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Why do people buy this piece of shit?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cb-srOfRqNc
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>>725009737
Because most consumers are just mindless twits who will buy whatever scrap of plastic Nintendo release from the festering junkyard that is their ideas.
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A console launch with defective hardware? That's never happened before.
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>>725009737
>New hardware
>New software
>being surprised when it does not work
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>>725010051
>>725009737

My friend bought it just to play the new zelda game, i think its stupid spend like 470 $ just to play 1 game
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>>725009737
Or, y'know, they just want to play the new Zelda.
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>>725010222

You'll get employed someday.
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>>725010222
Checked
Tons of people bought a Bloodborne machine
Why not a Zelda machine?
To be true though Bloodborne is god tier
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>>725009737
I fuckin knew it would be this vid lmao
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>>725009737
Every single console has had problems at launch.
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>>725009737
Zelda
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Kek Shitendo was dead and buried after the snes
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>>725010430

Fuck Bloodborne. I got passed the first street you start on and then ran into some giant werewolves. I fucking quit after that.
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Mario and Link are shouldering way to much weight, no way they carry a loner confirmation device like this.
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>>725011089
(foryou)
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>>725011089
Go back play Cuck Souls on your FailStation 4
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>>725009737
Guarantee at least 80% who have purchased this wanna play the new Zelda.
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>>725010350
zez
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>>725011461
git gud scrub
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>>725011731
I refuse to get the boomerang, bow, and hookshot again.
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>>725010222
just wait a few more days and the pc emu will be fine..
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>>725010051
so are you enjoying your Switch ?
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>>725011617
You mean any game for free on my PC?

Go play on your tablet weebo.
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Nintendo Hybrid Device and PC together give you the most functionality and highest number of exclusives. If you had to get a console why wouldn't you, Nintendo makes quality games (usually). Rather that than an Xbox or PS4
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>>725012103
Except I don't like my games looking like it's 2007
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>>725012016
Gah! You think I can afford one?
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>>725010222
Let me tell you about a little thing called Star Citizen
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>>725011089
Haha my sides..

>shitendo
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>>725012211
Let me tell you about emulation
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>>725009737
They put the USB charging cable... On the bottom of the unit...
I feel bad for the buyers honestly, I just found that funny.
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I put my wristband on backwards and no my bleeding edge controllers are fucked :^(
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>>725011762
Oh god no
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>>725010188
sure its not uncommon for this to happen but the design flaws are massive.

the fact your dock WILL scratch your screen is just retarded
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>>725009737
Might aswell since I already have all the other consoles and upped my pc few months ago.

Wouldn't buy Switch if the money was tight though.
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I don't know, it just seems to be the best console of it's generation; perhaps of all time.
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>>725010430
except the people that bought a console for bloodborne got a console with plenty of games now.

Switch will have mario, zelda, smashbros, mario, zelda, smashbros, mario, zelda, smashbros, mario, zelda, smashbros, mario, zelda, smashbros, mario, zelda, smashbros until nintendo shits out the next gimmick box
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Haha fucking pussy ass man children wanna play the new link so bad they now they paid $400 on a piece of shit console. Nintendo has the most pussified fan base
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>>725011461
What the other guy said
>>725012552
True lad
If a Super Mario galaxy 3 comes out for it though I'd happily give them my hard earned money
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>owns pokemon
>locking it to own shitty handheld
>not making a sandbox mobile pkmn rpg
>not raking in trillions
They're just your typical nip businessmen.
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>>725012625

It's $300 actually.
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>>725012103
nintendo makes a console, releases 3 games for it that are overhyped trash then shits out another gimmick box with the same 3 games with a new sub title.
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>>725012552
The whole argument over repeating the same formula is stupid though. It's not like Nintendo tries to lie about games not being repeats of the previous. You know exactly what you get when you buy a Mario or LoZ title. Compare that to some other franchises that started awesome and are now getting worse becayse they try to change the formula, like Final Fantasy.
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Instead of improving the popular wii they instead experiment with stupid gimmicks and know they can sell it by putting out a link game and pussies will buy it no matter what
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>>725012884
You can buy it on Wii U.
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>mfw BoTW was finished a year ago
>launch it now so faggots will buy another underwhelming gimmick system.
How to milk your fanbase since '86
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>>725012625
Nah, bought it on Wii U. Switch having "better" graphics is wasted in BotW since it uses cellshading.
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>>725012961
exactly.

makes me lol seeing all these idiots paying 500$ for 1 game
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>>725013021

It would be $360 dollars total, actually.
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>>725010248
you can play on wii u. thats what im doing.
but i guess i will buy the switch at some point.

