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Confess your sex crimes.

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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Confess your sex crimes.
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>>724982172
I jerked off at a park once late at night.
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You're gonna have to try harder than that, Mr. CIA Employee.
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>>724982410
The meme ops have invaded the thread! Abandon ship!
CIA NORMIES GET OUT!
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>>724982172
Every single morning after my parents leave for work I lube myself up and get on my hands and knees and let our four male Shepard's take turns fucking me over and over again until there is so much cum inside me and on the floor that I have to shower and dry the floor with a towel this is something I have never told anyone before
Pic unrelated
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>>724982172
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>>724982172
I've fucked a ton of hookers. I guess that's technically illegal, though I did it in countries where it was legal, so I dunno how that works.
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Occasionally, I have heterosexual missionary sex for the purpose of procreation with my white, christian, wife.
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I came deep inside my GF w/o a condom, after she told me not to, the first time we fucked. I kept going until I got soft and then told her I was feeling sick and we stopped.
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>>724983036
Are you a father now?
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>>724982172
>>724982172
I fucked my friends (now ex) girlfriend.
She wasn't even a good root.
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>>724983036
nah, she doesn't take birth control either. got lucky i guess
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>>724982172
I gave my girlfriend ghb and raped her multiple times while videotaping it
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I've jerked it to every major form and category of porn at this point and I'm only 24 AMA.
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>>724982694
Lucky dogs
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being a 20 y/o virgin
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>>724982172
Buying hookers mostly.
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A whole lot of escorts.
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>>724984079
I'm a 26 year old virgin.
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>>724983935
do you love cheese pizza now?
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>>724982172
I've raped myself multiple times
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>>724984812
Shockingly enough no I don't. But I've seen it before on multiple occasions and have even fapped to it before. Not my cup of tea. Same goes for scat, gore, vore, and that weird feeder shit.
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>>724982694
NO ...NO NO NOO N ONON!!!!!
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>>724982172
Stealing used panties from every house in the neighborhood when I was a teenager. I didn't break into houses, but every house I was invited into, if there were females living there, panties were disappearing.
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>>724982172
Listen i don't give a shit about your thread OP
I have a question
How do i find hidden sub-Reddits?

I am only finding the normie shit, I know there are hard to get to subs, Post them
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>>724984935
You need to arrest yourself, prosecute yourself, and sentence yourself now.
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>>724985164
try r-go fuck yourself
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>>724982172
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>>724983935
Even child?
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>>724985144
I know that feel bro.
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>>724984935
How?!
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>>724982172
I secretly record the slutty little whores at my gym that always dress half naked and purely come to the gym for attention. Then I jack off to the videos and post them online.
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>>724982172
I jerked off to giving the NPC's in the iOS version of monopoly all my money when I owned all the property. I still have no idea why that got me off.
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>>724983648
Yeah nigga thats just not smart, you're fucking dumb. thats how you get your life ruined buddy, because if she doesn't abort it its over for you, especially if she ends up claiming rape
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>>724985164
Try /r/adviceanimals shit's lit!
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I actually had premarital sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation
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in my teens and twenties I was a serial peeping tom
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>>724985674
share?
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>>724982694
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>>724986160
>inb4 anon gets Rick Roll'd
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>>724983036
one pump chump
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>>724982931
Too far man, too far.
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I was charged with sexual interference for touching a 14 year old girl in her sleep when I was 18.
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>>724985601
>believing anything anyone posts in this thread
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>>724982694
>>724985110
>>724986236

Did you know beastiality is legal in 11 US states, and decriminalized in many others?

Not to mention many European countries where it's legal as well.

Dog fucking? It's more likely than you think.
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>>724986703
worth it?
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>>724982172
I masturbate to twitch streamers and aim for their cams.
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Was once fucking a prostitute who was too tight a fit. I asked her to stop enjoying it, and to struggle a bit.

After hitting her cervix a ton of times, the condom broke (I don't know how she felt that) and her struggling became real.

I didn't realize till a few minutes later that she really was resisting.

>MFW I raped a hooker. I'm hard just remembering it.
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I was a prostitute from ages 16-22. Used sites like men4rent and shit like that to meet guys. Made enough money to pay my way through college.

Nowadays, I just get handies from my massage "therapist".
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>>724987298
god no, I almost did jail time, had to face my immediate family and their shame, lose my best friend, and truly discover what piece of shit I am.
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>>724982172
I can possess people.

Literally enter their body and gain full motor function, while they are aware.

We share the body basically, but they don't have control and just feel everything.

Do you really want me to confess?
I've driven people to insanity with the shit I've made them do.
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>>724982694
One day they will walk in on you.
And all hell will break loose.
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am an 18 y/o femanon, slept with my sister's 29 y/o bf when i was 17 while she was upstairs because he got me drunk & stoned. they have 2 kids and i'm a piece of shit
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>>724988235
edgy. tell more
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>>724988235
Are you from /x/?
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>>724988358
I know 99% of you will cringe. But it's the truth.

