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She flirts with you. What do?

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She flirts with you.

What do?
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>flirt back
>go to hers
>fuck her brains out
>never call back
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>>724919405

start touching her waist while moving her towards a couch/bed
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>>724919405
Tell her I don't like big girls.
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>>724919405
Tell her I'm a happily taken man and she needs to leave.
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laugh in her fucking fat face until she cries and posts about it on tumblr
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>>724919521

>tips fedora
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>>724919405
Ayo wagwan piffting
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>>724919405
taste vomit in my throat
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>>724919405
See how much semen fits in that chin cavern.
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>>724919586

I'm not sure that's something a British woman would do.
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>>724919405
I keep seeing this spammed and I don't understand. I'd fuck her though. Even if she has a penis.
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Give her a fake name and story.

Anal.

Never tell a soul.
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Pull out cock rub it between that ass chin
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>>724919405
mommy mommy mommy i love you so much is it okay to snuggle together mommy yes of course my sweet little anon your my sweet little boy and mommy loves you very much thanks mommy i love you too what a good boy my little anon is yes mommy hey mommy can i suckle why of course anon thats what sweet boys do so of course you can thanks mommy i love you r yummy milkies mmmmmm yes drink up thats a good boy and makes mama feel good too oh my how adorable hes falling asleep my sweet little anon so precious dont worry anon its okay to go to sleep im right here to preotect you rest my child mmmf mmmmyyyy i wuvv youuu..... i know anon i love you too
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>>724919740

She's a British chick who looks like a fusion of thick woman with posh-privilege.

Exotic.
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>>724919740
Ellie Roe
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Admit it, you'd hit that.
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>>724919405

>What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
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>>724919405
DO YOU EVEN PAROLES? ESPERANTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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>>724920645
sure, what now?
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>>724920557

Rule Britannica.
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>>724919978
>>724920557
Thanks for the sauce.
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>>724920645
I'm not into big girls but she is somehow very attractive. Would definitely bang.
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Bang her
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>>724919405

Stick her with an insulin needle.
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Say I don't usually get attention from such hot chicks then turn 360 degrees and walk away.
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TFW you will never take her out and listen to her fake Posh accent, before fucking her so hard she babbles incoherently in Essex.
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>>724919405
walk away. no fat chicks
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>>724919405
I would fuck her you goddamn retard.
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>>724919405
Accept , bang her fucking hard , do some feet action , facial
Never call again
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>>724919405
run away to syria
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>>724921146
>360 degrees
>walk away
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Cum
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put my nose up her asshole
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>>724920682
Stop spamming, spazfag
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Roll her in flour and look for the wet spot.
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>>724919405
>tremble uncontrollably
>try to speak
>mouth too dry
>go to grab some water
>grab a hot cup of coffee
>pull my hand away
>elbow her in the jaw
>get on all fours to pick up her teeth
>spill spaghetti from my sleeves all over them
>try to stuff the spaghetti in their mouth because I'm blinded by tears and they look like teeth
>call someone nearby for help
>accidentally say "help me, mommy"
>try to run away
>slip on my own urine
>as I fall, my leg kicks her in the uterus
>she projectile vomits the spaghetti all over my ass
>get an erection and start farting
>clamber through the mess to get to my room
>open the door to find every girl I've ever liked on the other side laughing
>try to die
>achieve immortality
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an hero
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>>724919405
nut deep inside her for hours
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Erotic IRL roleplay.

She plays the rich and spoiled British princess, while I play the hapless American tourist she sexually enslaves.
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>>724921642
>being this new
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Inhale her British farts.
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Rape her then kill her, what else would I do?
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>>724919405
marry her, if she's cool
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take her on a date to the gym
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>>724919515
atta /b/ro *fistbump*
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>>724919405
fuck her over and over and over again
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>>724919405
could you please post more of her??? please???
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>>724919473
/thread
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>>724919405
Proper date night and then we'll see how it goes. Size isn't a thing for me cuz I dont have small dick syndrome and I get more pussy than most of y'all basement-dwelling americunt neckbeards here.

