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Nuclear armageddon is upon us. Unfortunately there isn't

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Nuclear armageddon is upon us. Unfortunately there isn't enough room inside for everyone so only the best of the best can be allowed in

Singles: Fucked
Dubs: Also fucked
Trips: Welcome to your new home.
Quads: Launches the nukes
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F
3333 get.
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>>724938756
Crawl out through the fallout baby...
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I will survive.
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ok
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>>724938756
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I wont die
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launch sequence activated
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>>724938756
Time to launch that nuke
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pls
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Behold
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Will kanye be safe?
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hi
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>>724938756
Let me in
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>>724938756
fuck it lets roll
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Quick someone take my exotic Dildos!
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>>724939776
are you fucking kidding me. I was so fucking close
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>>724938756
Rollin for justice
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Quads get
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Alles kranke Schweine hier
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>>724939776
reroll
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>>724938756
gif related
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Rolling for a chance to get in there and fuck the OP up his bottom before throwing him out into the nuclear winter with my cum dribbling out of his anus. Or something like that anyway.
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I want to die...
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>>724938756
Rollin'
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>>724938756
roll
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let me in please
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ALLAHU AKBAR
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>>724938756
lets do this men
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i want to die
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Give me the nukes
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im in
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Let me in
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we must save the great minds
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>>724938756
K.
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>>724938756
how do i play this game?
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Gonna go rampage before the end
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Roll 777
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let me in
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See you fags on the other side
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no small dicks allowed from now on
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lets gooo
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gibe shelter
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>>724938756
plz quads
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Rollin'
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>>724940174
Not anon. You are a beautiful and you most not die.
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>>724938756
roll nig
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Singles pls. Death is what i crave
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If I get in I'm shitting in all the air filters
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rollin rollin rollin
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>>724938756
that door doesn't seem too strong
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>>724941925
shit
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Lemme in. I have over 30TBs of Loli mangas.
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>>724942176
I'd rather people like you were wiped out...
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>>724938756

In? Pl0x? I praise Kek
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>>724942555
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Plz die
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>>724942380
Just for that I'm going to reroll
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>>724938756
trips gets
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>>724938756
fuck you bitches!
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omg let me in
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Heh singles get
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Fuck all yall
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>>724943355
checked
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what in the goddamn
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lets go Fallout 5
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Roll, and hope I die
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>>724938756
let me in
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>>724938756

Check deez fine grillz bitch
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Theirs a snake in my boot
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Launching in 3.2.1
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Launch them nukes my hoes
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>>724938756
just let me die
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I have resources, take me in!!
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>>724945374
Fuck you my resources are better
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>>724945442
>442
FUCK
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I dont want to set the world on fire
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NAH i want to die
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Rolling
Can I take a gun with me?
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x
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>>724945556
haha
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>>724945556
Fuck off nigger you almost killed us
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Rolling-et'
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>all these faggots still not knowing how to roll trips
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>>724938756
I have much to offer our new society
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>>724938756
Pls
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>>724938756
launch them
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>>724938756
Anyone that survives is getting anally raped by giga nigga
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well then
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>>724945556
Look, I have more guns, its okay.
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i want to live
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Uhm...
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>>724938756
Fucking kill me now
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>>724945663
Don't close the door on me like that !
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>>724938756
Launch!
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>>724945973
Oh FUCK
ITS A SIGN
EVERYONE OUT
REEEEEEE
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>>724938756
C'mon quads. come to daddy.
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I'll get in.
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get
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>>724938756
Fire
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Quads get
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>be me
>be rolling trips
>take the nuke with me in the bunker
>everyone leaves the bunker
>middle earth saved by the smallest of things, in the lord of faggots.
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>>724946667
Oh god plz no
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Does this count as trips?
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Post
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>>724946786
Rolling
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SAVE ME
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>>724938756
You do know that niggers could roll trips or quads riiiight??
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>>724946786
This

>>724947111
The lord has spoken
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Save me pls
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>>724947111
aww lucky
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Shiettt
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>>724946430
more?
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>>724938756
Bring back the bomb
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Nigs
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>>724938756
can a filthy pakistani anon get access?
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Nuke
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I've always wanted to become a nuclear mutant
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Let me in
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I want to also get fucked
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Scoot over fuckers
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>>724938756
nukes incoming - you better be safe by now!
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>>724938756
HALP
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LET ME IN YOU FUCK

I WILL RAPE EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOU
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>>724940054
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>>724947562
damn thing ... work!
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See ya later fuckers
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give me shelter pls
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>>724947977
fuck me
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fuck
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Triple
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>>724947787
we're getting closer... i got this - gimme a second...
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I suck mad cock
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Fuck
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You'll need a femanon inside...
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>>724948920
not with those digits, tubby
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Groovy
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Let me in please, I'll let you fuck my girlfriend
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>>724938756
Help meee
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>>724949199
Almost fucking groovy
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Hey smooth skin
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Let me in I'm a vegan
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>>724938756
let me in
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>>724949366
Dubs twice, shit
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>>724949147
The whole point is to get you to roll for me. Sex is a pretty fucking leverage.
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>>724949366
>>724949455
wubbalubba dub-dubs
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>>724949544
And again !
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>>724949498
Have you seen me? you might want to rethink this strategy
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>>724949544
Dubba dubba wub-lub
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>>724938756

fingers crossed
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>>724949776

fuck!
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Bless me kek, let me be the chosen one
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Let's roll
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I wanna live bby
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Check my quadz
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>>724949885
Nigger faggot
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Going in naked
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Lemme in
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>>724949747
Actually no, I did not. Would agree to fuck a 2/10 midget if that keeps me alive though.
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>>724938756
Rekt
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Gimme some quads
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check out these trips.