I've fucked/been fucked while in other people for years.

The best is when you take the purest and very slowly lead them to debauchery.

I've turned a daddy's girl into a drooling cocksucker.
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>>724988321
Nice
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>>724988524
No. I just practice a form of projection.

I can possess you if you give me your keys.
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>>724982311
been there done that

once it gets warm out i'm doing it again
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Too young, related
Passed out drunk X a few
Didn't say i could fuck her ass, did forcefully
Gagging tonsil cum against her will
Passed out molesting
Probably more
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>>724988630
was a great time, also the first time i had real sex. kinda fucked me up for a month or so but now i have no guilt at all
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>>724982694
rules of the internet state that there are no women. please specify that the shepards are filling up your ass.
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I fucked a "young" girl so hard up the ass that her hymen tore in her pussy.

This lead to finding a doctor who would illegally perform a hymen reconstruction operation and a lot of money.

I dodged a bullet as her dad owned a gun and he would have killed me for sure.

>Protip:she enjoyed all of it
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>>724988568
what was the best?
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>>724988321
Any chance there is a tit and pussy pic coming? Please?
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>>724988568
Schizo x fag detected
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>>724989138
>thinking a girl would do anal before losing her v card
>thinking the hymen necessarily has to break
i'll take shit that never happened for 200
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I put my finger somewhere it should not have been today
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Exhibitionism in various forms. Online on chat roulette when it was still easy to do so. Got lucky with young girls a few times who thought it was really cool
In real life by exposing myself (completely nude) to a group of girls on bicycles at the park
Walk around our neighbourhood naked at night.
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>>724989248
I took control of a girl and made her eat insects until I broke her.

Once she was broken I made her stick stones and tree leafs in her rectum. She got and infection and was hospitalised.

After release I made her scream in the car and at home till her vocal chords hurt. Her parents took her to the pcyh ward where I made her masturbate furiously.


She got sedated, in the therapist's office I would regularly make advances and force her on the doctor till they restrained her. Then I made her prophesize some fake demonic things like "I am coming to rape your world"

Etc

Later she was committed for schizophrenia and I regularly visit her.

The fun fact is, a while later she just kept doing things on her own. She thought it was all her all along.

>>724989299
Ohohoho...No my boy no.
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I fucked a loaf of bread once
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>>724989312
I really don't care if you believe me or not.
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Cucumbers
Carrots
Sausages
Brush handles
Toothbrushes
Miniature airplane (so smooth)
Shower douche
Banana
4 fingers (can't fist)

All before I hit 13
Anal.

I'm a straight engaged guy.
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>>724989298
sure
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>be aged 22
>babysit cousin and her young bro
>cousin is very playful and slutty

I really don't want to continue.
Fucked her senseless and she kept her mouth shut
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>>724989958
good because i don't

>>724990256
rly continue
describe her
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>>724990148
That would be great. Thanks
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>>724988656
dude i wanna be possessed hella
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>>724990400
Short, thin (very thing almost unattractive but dat asssssss), black hair,. Soft skin, barely a few hairs down under, tiny boobs very tiny.

Her pussy felt like a keyhole, she was wet, throbbing, wanted it, understood it an loved it.

She fucking loved it, no matter what everyone says I'll always know they lohohoooooove it
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>>724982172
Jerked off in a car once when i was 10, also in the middle of class in middleschool a few times by slowly rubbing my dickhead through my jeans and boxers, kinda forced my already horny wife into a handjob by leading her hand into my pants as we made out (she says its fine now but still she kept whispering no then until she gave up) and I still piss in public, not for sexual reasons but because I feel like it. Also once viewed bestiality porn as a teenager out of curiousity. I only still piss in public, the other stuff I don't do anymore.
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>>724990256
could you please give a full recount of events?
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>>724990642
Drop a throwaway Gmail I'll ctc you.

Do you want me to fuck your life up?
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>>724982172
I regularly steal my hot af roommate's used condkms.
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>>724990493
there ya go anon
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I cum in my friends shoes and smell her socks probably abt once a week. I've also stolen a few pairs of used socks from her.
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>>724989899
Can you make a girl send me noodz over text?
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>>724982694
Jesus Anon what's wrong with you
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>>724990949
I suck the outside clean of her pussy juice and then turn it all inside out and swallow her bf's cum. I've taken so many loads and have saved almost 2 cups of excess for those nights when you need a big mouthful of salty cum. And don't get me started on my used panty collection...
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>>724989480
titillating
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>>724990962
dam u got a hot bod
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>>724991143
Also I've stolen a pair of clean socks, came in them, and then replaced them and put the back in the clean sock drawer a few times.
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>>724991426
thanks (:
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>>724990724
It was just inevitable chemistry
Do you want me to greentext?

