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>Be a 25 year old virgin >Never dated or kissed a girl

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>Be a 25 year old virgin
>Never dated or kissed a girl either
So how old are you virgins?
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Honest question. Why havent you banged anyone?
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30 in 2 months

new voldermort incoming
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>>724936512
I'm 33, but I'm not a virgin.
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>>724936512
Turning twenty in two weeks, guess there's no return
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>>724936512
i'm not a faggot
but I prefer dying virgin instead of having had sex with someone I don't like
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22. Just 8 years to go...
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>20
>fuckit
>become trap
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Currently 18, kissless virgin. I know it's because of my retarded personality, so there's pretty much nothing I can do but sit back and masturbate.
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>>724937290
How does it feel to know there are literal retards who have had more sex than you pathetic virgins?
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>>724937520
Lol. You sound 14. Seriously, sex isn't that big a deal.
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>>724937832
Feels good knowing they couldn't pull out right.
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Go drop some acid and maybe you will be able to realize ur true autosomal and circumvent it, lest u becum a trapeze artist.
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>>724937587
not bad either, 24 here but won't take that route
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>>724937697
Fake it till you make it.
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>>724936512

Turned 30 this month. I guess I'm a wizard now.

Shit I must have been here over 10 years? That can't be right.

Oh well. Anyone want to know what's in store for you virgins?
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>>724937952
But that retard currently knows far more about sex than you do.
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>>724938185
weeb reaction pics?
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>>724937832
its really depressing actually
>>724938018
understandable have been debating on it for ages but wanted to give the normal (male gets female) a try. but im dont want to lose more time as after your mid 20's transition is near impossible
>>724938185
yes
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>>724938185
Why are you still a virgin?
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>>724938254
True, however I don't gotta deal with kids.
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>>724936512
lol was 14 we shared hard liquor it was cool
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>>724938303
Using those is definitely an indicator of a wizard.
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>>724938500
maybe some pics? just started transition?
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i was close to 19 when i finally got laid.

It was good, she was like 5/10 but pussy was tight. Also let me raw dog it so it was better.
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>>724938530
Neither do they. People with downs are usually sterile.
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>>724938859
Honestly though, that's a good thing. So ain't even mad.
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>>724936512
Lost it 3 months before my 25th birthday.
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>>724938608
>>724938802
i hope you have two beautiful children and i hope they get cancer
>>724938726
i vaguely look like a younger and thinner version of pewdiepie with a bit less of a jawline. i never realized it till someone pointed it out shit blow my mind
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22, didn't even fuck in college.
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39. Been Kissed But that's it.
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>>724939052
dont care dont want kids, its better than becoming a trap like yourself is heading towards. Enjoy AIDS
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i lost my v card at 18 and kissed bitch when i was 16 >>724936512
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This bread needs more pics. I have a hard time believing most of you are too ugly to get laid. You fags just need to lower your standards.
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>>724939653
ayo piff ting w8t ur bbm pin m8t?
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Not kiss less, have groped and gotten/given oral but haven't had six. Just turned 26 a month ago.
Going to Tijuana, México to fuck if I hadn't by Oct.
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>>724940133
Poor Mexican whores. Hotter than US Bitches but have to deal with the autists not even US bitches want
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>>724938508

Serious self esteem problems / mental illness. Body Dysmorphic disorder. Had a circumcision when I was 18 (after trying to have sex, I had phimosis). Just find the thought of being intimate with someone kind of terrifying.

Also was/am a sperg.

>>724938500

Not a lot feels different, because adult conversations about sex aren't the same as when you're a teenager or early twenties. It becomes MUCH easier to be a virgin the longer you go, really tbh.

All my friends are having kids anyway. Life isn't about getting laid anymore, not trying to meet some expectation you see on tv.

It's not that bad. But it's lonely obviously.
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Just bang a hooker and get it over with!

Your virginity is not some special gift to give to some lucky girl, it's a minor obstacle to get out of the way so you can learn how to please women sexually. Women don't want someone that doesn't know what they are doing and hy have to train, they want someone that knows what they are doing.

you guys are developmentally stuck at an elementary school level when it comes to sex. You never passed 6th grade. Just go for the GED and get on with your life already!
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>>724936796
probably ugly and unsociable beyond redemption

but my guess is as good as yours
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27. But I've never tried. I feel bad for the guys that do try. I also can't imagine myself fucking anything, and I never do even when watching porn. I think soon I could probably stop fapping forever.
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I mean, I got lucky. I'm 21 now, but lost my virginity at 18. I kinda jumped straight into a relationship straight out of high school, and ended up losing it that way.
If I was single right now, there is a 0% chance I'd be having regular sex. I'm such a fucking weeabo beta boi
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don't worry
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>>724936512
keep getting friendzoned due to my autism and girls thinking it's retarded
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>>724936512
> So how old are you virgins?
Got saved just before 20. Now at 31, I can say the chemical cocktail in our body makes sex highly overrated. And make you do stupid stuff.

