mommy mommy mommy i love you so much is it okay to snuggle together mommy yes of course my sweet little anon your my sweet little boy and mommy loves you very much thanks mommy i love you too what a good boy my little anon is yes mommy hey mommy can i suckle why of course anon thats what sweet boys do so of course you can thanks mommy i love you r yummy milkies mmmmmm yes drink up thats a good boy and makes mama feel good too oh my how adorable hes falling asleep my sweet little anon so precious dont worry anon its okay to go to sleep im right here to preotect you rest my child mmmf mmmmyyyy i wuvv youuu..... i know anon i love you too
Admit it, you'd hit that.
>What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
DO YOU EVEN PAROLES? ESPERANTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>try to speak
>mouth too dry
>go to grab some water
>grab a hot cup of coffee
>pull my hand away
>elbow her in the jaw
>get on all fours to pick up her teeth
>spill spaghetti from my sleeves all over them
>try to stuff the spaghetti in their mouth because I'm blinded by tears and they look like teeth
>call someone nearby for help
>accidentally say "help me, mommy"
>try to run away
>slip on my own urine
>as I fall, my leg kicks her in the uterus
>she projectile vomits the spaghetti all over my ass
>get an erection and start farting
>clamber through the mess to get to my room
>open the door to find every girl I've ever liked on the other side laughing
>try to die
Proper date night and then we'll see how it goes. Size isn't a thing for me cuz I dont have small dick syndrome and I get more pussy than most of y'all basement-dwelling americunt neckbeards here.
(I'm Asian too)
>>Did you just fucking say you wanted to make me your little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, That means I smoked a lot of commander pole and took many men in my ass. Including over 300 confirmed Yemeni Men at one time. I am trained in all forms of sexual pleasure and I’m the top jizz guzzler in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another cock for my anus. I will wipe your jizz out my ass with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me and not actually blow your load in me? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare your anus. The cock that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your anus. You’re fucking me tonight, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can rape you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in hand to mouth sexual punishment, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Navy and I will use it to its full extent to wipe man batter off your miserable ass, You'll never shit without a diaper on, again.. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your tight little anus was about to recieve. I am going to go down upon you, maybe I'll let you use your fucking tongue on my nutsack. But you will also fuck my gaping asshole you goddamn idiot. I will shit your cum all over you and you will drown in it. I'm cumming in you and your cumming all over my face tonight, kiddo.
Fixed it for you anon
will be tonguing her butthole by midnight
>>You did what I calculate Fuck just about sex, it was mainly women? I cut a confirmation from more than 300, and I will take part in the attack on the secret of many Al-Qaeda. Do you know, he graduated at the top of my class in the Navy seals I have. I am, I was out of the U.S. military sniper and top-trained gorilla war in the fog. You have no goals for me. I have not seen you before on this earth, to be exact, which destroyed celebrate sexual love these words of chi me. How do you think you can get away with talking chi me on the internet you? I think that guy again. At this time, since I was in contact with the secret spy network between my IP and the United States, we say hell is better to be prepared for worms. Storm delete poor thing called life. Your death, the crap kids. I can be any where, any time I can kill you in more ways than one hundred and seven, but this is just hand it to them. Besides, I have very extensive training in combat without weapons, I am a little chi in the figure of the continent, and you have access to guns in general, U.S. Marine Corps catastrophic wipe your butt, you will use it to strengthen it. If you only can it was revenge or was a bit ridiculous comment "smart" is coming down, you think language can chi. However, you pay the price fool you rustr white guy, and now can not, but you did not. I was angry chi for you, you are addicted to it. You, you lose.
Lol. Most of you virgins will never see even such a "big" girl in your bedroom irl. Just go jerk off on pornhub like every other 15-year old virgin and don't try to be badass saying she's under your standard
Because she isn't that big, she's pretty, and has nice tits
Attraction is a matter of opinion, sure, but more than half the faggots saying "too fat wouldn't bang blah blah" are probably spineless virgins who if given the opportunity wouldn't pass because she's too fat or whatever, it'd be because they're too much of a fucking pussy to make a move and actually get their dick wet.
Fucking /b/, how i continue to stop in from time to time still bewilders me