Waifu claiming thread.
Previous:>>724953972
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
still here
Best girl Aya claimed
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KWeqFIUT0DA
Claiming best girl
>>724966667
hello "not drunk" friend
not here for much longer
賢狼ホロはいびきをかかぬ!!
>>724962491
My dear waifu may be a deity, but she isn't a god.
internet love machine: activated!
>>724966969
hello <3 how was your day?
>>724967311
Ey bb, how bout u pop dat pussi ;^)
>>724967280
be safe whatever you do <3
>>724967281
but deities are just gods in a polytheistic belief system!
>>724967311
hello miss Purple <3
>>724966872
o that's the crappy live version
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wxpM2OpoT7g
Add Nobody#5930 on discord
stop being gay
http://waifuforum.boards.net/thread/12/second-wf-waifu-claiming
https://a.pomf.cat/ohmvor.mp3 (embed) (embed) (embed) (embed)
Avatarfags get out of my thread
Spiders get out of my bed
Voices get out of my head
Zombies get out of my dead
Niggers get out of my shed
Spics stop stealing my bread
hehe anon you a real cutie~
Gas dogfuckers
this is a autistic avatarfag internet dating rp thread
i wish i was dead :o
>>724966819
*sip*
>>724966834
ayayayayayayayayayayaya
>>724966887
finnish nigger
>>724966969
owo what's this
>>724967281
..piano Holo!
>>724967662
h o l y moly I like this one! it's so bright and happy
>>724967299
can't complain really it has been ok
>>724967281
where have you been !!
>>724967795
Yeah, it's pretty great. Most images of Saya are mostly green, blue or red.
Goodnight everyone
>>724968110
Goodnight. Hope you post more tomorrow!
>>724968110
Goodnight Aya, sleep well
>say no to lewdposters
>>724967878
that's good! I'm glad to hear that <3
>>724968087
I like the flowers! they make it all happy
>>724968110
goodnight friend! sleep well!
>>724968110
G'night!
Hello friends.
>>724968319
I like you, anon.
Positivity makes the thread comfy.
*hug*
>>724968110
Goodnight Aya, sweet dreams.
>>724968319
what about your day ?
>>724968479
<3 <3 <3 positivity is what we all need!
>>724968576
it's been good! I talked to people in here and hopefully made someone smile today
that's all I'm trying for <3
Wouldn't it be entertaining if Sachi was the positivity anon
>>724968729
I don't even know who sachi is <3 apparently I'm Alex though, depending on who you ask?
Anyone else up for overwatch? i got three slots open
I have such a burning passion for my waifu.
We've been together over 3 years. She's the love of my life.
カラミチーマス
>>724968926
If you are willing to play with the most toxic person you have ever met
>>724968729
Positivity anon is posting too slow and meaningful posts to be Sachi.
>>724968926
Really wish I could, sounds like a lot of fun. So many reasons why I can't. You guys go have fun though
>>724969101
Hi Rem
>>724969191
Yes as long as you're willing to play with ex-console trash
>>724969221
Alrighty then
>>724968926
Sure, I just finished my edits. Is there a Discord call?
>>724967459
Hmm that's a different definition than the one I intended. I thought any being(or thing) with some kind of power above normal humans that is being worshiped could be considered a deity
>>724967662
>>724967921
I've been out there in the wild.
>>724969221
I can try posting faster if you want <3
I just had to move to a regular keyboard instead of a laptop!
>>724969270
Add Redrum#11525
>>724968926
Maybe after I'm done with my daily quests on HearthStone, for how long will you be playing?
>>724968723
guess that can happen with someone as cheerful as you around
>>724969221
Hey, you.
>>724969341
technically yes! by polytheistic we could be counting greek and roman belief systems
>>724968198
>>724968292
>>724968319
>>724968430
>>724968479
wtf I've been posting way longer than aya and he gets way more love than me
>>724969448
>trump era
>RNGstone
Superclaim
>>724969541
I just like Aya. Not the Anon.
>>724969341
watch out for ticks
fuckers are merciless
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Aw44PzSQAZg
>>724969526
I do my best <3
>>724969541
I like you too, mister anon! how are you today?
>>724969370
No need if you're not in a hurry. Quality > Quantity
>>724969541
Sorry anon, I must have missed you, have love foe you tooo
>>724969614
fyi I dont dislike the anon, why dont you like the anon
>>724969781
im good
>>724969533
If I can make plants grow faster with my mind and people start worshiping me, am I really a god?