>her bro playing in alley with other kids
>took her upstairs
>opened laptop and watched semi-slutty videos with her
>top 10 sex scenes from movies
>rub here, kiss there
>tbh she was ready before even coming to our house for babysitting
>she's one of those naturally horny girls you know?
>put her under blanket
>Room door locked
>no one coming to our house till evening
>lulzy bro is outside having fun
>under blankets I start kissing and rubbing her
>her smile and lazy eyes make me hard to this day
>I lower her shorts slightly and put my dick on her wet volcano pussy hole
>I push sloooppowly
>she squirms and gets anxious and nervous
>I hold her down from behind and tell her it's just the first time and to relax
>a few kissed on her neck and cheek and back of head as I push more
>*popsliiiide*
>dick goes in
>laying behind her fully engulfing her under the blanket I start to fuck her slowly
>she is lost in a trance of pain, pleasure, and confusion
>I fucked her to my heart's content in that position
>love was exploding in the room
>we were both in heaven, she was unbearably tight and wet
>I had to cum
>I pulled out and came all over her butt and lower back and bed because I didn't have time or focus to aim anywhere
>a moment of lucidity and clarity later I took her to the bathtub and rinsed her lower body
>no cum on her shorts
>I kiss her for eternity
>in the bathroom
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>>724990962
SO sexy, just made me pull my dick out
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>>724991226
I can make anyone do anything I want.
I just need their keys

Their picture, location, name, and any part of their DNA.
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>>724989899
AUTISMUS MAXIMUS
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I was 22. It was my friend's 18th birthday. He and I kinda got a little tipsy. He went to pass out on the couch. I began rubbing his cock while he was drifiting off into sleep (so he was still awake). He never really went to sleep. It was already rock hard. I began blowing him. Mind you, he was keeping his eyes closed, but wasn't asleep at all. And he never really told me no. Picked him up and moved him to the bedroom to continue. I could feel his cock flexing and pulsing and enjoying the blowjob I kept giving him. His enjoyment turned me on. I began tugging on my own dick. I came all over him. Unfortunately, I didn't finish him off.

Next morning he took me down to the dock and talked to me about how he absolutely hated every minute of it. Like it was a bad dream that wouldn't end. He hasn't told anyone as of right now.

I know he enjoyed it. Best part for me was that he shaved all pubes and even leg hair, was also pretty slender, so it made his dick just that much bigger.

Before this event I had blown him a couple times in his sleep, and I made him cum. I kinda miss him. But I think the reason that he hasn't really told anyone about it is because he thoroughly enjoyed it. Wish I could blow him again, honestly. And I have a girlfriend right now.
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>>724988321
You're not the piece of shit. He is.
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>>724990962
so.....

are we just gonna ignore a perfectly good pair of timestamped tits?

okay......
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Spied on my cousin changing once, literally looked through the keyhole in her bedroom door. Super nerve racking because everyone was in the house. Too bad she wasn't super hot, but it was worth it even if I do feel gross.
What wasn't worth it though was grabbing my sisters bra and unsuccessfully jerking off into it. I've never lived that down.
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>>724982931
Mike Pence CONFIRMED FOR IN THIS THREAD!!!
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>>724990962
Damn. Way way way better than expected. Thanks again.
Bet you got a hot box too
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>>724991669
i think he was just depressed. his best friend died not too long ago, and he developed a problem with alcohol/drugs. i probably could've said no, so i guess it's on both of us
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>>724991610
That sounds like a lot of work...
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>>724984796
Keep going, I have PSSD (post ssri sexual dysfunction) and can no longer get a boner, and since its neurological vagrant doesn't work either, Im 25 and need to convince myself that other people have/had it worse then me, so I don't off myself
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>>724991854
Anon is a fucking liar, you and the guy are pieces of shit. Both of you have a responsibility to be loyal to your sister and both of you failed her. Kill yourself.
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am i a wizard if i've only put my penis in my friend's belly button when i was 8?
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>>724992067
Vagrants are rarely known to work. That's why they are vagrant.
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>>724991659
feel inclined to share that i was once roofied big time at small apartment party. Fell asleep on coach. Woke up a few hours or so (no idea) to find some random guy pushing his dick inside of me. Hurt so fucking much. Instinctively moved my asshole into a more direct entry position to help alleviate the pain. He suddenly realized i was awake and the last thing i remember was him grunting as he slid his dick all the way insde. Passed out and woke up next morning naked on couch, ass pulsating with soreness.
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>>724991854
greentext full story plz
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none :)))))) never been kissed :))))))))
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>>724991530
>with her bottomless smelling like soap in bathroom
>I make her sit on the laundry machine
>I start kissing and licking her pussy trying to make her cum
>she didn't cum but was hornier that ever
>I tried and tried but apparently she wasn't ready to cum
>oh well
>she is on the washing machine her legs spread
>I am hard as fuck
>I washed my dick and rinsed it from any cum residue
>and went straight for her pussy
>she was smiling more and more everything time I thrusted
>this time I wasn't so slow
>fast ryhtmic thrusts
>she was utterly lost in her own pleasure
>fuck anyone who tells you they don't worship dick from that age
>I kiss her as I fuck her harder
>she tells me that she needs to pee
>I thrust more
>she gets uncomfortable so I let her pee
>she sits and doesn't pee for 5 mins wtf
>Jerking off slowly waiting for her to pee
>I tried to make her suck me but she just said nooo
>she finally pees
>I make he go doggy on the floor
>to this day that moment was the best sex of my life
>I fuck her hard as if fucking a grown ass woman
>I'm talking pounding doggy
>I'm talking she is screaming in confusion
>literally screaming
>I pull out and cum on her legs
>I spend an hour calming her down
>she enjoyed bed more
>I wash her again
>I take her to bed where I show her full blown porn
>rough, deprived cum drooling porn
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>>724992433
Good job, faggot.
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>>724982172
Have you ever seen neet pussy? http://neetpussy.com
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>>724991898
Suit yourself
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>>724986703
Dumbass
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>>724992067
I have the same
High dose of Viagra worked for me
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>>724982172
I didn't love my girlfriend anymore but put off breaking up with her and strung her along just for the sex
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>>724992439
i can summarize, might take a minute
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>>724982694
how do you make them all want to fuck you
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>>724982172
Last time my gf and I did anal, shit everywhere, like shit streak above my dick, haven't fucked in a week cause of it
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18 yr old / F/ body count 15
not a crime but eh slutty
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>>724990962
Great tits. Can we see your pussy please?
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>be 17
>normal autistic loser
>start drinking/smoking weed with sister and bf on weekends
>sister rarely drinks, goes to bed early and mostly leaves us alone
>we talk pretty seriously and play vidya
>not even vaguely sexual/suggestive, just buds
>ff a few months
>still drink/smoke w them on weekends
>sister still goes to bed early w/o really drinking much
>we stay up playing ps4, is like 5 am
>start talking about sex stuff, which we've never discussed before