hardware defects on consoles always suck.
i hope they sort it out soon.
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>>725013021
Except 500$ is nothing. You spend that much in one weekend clubbing.
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>>725011617
>weebo
>tablet
I play on pc, you mongoloid.
And anime are degenerate. Faggot.
>for free on my pc
Stop right there criminal scum.
Still, I'm pretty sure you stopped playing on consoles few times ago, and you are one of those fps players who thinks to be a pro by playing cucksouls saying "omg look at me, I'm pro because i play hard games xd"
Kill yourself.
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>>725013021
you sure it makes you lol or are you jealous you can't afford to blow $500? I think it's the latter. Get a decent job and you can do the same.
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>>725013136
>normie clubber degenerate
>spends an average salary in a club
>owns a switch
The jokes write themselves

>inb4 poorfag
No, just good at compartmentalizing finances.
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I cancelled my pre order. I think this POS is going to start having issues similar to the ROD. It's a fucking handheld with passive cooling FFS.
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>>725013136
Are you kidding? Then these 30+yr old basement dwelling twiggy armed skinny jean autist faggots might actually get laid. Would rather pitch a fit that they spent $500 on a link game and their controllers don't work
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I see a lot of people saying "Just buy it on Wii U, why buy the Switch for Zelda?"

Because the Wii U isn't getting any new games aside from eShop titles whereas the Switch is getting all the new games down the line.

I don't see how hard it is to understand that.
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>>725013170
I think you meant this
>>725012092
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>>725013170
Never played an fps in my life bar idsoft and valve
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>>725013250
pretty sure it has active cooling.
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>>725009737
Why nintendo went with another piece of shit tablet AGAIN will nnever make sense. And why a single person bought another piece of shit tablet antiquated by a decade will never make any sense. I mean I'm stil waiting for an actual lineup of God games for the wii u. I swear to god they just ported a bunch of games to run on the tablet. They nwed to just focus on their handhelds an come up with a new portable in place of the ds. I mean the new 3ds with the c stick made no sense. Im pretty sure xenoblade was the only game to use it. And dont give me that "oh but switch is a portable handheld" bull shit. If they cant come up with something new then they just need to die. Its obvious theyve given up on producing good games as theyre trying to cone up with these stupid ui's. I mean loook at sony. From ps to now the system is unchanged. the wii was nintendos biggest mistake. Sure they sold a lot, but that was when they died. I fucking hate what nintendo has become.
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>>725013194
i can blow $500 no problem i just dont support shitendo
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>>725009737
I haven't kept up with newest console releases.

Is this real?
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>>725013365
it does
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>>725010776
Yeah but when the tech is that shitty and out of date the release should be fucking flowlesd
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>>725013506
100% real
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>>725013247
>500
>average salary
Average salary is 3600/month with college or uni diploma here. Why didn't you finish your schools and get a job anon?

>compartmentalizing finances
Surplus can and should be used on services/products. Sitting on money is useless.
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>>725013365
You're right. Don't know how I missed that.

I still think it will brick out though. Plus those frame rate issues while docked.
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>>725013611
tech is only half the problem with the Switch.

the design flaws, now thats just inexcusable.
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>>725013618
Holy fuck, are you fucking kidding me.

There's a slot on the fucking console to put your handheld in that can potentially scratch your screen?
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>>725013721
They should rename this to Nintendo Twitch.
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>>725013721
Not kidding, it can scratch your screen.
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>>725013790
They should rename it Nintendo Ditch (where it belongs and what their consumes will do when it has no games)
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>>725013645
>we all live under a single socioeconomic rule
You must be American
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>>725013790
Oh my fucking hell...

I can't even begin to describe how poorly this was designed:

>USB charging port on the bottom, so you can't use table top stand.
>The clips can be put in upside down by accident and you'll have to use a tool to remove it.
>Crashing... Endless crashing and freezing.
>Some freezing that causes loud ass noise that almost causes hearing damage.
>Games not loading when it's in the fucking slot.

Oh my god.

I literally had to go... "Oh my god."

Like, I guess Nintendo was due for a major fuckup.

Back in the day it was Sony who fucked up:

>Getting accounts hacked.
>PS3s overheating.

And Apple:

>Phones fucking snapping in half if you put them in your pocket.
>Phone reception dying by touching both antennas.

I guess it was Nintendo's time again. They hadn't really had a big failure since Virtual Boy.
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>>725013170
being this mad should be illegal, we know you are sad for wasting money on a fucking shitty copy of an ipad that only plays games that look like they are from 2006.


also
pc>console
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>>725014099
Fuck. I'm going to /v/

That place must be blowing up after this.
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>>725013987
If your local economy is poorer then why the fuck are you even debating buying foreign and expensive products?
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>>725014263
>I never implied I earn the average
>nor do I buy garbage
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>>725010051
>t. someone who's parent's couldn't get them a wii for their birthday
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I think it is kind of weird in today's day and age with all kinds of genders playing games that Zelda is not a girl. Or at least a choice.
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>>725010222
Your friend is a moron. The new Zelda also came out on the Wii U. Could have bought a used Wii U for much cheaper than the Switch.
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>>725014099
Ps3's overheating? i had a launch day console and it only just died 2 months ago.
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>>725010192
>Old tried and true hardware
>New software
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>>725014380
the game has a story and it wouldnt make any sense playing as zelda.
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>>725011089
n 64 had a few bomb games though. mario kart 64, super mario 64, both zeldas, donkey kong, goldeneye, 1080 snowboarding, rogue squadron and smash brs were all great games.
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>>725014369
>greentexting your own antics
Aaaaand you're a newfag even. We're done here. Finish that school kiddo. Then you can buy all the useful and the useless and never worry about money.
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>>725014568
But the system itself was underpowered and badly designed