>>724968266
how do you lose sight with double glasses?
>>724970003
Oh! No no. I don't have any animosity toward the anon. Frankly I don't really know him. Like I said, I just love Aya, too. If anything we have a lot in common.
Hello..
>>724970428
>>724969887
<3 thank you! I'll keep that in mind
>>724970003
that's good
did you do anything fun today, anon?
>>724970428
hello miss Planelegs!
I'm tired, but not enough to go to sleep
Kill me
>>724970874
nope <3 no one's allowed to die here
please have a good day and feel like not dying!
>>724970811
Hello, anon
>>724970466
How are you, Alice
>>724971068
That one bote
>>724971283
Give back my waifu, or else i'll kill you
>>724971283
That one plane
Sup
Goodnight <3
>>724971039
Okay. I will sleep now. Stay positive, positive anon.
>>724971416
No killing, please
>>724971416
Never
>>724971039
I'll feel like dying if i want
>>724971283
hello friend!
>>724971489
sleep well <3 have a nice, rejuvenating rest!
>>724971489
i hope you don't wake up alex
>>724971428
Im feeling decent, how are you?
dude redheads lmao
>>724971591
please no! be happy instead <3 what makes you happy?
>>724971617
Pretty pissed atm, CK2 refuses to launch properly and don't feel like doing anything
Hope you're doing better than I
>>724971615
I'm Alex too now? I can be if you want me to. Not waking up sounds alright, maybe I get to spend my last moments in life with mai waifu
>>724971851
Dying
>>724971715
Where is Kamikaze?
>>724971283
Tet?
>>724972008
:( I'll feel good for the both of us, how's that?
>>724971615
I thought I was Alex!
>>724971972
you're not alex?
who are you? -_-
>>724972178
No
>Kurumi
>>724972175
Yes?
Back again.
>>724972221
I go by no name. Do I need one?
>>724972441
Welcome back Misaki
>>724972051
i made the mistake of only saving the top 3.
some i do remember though are:
4 - kawakaze
5 - i-168
6 - aquila
7 - i-58
>>724970874
>something something complaints
>>724972441
hello miss Misaki!
>>724972265
I'll be sure to keep that in mind <3
>>724972537
yes
>>724972178
you are
>>724972645
I'm in a state of sleep limbo
I just wanna get to hell already
>>724972752
okay! I'll be Alex again <3
Goodnight
>>724972863
Im constantly in pain limbo. Your point?
>>724972537
>>724972658
hey to the both of you :)
>>724973036
Night, bote
>>724972972
don't heart me -___-
>>724973103
Why are you in pain?
>>724973103
I'm pretty sure my point is clear
Im about to kill myself
>>724973036
sleep well!
>>724973186
how has your day been?
>>724973221
I'm sorry friend
>>724973322
please no <3 you matter to someone.
>>724973322
make a will and leave all your shit to me
>>724973322
Don't.
>>724973322
Stream it
>>724973429
don't friend me -___-
>>724973246
Right thumb joint / muscle feels strained. Both ankles are deteriorating and my right is swollen. Both knees are painful to bend. Hips are painful. Right shoulder is starting to feel pain at extreme movements. Constant state of nausea.
>>724973315
And if you felt like this for a month you would be complaining too. A single night of sleep deprivation is nothing.
>>724973537
will do!
>>724973315
>>724972863
>>724972008
>>724971591
True waifu
>>724973575
My sleep schedule is roughly 3am until 8
It works out fine when I don't have to be up at 6am
TBH i do need a new job
>>724973429
It's okay.
I'm alive.
>>724973914
alive is good, but please do something to take care of yourself today <3
>>724973764
waifu is not for lewding, anon!
>>724973575
That sounds terrible. Do you have arthritis or something? You don't sound well at all.
Get shrekt
>>724974030
Like what?
>Claiming Yuuko.
Hello.
>>724973838
Then its a one off thing. Dont be a bitch.
>>724974043
I may. Dont really know. Im sure its possible.
>>724975541
something that makes you happy <3 you'd know better than me!
>>724975565
hello friend!
>>724975754
Something that would make me happy? Like pounding that really nerdy girl in my spanish class? But she already has a boyfriend. I'm spending my spring break alone. My dad hates my gun hobby.
>>724975739
Too much lipstick
>>724975851
games? anime? television? movies?
something must make life okay, friend <3
>>724975739
No, it really isn't one off
And I don't think 4-5 hours of sleep is really healthy
>>724975739
You have a very lovely waifu though. I'm sure she wants you to feel better.
