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How do I get myself kicked out of college without actually failing

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How do I get myself kicked out of college without actually failing anything?

My parents will kick me out on the street if I fail, but if I get kicked out for some bullshit like racism without actually being racist, then I can hopefully live the neet life for many years to come.
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>>724908690
>the neet life

whatever that is its stinking fly-covered bullshit
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>>724908690
you can always rape a girl and pretend you didn't

flip it on them
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>>724908690
How are your grades like in college?
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>>724908998
Average.
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>>724908690
have you considered talking about polities loudly near sjws, din't back down. both sides will get super shouty and the college will blame you as a racist or whatever buzzword they need. "express some really strong religious beliefs" near them, like god hates fag etc
>>724908890
kek
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>>724908690
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>>724909140
Then go study more you lazy sack of shit. Although I can't say I'm much better, I average at a C / D. We both need to revise more.
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>>724908690 >>724909140
>>724908998
why not finish off college with your average grades, why get kicked out? what if you pass and live that neet life anyway
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>>724909393
nigger
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>>724909393
Nigger
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>>724909393
steve is that you?
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>>724908690
Have you tried being racist?
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>>724909441
>>724909486
Nope, I'm white.
>>724909510
No
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>>724908690
Just talk about racial issues like a progessive. But use the term "coloured" instead of "People of colour". That should be enough to get you kicked out.
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Finish college. An education will come in handy for rebuilding the world after Trumputin nuked the half the planet.
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>>724909645
Really bro, really?
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>>724909645
Trump is on the lookout for educated people and doesn't plan on starting wars.
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>>724909393
nigger
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>>724909645
are you fucking retard, trump don't want war. he wants to be fat and lazy and rich. if you wanted a war you should of voted for hillary
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>>724909805
fuck off >>724909776
nigro child
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>>724908690
Here's a little wake up call for you.
What you're living right now is.as close.to neet as its going to get.
If you get kicked out they will make you get a job. The only reason you dont have one now is because you're studying.
Studying is easier than working, just more boring.
Working will take up more of your time.
Right now is the easiest it will ever be before retirement. Realise that and you'll get somewhere
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>>724910028
gay
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>>724910028
gay and retarded
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>>724910028
This anon is right, study hard for all of us tonight OP
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>>724910256>>724910028
someone say anon is right.
>anon is wrong!!!!
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>>724910070
Burst your bubble did it?
Remember kindy? That was easy, year 1 harder 2 harder every year of your life gets fuckn harder. When you're at work you'll remember how easy study was but by then too late.

Your folks wont support you if you dont support yourself, its their job to make you self sufficient
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>>724910015
Well i do happen to be an African American, but i cannot see how that is relevant.
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>>724910403
your a fag
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>>724909805
Fuck off Randy Bobandy
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>>724910416
American implies one is human, nigger.
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>>724909951
Damn she's racist. I think I voted for the wrong candidate
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>>724910403
You lying, I've never worked a day in my life and I'm 36. I've always got other people to pay for shit.
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>>724910403
This guy is talking shit. I work and it's not even that bad.
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>>724910758
Studying is easier though
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>>724910540
Now now, this dehumaniseation is nothing but you're own insecurities. You suck so bad you need to find something wrong with others just so you can live with yourself.
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>>724910403
ye he's right tbh
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>>724908690
Attack feminist points of view. Start passive aggressive argument each single day with random woman. Keep doing it until multiple feminists recognize you. +1 if you do this to feminine principal/teachers. Without a doubt, they have lots of vagina power and you'll end up expelled with your dumb average grade.