shotgun, I'll take the top of the bunk bed
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>>724949994
Femanon 0000 get
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>>724949958
Nuclear winter never bothered me anyway
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>>724949995
A
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>>724949755
what the shizzle muh nizzle
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let me decide this for all of u
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>>724950000
quads give me power

ROLLAN
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>>724938756
let me in mother fuckers
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I be that nigga named Luda
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>>724950333
Alert, alert it's the Atlien intruda
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>>724950333
OH SHIT HE IN
let me in man I have toothpaste
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>>724950333
CONGRATS. Enjoy the cum bunker
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When no entry prefer facing death while being in gym. Sick pumps till ya die
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>>724950454
Hell yeah, bring me that toothpaste
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Rololol
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p-p-p-please.... l-let me in I don't wanna die!
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>>724950658
kek

also still trying to get in
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I'm ready
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Let me in:(
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What do we have, OP and his gay lover >>724950333 so far?
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May i?
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I also have other cosmetic products
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>>724950900
Better gay, than dead. I think...
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ez
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I just want my pip boy
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that door, looks so insecure, it's like made by kids. radiation will go there, and you will die like a rat.
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Come on cuh
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Farewell, cruel world.
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>>724938756
Let me in
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fuck I missed.
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Let me in nigga
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Roll. I have cake
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This thread won't live to see another chance at quads probably.
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>>724951222
Im in
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222
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The fuck am I doing in this thread?
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>>724951203
nigga no
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>>724951238
444
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>>724950783
Let's go man, our time's over soon
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>>724951273
333
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>>724951300
333 NAO
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>>724951333
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>>724951444
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>>724951203
Coolio ein linker Mediziner
Stolzer kleiner Vorkliniker hier

aber im Bunker bist du trotzdem nicht
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>>724938756
fuck yall
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>>724951105
Jumped into this thread just to say this made me literally laugh out loud.
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launch that shit
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rollorino
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>>724938756
Lemme die in peace
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English motherfucker, do you speak it?!
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>>724938756

lemme in!
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>>724938756
KKKKILLL
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iiii
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Red Pepper
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rolling not for me but a statue of the naked banana to be placed in the bunker
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Watching an amagedon movie that is filmed in a bunker right now.....check em
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Quads get, fuck you all.
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>>724938756
B|
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>>724951865
Re role
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>>724938756
I have 159 IQ
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les go
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Plz
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Last one before I accept my fate and go to bed
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*sneaks in undetected*
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roll boi
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>>724952005
Why, Kek?
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>>724952005
Book smarts and real world experience are two different things, anon.
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Save me plox
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I already made it in let me launch dem nukes! Quad!! Start the reacter
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ROLL 4 MADMAX LYF
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>>724938756
how do i launches nukes?
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I have my pass
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>>724952173
*Hides in corner of the bunker*
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ROLLLLL
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>>724938756
Give me nukes
>>
999
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If trips, no niggers.
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Rolling for singles
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>>724949455
The bombs haven't even dropped and we all ready have a ghoul?
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>>724938756
Vault 555 - Get!
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Let me in, you fucks!
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its time
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LET MEME IN I AM AUTISTIC
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gimmie the bombs
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>>724938756
lemme
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>>724950776
*Smuggles you in* your in
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GET NUKED FAGGOT NIGGERS
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Ruuuun
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When I turn into a ghoul I'm gonna hunt all you faggots down with a laser rifle
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>>724938756
fucked?
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>>724949455
I'VE JAMMED THE DOOR OPEN EVERYONE GET IN
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One more chance of raining nukes everywhere
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me
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>>724938756
rolling for nuclear death
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boom
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Nuke it all
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please
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Holy shit, how long does it take for the nukes to get here?

>Inb4 I get quads
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Come on mothefuckers
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>>724953245
Oh good, no quads for me...
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>>724953245
Not for a lack of trying
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>>724953317
Maybe this time though?
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>>724953381
Nope...
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Fuck
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Boom
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10 MORE SECONDS I CANT KEEP HOLDING THIS DOOR OPEN FOR MUCH LONGER
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>>724953507
*Closes door*
>>
>>724938756

And if I were to get quints?
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>>724953597
Everyone would storm in just as the bombs fell
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Let me in this bitch
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omw in, fags
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praise kek
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Eh
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>>724938756
666 get
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good thing I'm an advanced doomsday prepper
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Rollerino
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>>724938756
Whoa whoa, hold the door OP
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>>724938756
DONT CLOSE THE HATCH
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Waiting for those bombs...
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AAAAAAAAAAAAA
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Rollo
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>>724938756
Rollin
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Let's do this, Leeroy Jenkins
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>>724938756
111 get
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I NEED TO GET IN
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TIME TO DIE, FAGGOTS
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Niggers truly do tongueth my anoos.
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Trips inc
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Rip
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Fire!
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