If I may ask, arthritis is something I see in older people, are you older?
When is Cinco De Mayo?
>>724976085
7/11
>>724976085
idk uwu
>>724976085
The 32nd of December.
>>724976051
Young people can have arthritis too, you know
I have it
>>724976085
Who cares, it's Mexican
>>724976085
Either you are troll or do not speaka the Spanish.
>>724975952
I'm played out on games.
I might watch Watamote.
I hate TV.
I hate movies and haven't been to one since I left my gf.
>>724976379
I'm sorry, friend. I wish I could help you more <3
>>724976303
no habla espanol
>>724976282
white holidays suck
>>724976240
I hate christmas
>>724976239
I hate you
>>724976227
september 11, 2011
>>724976379
>since I left my gf.
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>724976557
april 15, 2013
>>724976568
I thought you left
>>724976557
why uwu
>>724976661
owo what's this
>>724976650
>>724976557
At least we don't have a holiday names after mayonnaise
>>724975754
How are you?
My friend told me he's on drugs.
I slapped him and said "No, you have drugs in you."
>>724976454
It's okay. I'm hopeless.
>>724976568
She was toxic and nearly got us both killed in a suicide attempt.
>>724976700
>>724976703
WE
>>724976789
I'm spectacular! how are you?
>>724976826
what kind of drugs?
>>724976967
I'm still here for you. I'm sorry, it does sound like you've been through hell, and I hope you find a way to make peace with it.
>>724975565
senpai (・ω・)
>>724977026
me again :o
mexicans: celebrate winning a battle
americans: celebrate eating
>>724977086
'k
>>724977260
did i surprise ya? uwu
Idle Piffle
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0fythUObp5p
>>724977412
Great you are here !!
>>724977075
Thanks
All I really wanted was to fuck that cute nerd :(
>>724977140
Mexicans celebrate winning a battle, Americans celebrate winning a war against one of the most powerful empires in history
>>724977086
what a rare occurrence, a wild kouhai
(・ω・)
>>724977140
you're going to be on the other side of the wall tbqh
>>724977491
we've all had a cute nerd we wanted to fuck
hopefully another comes along soon for you <3
>>724977707
you're the rare occurrence here(・ω・)
>>724977336
no
>>724966680
Have you ever seen neet pussy? http://neetpussy.com
>>724976034
Its enough to survive if your body is used to it.
>>724976051
Mid 20s. Probably medication induced.
>>724977816
why were you ignoring me yesterday? :(
>>724977808
i'm not cool enough to hang out with you guys
(・ω・)
>>724977569
cheap tactics
>>724977199
I hate you
>>724977707
I live in Mexico
>>724977864
I see a neet pussy every time I look in the mirror.
>>724977908
what a loser (・ω・)
>>724977912
why uwu
>>724978018
you don't talk to tomoyoyo
I wish he talked to people that weren't alice
>>724977983
10/10
>>724978094
i talk to him :o
are you sure you mean tomoyoyo? uwu
>>724977904
Eh probably
I still have the urge to just lay on the floor and sleep
>>724977912
Yeah, next time beat somebody more impressive than the French
And win a whole war
>>724978018
don't bully (・ω・)
>>724978250
are you still learning ruski (・ω・)
>>724977906
wasn't bored
>>724978357
so you only reply to me when you are bored?
you're mean :(
>>724978299
yeah (・ω・)
post the yui collage
>>724978224
Listen to some soothing dishwasher noises.
>>724978543
Why would I wanna listen to a woman?
>>724978455
>>724978512
what a cyka blyat (・ω < )
>>724978533
what yui collage :o
>>724977713
Thanks fam :)
I can into KanColle but barely. The wiki doesn't have translations and explanations of everything I would like it to, but at least shit is up and running, sort of. Needs some kind of translator. How ya holdin' up, /waifu/?
>>724978678
what does that mean? :o
>>724978684
you're more of a bully than when i last saw you
(・ω・)
>>724978686
please try to have a more positive outlook tomorrow <3 the only thing that can make you feel better is you
>>724978700
hello miss blonde! I'm doing well, how are you?