Post results.
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>>724910804
Eh, debatable
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>>724910416
It's 4chan of course you're going to be called a nigger here. More so once you actually tell someone. Nigger
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>>724910416
niggas belong in space, leave
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>>724911084
No, your move faggot.
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>>724910576
tbh I'm everyleft, it hurt to have to say i wouldn't vote for the left party
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>>724910937
good idea. i said sjws :P
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>>724911213
No, I mean I should have voted for her.
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>>724911209
SPACE NIGROS aren't allowed here, GO!
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>>724911298
oh kek i see, she knows where people and non peoples belong
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>>724911344
You're not even white. I bet you're some kind of albino stealth nigger
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>>724911344
Well I'm still here.
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>>724911401
;^)
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>>724911277
sjws will demand the least effort. If you play well, THEY will put words into your own mouth. You'll have nothing to do and THEY will take care of your goal. Enjoy!

PS: Post results
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>>724911551
Just punch one of them in the mouth
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>>724911467
this is why people don't want you, your'e uncivilised.if we put a line of melons into space, will you follow them and leave?
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>>724911603
You have to avoid any charges/assault for yourself. Let them be charged. (It will happen)
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>>724911720
ye if they punch you, your parent can;t blame you, thus you get to be one of the lowest manchilds ever
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>>724911674
Nah, you personally are uncivilised. Most whites are against racism, your more of a minority than me kek.
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>>724911903
heres anon
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>>724911903
Trust me we aren't
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>>724912018
That guy actually owns the 2nd largest oil field in Nigeria. Funny how hes become a meme.
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>>724912198
Wow he must make like $20 a day off that
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>>724912198
he porbaly stole the deed
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>>724912198
POIDH
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>>724912168
You wish. Hillary got more votes than Trump. Obama won 2 times and was popular with the majority of whites. Face it cracker your racist kind is dying out, denial only means you'll die out faster kek.
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>>724911423
how did you know, I'm a nigga faggot hybrid
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>>724912379
and at the same time Obama is the most hated for fucking our country more then any other president because hes is a nigger
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>>724912252
>>724912294
You mad whiteboi? Cuz ya'll seem kinda mad, if niggers are inferior and there's some niggers richer and way more successful than you. Kinda makes you double inferior? Amirite bud??
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>>724912587
no only niggers richer then me are rappers and they dont stay rich long because they blow it all on watermelon and chicken kek
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>>724912587
No I was saying that whoever buys the oil off him probably rips him off.
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>>724912580
Kek, he was a shitty president that's why dumbfuck. I mean I'm cool with you in denial low key, cause ya'll won't be doing anything to stop racists from dying out. But it does mean your pretty stupid ypu can't see the writing is on the wall.
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>>724912379
I don't get why niggers call us crackers. It means whip cracker, and any white man unashamed of who he is doesn't really care if you imply that he's a slave owner. So get back in the field and pick my cotton you little coon.
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>>724912379
That more votes meme was only by like 1.5 million people.
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>>724912926
im not even racist im just here to make jokes and get keks look upon this rare pepe but dint steal it you nigger
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>>724912705
That doesn't help you escape your crippling poverty qnd shitty town. Even if that shit was true, face it dude you aren't capable of success but some literal niggers are. Sucks 4 you.
>>724912897
You into capitalism anon. No shit, wouldn't be different if he was white or chinese
>>724913012
That's not gonna happen tho, so why say it? Kinda shows how powerless you truly are kek, this just impotent rage.
>>724913076
Still true don't try to spin it.
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>>724913329
Samefag
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>>724913156
I got some rare shit fam, i am rich in pepes. Don't need yo shit.
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>>724913514
Newfag
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>>724913695
It's not summer yet kiddo.
Go back to 9gag
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>>724913881
U don't even kno what newfag means. Also summer just ended in Australia
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>>724914018
u don't even know what you meme
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>>724908690
Or you could just put in a small amount of effort and not fail. College isn't hard. An hero faggot
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>>724914257
I have the best memes, how dare you.
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>>724914540
kys cuck
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>>724914650
You voted for bush
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>>724914703
You molest 6 year old boys behind bushes
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>>724914869
well i am a Catholic preist i mean they were asking 4 it Anyway
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>>724914966
well I am a catholic and you are a Jew in disguise
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