cont.
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>>724992484
>I needed to rest a little bit
>notice she is rubbing her clit like the porn actress
>ask her if it feels nice
>"I do this when I am alone"
>ohhhhh god
>she drove me nuts
>beg her to suck my dick
>noooooo
>pick her up
>take her back to bed
>she doesn't want doggy
>I make her lie down on her side again
>I start kissing and toying with her nipples
>whenisthisbitchgonnacum.exe
>I flick her clit and finger her
>the wet is real
>the wet never ends
>I slide my dick back inside of her
>I start rubbing her clit as I go in and out of her
>this made her go crazy
>I continue in this rythm
>she starts squirming
>finally she explodes
>he cunt spasms 30 times a second and she utterly melts
>already she was molten, but after that it was fuck me anyway you want molten
>I started fucking her harder after her orgasm
>she stuck her tongue out and closed her eyes
>I jerk off to this moment for years
>I finally took my dick out and put it in her mouth
>she didn't fight me this time and just stick it there without knowing what to do
>I I jerked my self off in her mouth
>came all over her face and neck
>the moment was too real and raw for her to even complain or know what to say
>I sat there looking at a gaping, cummed cumm faced girl with nothing clean on her but her blue shirt
>she smells like a whore after work
>time for mega shower
>no more fucking
>I spend an hour washing and cleaning her
>Throw her clothes in laundry
>dry them on the radiator and with hair drier
>tell her mom she fell in the dirt outside
>all this time her bro was hungry and waiting outside for someone to open
>explain to him that we were just out back and didn't hear him
>cousin repeatedly asked her mom after for me to babysit
>I fucked her for yeaaaaaaaaaaars
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>>724993236
give us some stories
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>>724993236
are you the same as
>>724990962

because if not we will need some photographic tityy evidence
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Sucked off 17 cocks at a glory hole.
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>>724993373
>we're both moderately out of it
>talking about stuff, he gets touchy
>like leaning on me, holding hands, etc
>"don't tell sister about this stuff anon, she'll be weird about it"
>"okay yeah of course"
>thought he was just being a touchy drunk bc my friends and i cuddle platonically sometimes so nbd
>finally settle in, his arm around me, me leaning on his chest while we pass weed back and forth
>he's still playing ps4, i'm watching
>very relaxed, super comfy and safe and nice
>i pass out for a minute, wake up to him taking my hand and putting it on his crotch