The dreamcast for example was nearly PS2-tier well before that gen but bombed.
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>>725014508
Inb4 arguments over whether LoZ story is good or not.
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>>725014568
Goldeneye was fuckin awful dude what are you saying
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>>725014606
>calls me kiddo
>goes clubbing
Okay.
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>>725009737
If they bought the shit that was Wii U of course they will buy this shit too
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>>725014662
fight ganon again for the 40th time

whoopdie dooo
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>>725014689
campaign was shit, but multiplayer was great. Of course if you had no friends ......
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>>725014568
Me and you like the same games...
But everyone I know likes 1 half of those or the other
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>>725015162
I played Syphon Filter 2 instead.
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Hory Shet!
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>>725012399
It will only scratch it if you're retarded enough to not slide it down properly. You're not retarded enough to do that, are you?

There's plenty of legitimate criticism against the Switch (only 1 decent launch game, a game that's already available for the WiiU, terrible graphics, joycon connectivity problems, actual hardware failure, etc) that you don't need to may-may about the supposed scratching problem.
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>>725009737
because they have both the will and the money
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>>725015840

It has already been proven that safely placing the switch in the dock can scratch it. Plastic on plastic is bad no matter how safe you are.

You're not retarded enough to understand that are you?

It's a piece of shit that is only worth buying because of glitchy Zelder. Get over it fanboy.
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>>725016004
>It has already been proven that safely placing the switch in the dock can scratch it. Plastic on plastic is bad no matter how safe you are.
by retards who doesn't put it in correctly then complain about their screen getting scratched. Literal autism behavior.

>It's a piece of shit that is only worth buying because of glitchy Zelder.
>only worth buying because of glitchy Zelder

So you think it's worth buying the Zelda game on the Switch when it's been out on another console (an actual working console) and you call me a fanboy?
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>>725016181
>by retards that can't even industrial design
FTFY
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>>725013267
>I go to clubs to get laid
Woah slow down there speed racer, you might drop a few of your stds
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>>725012515
Nah. PS2 was and still is.
Had a library of kickass games, solid design, and had massive potential, the last few games PS2 came out with FF12, Gran Turismo 4, etc had some unreal graphics pushing the system to it's fullest potential. Shame more games didn't do that.

Plus you could basically use it as PS1 with old controllers and everything...
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>>725017191
I agree.

But PS1 is my brick. <3
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>>725013645
>Surplus can and should be used on services/products.
The ultimate victory for capitalism, enjoy your various products anon.
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>>725013170
I couldn't agree more

Fucking faggots on cucksouls ruining everything. "Oh look at me I'm an anime warrior! I'm going to shove my 10 foot long katana into your asshole then tip my fedora. lol kiddo you never stood a chance RAWR xD praise the sun"

I play on xbox and when I see the bullshit people post on the clubs I want to vomit, it couldn't be worse.
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>>725017367
>cucksouls
>Breath of the wild is a dark souls clone for kids
>GAME OVER
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I don't ever buy a console at launch.
Mostly because of frugality, but also because it's usually best to wait until an improved and often less expensive version is released.
I appreciate all of the people who do buy the first versions though, without them, companies would never have the incentive to produce anything else.
As an example, I only got a Wii U in late 2015, and only because I really wanted to try Super Smash Brothers.
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This shit is basically a ds and PSP mesh together..
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>>725017440
I have no clue about what Breath of the Wild is

The only thing I know is I'm tired of normie faggots picking up my games and normifying them. Halo 5 could have been better but now we have these sweaty COD players coming in because it has a pro league. I wish COD was still good it kept all the cess pool of cancer contained.
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>>725017705
But CoD was never good, anon.
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>>725009737
I'm not poor like you. This new Zelda is addictive as fuck too.
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>>725017760
Well in there eyes is what I mean anon.

Then they would still be there just being faggots as usual.
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Vita
>ps3 portable
>best d pad ever made
>amazing hardware
>dies
Switch
>glorified 3ds
>controllers that emulate ball fondling
>the wrist strap makes it break
>sub par internals
>best thing since sliced bread
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>>725009737
>Why do people buy this piece of shit?
because when they bought it there were no reviews and no videos demonstrating the problems on youtube
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>>725012552
So literally you're saying it's ok if sony ponies do it.

