How to kill a dog with poison (or by similar means) without the death being suspicious?
>write intention of mulder note
>forge dogs signature
>pin note to chest
>leash dog to you
>kill your self
Plant seeds of distrust between him and his doggo wife, watch them argue over squirrels and bones and shit all day. She will eventually leave him for a bulldog and he will an hero
antifreeze or ibuprofen/acetinophen
I think he means one of those tiny encapsulated sponges that are the size of a pill and expand to full size when you put them in water. You could put it in some food and it would expand in the dogs stomach and probably kill it.
>How to kill a dog
With you bare fucking hands, faggot.
What are you, some kind of fucking pussy?
Grow a fucking pair, bitch-boy.
Look up the poisonous mushrooms that are native to your area.
If you are on the east coast it will probably be destroying angel
Even if they find out what the dog died from (they won't because it would require a toxicology screening and no one is going to pay for their dead dog to get screened) they would just assume it ate some that grew in the yard
>I've tried feeding dogs chocolate before and they won't even eat it.
They can hear the deception in your heartbeat and respiration.
They can smell the ill intent in your hormonal releases.
They can see the evil in your facial expressions.
They can your body language.