cont.
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>>724988235
Lol you got that from the skinjacker book series
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>>724991513
any chance of seeing your ass? i can tell why he couldn't resist
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>>7249938972
yeah in a sec, lemme finish this greentext
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>>724991669
M'lady
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>>724993639
One time i cheated on my bf with my bff and some dude had a 3 sum we all had partners it was p shitty of us wasnt even worth it
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>>724993783
>have never touched a dick before in my life
>ok
>rub it kinda, not rly sure what to do but i've seen porn
>he takes his arm from around me and puts it down my pants
>right into my underwear
>ok
>kinda messes around, i think he fingered me but it's all kinda weird in my memory from alcohol + long time ago
>he stops, takes my hand and slides in into his pants
>wow dicks feel cool, nice
>kinda give awkward handjob because our positions don't allow a ton of movement
>he stops, gets down on the ground (im slouched to the edge of the couch)
>eats me out for a time, fingering me like super hard
>very good time, is all going well
>i hear a noise upstairs

cont.
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>>724994414
why did u do it? what happened in the 3some? who cummed and where?
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>>724982172
Neighbor left her shoes outside of her apartment door. Took one into my home, jerked off into it and returned it.
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>>724993236
another time i fucked this 40 year old dude he was awful he showered and still smelt bad i think his body was already decaying he knew how young i was
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>Be me
>Have 17
>High school
>Free time
>Share my cell phone with a friend
>She start to see my photos
>ohfuck.gif (The nudes)
>She see my cock
>She laughs
>Don't know what spect
>She turn's on
>WTF?.jpg
>"Hey anon, you want to touch me?"
>(Fuck yeah)
>Find a lonely classroom
>She jerk my off and I make her squirt with my finger
>Never talk about it anymore
>She have bf now
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>>724988235
Do you possess people then have them fuck your limp dick because outside of a 3rd world prostitute there's no way in hell of you getting your micropenis wet?
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>>724994731
idk it was just in the moment thing me and bff are both bisexual and liked this kid and we hung out with him no planning before hand and saw an oppertunity and took it bc we rarely see him and i dont remember if we came or not but he did at the end on both of our chests p lame
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>>724994474
>ohfuck.jpg
>i get his attention, he gets up, unpauses game while i put my pants back on
>we sit down normally on the couch just in time for my sister to peek down the stairs
>is mad at him for being up so late, he promises to go to bed soon
>i think it's over bc mood is broken
>nope
>he goes right back down as soon as she's gone
>i say something like "you can fuck me, u know if you wanna"
>"oh, you want this cock in you?"
>"yes please"
>why am i awkward

cont.
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>>724982172
I actually don't like sex very much. I only have it because my girlfriend wants me to fuck her all the time.
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>>724994869
that's horrible omg
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>>724994898
Noice
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>>724995011
So what's the story with the 40 year old dude?
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>>724995133
aaaah i see your problem, you're a total bitch
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>>724995366
More or less. I honestly don't enjoy it when I orgasm inside of her. It feels empty or something, I dunno. I'd much rather masturbate so I can suppress those thoughts.
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>>724984792
Sauce?
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>>724995236
my bf broke up with me and I hung out with this 40 yr old dude I occasionally saw at the bar and went to his house and he lived with his mom in her basement i was turned off but i was so sad i did it anyways lol never again
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>>724982172
When I was a kid (like 8-12) My cousin would always lay next to me at family sleepovers and make me feel her up and she would use my hand to masturbate and shit. She would only ever let me cry hump her and would stop me it I tried to jerk it. Ama
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>>724995125
>i say i'm nervous about doing it on the couch bc sister is likely awake
>he offers the pantry
>sure ig
>we walk of shame to the pantry
>i pull my pants down and kinda just bend over the dryer
>is almost too tall so the angle is weird but we manage
>fucks me bent over the dryer, sitting on the edge of the dryer
>overall a good time
>when done, we redress and hang out on the couch for a bit
>play more vidya, smoke some weed and kinda cuddle
>7 am, i go to sleep on the couch
>wake up at 9 and go home
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>>724995011
doesn't sound so bad. did u go down on each other? who has a nicer pussy?
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>>724995537
maybe you should be fucking somebody else?
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>>724995728
how old was she?
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>>724995537
What do you think is the root of this anon? I've found myself starting to feel this on a small scale.
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>>724995828
yeah of course but we werent that wet bc were such close friends so it was pretty funny it was more of us fucking him as a team
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>>724995911
She is almost 3 years older than me
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>>724995728
any specific stories you remember?
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>>724982931
does she sneak off to have dirty, jungle sex with a negro when you're at work?
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>>724993780
Color me impressed anon
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am newfag

how do
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>>724982172
I use vegemite as lube when I fap so I can pretend I have a BBC.
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>>724995951
sounds like a lot of fun
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>>724995727
So weird, my ex gf did something similar to that once. Do you see yourself as damaged goods?
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>>724996042
One that comes to mind is the time the two of us watched snl while surrounded by smaller cousins and my middle finger almost all the way up her asshole under the blankets.
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>>724995826
ass pic as promised
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>>724996497
*a few times
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>>724994869
>>724993236
not super bad really, so easy for chicks.
>>724993373
was not expecting the fingering part. no womminz on the internet

