Waifu claiming thread.
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
My dear waifu may be a deity, but she isn't a god.
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stop being gay
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Avatarfags get out of my thread
Spiders get out of my bed
Voices get out of my head
Zombies get out of my dead
Niggers get out of my shed
Spics stop stealing my bread
hehe anon you a real cutie~
this is a autistic avatarfag internet dating rp thread
i wish i was dead :o
owo what's this
can't complain really it has been ok
Yeah, it's pretty great. Most images of Saya are mostly green, blue or red.
Goodnight Aya, sleep well
>say no to lewdposters
Anyone else up for overwatch? i got three slots open
If you are willing to play with the most toxic person you have ever met
Positivity anon is posting too slow and meaningful posts to be Sachi.
Really wish I could, sounds like a lot of fun. So many reasons why I can't. You guys go have fun though
Yes as long as you're willing to play with ex-console trash
Sure, I just finished my edits. Is there a Discord call?
Hmm that's a different definition than the one I intended. I thought any being(or thing) with some kind of power above normal humans that is being worshiped could be considered a deity
I've been out there in the wild.
Maybe after I'm done with my daily quests on HearthStone, for how long will you be playing?
guess that can happen with someone as cheerful as you around
How are you, Alice
That one bote
That one plane
I'll feel like dying if i want
Im feeling decent, how are you?
Pretty pissed atm, CK2 refuses to launch properly and don't feel like doing anything
Hope you're doing better than I
Where is Kamikaze?
i made the mistake of only saving the top 3.
some i do remember though are:
4 - kawakaze
5 - i-168
6 - aquila
7 - i-58
>something something complaints
I'm in a state of sleep limbo
I just wanna get to hell already
Im constantly in pain limbo. Your point?
hey to the both of you :)
I'm pretty sure my point is clear
Right thumb joint / muscle feels strained. Both ankles are deteriorating and my right is swollen. Both knees are painful to bend. Hips are painful. Right shoulder is starting to feel pain at extreme movements. Constant state of nausea.
And if you felt like this for a month you would be complaining too. A single night of sleep deprivation is nothing.
My sleep schedule is roughly 3am until 8
It works out fine when I don't have to be up at 6am
TBH i do need a new job
Then its a one off thing. Dont be a bitch.
I may. Dont really know. Im sure its possible.
Something that would make me happy? Like pounding that really nerdy girl in my spanish class? But she already has a boyfriend. I'm spending my spring break alone. My dad hates my gun hobby.
No, it really isn't one off
And I don't think 4-5 hours of sleep is really healthy
Young people can have arthritis too, you know
I have it
Who cares, it's Mexican
I'm played out on games.
I might watch Watamote.
I hate TV.
I hate movies and haven't been to one since I left my gf.
no habla espanol
white holidays suck
I hate christmas
I hate you
september 11, 2011
>since I left my gf.
My friend told me he's on drugs.
I slapped him and said "No, you have drugs in you."
It's okay. I'm hopeless.
She was toxic and nearly got us both killed in a suicide attempt.
I'm spectacular! how are you?
what kind of drugs?
I'm still here for you. I'm sorry, it does sound like you've been through hell, and I hope you find a way to make peace with it.
mexicans: celebrate winning a battle
americans: celebrate eating
All I really wanted was to fuck that cute nerd :(
Mexicans celebrate winning a battle, Americans celebrate winning a war against one of the most powerful empires in history
what a rare occurrence, a wild kouhai
you're going to be on the other side of the wall tbqh
Its enough to survive if your body is used to it.
Mid 20s. Probably medication induced.
i'm not cool enough to hang out with you guys
I hate you
I live in Mexico
I still have the urge to just lay on the floor and sleep
Yeah, next time beat somebody more impressive than the French
And win a whole war
Listen to some soothing dishwasher noises.
I can into KanColle but barely. The wiki doesn't have translations and explanations of everything I would like it to, but at least shit is up and running, sort of. Needs some kind of translator. How ya holdin' up, /waifu/?
you're more of a bully than when i last saw you
Since when is a woman soothing?
I prefer this, tbh
I'll do my best :)
Who are you btw?
Too many to list, but maybe some form of weed, LSD, PCP and some other shit.
Louise dubbed me love-anon! I'm just here to hopefully make someone smile each day. that's my goal!
w o w that sounds like a lot! is he being safe, at least? please look after them <3
Here's a classic
Thanks love-anon :) Have a great day
CRASHING THIS PLANE
w i t h
s u r v i v o r s
I am ok i guess
I actually really like this one! it's fun to run normal sounds through paulstretch and sample from them.
only if you have a good day as well <3 hopefully I'll see you around again.
just okay? do something to take care of yourself! make today a great day for you <3
Have more creepy shit.
Well i certainly appreciate your care
But it can only be ok when your power is out and you can't be at home
I'll be sticking around for a bit :)
No drugs = dangerous person
Drugs = Sedated and chill.
I will into Kancolle with you; what would you like to know?
(Pic is a representation of what Shinano would have looked like as a shipgirl, had she been completed as a third Yamato-class battleship)
that's good to know! I'll keep being around until I sleep, and hopefully I'll be around tomorrow as well! maybe we can talk more often and you can tell me about your guns <3
wouldn't it be easier for him to find another outlet rather than expensive illicit substances?