>>724978890
not at all (・ω・)
>>724978642
Since when is a woman soothing?
https://youtu.be/RbFOs3sfho4
>>724978684
the giant autistic tribute you made to robbie :o
>>724978940
you are a homosex (・ω・)
Hello everyone
>juvia claimed
>>724979060
I prefer this, tbh
https://youtu.be/cr6eFl7hCiA
>>724979070
doesn't exist :o
>>724979163
no that's you (・ω・)
>>724979209
hello miss Juvia! how are you tonight? hopefully your mood is as high as that hat is tall!
>>724978936
I'll do my best :)
Who are you btw?
>>724979232
I've seen it :o
>>724977075
Too many to list, but maybe some form of weed, LSD, PCP and some other shit.
>>724979362
have you seen the version with 1k pics uwu
>>724979219
Related
https://youtu.be/wSMpIONuzB8
>>724979352
Louise dubbed me love-anon! I'm just here to hopefully make someone smile each day. that's my goal!
>>724979450
w o w that sounds like a lot! is he being safe, at least? please look after them <3
>>724979460
I've seen the giant one that says "I love you" in the middle
>>724979492
Here's a classic
https://youtu.be/IF2v32xCD0Y
>>724979232
post waifu (・ω < )
>>724979568
Thanks love-anon :) Have a great day
>>724979679
CRASHING THIS PLANE
>>724979813
w i t h
n o
s u r v i v o r s
>>724979298
Hello anon,
I am ok i guess
>>724979679
I actually really like this one! it's fun to run normal sounds through paulstretch and sample from them.
>>724979813
only if you have a good day as well <3 hopefully I'll see you around again.
>>724979872
just okay? do something to take care of yourself! make today a great day for you <3
>>724979568
He needs that much to be safe.
>>724979679
Have more creepy shit.
https://youtu.be/EHSEG9oN38Q
>>724980039
Well i certainly appreciate your care
But it can only be ok when your power is out and you can't be at home
>>724980065
he needs the drugs to be safe? I'm not sure I understand
>>724980362
ah... there were a lot of outages near me as well! was it a storm or something? are you safe?
>>724980039
I'll be sticking around for a bit :)
>>724980615
No drugs = dangerous person
Drugs = Sedated and chill.
>>724978700
I will into Kancolle with you; what would you like to know?
(Pic is a representation of what Shinano would have looked like as a shipgirl, had she been completed as a third Yamato-class battleship)
>>724980626
that's good to know! I'll keep being around until I sleep, and hopefully I'll be around tomorrow as well! maybe we can talk more often and you can tell me about your guns <3
>>724980684
wouldn't it be easier for him to find another outlet rather than expensive illicit substances?
>>724980615
A wind storm. Been without power since yesterday. And I'm fine.
>>724977455
and so are you
>>724980847
He has his sources.
And he's usually on five layers of LSD.
>>724980959
I'm always here
>>724980362
I'm gonna assume that power is still out over there?
>>724980626
How's it going Misaki?
>>724980952
hopefully the response teams get the lines fixed soon! they may be swamped, there's only so many people properly trained to work on line repair.
>>724980978
I... see. I suppose as long as he remains safe, that's the most important thing! please do look after him, though <3
>>724980758
I have a shaky but extant understanding of the basics- gone on a couple of sorties, done repairs and stuff, thanks in large part to the wiki's meager help. I just don't know what most of the buttons say and have trouble putting a fleet together in a way beyond cramming six ships together, because everything is in moon.
>>724981210
Download Kantai Command Center extention for Chrome
>>724981210
Ah, so you're into the game? I can help you then; do you have any way to into Discord or anything?
It would be even better if you had a Twitch thing that I could watch what you were doing :3
>>724981181
I shouldn't mind him as much as I should mind the conflict going on. Today there was almost two fights converting drama between my friends.
>>724981039
Why is that?
>>724981210
Also this>>724981368
>>724980847
Sure. Whenever you'd like.
>>724981046
Houki out of nowhere!
I've been better admittedly. I guess I finally got what I was waiting for and bombed the stats test. The good news is so did everyone else, but I've had an interesting week in school.
My old man freaked out about the fact I was purchasing extra mags for my new gun and implied I was going to shoot up a school with them. He's usually quite brilliant, but even with his Army days behind him he hasn't figured out it's not a good idea to carry one magazine for a pistol that fires ten rounds.
>>724981427
that sounds messy :( I hope situations resolve themselves in a good way. you deserve as much.
>>724981046
Oh of course. They're also saying that it might not be back on till Sunday. So that's nice.
How's your night?
