for her birthday tomorrow....
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Okay
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Niggers
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>>725028453
OP pls
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>>725028453
fuck if this failed the past 5 times 6th is the charm.

Ironically im beefcake 8/10 could get laid in an hour if i would just go outside.

heck if i ring the bell with the fatty across the street i could get laid.

but every one would see me in the street and she has kids so shame awkward and phobias are holding me back from using her as a slam pig
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Ok
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>>725028453

Last time I did this it worked, but ended lasting a week and me catching an STD.

Still, let's see if the magic works better this time. Dubs for a threesome, trips for a 10.
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>>725029990
She is playing you and 4 other guys.
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Thanks for the support OP; but you cannot help me. Nobody can.
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Wow!
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why not?
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Time to test the mythic powers of /b/
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Rolland 4 good luck on this tinder meetup
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Replying
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Bitch nigga
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>>725031986
>Rolling for a second girlfriend.
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replying
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>>725028453
Just want someone to talk too
I probably couldn't handle feeling like someone might actually love me
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>>725028453
Fuck off faggot
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Bull.
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>>725028453
if you say so
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>>725028453
meh, why the fuck not...
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repletaxi
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>>725028453
ok
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This is it!
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>>725028453
There you go
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i trust you dood
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k ty
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Replying
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cool
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>>725028453
I have no Gf good night
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>>725028453
Bullshit
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>>725032795
Keep that gf-less btard stereotype going pal-o
Thanks for the bullshit meter though
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i want a thicc one
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>>725028453
ok
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>>725028453
I like those odds
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>>725028453
i will
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>>725028453
>>
>>725028453

Only if it's my lesbian co-worker. ;-)
And my wife can't find out.
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>>725028453
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try me
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I'll bite
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>>725028453
blurp
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Nothing to lose
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so,
now I'm waiting...
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lets hope for it
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aight
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>>725028453
chuj
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>>725028453
ok
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>>725028453
Whatever
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Why not
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Please.
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>>725028453
get
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Wonder what would my wife say about that :)
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i like slowpokes
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>>725032212

Am I the only one who thinks their sister getting
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>>725033490
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Awesomeness
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>>725028453
REPLIED AND WAITING
>>
You severely underestimate how unlikable I am.
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I'm a faggot but let's go lol
>>
>>725028453
I have a waifu for lifu, no need for grill
>>
Plsss
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Yeah sure
>>
Nothing to lose
>>
>>725028453
Lets try
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>>725028453
>plot twist
we all get traps as gf's.
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>>725028453
I trust this more than god
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whomst'dve'ly
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>>725033678
This guy gets it.
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this will surely work
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>>725028453
thx
>>
Pls
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>>725033490

>haha, stumpy is kinda cute
>tits are a bit bigger than I like, but
>wow, she went right for the bj!
>haha, got out the lube
>wait, why is she lubing up her stump?
>oh god, she isn't gonna...

[Close]

:-|
>>
FINALLY
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>>725028453
just got dumped by my soulmate from a 6 year relationship..

slowly learning she isnt my soulmate..

tomorrow may be the day. I mean, i found my ex when i had given up hope.. rollin.
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thnx OP
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>>725028453
Fuck you op
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>>725033787

No. Thread specified gf, not bf.
gg tho.
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Okay lol
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>>725028453
yes pls
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Great!
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>>725028453
I could have a girlfriend by lunch if I lower my standards and start dating some fat pig with a crop of bastards pulling at her skirt.
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I surely fucking hope so
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>>725028453
>>
>>725028453
i hope so too
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Reply posted
>>
ty
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>>725028453
test
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>>725028453
Fuck you, i don't want one.
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i wish..
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>>725028453
>>
pls
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>>725028453
LOL as if
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Bs
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c'mon
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>>725028453
>>
>>725028453
sex
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worth the try :(
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>>725028453
I don't believe you.
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ok
>>
>>725028453
plz let it be true
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>>725029990
Why you are so witty.
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Why not?
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>>725028453
By my digits I make this thread manifest!
>>
Reply
>>
Just to be safe
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>>725028453
pls
>>
QT GET
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I wish this come true
Sadness.jpg
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might as well go for it
#nothingToLose
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why not
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Can I just get a better one? Mine has been being a bitch lately and doesn't put out as much anymore.

I'll take this one instead
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>>725028453
i'm desperate toooooo
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Tryin
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>>725028453

let it be
>>
>>725028453
Ok instagram user
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>>725028453
yes
>>
it's been three years w/o
hope this works.
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me too plx
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gimme a gf plz
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>>725028453
ok thanks
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K
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Sweet, dude
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Ehhdsxvv
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>>725028453
>someone posts immunity cat
>nobody in this thread gets a gf
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nice, ill have a place to put MUH DICK then.
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>>725028453
okay
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>>725028453
nah
>>
wlowlowlwolwololol
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>>725031129
kek
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>>725028453
Pls
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Already have a gf, so eat shit op
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worth a shot
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no way
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pls
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Julia?
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>>725034632
this thread is for sad virgin that never had a girlfriend... gtfo and kys
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>>725035428
>>
>>725028453
Pls
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prefer ONS
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>>725028453
thanks OP!
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No thanks, OP.
Shit's a waste of time.
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>>725028453
Oh geez plz
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Ty
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>>725028453
plz
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>>725033199
liar, nobody on /b/ will ever get a gf, or friends, or a life, you attention whore, kys and get a life, oh wait, you're a /b/tard so you can't get one
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>>725028453
A girlfriend isn't a magic totem that solves all your problems. It's a living, farting, thinking, unpredictable NEW set of problems. With an occasional side of sex.

Sex is also not a magic totem that...
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>read neechy
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Fucking please
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>>725028453
Pls gib gf
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bullshit
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>>725028453
yeas
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>>725035915
I can smell the newfag on you
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>>725036042
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>>725036084
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Rolling for a girl with big titties.
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Roll dubs for gf
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I mean, I could use a better one.
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>>725028453
WHY NOT REPLY THEN HUE
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