Like. Really retarded.

That said, 3 years abstinent, 2 of my closest friends are wizards. Happier than I was in couple.
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21

okay so here goes

>14
>first girlfriend
>first kiss and played with titties
>cheated on me with best friend

>15
>new grill
>kissed, played with titties and pussy
>jerks and blows me but never makes me cum because shes terrible
>only lets me put the tip in because her older half sister got pregnant at 15
>still dated for almost 2 years
>end of two years, shes on birth control for period issues
>get condoms, think we're gonna finally have full sex
>says no
>fuckingdone.jpg

and since then its been a downward spiral of my mental illnesses (BP and OCD) so i've been dealing with that instead of finding grills but think i'm about ready to get back out there

wish me luck!
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Guys it isn't that hard just go outside to practice a hobby or go clubbing.
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>>724937832
I don't care. It doesn't bother me too much that I know I will die a kissless virgin.
>>724936512
Because I'm socially retarded.
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>>724942339
Yeah, all you need is good genes and/or status and money. Or very low standards. Like very very low.

Oh, and you better record the whole interaction or risk false rape accusation. Like when her boyfriend discover she cheated on him.
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>>724936796
I get really strong anxiety around girls because I don't know what to talk to them about. My only interest is videogames. Also I would rate myself a 4/10
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>>724938185
You're lying.
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oh.. wizard here we go!!
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>>724942339
I play football, play instruments etc and have been clubbing. It doesn't matter if you have a deep rooted fear of intimacy, hobbies don't help.
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I am 22 and lost my virginity to a 16 year old earlier this year.

Ask me anything.
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>>724936512
Im socially awkward as fuck. Im 20 and have occasional sex. Im seriously socially anxious. I just dont say much and girls like that. I also dont make a big deal if there coming onto me. Im prob a 6/10 i dont see how you guys cant get laid just leave ur house more.
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>>724939401
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>>724943212
but you're not 5'6'' tall like me :-/
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>>724943212
this is pretty much the right answer

sex isn't some mysterious, hard thing to accomplish, just take it easy
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>>724942225
Good luck dude
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>>724940796
> but my guess is as good as yours

that feel. I know it all too well :-/
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>>724942225
good luck anon
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>>724942721
Go Samba dancing. Get a milf with two kids who has no interest in you besides using your body to fill up a slot in a milf dance class. Often men pay nothing. Yet used to the touch and talking to women.

Or if you like animals, help out weekends at the animal shelter. Usually full of women. On family days (where people go there to get rescues) its good way to talk to people.

For some, intimacy is the long game. You have to start way before that. Getting comfortable in your own skin is paramount.
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>>724943558
>>724943474
thanks bros
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>>724942735

Passport says 87 anon.
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18...
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>>724946241
same here
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>>724937097
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I'm 20, 21 in july, and am a KHV.

Why? Despite looking decent and being fit, I don't socialise with people outside my university class. I don't go to parties, clubs, pubs (sometimes restaurants to eat) and I don't drink alcohol.

I have two female friends that I talk to, one knows what's up with me and that I don't talk to other girls, etc. and she said she's gonna help me lol
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>>724943212
Where do you meet girls? Because if you go to bars and parties and shit with your friends, you're way ahead of some of us. No matter how "socially anxious" you are. You're taking things for granted.
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>>724936512
>tfw your work colleagues are talking about sex and they ask if you've lost it so you lie and say you already did
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Reached my 30's. Then, after seeing I obtained no powers what so ever, I began fucking chicks. Couple of years later I got married. Now my life is pretty... meh. I should've stayed a powerless wizard.
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>>724948545
>finally make friends
>have to invent stories about past girlfriends and sex to be able to contribute to some conversations without being a weirdo
>have to keep up the charade and try not to contradict myself
I can't keep lying all the time but I can't tell them.
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>>724936512
Wraith.

Should An Hero.
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>>724936512
You're a fucking loser
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>>724949524
By your age, your big head should've taken over your little head. Don't make gynocentrism win. Live well by yourself.
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>>724937530
same, i got you man
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>>724936512
29 and I already feel the arcane energies swirling around me. Gonna specialise in necromancy once I get to 30.
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>>724936512
I'm so fucking beta around girls it's unbelievable.
>In a nightclub dancing
>Some girl starts grinding on me
>I don't reciprocate interest in her
>She walks off
I'm like a deer in headlights if a girl expresses interest in me. I fuckin cringe so hard thinking about the times I've messes up chances like this that I don't think i'll ever break out of it.
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>>724940472
You know you can cure phimosis?
Just like those fags stretch ear holes, you can stretch your dick skin. Look it up.