(I'm Asian too)
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>>724919405
fuck the shit out of her
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>>724919515
*tell her you're a fag
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>>724919405
>deal or no deal
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>>724919405
take her to a nice lobster dinner and never call her back
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>>724920682
>>Did you just fucking say you wanted to make me your little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, That means I smoked a lot of commander pole and took many men in my ass. Including over 300 confirmed Yemeni Men at one time. I am trained in all forms of sexual pleasure and I’m the top jizz guzzler in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another cock for my anus. I will wipe your jizz out my ass with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me and not actually blow your load in me? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare your anus. The cock that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your anus. You’re fucking me tonight, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can rape you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in hand to mouth sexual punishment, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Navy and I will use it to its full extent to wipe man batter off your miserable ass, You'll never shit without a diaper on, again.. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your tight little anus was about to recieve. I am going to go down upon you, maybe I'll let you use your fucking tongue on my nutsack. But you will also fuck my gaping asshole you goddamn idiot. I will shit your cum all over you and you will drown in it. I'm cumming in you and your cumming all over my face tonight, kiddo.


Fixed it for you anon
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>>724919473
Id gladly keep her as a slam pig though.
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>>724919405
Politely have a conversation because I'm not an asshole. Then lead the dialogue towards titty fucking her.
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will be tonguing her butthole by midnight
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>>724919405
nice try anon
>no one flirts with me
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Now that is a real woman
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Id split my lungs with blood and thunder, to alert captain Ahab that I've found the white while.
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>>724919405

>Put on my robe and wizard hat.
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Bet her asshole smells amazing through those panties.
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>>724921408
spot the newfag
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>>724919405

set oven to 450 degrees
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>>724927032
>>You did what I calculate Fuck just about sex, it was mainly women? I cut a confirmation from more than 300, and I will take part in the attack on the secret of many Al-Qaeda. Do you know, he graduated at the top of my class in the Navy seals I have. I am, I was out of the U.S. military sniper and top-trained gorilla war in the fog. You have no goals for me. I have not seen you before on this earth, to be exact, which destroyed celebrate sexual love these words of chi me. How do you think you can get away with talking chi me on the internet you? I think that guy again. At this time, since I was in contact with the secret spy network between my IP and the United States, we say hell is better to be prepared for worms. Storm delete poor thing called life. Your death, the crap kids. I can be any where, any time I can kill you in more ways than one hundred and seven, but this is just hand it to them. Besides, I have very extensive training in combat without weapons, I am a little chi in the figure of the continent, and you have access to guns in general, U.S. Marine Corps catastrophic wipe your butt, you will use it to strengthen it. If you only can it was revenge or was a bit ridiculous comment "smart" is coming down, you think language can chi. However, you pay the price fool you rustr white guy, and now can not, but you did not. I was angry chi for you, you are addicted to it. You, you lose.
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Fuck her chin vagina
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>>724921173
Nothing wrong with Essex. Just a few cretins that make the rest of us look bad.
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>>724928284
ok i'm almost cum now... lil more plz
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>>724919405
Stop pretending /b/tards.
She is way too hot for us.
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>>724928702
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>>724928932
f u u u u u u ck me e e e e e
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>>724929144
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>>724919405
this is sad
you even can see the thin person inside her
she could look so hot
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>>724929305
aw man, that was so good... time for a smoke... then one more time - if there's more.
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>>724929834
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>>724919405
Fat women are like mopeds.

Fun to ride but you don't want your friends to see you on one.
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>>724919405
I'd fuck almost anything at this point, and she's not that bad considering.
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>>724929976
yeah baby... here we go again.
i'd do her on a moped
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>>724930247
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im too desperate at this point
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>>724930301
Figures that fat bitch would have no idea what to do with a vegetable
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>>724919405
>>724919405
>She flirts with you.
>What do?

make the white wee wee in my adult diapers
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>>724930301
gotta pace myself.............. see how long i can last........................
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>>724929834
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Lol. Most of you virgins will never see even such a "big" girl in your bedroom irl. Just go jerk off on pornhub like every other 15-year old virgin and don't try to be badass saying she's under your standard
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>>724930756
>>724930933
this is so hard....
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>>724920794
Because she isn't that big, she's pretty, and has nice tits

Attraction is a matter of opinion, sure, but more than half the faggots saying "too fat wouldn't bang blah blah" are probably spineless virgins who if given the opportunity wouldn't pass because she's too fat or whatever, it'd be because they're too much of a fucking pussy to make a move and actually get their dick wet.

Fucking /b/, how i continue to stop in from time to time still bewilders me
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>>724931070
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>>724931131
/r/a7ctwj2r
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>>724919405
Flirt back grab her pussy wtf
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Thats all i can be bothered posting.
Laterz.
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>>724919405
Ask to see her bank account.
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>>724931907
>>724931829
>>724931393
so good - so good - so good -
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>>724931393

looks like a fuckin big mac
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