>>724982172
i'm 28/m and i'm almost at 100... I could've rushed more but i've spent a lot of time being a loner. i am from a small area and generally hated.
i have hooked up with old, young, skinny, fat, taken girls, etc.
i had HPV (genital warts) at 16 and had sex with a girl without telling her. i was months into treatment. it went away.
i got a girls number while she was on a date once and fucked her the next night
idk i have many awful stories
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>>724996497
no not at all
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>>724995951
why weren't u that wet? cuz ur not that attracted to each other? do you get wetter with other women?
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>>724994803
Nice
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>>724996756
you should greentext a story or two anon
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>>724989081
You don't have to lube a vagina. Go to bed, child.
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>>724997023
def not attracted to each other and yes i dated girls and was fine
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>>724996535
how old was she? how wet did she get and did she cum?
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>>724996540
hot more pl,s!
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>>724997168
ah i see, how old were u when u gave a girl oral for the first time? and when u got oral fro ma girl first time? can u green text story ...
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>>724997243
I was 10 she was 13. She only ever wet and came when we were the only ones awake and she masturbated with my hand
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While I was vacationing in Thailand a man approached me. He had a young girl with him. He explained that his family was very poor and he would be willing to "rent" his daughter to me for 200$ American per week. I paid him and took her back to where I was staying. Not only did I not leave my room for the week but I extended my stay by two weeks. If that little girl was fertile I definitely left her with a bastard white baby.
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>>724995826
did he wear a rubber?

did he finish inside you?

any oral?
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37 dicks, my girlfriend sucked 37 dicks..
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>>724997243
she was 17 i was 18 and idk he was maybe 20
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>>724997298
odd lighting made me look pale as shit
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>>724997770
Replied to the wrong post there bud
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>>724997624
how old was she? what did u do with her?
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>>724991530
>>724992484
>>724993430
Made me lose my edging streak
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>>724997110
sure ig. chick on right was the one i got the digits while she was on a date. not fantastic i guess but w.e
>be me
>out at bar, packed
>my friend points out cute girl at corner of bar
>she's just sitting there barely paying attention
>date is just talking to her
>she's sitting on her phone
so i waited an hour or two as the night progressed when i saw an opening
>i walked up to the bar next to them (closest to her) and made some casual observations about the place
>she was drunk.
>chuckled a little so we all talked for a minute
>she goes to the bathroom
cont?
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>>724997783
looks great! you have a nice pussy, can we see more of it?
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>>724997678
he didn't wear anything, we didn't really have any on us

nah, neither of us finished. he was pretty drunk and toward the end went down on me and didn't really get it back up. we both just kinda kissed a bit and agreed we were done.

i didn't get to suck his dick, but i offered a few times. he was kinda too eager to do the actual fucking
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>>724997783
dont stop
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When i was 18 i fucked a 13 year old because she asked if i wanted to after school
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>>724994918
I possess people and get fucked in their body.

You completely misunderstood me, I get fucked while inside their bodies this making them crazy

I force them on their immediate relatives and friends
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>>724982694
>94▶>>724983958 >>724985110 >>724986236 >>724987034 >>724988310 >>724989081 >>724991388 >>724992943
>File: IMG_1913.jpg (50 KB, 854x480)

i hope your a female, otherwise please commit seppuku
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>>724997987
ok so as CHICK is gone I decide to chat up guy.
lemme describe him
>he's dark hair
>buff as fuck
>a little on the shorter side
>pretty intelligent. a school teacher apparently. the kind of guy a girl's parents love
but he makes one fatal flaw.
he was being rude as fuck for no reason.
>chick eventually comes back out
>let it cool down a little
>chat with her again in a few minutes
>she pulls out her phone and I say "you should snap me!"
and voila... she fuckin scans my code (or whatever) right in front of the guy
whom looks like he's about 3 seconds from rage
...cont...
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>>724982172
Before taking ssris I used to fantasize a lot about rape (not that I would actually do anything) but at night I would lay in bed and use my imagination for hours, playing out detailed scenarios in my head. It sure got my dick burning, but I always felt kind of bad afterwards. Antidepressants have killed my libido and I haven't jerked off in months. Hell, I haven't even gotten a full erection since starting them
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>>724982172
I had a dream that I raped a girl a couple nights ago and I felt bad about it
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>>724998088
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>>724982172
When I was 18 I dated a sophomore. Such a horrible, disgusting crime, I know. Man, I deserve to rot in prison for being in a consensual relationship with a girl 3 years my junior. The law is so just and logical.
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>>724997971
She was 9 or 10 I think. I wasted the first night having her give me oral. I was nervous was my first time with a girl so young. But it was definitely not her first time she didn't need much coaching at all. Next day I was looking at her naked in my bed and knew I had to fuck her. I was shocked at how good it felt to plunge my dick into her little pussy. Like molten steel with a Kung fu grip on my dick. She was the first anal sex I had I was always to nervous to ask women but she was paid for and had to do what I said. I had a lot of firsts with her actually. I shot so much sperm into her her pussy was probably white inside for a week after I left. There were times she had my cum dripping out of all her holes as she slept.
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>>724998191
please greentext this story in detail
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>>724998452
my friend (senior) is currently dating a freshman. they're on the same maturity level so they work fine. i wouldn't worry too much anon
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>>724990737
Someone like you tried that shit on me.