You're such a fucking fanboy.
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>>725017840
>poor
>PC player
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>>725017880
I've never had a single problem so I don't give a shit about some youtube video
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>>725017927
>salty since N64
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>>725017979
How do you know someone's a pcuck?

Don't worry they'll tell you.
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Anons how do you enjoy playing on PC. Every time I try it just feels lonely. How do you find people to play with, not like matchmaking but like a friend's list of some sort?
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>>725018042
Wtf are you even trying to say? That doesn't even make sense. Keep projecting.
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>>725018063
How do you know someone's a nintendo fan?

>they suck dicks
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>>725018063
>PC owner
>cuck
Jesus christ dude, at least try.
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>>725018127
can confirm

My gay sort of step brother is gay and autistic, he's in college.

I'm not joking either.
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>>725018124
He was implying that Nintendo didn't make a good product since the SNES.

N64
>revolutionary 3d gfx
>games take as much space as a ps1 loading screen

GC
>Hey guys it has a handle

Wii
>low hanging fruit

Wii U
>dead since launch

Switch
>hey guise it's a tablet
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>>725009737
>it's broken
>uses the one video of a switch breaking that's been circulating around since its release.

yeah a single fault does not a crappy console make.
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>>725009737
Because one of their selling points is the fact that it will be able to play Skyrim in 2017. A feat that a refrigerator can pull off.
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>>725018355
>one video
>single fault
>12 minute clip of dozens of users showcasing software and hardware failure at launch
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>>725010188
seems like it's more than that. looks like nintendo has zero quality control and have been cutting corners everywhere. also their attitude is messed up, calling dead pixels normal.

crap like this might fly in asia but westerners are used with quality when the price is up there. nintendo knew they needed to make people fall in love with them again with this console, i dont know what they were thinking here
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>>725018641
It only seems that way to you because you have a negative bias.
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>>725011731
Or just the music
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>>725018694
As opposed to what? Which redeeming feature would skew my opinion the other way?
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>>725018015
good for you, buy a lottery ticket mate
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>>725018694
>negative bias
not sure what you mean but if you think im an xbox/playstation fan think again. last xbox i owned was xbox one (not xbone) and last playstation was playstation 3. last nintendo console was gamecube. im off the console train so i dont have a bias.
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So are we all gonna ignore the fact that they don't give a shit about dead pixels ?

>2017
> Dead pixels are a normal characteristic of LCD screens
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>>725018911
we arent ignoring it
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I'm good, thanks.
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>>725018952
My nigga. I love Australia.
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>>725018889
Yes you do if you're playing on pc. No one suggested console bias but you clearly have an axe to grind. We all see it.
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>>725019018
>having a negative opinion on something based on objective facts must mean you're biased.
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I'd rather spend that money on a Ryzen or a 1080Ti
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>>725018461
can i show my montage of switches working at launch? oh wait i can't because no one films their console if its functional.
this guy trawled the internet to find all of these malfunctions
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>>725019264
>doesn't bother checking his channel out
>he rips on every game console for good reason
>Switch by far worst offender
>NOT FAIR HE'S ANTI NINTENDO SHILL THOSE VIDEOS ARE MADE UP
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>>725019018
christ man, i own a pc but i dont really game anymore. it doesnt take a genius or a hardcore gamer to write >>725018641, my grandmother could see that nintendo have done goofed
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>>725010051
I want to fuck Kobayashi!
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Works great.
No problems here.
No scratches on the console, been sliding that bad boy in and out of the dock a lot.
No hardware failures.
No graphic glitches.
The controllers works great even at a distance.
Zelda is really fun and engaging.
High quality games and more coming.
Long battery life.
Lots of fun playing with friends.

I rate it maybe 9/11 because of price.
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>>725009737
I think the glitches are awesome. People pay good money on drugs to see and hear shit like that.
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>>725019516
>long battery life
>2h
Not ripping on anything but come on man.
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>>725019615
It is close to infinite if you have the USB cable in or have it in the dock.
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>>725019516
Other than Nintendo makes games for kids. My 6 and 4 year old nephews play Nintendo, I remember playing it as a kid (the nes). It was fun. I wouldn't let someone pay me to take a Gaytendo Gitch now.
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>>725019740
>I 'member...
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>>725019740
It's OK.
No need to be upset. Why are you so interested in a thread about something you don't care about?
Sounds to me like you can't afford one and is therefor projecting all these feelings.
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>>725012740
It's actually 470
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>>725013170
Someone couldn't beat dark souls lol faggot.
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>>725018694
Anon, dead pixels are a natural occurrence, but they should not occur this soon in the life of the Switch, or any product that has only been out a week.
The fact that they have a page addressing dead pixels already from various complaints and just passing it off as "normal" does not look good.
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>>725009737
because it will feature battletoads 3
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>>725020171
No one asked you how it looks. No ones forcing you to buy it. Relax.
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>>725020201
A series that was never good but infamous for having broken levels
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Typical nintendo response