A wind storm. Been without power since yesterday. And I'm fine.
He has his sources.
And he's usually on five layers of LSD.
I'm gonna assume that power is still out over there?
How's it going Misaki?
hopefully the response teams get the lines fixed soon! they may be swamped, there's only so many people properly trained to work on line repair.
I... see. I suppose as long as he remains safe, that's the most important thing! please do look after him, though <3
I have a shaky but extant understanding of the basics- gone on a couple of sorties, done repairs and stuff, thanks in large part to the wiki's meager help. I just don't know what most of the buttons say and have trouble putting a fleet together in a way beyond cramming six ships together, because everything is in moon.
Download Kantai Command Center extention for Chrome
Ah, so you're into the game? I can help you then; do you have any way to into Discord or anything?
It would be even better if you had a Twitch thing that I could watch what you were doing :3
I shouldn't mind him as much as I should mind the conflict going on. Today there was almost two fights converting drama between my friends.
Sure. Whenever you'd like.
Houki out of nowhere!
I've been better admittedly. I guess I finally got what I was waiting for and bombed the stats test. The good news is so did everyone else, but I've had an interesting week in school.
My old man freaked out about the fact I was purchasing extra mags for my new gun and implied I was going to shoot up a school with them. He's usually quite brilliant, but even with his Army days behind him he hasn't figured out it's not a good idea to carry one magazine for a pistol that fires ten rounds.
Oh of course. They're also saying that it might not be back on till Sunday. So that's nice.
How's your night?
Of course but it's still irritating. Especially since it might not be back till Sunday
you don't happen to live in a place shaped like a glove, do you? if so, I can verify that the teams working are for sure working twice as many hours as normal! I know the damage and being powerless sucks, but they're doing all that they can.
we can be friends, anon. what's up?
It has done little for me. I can't move jack shit around or change anything- just look at it. Japs, y u no want westerners to play your games?
You want a Tenryuu? I can do that
I can't really help with nostalgia for lost times though :(
You're still on solid ground overall though, no? These exams are starting to blur a bit, but that's normal. I guess my equivalent would be doing all of the performance reports and financials at work for each month.
How does your dad feel about your gun hobby overall? Mine is ex-Army as well, but he taught us pretty well growing up.
Sorry bro, but you're talking out of your ass right now.
You could try watching some gameplay videos on youtube; just watching people set things up should help you learn how to do it yourself
Seriously things were getting real bad.
Someone was ready to fight, the other was ready to die. The same girl who laid in my lap told some beta to be like "Man up and stop letting them harass you."
Indeed i do. Why do you work for them?
I get a lot of people don't have power. But i guess at least it's the weekend and not during the week.
Damn man, so where are you staying in the meantime?
I'm resting after a long day of work- mostly spent the day getting the monthly data sorted out for a meeting with our executive mgmt, then we had some accounting issues at the end of the shift, and an employee got stranded in a company vehicle since his keys went missing. I luckilly had a spare and got it out to him, but that time in traffic was pretty irritating. One more day at least.
>shaped like a glove
I don't know why it took me so long to realize this. Even longer than realizing the shape of Alabama as a side view of a guy with a mullet.
Yeah, I have an 85%. I just miss that A-. Most everything else is cool, but my composition teacher has become a real witch. Bad, bad grades for everyone it seems.
Eh, he's questionable. He bought a .44 Taurus and 1,000 rounds of ammo for it ($1000) on a whim, but thinks that a .22 1911 with one magazine is a great gun for me to keep in my car and that I don't need an AR-15 with 30 round mags (5 round hunting magazines should be enough he says)
Mind, this is the guy who supposedly qualified as an expert with the M9 and M16A2, so I'm not certain where this retardation is coming from.
Yuuko? Hmm. Are you on in the mornings? I see her sometimes then, I think.
it sounds like maybe it's just a toxic group that need to choose to separate ways. I'm sorry that it happened, though!
I have connections to them. at least two people I know usually work 9-5 in offices, but instead are out until either midnight repairing lines, or from 4PM today until 8AM tomorrow finding and putting caution tape/guarding downed wires. please be safe though! don't get too cold, and stay away/report any downed wires you see!
it's a big old mitten with a fish up top!
Two to the one from the one to the three
I like good pussy and I like good trees
Smoke so much weed you wouldn't believe
And I get more ass than a toilet seat
Three to the one from the one to the three
I met a bad bitch last night in the D
Let me tell you how I made her leave with me
Conversation and Hennessey
I've been to the muthafuckin' mountain top
Heard muthafuckers talk, seen and dropped
If I ain't got a weapon I'm a pick up a rock
And when I bust yo ass I'm a continue to rock
Getcha ass of the wall with your two left feet
It's real easy just follow the beat
Don't let that fine girl pass you by
Look real close cause strobe lights lie
We 'bout to have a party (turn the music up)
Let's get it started (Go head shake your butt)
I'm lookin' for a girl with a body and a sexy strut
Wanna get it poppin' baby step right up
Some girls they act retarded
Some girls are bout it bout it
I'm lookin' for a girl that will do whatever the fuck
I say everyday she be givin' it up