>>724981181
Of course but it's still irritating. Especially since it might not be back till Sunday
>No Tatsie
>No Tenryuu
>No Tats
>No OG Yuuko
>Syndra made 1 post
>Rory is still around
>No shiro
>I'm sure Hand is in disguise
The group I knew is long gone.
>>724981451
I don't know
>>724981642
you don't happen to live in a place shaped like a glove, do you? if so, I can verify that the teams working are for sure working twice as many hours as normal! I know the damage and being powerless sucks, but they're doing all that they can.
>>724981643
we can be friends, anon. what's up?
>>724981643
Shiro is on discord, Yuuko usually swings by
>misaki
>>724981368
It has done little for me. I can't move jack shit around or change anything- just look at it. Japs, y u no want westerners to play your games?
>>724981643
You want a Tenryuu? I can do that
I can't really help with nostalgia for lost times though :(
>>724981643
I'm sorry for not being in that group
>>724981473
You're still on solid ground overall though, no? These exams are starting to blur a bit, but that's normal. I guess my equivalent would be doing all of the performance reports and financials at work for each month.
How does your dad feel about your gun hobby overall? Mine is ex-Army as well, but he taught us pretty well growing up.
>>724981847
>Yuuko usually swings by
I haven't seen him in what feels like half a year, when does he come on?
>>724981847
Sorry bro, but you're talking out of your ass right now.
>>724981904
You could try watching some gameplay videos on youtube; just watching people set things up should help you learn how to do it yourself
>>724981599
Seriously things were getting real bad.
Someone was ready to fight, the other was ready to die. The same girl who laid in my lap told some beta to be like "Man up and stop letting them harass you."
>>724981835
Indeed i do. Why do you work for them?
I get a lot of people don't have power. But i guess at least it's the weekend and not during the week.
>>724981642
Damn man, so where are you staying in the meantime?
I'm resting after a long day of work- mostly spent the day getting the monthly data sorted out for a meeting with our executive mgmt, then we had some accounting issues at the end of the shift, and an employee got stranded in a company vehicle since his keys went missing. I luckilly had a spare and got it out to him, but that time in traffic was pretty irritating. One more day at least.
>>724981835
>shaped like a glove
I don't know why it took me so long to realize this. Even longer than realizing the shape of Alabama as a side view of a guy with a mullet.
>>724982115
Yeah, I have an 85%. I just miss that A-. Most everything else is cool, but my composition teacher has become a real witch. Bad, bad grades for everyone it seems.
Eh, he's questionable. He bought a .44 Taurus and 1,000 rounds of ammo for it ($1000) on a whim, but thinks that a .22 1911 with one magazine is a great gun for me to keep in my car and that I don't need an AR-15 with 30 round mags (5 round hunting magazines should be enough he says)
Mind, this is the guy who supposedly qualified as an expert with the M9 and M16A2, so I'm not certain where this retardation is coming from.
>>724982141
Yuuko? Hmm. Are you on in the mornings? I see her sometimes then, I think.
>>724982239
it sounds like maybe it's just a toxic group that need to choose to separate ways. I'm sorry that it happened, though!
>>724982324
I have connections to them. at least two people I know usually work 9-5 in offices, but instead are out until either midnight repairing lines, or from 4PM today until 8AM tomorrow finding and putting caution tape/guarding downed wires. please be safe though! don't get too cold, and stay away/report any downed wires you see!
>>724982624
it's a big old mitten with a fish up top!
NEW
>>724982702
NEW
>>724982702
>>724982212
Lol I have Shiro on discord and see yuuko here every other 3 days
Two to the one from the one to the three
I like good pussy and I like good trees
Smoke so much weed you wouldn't believe
And I get more ass than a toilet seat
Three to the one from the one to the three
I met a bad bitch last night in the D
Let me tell you how I made her leave with me
Conversation and Hennessey
I've been to the muthafuckin' mountain top
Heard muthafuckers talk, seen and dropped
If I ain't got a weapon I'm a pick up a rock
And when I bust yo ass I'm a continue to rock
Getcha ass of the wall with your two left feet
It's real easy just follow the beat
Don't let that fine girl pass you by
Look real close cause strobe lights lie
We 'bout to have a party (turn the music up)
Let's get it started (Go head shake your butt)
I'm lookin' for a girl with a body and a sexy strut
Wanna get it poppin' baby step right up
Some girls they act retarded
Some girls are bout it bout it
I'm lookin' for a girl that will do whatever the fuck
I say everyday she be givin' it up