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I found this cat. Dubs decides what I do with it.

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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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I found this cat.

Dubs decides what I do with it.
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pet it
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>>724965077
Milk it.
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>>724965077
suck its dick
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>>724965077
did you learn all you know about the world from cartoons? How is that a cat, in your mind?
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>>724965481
That is obviously a cat, anon.

Stop trolling.
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fuck it and then eat it
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>>724965177
>>724965218
>>724965414
Yall fuckers can tell that is a deer right?
>>724965077
Drive it to my house and i will care for it unti;; it dies
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>>724965177
WIN
now deliver
OP
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fuck the shit outta it already
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>>724965589
*until
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>>724965077
Sharpie in pooper
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>>724965589
>Yall fuckers can tell that is a deer right?

Holy shit guys, he's right!
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>>724965622
would you look at that, dubs
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Look after it until it grows up then release it.
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>>724965837
Roll
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>>724965837
This
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>Cat

Posts pic of what is clearly a chihuahua
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>>724965837
Plz
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>>724966095
that's a parrot you retard
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>>724965837
this
>>724965589
or this
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>>724965837
100% this
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Pet it and call it a good dog for me
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>>724966372
Kill yourself you edgy motherfucker
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Love it forever
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male cat = suck his dick
female cat = fuck it
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>>724967462
post moar
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Keep it and name it george
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>>724966582
lol you little faggot. Watch this, the world isn't sunshine and rainbows. People do worse than this to other people just because they get hungry or pissed off a cartel.

https://videopress.com/v/2YAgi2D8?hd=1&autoplay=0&permalink=1&loop=0The
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>>724967781
>>I conceal my lack of empathy and insecurity by laughing at things im scared at.
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been waiting all day to get on after work. this is the first thing i see ok i guess thats enough 4chan for today.
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>>724968052
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>>724965077
let it grow up, kill it and make it into swiss steak.
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>>724968052
>I try to act superior to everyone by meaningless morals and emotions I attach to everything.

People killing animals doesn't concern me, not even a little. I'm not afraid of it. I can tell you are a liberal faggot because you guys always assume people that don't agree with you are scared of things. Quit projecting. I am plenty empathetic, but it doesn't overcome my nerves or move me emotionally. Ex, Asians eating dog. We have been just as brutal to sheep and pigs and cows. No one sheds a tear for them and most ages we didn't put them down quickly. It has to be done for our survival, that fact means you must brace yourself. These creatures died so that we can live because they are less fit than us. We are apex predators. Open your eyes and have empathy for your own kin. Mankind deserve to survive. How much stronger are we that can celebrate our survival than those that don't have the steel to go through with it?

https://www.liveleak.com/view?i=04c_1423469707&comments=1&safe_mode=off
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>>724966372
Wtf you piece of shit
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>>724965589
what deer, i see a feline domesticus...
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>>724968819
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>>724965837
this will objectively kill it.
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>>724965481
>>724965589
>>724966582
>>724968052

Newfag.

Stop posting and
>>>/reddit/
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OP here.

I was going to raise it anyway, so good on ya, all you non-edgy folks.

Standard policy is to bring it to a deer refuge once it is able to function of its own accord, so it may be raised then by people who will reduce its dependency upon humans. It will eventually be released to a wildlife relocation area, where it will be free to run wild.

To the edgy faggots, you're not cool, just douchebags.

Love,
OP
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>>724965077
Put it in a box, spray paint a target on it, then take it to your friend's outdoor range. Ask friend to try out your new gun. Let him go up to check group size and realize what he's done. It's hilarious, one of our friend's did this with their cat when it got old. Putting them down is like $200 wtf? So it's always how we put down pets now. We just don't tell our family's what's up.

If you don't know anyone with an outdoor range then let it go and make more friends.
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>>724969387
sure but someone else will hunt it and eat it so fuck off
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>>724969607
That cannot be prevented.

This is the life one leads in wildlife rehab.

All you can do is do the best for the creatures in your care, and give them a chance at life.
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>>724969387
OP confirmed faggot.

Raising it counts as an exotic pet and you probably need a special license and a certain amount of land for it to run around in that's closed off. Have fun blowing several grand for a fucking animal. I bet you also think kids are too expensive.
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>>724969387
Spin it!
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feed it and take care of it until its an adult and then watch bambi with him
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>>724969949

I work in wildlife rehab.

I have a state license.

A deer this small does NOT need a ton of room, I've done this for years, and when they're this small, they need an enclosure with moderate space. (a garage is plenty of room)

Nice try thinking you know what you're talking about, though.
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>>724965077

> Not recognizing tegederm with some sort of catheter like inserted dorsally

Is this an LP shunt of some sort? Clearly some sort of veterinary care.
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>>724965077
Name it Cutie
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>>724967462
disgusting. of course it's something a nigga would do
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Feed it grain and alfalfa, it will taste so much better when you throw it on the BBQ.
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Put Sharpie in Pooper
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>>724968733
Not that dude but that isn't the point. Inviting a domesticated animal into your home, probably belonging to another family, and brutally killing it and mutilating its corpse is cruel and sadistic. From how you show yourself here you are incredibly apathetic. You might think you are empathetic, you certainly are not.
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>>724966372
I will fucking cut you nigger
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>>724969387
>MUH EDGY
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Fuck it in the ass
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>>724967847
I hope someone cuts your stomach open and lets your guts fall out
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>>724971253
>m-m-muh edgy
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op fuck it so hard
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>>724966372
>triggered
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OP made my day :) funny thing about sadistic fucks is that they feel like a little, helpless animal every day, so they do this shit to feel the power. in society they are zeroes, nothing
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>>724965077
The fuck is on its back? I'm guessing you work at a vet and it just got some shots or something. Nice try, faggot.
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Is that a male or a female deer?
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>>724966372
did that cat cry?
if not then why not
roll
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>>724965589
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>>724965077
Pet it bitch
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>>724965077
raise it as your own then have it turned into sausages in 10 years
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rape it
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>>724965077
stab it with a knife
and just leave the knife inside.
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Burn it.
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>>724965077
>I found this cat

u fucking idiot. thats a baby fucking giraffe where did u find that
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>>724968733

You are a slant or a sandnigger. Don't even try to deny it, I smell your corrupted genes from miles away.
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fatty fat fat fat
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Have a loving and committed sexual relationship throughout its life
And after until it becomes too rotted to use
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>>724968733
Yeah but you hadda respond so it must have hurt u mami, look how deep you just got on yourself.
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Roll: Raise it and nurse it like it's your kid until it runs away. Don't be a faggot OP.
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>>724973059
>>724973359
Oh shit, two 59s next to each other. I think that counts as dubs.
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>>724973359
roll
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>>724965077
let it go you dumbass

i bet its fucking dad is looking for it
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>>724973505
>Its dad is looking for it

Do you know nothing about nature? It's gonna be the mother dip shit.
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>>724966372
Proof that some humans are basically garbage
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>>724966918
Hmm dubs
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>>724965177
>>724965077
Fucking do it OP, first post got dubs that matched your dubs

You must pet the baby deer.
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Why would you let it go, chances are its too fucking retarded to realize whats happening. It will either get fucking rekt by the food chain, get hit by the car or get shot by some murican/where ever the fuck you reside.

The best thing to do is to kill it and eat it, that way you fatten it up, save some money while meanwhile in the process get a delicious meal.
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>>724965414
this
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>>724966372
It's funny that this picture still gets these kind of reactions after all these years.
Fucking newfags.
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>>724965837
this
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>>724967462
fucking niggers
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