Well, its too late now.
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>>724943182
What country?
Where did you meet?
Does anyone know/did her brothers beat you up yet?
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>>724951349

Why do you go to the nightclub even?
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>>724951853
I was with friends.
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>>724936512

>Girls used to grab my dick in high school (no grab.)
>Still a virgin
>20 y/o :/

About to just pay a whore for the succ.
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I weigh 300 lbs. BMI 44. 5 foot 10. 23.
Need I say more?
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19, only had a few encounters with neighbors and my step-sister. But that was when I was a child
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>>724936512
turning 23 this year. thanks for the pic, im really hoping to become a wizard right now.
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>>724952302
Wouldn't you like to lose some weight ? Work the fuck out dude and get a grip of your life
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20. Ready any day no. Not super unattractive, and I'm not fat (actually fairly well built). I just have literally 0 confidence and a bit of a baby face (which is the source of my confidence-lessness)
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>>724936512
I'm 31. Waited till wizard status then went all out. Currently waiting on sti results and I'm going to pledge the rest of my life to monogamy if I'm clean.
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42

don't be like me
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>>724942625
>false rape accusation
its all the shit you think about that makes you unfocused or brings you to the state of mind where you don't want to have anything to do with women. you can watch MGTOW videos or do whatever the fuck but the sex topic will always sourround us, we just have to leave our houses and talk to people in our age.

>>724937832
i don't care really, i've seen ugly ass couples before and i rather want to die as a virgin than fucking an ugly ass bitch (nowadays we have makeup and if she looks like shit with makeup you better don't wanna put hands on her) or a slut bitch which could fuck your best friends tomorrow.

both options are kinda meh and all those bs sites and apps like tinder giving us dating partners like consumption articles. if humans would treat each other humans, that would be cool ya know. but i don't have to tell you this since we are on 4chan. and its my own fault that my only friend is a total nihilist who can't go out because of his attitude. what now?
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19, everyone everywhere I go treats me like a child, or retard. Granted it is warranted because I tend to talk to my self, and am not very social. But thats because I become extremely nervous I'm the couse of conversation
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Who cares about sex, im 21 and i already gave up on making all that effort to pound some trashy bitch

I just jack off and done, i would rather focus on my self, not gonna waste my time in dating and playing child mind games to maybe get some future fat ass let me fuck her...

Its a complete waste of time tbh
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>>724953877
>its all the shit you think about that makes you unfocused or brings you to the state of mind where you don't want to have anything to do with women.

Like the student that got thrown out of campus after he fucked a girl that invited him for sex.

Go back to tumblr faggot.
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>>724954814
Jacking off eventually becomes boring, that's the point I'm at rn
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>>724937832
Go back to tumblr cuck faggot. You know nothing.
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>>724955380
no fuck tumblr. im saying that it sucks that dumbass cunts do shit like that but fuck im not giving it up because of some conniving cunt did some bs. women are also afraid of rape, should we men now be afraid of false rape accusations? what fucked up world is this? seriously...
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>>724936512
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>>724936796
Not OP, but I get along with people fine, get told I'm fairly decent looking.
However, I have massive fear or rejection and everytime I do try it gets fucked over.
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>>724955436
i only fap like once in a week or even wait longer

if you are busy enough you wont even fap
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>>724936796
not op: i like children
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>>724936512
I'm pretty ugly. Also, I don't know if I might have some disorder. I don't feel like I'm the person I see in the mirror. I can't get comfortable in my own skin when I don't know who the fuck it is I'm looking at in the mirror.
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>>724951622

Yep is too late. Never really was given that option, or at least I don't remember. It was a horrible time.

I'm not that bothered, since so many americans are circumsized, even though I'm a britfag.

Fucking sucks. I wasn't given the sort of support I deserved.
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>>724940472
hey I go to work on that subway stop
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>>724936512
>growing up
>poor, moved schools approx. once a year, never had any on-going friends.
>medical condition that still plagues me today.
>causes me extreme anxiety and depression
>causes me to dislike being near people (as in physical distance)
>always extremely short, "you'll grow taller in high school like your father"
>Spoiler alert: Didn't fucking happen
>Very fat
>pulled the short stick on genetics, I'm probably a 2/10, maybe 4/10 if i was skinny.
>had a long distance gf for a year, she cheats on me
>existing trust issues are exasperated
>anger issues

I'm 22 now. I've all but accepted I'm going to live and die alone. I mostly just smoke weed and sit in my room if I'm not at school or work. I've gone to more events recently but no luck.
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