There are ways and defenses.
You can lose yourself doing that, trust me I know.
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>>724998659
seconded
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Party at my house. 3 girls decide to sleep in my bed. Way too fucked up on booze/drugs to care. Get on one of the outside positions because it's my goddamn bed. Feel up and rub the girl I'm spooning with a bit. pass out immediately. She and all friends of hers think I raped her.
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Whenever im bored at church, which is most of the time, I daydream about kidnapping and keeping the church girls in a basement and raping them in so many different ways. I've been going there for 6 years and have done this for 4 of them ama
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>>724998787
girls are ridiculous. she probably liked it and felt guilty
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>>724997783
>>724990962
just tossing it out there that i would gladly make you a greentext story, you're fine asf

>>724998370
resuming part 3/3
consider this a cautionary tale not to bring your dates to a shark tank
>after getting girl's snapchat i just play it off and venture throughout the night
>i text her the next morning with "you were cute asf"
>she replies back that she has no idea how that happened
>or how i got her snap
but...
>she's glad that it happened
>so like, i send her my # and we chat from there... we hooked up FAST but really it was not fantastic sex
>i finished inside of her cos idgaf
I ended up going to the same bar a few weeks down the road and it turned out that the guy was my roommates distant cousin. AND a bodybuilder.
>and he now wanted to murder me
so i basically just chuckled it off as the bartender broke us up and he stalked me for like two weeks afterwards

>i'm a piece of shit
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>>724998898
you're not a piece of shit. also 10/10 story lmao
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>>724982172
I raped a girl and fucked my aunt and sister
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>>724998412
hey, whens your birthday? ill send you shit just for being pretty
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>>724999097
Green text rape story
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>>724998883
Yeah pretty much. Also had a bf so I'm guessing some guilt there. I was so drunk I don't know exactly what I did but I know it wasn't a good idea because I had very little interest in her but yet it still ruined my reputation.
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>>724999205
Maybe another day its not pretyped and im on mobile before bed
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>>724982172
I looked at the diretion of a woman and was acused of rape.
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>>724999197
april 29

what do you mean by send shit?
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>>724999609
lol jk im no sugar daddy
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had my dog lick my dick while I masturbated several times (first time I was like 6 and my great grandma walked in on me lol)

put things in my ass on the regular

basically raped my first girlfriend. she came back asking for more

molested my grandma, my mom, two of my cousins, one of my cousins-in-law in their sleep

fucked a cat

jerked it to cheese pizza

etc
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>>724998412
Anymore? ;)
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>>725000131
thank god lmao
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I touched my 6 year old cousin 2 years ago. I considered killing myself over it
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>>724985144
Yeah. I do similar things. Prefer then not washed tho. . .
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>>724990962
I'd toast and spread cream cheese on those any day
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>>725000215
ye i need to sleep. will leave you with this i guess. thanks for talking & whatnot
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I inappropriately groped my friend in high school robotics class. Her tits were soft. She was clearly uncomfortable but she stayed my friend after many years. I even talked with her about it and she just told me she was scared at the time. I would do it again if I could.
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>>724991669
White Knight cuck found
>>724991854
>it's on both of us
No you took advantage of a grieving father. Fucking slut.
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>>725000517
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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>>725000452
What's your kik/snap? Will pay $ for nudes and videos.
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>>724999609
jesus femanon you're not used to be showered with fedoras are you?
also show moar / face / butt

>>724999039
thx m8

>>724998898
more terrible deeds
>i gave the most awful comeback ever and she cried.
a story from when i was a younger lad... and shitty
>my friend came to visit me that day
>he always wanted to go to houseparties.
>looking back, i should've done it while i could
>well, i opted in but i wasn't in the mood
>sitting at this houseparty though, was a fine ass 8/10 petite cutie
>clearly young as fuck (SO WAS I THEN SHUT UP)
>she and i managed to chat the entire night.
>good talks, clearly into one another.
but one problem.
>my friend liked her and i really didn't give enough of a damn.
>i'm a good friend so I offered to leave so he could smash.
>he declined. I insisted. he declined.
looks like it's going down then.

