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ask a software engineer/developer/programmer anything

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ask a software engineer/developer/programmer anything
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How are you planning your inevitable suicide
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>>724906120

by becoming your step dad
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>>724906072
Can you port IRIX to x86? Source is IRIX_6.5.7.tgz
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>>724906192
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>>724906271

I'm not much of a kernel developer, do you even want me to extract dat file?
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>>724906192
Awesome. You still owe me twenty years worth of allowance you faggot
And you better take me fishing on sundays or I'll bite your fucking dick off
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>>724906072
what language did you start learning first?
Which is your favorite language?
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>>724906780

I started learning C++ and used Java as my profession. But I personally like developing using Node.js because it's much faster.
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yeah, what are you programming on?
What do you think of sticking projects together with massive help of open-source-libraries?
How often a day are you visiting stackoverflow?
since you seem to be the only competent programmer when you claim to be engineer/developer/programmer:
How do you handle deadlines?
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How many cocks have you sucked in your lifetime and why is the answer only your dad's?
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>>724906072
I hope you're paid well. I wouldn't wish that disgustingly tedious job on anyone.
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>>724906072
when people with real skills that actually help people better their lives do you feel inferior or embarrassed?
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>>724907136

>yeah, what are you programming on?

Mostly Web Development and WebServices under Java and other low level stuffs.

>What do you think of sticking projects together with massive help of open-source-libraries?

Open-Source libraries are okay as long as you can maintain them, I mean maintain the person who customize these libraries.

>How often a day are you visiting stackoverflow?

Every single fucking time.

>since you seem to be the only competent programmer when you claim to be engineer/developer/programmer:

Engineer - Is the one who plans, process and design shits
Developer - Is some sort of Engineer but you can be a developer without skill of programming
Programmer- Who does the real shit

>How do you handle deadlines?

I tell to my boss or supervisor in advance that we cannot finish it. If he insist, we prioritize tasks depending on their most needs and severity.
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>>724906964
started using c++
KEK
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>>724907160

I don't remember how many but I remember when I sucked your dad's he shouted your name when he cum
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>>724907184

I have above average salary and two full-time jobs.
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>>724907772
I like you
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>>724907271

Not actually.

Like m00t, Zuckerberg, Gates, Steve Jobs and etc. just got lucky. Many software developers making great softwares, it's all about marketing and discovery.
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>>724906072
What is the Best method/language to write a webbased gui?
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I took a couple classes each of C++, Network Management, Database Management, HTML/CSS, Systems Analysis/Design, Operating Systems, Business Management, Software applications, etc... I decide to specialize in Network Engineering.

Why did you choose to be a code monkey?
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>>724908340


See Node.js, it has lots of things working for presentation oriented software.
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>Engineer
>Developer
>Programmer
pick one
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>>724908370

I strongly believe that my job isn't boring.
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>>724908481

Once I picked one, then I picked one and finally picked the last one. Nailed them all
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Any tips for a beginner in coding? like seriously i just started and i have no idea what the fuck i should begin with.
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>>724907662

Sounds great, goodluck with memory management. it's fune
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>>724908465
>Node.js
How secure? is it like AJAX?
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>>724908656

First, you have to accept yourself that you need to understand things even though you don't want it. Later you will realize.
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>>724908788

Well sort of, AJAX is usually used to call micro services such as HTTP protocols in JavaScript
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>>724908788

If you want to secure things on front-end level, you need more knowledge when it comes to different kinds of authentication, tokenizing and more more more javascript
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>>724908935
Thx anon, It get it. I'm reading about Node.js now
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>> 724908935

Seems like it'll be fun, Any tips on what actually to start with? I tried C++ and it really didn't work out
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>>724909268

If C++ didn't work out for you, try Java. It's 50% much easier.
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>>724909470
I know the basics of Java and a lot of the advanced stuff.
Libraries are easy to pick up on
Worked with it off and on for like 4 years... have a lot of 50% projects which usually extract information from images and apis

Could I get employed as a software dicksucker?
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>>724909770

Oh like m00t? Yes.
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Tabs or spaces?
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>>724910341

Tabs!
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Btw if you want nodejs with a front end library use Meteor. I use it at work we created a Bitcoin selling system with it.
Easy to learn hard to master
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Is it recommended to start with the "Hello world" thing because it really doesn't seem to teach you anything
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>>724906072
Why are you a faggot?
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>>724911043

Actually, "Hello world" is just a comical or should I say common word to express first thing you test a programming language for the first time which is printing strings
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Could u tel me something about turbo pascal?
>nostalgia
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>>724911144

Because you can't be like me
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>>724911389

OH HURDURRR I PROGREM VERY LOW LVL
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>>724910972

What library you use for backend?
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>>724911514
U serious nigGa?
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>>724911602

nigga i aint playing games here
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Hows IT feel sitting ona bench
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>>724911600
NodeJS of course.
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>>724912264

I mean, what kind of library handles your persistence layer?
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>>724906072
How long did it take you to master Java and C++?

How long does it take you to master any language in general?
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>>724912923

Actually, you can master a programming language depending on your preference. In order for you to master things, you need to learn the basics and intermediate facts like OOP and Design Patters.
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>>724912923

I've been working with Java for like 10 years already. I can't say I reach its mastery because technologies are iterating
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