>it just launched
>this is normal
>nobody asked you
>because you're poor
>mine's fine
>it's the retard customers' fault
>ps4/xbone/pc sucks
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>>725013446
The switch is basically a beefier Nvidia shield, it's not old tech. They went with the tablet because the best thing about Wii u is the fucking controller. Plus their handheld market is the gold standard. Instead of bitching at nintendo over hardware, how about bitching at them for not making games for their hardware. People only buy nintendo shit to play nintendo games, and Wii u has almost none.
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>>725018952

I literally keep this thing around for Kingdom Hearts xD
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>>725020559
I do for MGS2-3 and the GTA Stories games; among other exclusives.
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>>725019926
Yeah, you caught me. I think it's gay because I can't afford one. Good call.
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>>725020271
>No one asked you how it looks
No one had to for me to throw out my two cents on a public forum.
>No ones forcing you to buy it
Never said they were.
>Calling others biased and saying they have an axe to grind for nothing more than pointing out terrible business moves
You are also biased here. We all see it.
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>>725014645
What was underpowered about N64? It's CPU was 3x faster than PS1, more ram than PS1 especially with ram expansion and it handled textures 100x better than PS1. Other than sound and media format the N64 was much more powerful.
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>>725020378
Right on the money.
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>>725020819
The games were. I had both systems as a kid and sold the N64 soon after.
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>>725009737
>look guys it's a GameCube controller except heavily pregnant
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I plan to play LoZ:BotW (WiiU version) on CEMU
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>>725020882
Oh so your personal preference means it's underpowered? Well it must be true. Maybe bitch about the terrible controller, but not it being underpowered because that's bullshit. No offense but PS1 maybe had more games, but it's a system loaded with shovelware and alot of their great titles don't hold up as well now. N64 titles have aged way better. Except Goldeneye that shit is unplayable now.
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>>725021221
Kek wut?
CTR > Mario Kart
Spyro/Crash > Mario/Banjo
FFIX > OoT

I would have added more but I just listed the entire N64 library.
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>>725012316
Ok this is less of a design flaw and more of a design limitation imo. Think about it. Where else are they supposed to put it? When you dock the thing it is easiest to put it in vertical and right side up. They could have put it on the top but that would confuse people at first when docking it. What sense does it make to flip something over to dock it?
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>1999 + 18
>still buying Nintendo products

Holy shit are you guys literally retarded?

Nintendo stopped making good shit a full fucking 2 decades ago.

Most of you fruitts were still on moms tits when Nintendo stopped being good.

This whole "we thought Switch would b gud" memebis an elaborate hoax right? Its just a gag right?
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>>725021676
I want to throatfuck that girl
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>>725021498
CTR isn't even close to Mario Kart64
Spyro over Mario? Lolwut
Crash bandicoot over anything? Topkek
FF7 is equal to Ocarina, but FF8 sucked and Majora is top tier
>you are the ultimate phanboi
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>>725013790
Or nintendo Screech, listen to the sound emitted when freezing/bugging.
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>>725009737
Why buy first units?
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>>725020275
battletoads 3 will fix all of this. I know people are critical of DICE taking over the franchise but I am pretty hyped.
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>>725021772
CTR was the best kart racer ever made bar none
Mario 64 was a repetitive shit tier game
FF7 is for faggots, 8 even moreso, and your knowledge of roman numerals is as good as nintendo is at making consoles.
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Buying this shit when there are emulators
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>>725022028
>Emulating this shit before there are buyers
good luck
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I'm enjoying zelda, could be the last game I ever play on the switch, don't really give a shit either way
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>>725021891
FF9 had better gameplay with worse story, FF7 was great story all cinema and FF8 just plain shit. If FF9 was so great why aren't there 57 sequels and spinoffs like 7? Honestly all three are garbage next to FF6. I understand Roman numerals fine. Calling Mario repetitive and Spyro not repetitive is autistic. How come nobody is clamoring for CTR sequels? Basically your opinion on games is "I only like games that companies completely ape ideas from other games" you are the ultimate game cuckold, you can only enjoy something when it's been used by someone else.
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>>725022372
FF7 is only as popular because it was a system seller. 9 had a straightforward story instead of a clusterfuck and gameplay is nigh identical. 9 was the series creator favourite.
CTR had 2 sequels; but not by Naughty Dog as they sold the IP.
Spyro 3 had multiple game modes and characters.