cont? i will look like a fucking lame. two more parts to this story
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>>725000644
would you mind giving me yours so i can message you. don't want mine just like,, here
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>>725000644
I would also pay for more. Shoot that kik or snap
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>>724998246
If you attempt this on someone with a stronger will than you, or someone who is also experience in the this, you may never get back to your body.
Be careful anon.
On the other hand, I hope that you get trapped inside someone else, you're not a good person.
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>>725000816
>me and CASSIE (close to her name) continued since he insisted.
>sure enough, everyone had fallen asleep.
>this girl was in a bad spot.
>all cute girls are in bad spots?
>so she'd just been crashing at her friends house
too bad that didn't stop her from mounting me on the living room floor WHILE HER ROOMMATE SLEPT ON THE COUCH
>so we ended up banging for a solid 3 minutes before we hear a *cough* like, excuse me.
>it was the house mom basically.
>so ol' CASSIE jumps up and runs away, crying.
fuck.
I was a young lad so i got depressed
>i ended up leaving that night
this story gets way worse. 2/3
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I had a friend in high school where out entire friend ship revolved around her ass. She would let me slap it at school all the time and feel it up I'm more private settings. She loved the attention and told me the other day that she would have 100% let me fuck her. Kinda pissed about it
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>>725001321
any chance you could fuck her now?
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>>725001460
Nah. We're both in relationships and love our significant others. If I was single I could possibly turn up the charm and get a good fuck but as it stands now were still just very good friends. Still regret not hitting it when i had the chance
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>>725001217
last 3/3 i don't sleep dude
>my friend gets ahold of me the next day or so after saying basically,
>cassie said i raped (she was on top?) her
>basically so she wouldn't be thrown out
>be me, 18ish-as fuck, dumb as fuck,
>i get upset and message her apologizing.
>"if that's the way you feel"
>invite her on a real date, hey, we had fun
so we ended up hanging later and who was there? my friend that invited me. the same friend that declined her.
>she brought my friend on the date.
so apparently they've been talking since then and are now an item.
>birth of me becoming a villain basically, i tell them to fuck themselves and quit speaking to both.
>a month passes of them "talking" before she messages me on the still-kinda-new facebook
>hitting on me
>it didn't work out with my friend
>sooooo I decided to pretend that i was really upset
>PLEASE DONT TELL ANYONE
>I told her that I tested positive for HIV and she needs to get checked.
>so it took her like a solid 5 minutes before she started crying, message after message, omg.

I never told her that I wasn't pos
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Made out and groped with a 15 yr old with a boyfriend, i was 18 at the time
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I fap primarily to Shota with the occasional legal twink video thrown in. Right now I am going through the catalogs @ nifty.org
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I love jerking it to shota but not because of the boys by because shota artists draw the best fucking women I've ever seen. I don't know what it is about them but I get off on them so hard
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>>725000816
>>725001217
>>725001746
o here's a pic of her (aged 10 years from this story....)
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>>724997761
In a row?!
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>>724982172
when i was 10 i sexually harassed all my friends, both male and female, in ways that would have landed me in prison if little kids could go to prison

i had an excuse though, my dad raped me so i was fucked up in the head, it was soon enough after the incident that i could reasonably have pleaded insanity if kids could be taken to court
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>>725000829
>>725000644
this is what happens when you trust random anons on /b/

>>725002111
>>725002111
>>725002111
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>>724993430
i want to believe~
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>>724995728
Still down to answer questions if anyone is interested
>>
>had first time gay sex a couple of days ago
>no condom
>ton of drugs
>was bottom
>creamed a bunch of times
>felt amazing would do again
>
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>>724995728
>She would only ever let me cry hump her

>Cry hump her

> Cry hump

>Cry
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>>724992067
I have a 7 inch dick. Even though I'm a virgin I still think I have it better than you. Sorry. And don't kill yourself.
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>>725005860
Obviously meant to type dry hump. You don't have to be a faggot about it
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>>725007290
Are you sure?
Maybe subconsciously you meant cry.
How is your relationship with your mother?
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>He who fights with monsters should look to it that he himself does not become a monster . . . when you gaze long into the abyss the abyss also gazes into you~Friedrich Nietzsche

most people become monsters due to lust or some sort of disfunction within themselves, i became a monster to battle monsters...i often wonder if i ventured too deep into the unknown
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>>725007588
Eh not the best. Not great due to the fact that she beat me for a very long time. I'm over it for the most part but still harbor slight resentment. But we still are close and I take her out to eat and shit. She is the only mother i get after all
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>>724990962
10/10 genuinely amazing pair
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>>724982172
When I was 14 I molested and sucked the pussy of a 10 yo girl while she was asleep.
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>>724987838
where did you touch her?
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When I was 16 I molested my 6 year old cousin. She seemed really into it at first. I asked her is she wanted me to stop a few times and she didn't say no. It still eats me up inside
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>>724998191
Don't leave me hanging anon
>>
I never did anything sexual with her but when I was 17 I fed my 9 yo sister my cum as "cough medicine" that she needed to take, told her that this medicine will taste a bit different then before, I asked her afterwards which one she liked the taste of better? She said she liked my cum better. Love knowing that the first load my sister swallowed was mine and that she has no idea.
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