Waifu claiming thread.
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
I don't like memes
I couldn't think of anybody for the copypasta
I think it's pretty hard to find something cuter than this...
You did ask some gay shit "for a friend"
gay german lolicon
Oh boi, salt master edge-death at it again.
Did daddy make you put glass in your boipussy again?
He is a liar, a fraud and can not be trusted.
What lies did he tell this time?
Gay mexican gay -_-
But y'see, I was there when you asked the gay man himself: Holo. You asked him those questions for a reason!
Your memory is a liar, a fraud and can not be trusted.
Seriously though, the only thing I ever asked of Holo was for him to sing 'Don't Stop Believing' by Journey, which he did. Pretty dope guy.
so angry no kids outside your window today?
You're the liar, fraud and liar!
Moustaches aren't even in the original art smh
I don't even remember what gay shit you asked, I think it was if liking dicks makes you gay or something
Actually I'd be way more angry if they found a way out.
>not knowing they photoshopped the mustache out for the official release
Also it's only gay if the dick is attached to a dude or masculine looking.
tbh I really have nothing against you im just messing with you. I see pedophillea is just another fetish that society doesn't like.
How could you even get a hold of those?!
Huh, I guess I can agree with this
You even know the combination?
Too bad you can't reach the lock from in there, isn't it?
Fetish is a really mean word, I think.
It's not that I get a raging boner whenever I see some girl walking across the street. I honestly care for them, in a romantic, interpersonal and sexual way. It's more than a fetish.
Would you care for your dominatrix, or do you just like being whipped?
I took Yuu Kamiya's daughter captive, then offered him a deal he couldn't refuse.
That's a glorious mustache you're rocking there, but your picture seriously lack resolution.
Yes. Of course. No homo.
At least my moustaches aren't edited in lol
I mean... I'll work on it, moustache master
I feel that way about a dominatrix type women. its the only thing I could want a girl preferably older then me who I can call mommy. (yes I have real bad mother issues). a girl who is protective of me and strong. so yes my submissiveness is not a fetish but my lifestyle I guess
i'm your favorite princess right
Rude! I put a lot of work into these.
I'm glad we came to an understanding. I suppose it's the other way around for me, I want someone I can protect, cuddle and call mine.
If I was a strong woman I'd pork you with a strap-on.
You're currently claiming an angel, not a princess.
But it must be tough not getting all the waifus mixed up, so it's okay. Heathen.
tbh strap ons have never interested me. but thank you for the offer. yeah I want to be protected coddled and treated as theirs so I guess just different strokes.
You need 10 more years to get on my level
You're the one getting things mixed up. It's important to distinguish waifus from avatars from personas.
When are you renaming these filenames fellow heretic?
Probably this weekend, before I leave.
That means I have to look trough the folder and delete some repeats and/or pics I don't like
raphiel is only hotter then satinia because she is an actual sadist kek
Have you considered becoming a trap as well, or do you intend to stay male regardless?
Your punny mustache can't even compare.
Well this is a waifu thread, not a mental retardation thread, so keep your headmates at bay. You're not a princess, you're a double heretic.
Every /b/ thread is a mental retardation thread though.
She's not just hotter, she smarter, purer, cuter, reliable, and any other nice adjective you can think of.
I c. We'll talk better about this later, gaems now.
Fair enough, you can be a princess :o
How is that even fair?!
Have fun playing DST I guess
ill stay male although trap would be cool id rather be just a qt male sub
but she is dom wich makes her hot
What you got?
Wouldn't the trap thing make it even more humiliating, hence more exciting? Especially when you initially don't want to.
Now, now, don't cry. Dry those tears in that full beard of mine.
Post some too.
I'm alright, trying to sort waifu folder, so messy...
How are you today?
I would be ok if she wanted to feminize me if she wanted me to dress like a girl im cool with it. I prefer being treated like a child.
Bradley is sleeping :o
I'm working on a project
I'm either gonna break my laptop or break my laptop
Such subtle stripes....
I can enjoy them. But I've seen a few pictures that were ruined by them.
Don't you have a dick to obsess over?