Fucks sake, ask /v/.
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>>725009737
>new Zelda and probably a remake
>new Mario 2D & 3D
>Mariokart remake and maybe a new one
There you go
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>>725022739
That's why I got it. Add to that the lego games which my wife and I play together. Also I can now carry my console around with me so I can play at work when there is slow times or lunch.
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FF7 was just the starter title for a whole generation, thats all there is to the glorification. And all those omg-7-is-the-holy-grail faggots werent satisfied with 8 then, which was still way better with an even more complex story. 9 was still good, 10 being praised as the second holy grail is just the same story as for 7. hands down, 6 was best by far
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>>725022532
The series creator loves it so it's my favorite too and the best one?
>what am I reading?
They sold the Crash IP, so the shit tier sequels aren't my fault.
>who would sell the best kart IP?
Spyro 3? Spyro fucking 3? Spyro is a direct ripoff of Mario64 and you are repping, not the second Spyro, but the 3rd iteration of a ripoff franchise?
>you are the cleanup man in a creampie gangbang.
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>>725023052
Let me flip the script a bit anon.
>I'm sorry ur parents were too poor to get you a PS1

>here we gooo
>yahoo
>wohoo
>ahahahaaa
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it hasn't even been a week and already here i am with a witch emu playing zelda for free,
And its def not worth it, the games is so bland and boring
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>>725023156
Switch*
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>>725022739
To keep the Nintendo R34 content viable. Also Zelda, Mario and Pokemon.
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>>725023156
There's an emu already?
Link? I wanna try Zelda Souls on a consistent framerate.
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>>725009737
Why do people buy this piece of shit?
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>>725023121
I had Saturn, PS1 and N64. Sorry you were so poor you had to sell one to get the other. I actually didn't buy my N64 at release, I waited awhile out of skepticism. I actually owned 3 PS1's, because of the high quality of the hardware.
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>>725023156
>>725023224
It's not even close to playable yet.
The physics is all fucked up and the frame rate is shit.
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>>725023341
Nice dmg control
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>>725023338
The Xbox 360 is a good console you shitstain, you're supposed to make fun of the Xbox One.
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>>725023121
>flip
>PS1
Yes, that was indeed a thing you needed to do to keep it working after the laser inevitably failed.
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>>725023456
The ones that worked were quite great indeed.
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>>725013645

Dumbest post I have read in months. You are economically illiterate.
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>>725023456
I can't make fun of Xbox one in terms of hardware failure, it have a magnificent track record of 100% of functional units, all five of em.
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>>725023121
Why don't you at least rep the games that are actually good on PS1? Maybe argue Twisted Metal 1 or 2 over Mario Kart, I could agree with that. Maybe argue one of the great RPG's on PS1 like Suikoden, Xenogears or wildarms instead of overhyped FF shit. Maybe a good platformer like klonoa or Heart of darkness. Your love of crash and Spyro proves you were a babbi gaymer, you don't even know the good games for your favorite system.
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>>725009737
>Hardware issues at console launch

Wow, that sure is new. It's not like that has happened to every console since forever
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>>725022532
Nah, materia system was the shit, FF7 was a really great game with plenty of things to do/search for.
The golden era of rpg when you didn't have a fucking blinking dot to tell you where you have to go, without button mashing retardation.
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>>725016181

"You're not holding it right."

Thanks Apple, I mean Nintendo, rep.
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sega saturn had a crazy durable cd drive, mine still works fine even after years of playing burned cd-r games
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>>725013835

my 92 dollar 11 inch android rca maven tablet came with a plastic screen cover. IT gets buff marks when i slip it into the magnetic keyboard as it's a 2-in-1 tablet but the cover can be replaced.

this bullshit doesn't come with a COVER that they could sell you on the side for 8 bucks and 3 bucks shipping?
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>>725023574
Literally never had that happen. It must have fell at least 50 times.

I went through 3 2s though.
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>>725009737
they want to play the new zelda probably
i do too but not buying this garbage for just one game, too poor for that
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>>725023856
You probably got a third revision up.
Its just the 1001 and 1002 that have shitty lasers.
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>>725023740
Twisted metal = shite
WeebPG = shite
Klonoa = kek 2d
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>>725023855

i mean, the maven pro comes with a "screen protector" adhesive sheet stuck to it perfectly. you can get replacements for 2 bucks with shipping but nintendo DIDN'T add them to this piece of shit so they could sell you overpriced custom replacements? damn they're stupid.
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>>725023856
i suspect a lot of the hardware failures were due to retards doing the disc swap thing while the game was still moving
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>>725017705
Nice to see someone who shares the same sentiment
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>>725023856
I read somewhere once the average person owned 1.4 PS1's. Sony always loved to claim how it sold more than any other device in history, but people had to replace bad units at an astounding rate. The software attach numbers don't match system sales. It's literally the most out of wack sales numbers ever.
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>>725018063

>person uses multifunctional machine, customizable, upgradeable
> you buy shitty expensive console for a single kids game that's a poor clone

Who's the cuck again shitbird?
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syphon filter series was underrated on ps1, i enjoyed them way more than MGS. series went to shit on ps2/psp though
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>>725024034
Nah, was due heat and plastic not playing along well.
But as i said, only the 1001 and 1002 units.
You know, the ones that were sold before PS1 was any popular.

