ask a software engineer/developer/programmer anything

How are you planning your inevitable suicide

>>724906120

by becoming your step dad

>>724906072
Can you port IRIX to x86? Source is IRIX_6.5.7.tgz

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>>724906192

>>724906271

I'm not much of a kernel developer, do you even want me to extract dat file?

>>724906192
Awesome. You still owe me twenty years worth of allowance you faggot
And you better take me fishing on sundays or I'll bite your fucking dick off

>>724906072
what language did you start learning first?
Which is your favorite language?

>>724906780

I started learning C++ and used Java as my profession. But I personally like developing using Node.js because it's much faster.

yeah, what are you programming on?
What do you think of sticking projects together with massive help of open-source-libraries?
How often a day are you visiting stackoverflow?
since you seem to be the only competent programmer when you claim to be engineer/developer/programmer:
How do you handle deadlines?

How many cocks have you sucked in your lifetime and why is the answer only your dad's?

>>724906072
I hope you're paid well. I wouldn't wish that disgustingly tedious job on anyone.

>>724906072
when people with real skills that actually help people better their lives do you feel inferior or embarrassed?

>>724907136

>yeah, what are you programming on?

Mostly Web Development and WebServices under Java and other low level stuffs.

>What do you think of sticking projects together with massive help of open-source-libraries?

Open-Source libraries are okay as long as you can maintain them, I mean maintain the person who customize these libraries.

>How often a day are you visiting stackoverflow?

Every single fucking time.

>since you seem to be the only competent programmer when you claim to be engineer/developer/programmer:

Engineer - Is the one who plans, process and design shits
Developer - Is some sort of Engineer but you can be a developer without skill of programming
Programmer- Who does the real shit

>How do you handle deadlines?

I tell to my boss or supervisor in advance that we cannot finish it. If he insist, we prioritize tasks depending on their most needs and severity.

>>724906964
started using c++
KEK

>>724907160

I don't remember how many but I remember when I sucked your dad's he shouted your name when he cum

>>724907184

I have above average salary and two full-time jobs.

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>>724907772
I like you

>>724907271

Not actually.

Like m00t, Zuckerberg, Gates, Steve Jobs and etc. just got lucky. Many software developers making great softwares, it's all about marketing and discovery.

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>>724906072
What is the Best method/language to write a webbased gui?

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I took a couple classes each of C++, Network Management, Database Management, HTML/CSS, Systems Analysis/Design, Operating Systems, Business Management, Software applications, etc... I decide to specialize in Network Engineering.

Why did you choose to be a code monkey?

>>724908340


See Node.js, it has lots of things working for presentation oriented software.

>Engineer
>Developer
>Programmer
pick one

>>724908370

I strongly believe that my job isn't boring.

>>724908481

Once I picked one, then I picked one and finally picked the last one. Nailed them all

Any tips for a beginner in coding? like seriously i just started and i have no idea what the fuck i should begin with.

>>724907662

Sounds great, goodluck with memory management. it's fune

>>724908465
>Node.js
How secure? is it like AJAX?

>>724908656

First, you have to accept yourself that you need to understand things even though you don't want it. Later you will realize.

>>724908788

Well sort of, AJAX is usually used to call micro services such as HTTP protocols in JavaScript

>>724908788

If you want to secure things on front-end level, you need more knowledge when it comes to different kinds of authentication, tokenizing and more more more javascript

>>724908935
Thx anon, It get it. I'm reading about Node.js now

>> 724908935

Seems like it'll be fun, Any tips on what actually to start with? I tried C++ and it really didn't work out

>>724909268

If C++ didn't work out for you, try Java. It's 50% much easier.

>>724909470
I know the basics of Java and a lot of the advanced stuff.
Libraries are easy to pick up on
Worked with it off and on for like 4 years... have a lot of 50% projects which usually extract information from images and apis

Could I get employed as a software dicksucker?

>>724909770

Oh like m00t? Yes.

Tabs or spaces?

>>724910341

Tabs!

Btw if you want nodejs with a front end library use Meteor. I use it at work we created a Bitcoin selling system with it.
Easy to learn hard to master

Is it recommended to start with the "Hello world" thing because it really doesn't seem to teach you anything

>>724906072
Why are you a faggot?

>>724911043

Actually, "Hello world" is just a comical or should I say common word to express first thing you test a programming language for the first time which is printing strings

Could u tel me something about turbo pascal?
>nostalgia

>>724911144

Because you can't be like me

>>724911389

OH HURDURRR I PROGREM VERY LOW LVL

>>724910972

What library you use for backend?

>>724911514
U serious nigGa?

>>724911602

nigga i aint playing games here

Hows IT feel sitting ona bench

>>724911600
NodeJS of course.

>>724912264

I mean, what kind of library handles your persistence layer?

>>724906072
How long did it take you to master Java and C++?

How long does it take you to master any language in general?

>>724912923

Actually, you can master a programming language depending on your preference. In order for you to master things, you need to learn the basics and intermediate facts like OOP and Design Patters.

>>724912923

I've been working with Java for like 10 years already. I can't say I reach its mastery because technologies are iterating