In your arms? :o
It's an experiment
I'm okay justed finished my university for the week so just going to take some time off
Where's you go to find such a woman? Craigslist?
I'm impressed you spotted them.
I mostly just use the beards to indicate especially aggressive shitposting. Shiro is still cutest just the way she is.
Oh boi, it's an actually tricky looking question.
Do you need it right now, or can I look at it later?
I thought that was your job :o
Lies and slender!
Your gif making skill suck.
I obsess over yours
I'm not lewd
I'll let you know when I inevitably fail
uhh I hope in irl a girl who is into domination and wearing the pants. and is ok with being called mommy. (I dont see why calling a girl mommy is a problem tbh)
break my mind?
Ooh, Esdese is a cutey!
I kinda wanna dominate her, it'd be super thrilling!
Wew lad. Will there be more like this when I'm done?
What a coincidence, that's the same I obsess over :o.
Yea, but how find one?
Are you just going to ask around?
I have eyes for shimapan like a fucking eagle. I have a dedicated folder with over 2500 quality images. I just wish koume had more
She is its a nice change in lolis
I could rant for a while, but for the moment...
Scroll up a little. Lewding the place up.
This is so out of character that it raises the lewdness scale fivefold
uuuuuh no I dont think she would like that no
uh I dont know I just kinda ask girls out like any other guy
I know but it would be pretty fun and dangerous. Also if I could dominate her, I'd be an pretty strong.
I assume you're submissive?
if you could dominate esdeath you would be extremely strong like godlike. yes im very submissive thats why esdeath is a perfect pic
For me it's really fun to dominate people.
Yeah, I would be strong as fuck. I'd have to be a lot stronger than Susanoo, who almost beat her.
Mikasa is the best waifu, all othrr suck ass.
I am full time submissive. esdeath my dommy mommy. susanoo was more worthy but he didnt almost beat her she destroyed him rather quickly
Susanoo could've beat her if it wasn't for her Trump Card, though.
She froze time and the only person who ever negated it was Akame iirc
in the anime they made it seem that way. in the manga she fought all of night raid and killed him as well as injured all of them. and she was killed by more then just akame
>1 million men
>10 other tiegu users
Alright then now I have a girl laying in my lap. What the fuck is even going on.
Do tell. :)
Just first name works. Or what VN. Anything really
Just fine and dandy if I do say so myself.
It was nice while it lasted.
I'll hurry up with my own work, and I'm not even sure if I can solve that one, but boi will I try!
A skill worth putting in your résumé.
It's true, I went trough my Koume folder and found only 4.5 shimapan pics. Many regular pantsu though that I could probably edit.
What have their reactions to your preferences been so far?
More importantly: Who are you claiming?
Pics or it didnt happen.
4.5 lol very well. I'd like to see the .5
Oh my. Mustache up those breasts lol
Let this be a lesson to you. Next time you drug someone, make sure to carry her out quickly and not just sit there like a maniac. Of course it'll end fast that way!
Nah, it's just lewd, not vulgar.
That's definitely a .5 and sir how dare you lewd my waifu! The audacity.
>implying another nuke wouldn't make even greater waifus
I don't know what came over me!
Here's one of the other shimapan btw.
Claiming my waifu Mio she's so cute i love her so much, i love you Mio!
Yeah, it's good. There's a lot of good ones for Terra, but there's way more that just -slightly- get the head/face wrong in the worst way.
I imagine you know what i mean
This is the ideal female body. You may not like it, but this is what peak sexiness looks like.
Hey, verbal abuse is 4.50. You gonna pay upfront?
Now that's rich coming from the one claiming the 6 year old.
I'm officially out for spring break, so yes!
You are me. loli is peak human form
I plan on napping in here in a bit lol
I don't see how I can.
I didn't drug her.
Yee. I understand that quite well from looking for her pics myself.
Also, Tina or Terra? Blonde or green hair?
3d humans can't even compete!
Then that's your mistake.
I think of her as Terra because i played "ff3" when i was a kid.
That said, i'm fine with Tina and blonde.
I kind of think she looks better with blonde hair, but again, i'm more used to the green hair.
My favorites have to be when it's kind of both in a very stylized way.
Naps are the greatest invention ever