But on the other hand, those devices have a much better audio amplifier than the ones released later by sony, at a point audiophiles hunt down those boxes.
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>>725020378
Exactly.
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i've only bought one console at launch and it was the PS2 when i was 14
i had saved up for a year to buy it, and had enough money around the time of my 14th birthday so i got one the same day
the biggest concern i had was that the DVD player wouldn't work (there were reports of it not working on some of the early PS2s)
i tested it and it worked fine
console still works fine to this day

all this hassle with the switch is incredible. i've never seen so many design oversights and hardware problems so early on
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>>725014381
but then he doesn't get to play the toally NEW AND NEVER SEEN BEFORE MARIO GAMES
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>>725024125
this makes sense, because the saturn drive had a metal chassis and still chugs along today
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>>725023947
Twisted Metal 2
>possibly the greatest PS1 game
WeebPG
> that's like your opinion man
Klonoa
>possibly the most underrated PS1 game
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i'm sick and tired of this plastic piece of shit. my boyfriend got one, and it turned him into a neet who stays up until ~6am playing fucking zelda of all things
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>>725023734
My only one has so many randomly occuring problems I've nearly smashed it. And I prefer to play on Xbox.
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>>725009737
I actually got to hold one the other day and have a quick go on Zelda.

I gotta say, this is my dream device other than one thing... I can't stand Console OS'... I prefer Android or Windows - the fact that the Switch has an android tablets internals, It would be ace to have it working with android.
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>>725024218
Oh, you're free then, tits?
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>>725024125
It was partly because it was largely experimental tech at the time.

My PS2 farted on launch day, but I received free service, a free game of choice and $25, which was nice.
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>>725024141
Haven't had a single problem with my switch. And yet ps2's were notorious for breaking down.
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>>725024294
She's not using her gender for attention so we don't demand tits.
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>>725024214
>Twisted Metal 2
>possibly the greatest PS1 game

YES I played the shit out of that game haha. I wish I still had it. Got stolen by some Albanian shits.
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>>725024294
probably a gay dude, considering boyfriend is playing zelda
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>>725024125
>at a point audiophiles hunt down those boxes.
Comparing console tech to a Mayflower ODAC or Vacuum Tube amp.

Goddamn I love people that have no fucking clue what they're talking about.
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>>725024141
Still have my PS1 PS2 and PS3, all fat ugly first gen, fully functioning (with glorious rca output on ps1)
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>>725024414
Sony used the same tech they used on their professional line of Audio CD players on the PS1 1001/1002.
Then the cost cutting came, and came in hard.
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my ps2 drive was fucked from about the 2nd year of ownership. i would have missed out on so much if it wasnt for freeMCbot and playing games frm hdd.

also, i have a 1st gen japanese playstation if any audiophile wants to suck me off they can have it. cd drive is fucked though, so you only have to suck the tip.
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>>725011089
Eh I enjoy my n64. Play that and snes equally as much
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>>725024343
I'm not using your reply for a genuine attempt at attention whoring so I demand you to fuck off.
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>>725024359
kek
>>
I only got the N64 for PKMN Stadium 1-2
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Man children that still obsess over Zelda and Mario are just fucking sad..
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>>725024607
And gay, literally.
>>
Mfw my next door neighbour had an n64, I had a ps1, and the guy across te street had a sega dc.

We never squabbled over whose is better but traded them and loved their respective games.
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The only reason Nintendo still clings to relevance is because of those shill retro youtuber gaymurz.
>>
Looking into buying one, does Switch enhance the Zelda experience?
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>>725024607
Well, when the so called "adult games" refuse to deliver on gameplay, you kinda get shorthanded.
I would prefer to play some cool robot action game with the mario gameplay, or at least a more trippy mario instead of kiddy, emulating the weirdness that came from the first titles before they decided to went full teletubbies.

But the option is gay shit or "press X to watch the character play all the actually fun part of the game, while you're limited to the boring shoot from behind the covers shit".
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>>725024855
Nah Nintendo stays relevant because they still make great games with huge mass appeal. They need to pull a Sega and get out of the console business and just make games.
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>>725025026
It's better on the switch. Either way though the game is great.
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>>725025026
If you play it undocked, you get a solid 30 fps experience.
Docked, it lags like the WiiU version, but not in the cities and it bumps the resolution to 900p, instead of 720p.
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>>725025085
>they have priceless IP's they endlessly abuse
FTFY
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>>725025085
Except not fuck up their IP's like Sega did.
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>>725009737
Because I don't live in a religious third world country where they have only the genitalia of children to play with.
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>>725025157
nintendo isn't immune from fucking up IPs
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>>725025141
I wouldn't say a zelda or mario game every 4 years or so is abuse. Most companies abuse their IP's way more. New COD every 9 months anyone?
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>>725025326
Nor hardware.
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>>725025326
They aren't by any means. I'll never understanding farming out Metroid and parting ways with Retro studios after the fantastic prime games.
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>>725025352
The difference being that CoD was never good and is intended for the most casual of gamers.
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>>725009737
Spoiled little princes will buy anything.
Easily milked like the plump, isolated cows that they are

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=AnMG1XQQEhw
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>>725012211

You mean scam citizen?
>>
>>725025469
Original COD is top 19 FPS all-time
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>>725025553
10*
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>>725025553
It's a run of the mill ww2 shooter, which were dime a dozen when it came out.
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>>725009737
no. I will wait 6 months and then I'll decide.
not enough games and too buggy now. maybe the next version.
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>>725025385
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>>725025385
kek
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>>725011461
Pathetic
>>
They will release their Mario, Zelda, smash and kart

Then it will be all rated E tittles, legos and I spy, shit.

They don't want older gamers or neck beards so I am sure they don't care about your opinions
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>>725025385
>Sold out = faulty
Stay salty fag
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>>725026027
>Nintendo's infamy for diminishing supply to artificially inflate demand
>not knowing your bed fellow
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>>725010776
Yeah,Snes i remember when i just open the box, oh wait still i got it and no even a single problem, that shit is like a tank.
>>
I have no idea how people are scraping on the dock because I've been shoving it in and out of there without giving it a moment's thought since launch day, and I've had no problems.
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>>725025628
Had a great campaign, played from all the different factions in the war, it had stellar multiplayer at the time and set a standard for years to come. It was far from run of the mill.
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>>725026280
Don't be silly.
Snes is not like a tank, it IS a tank.
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>>725026561
>my fps days began with wolf3d and ended with portal 2
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>>725012552
but does it matter if they repeats of the same games?
Even tho it has been the same title for years they are still fun and addicting so i don't see the problem with Nintendo using the same franchises for years and years to come.
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I'm still salty Konami re-made MGS3's most pivotal cutscenes in the FOX engine.


...for a Pachinko machine.
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Probably because they are fans of Nintendo and make enough money that 400$ on something they enjoy is nothing to them. They Make that back in a day or two unlike most of the faggots on here still suckling their mamas tits
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>>725027231
You're lying, this isn't true!
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>>725027342
>what a thrill...
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>>725018952
So did you like glue it up there something?
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>>725027933
Nah my phone is retarded and posts everything rotated by at least 90°
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>>725026774
Honestly I was done with them for a long time until Overwatch.
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>>725025085
Overrated IP's
>>
>>725024104
Bruh. The fucking taser was what got me hooked on that game as a kid. Top shit.
>>
>>725009737
Has there ever been as big a fail in a Nintendo console in the past? I mean you hear of one or two things going wrong to the Playstation or Xbox consoles but those are expected at this point. Usually Nintendo has always made quality products that seem to be immune to hardware failures like this.
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>>725028448
>wii e3 presentation went off without a hitch
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>>725009737
cuz its pandering to 40yo fucks and children. Old fucks, cuz zelda, children, cuz colors and portable
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>>725013446
i heard that they making an experiment with selling this portable console
they thinking about is it really worth to making something portable or not
>>
Reading teenagers that don't understand anything but status symbols arguing about business strategy is amazing. Thanks for the laughs, thread.
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>>725028866
Look at Howard Hughes over here boys
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>>725028409
Metroid was great until they fired retro studios
Zelda is consistently fantastic even if a bit repetitive
Mario games are consistent as fuck
Punch out has never had a bad game
Pikmin if it's your thing is fantastic
Mario Kart is fantastic except the Wii one that was still pretty good
Star fox is meh
Icarus is meh
Plus others with potential like pilotwings, Fzero, Mario golf/tennis
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>>725009737
honestly wanted to play the new zelder title, but im not about to buy this, or the wii woo, any time soon. fucking nintenduh, either make handhelds exclusively or a normal damn console, innovation isn't your thing anymore.
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>>725019016
underrated
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>>725009737
Once all the Nintendfags are bored of that ONE game they have they'll realize how shitty the switch really is.
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>>725032232
Switches get stitches
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>>725011089
N's portables are still good.
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>>725032372
Agreed; although the Vita was and still is the best handheld on the market.
Too bad it didn't have any games.
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>>725032232
Until nintendo announces a mainline pokemon for the system that don't look like dogshit.
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>>725025494
What gave it away?
From a developers stand point, I knew it was a scam the second they said they were using cryengine
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>>725032440
>implying that isn't their lifeboat when the mario ship sinks.
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>>725032508
There's nothing wrong with that mario.
If anything, its the first mario to use the mario 3D engine right.
Mario 64 had the controls but not the levels to use the controls, Mario sunshine had the controls and had em improved, but they ruined it with the water shit, and mario galaxy was a heavily linear game that didn't used the gameplay at all.
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>>725009737
Because Jewtendo is known for shafting their fanbase

+They demand a cut of ad revenue from Nintendo letsplays

+Countless cease and desist letters to fans whom actually loved N's content
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I can't get past nintendos hatred of voice audio instead they love using only text based communications in their games. What is this, the 80s?
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You mad, fags?
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>>725011461
it´s not the fault of the game that you are a loser
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