If you don't reply to this thread you will die today

>>724905057
qes ulan

>>724905057
Ko

>>724905057
Story behind pic?

>>724905057
>>724905120
I don't even want to know, lol.

>>724905057
sage

Hi

>>724905229
It does look pretty raw tbf lol but I'm curious now

>>724905057
REEEEEEEEEEEE

you motherfucker

Why

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If you don't reply to my post your mother will die tonight OP

i just wanna live!!

By replying to this thread, OP will receive cancer, and be anally raped.

lol k

Example

>>724905057
y u do dis

>>724905057
K

nigger

>>724905057
fu

Hgdfd

>>724905057
silly

>>724905229
The spring from the office chair came out through the middle and rekt the guys anus. There was a story about it on 1000 ways to die. Lemme see if i can find the clip

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>>724905057
spare me op

>>724905640
Nice

>>724905057
Damn.

>>724905582
shutup

...

>>724905057
Huso!

ugh

>>724905865
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ikxqFwux2SY
delivered. And to be fair, I don't know if this actually happened. This is what seems to be the case from looking at the picture

ok

>>724905944
Holy shit im not bouncing in my chair ever again, nope.

Fuck you op

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>>724905944
what the fuck anon

>>724905057
that would be great!

oh..wait

>>724905381
fuk u all

Deus Vult

k

Curious about the story behind this picture.

hi

shit

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>>724905057

K.

>>724905582
you meanie

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>>724905057

>>724905057
well that's just rude.

k

ok

ok

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pls

>>724905057
Welp

>>724905057
Sage

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Today, tomorrow, no difference.

>>724905057
xD

>>724905057
hmkay dont wanna

>>724905057
Ok ok you got me

Done, u dick!

>>724905057
Whats the story of this?

>>724905944
My sides are leaving the galaxy. That has to be one of the funniest ways to die.

>>724905057
Hi

>>724905057
Nigaas aint shit

>>724906980
asplode

sad

>>724905057
nope

>>724905944

PREPARE YOUR ANUS!

>>724905057
What the fuck happened in pic related

>>724905120
looks like a gun or something was attached to the chair and shot the person's anus

>>724905057
Nooope

>>724905057
no

shiet

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>>724905057
oh fuck off m8

Wtf

Saved

k

K

my ass is itchy

fuck dubs

>>724905057
K

>>724905057
All right then

>>724905057
Implying I am a loser fuck who sits all day on a chair that can impale my anus.

>>724905057
NO!

nigger

>>724905057
>724905057
fuck u

möse

>>724905057
wanna c mah d?

Butch

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>>724905944

>>724905057
Sage

nein

>>724905057
Niggers aren't people

Story on the picture?

>>724905057
no pls

>>724908888

>>724905057
Xd

>>724905057
Ghugcf

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Sweet release

krass

>>724905057

>>724905057
replying

Ok

K

>>724905057
did
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o7LIxWQ1_4g

>>724905057
pls

Reply

Heße? Even if not TS.

You did anal self rape with the chair, OP?

boop

are exploding chairs real?

I can`t die I´M GOD

NO!

YOU WILL OP IF YOU DON'T REPLY TO THIS POST.

F

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>>724905057

>>724905057
K

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KAHOOT LADS

>>724905057
Not edgy enuff, will comply

>>724905057
ô

>>724905057
shit

Fart

>>724905057
Naggers

>>724905057
wtf

im only replying to say fuck you i dont care if i die

memes

Superstition got the best of me

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>>724905057

>>724905057
couldnt risk it

Hi

>>724905057
>Implying that I dont want to

>>724905057
but i want to... shit

>>724905229
Boogie that fát fuck youtuber broke his chair with his fat ass although his ass suffered some injuries

>>724905057
smd cunt

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>>724905057

Aight

>>724905057
faggot

>>724905057
OP is an faggot

>>724905057

Not screwing about with this one.

Dubz and OP dies

>>724905057
Fuck you

........

>>724905057
FAG

>>724905057
OMG

>>724905582
Fuck you.

have a shitty day OP, cheers m8

>>724905057
Funny and original

damn

fuck you cunt

>>724911444
CHECKED

>>724905057
why do I need to do this

Replied

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wow and amazing

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no thanks, i got this OP

cnut

>>724905057

blajh

>>724908050
yaaas

>>724905057
I wouldn't want to die like that.

pff

>>724905057
shit son

>>724905582
k

>>724905057
Come at me you cancer anti-social cunt

>>724905057
ok

>>724905057
dont

>>724905057
bull

No plz

>>724905057
Im not replying to this stupid ass thread so sick of these bullshit if you dont post threads. Being an oldfag I remember when 4chan was great back in 2014

Aight

>>724910118
dude on left is like, cmon man dont fuck this up again

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>>724905057

>>724905944
what the fuck

No I won't.

Really dude... I'm not responding to this bullshit. I'm not going to die to-

ugh

>>724905057
fo

pls no

Ayy lmao

>>724905582
>>724905057

>>724907317
You're fucking stupid

But i wanna die op

pls no

in the good days, this thread would have made it to page 9 with no dramas, no sage

>>724905057
aight

Pleaze no

>>724905057
k

Not falling for this, I will not reply to it, doh!

>>724905057
pls

>>724905057
What if I wanna die and I am replying to this thread? Paradox?

>>724905229
Chinese furniture, not even once

fck u

Noooo

>>724905057
Birk

swag

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>>724905057

луд

looks painful

*Deliberately doesn't reply to this post

>>724905057
kys

>>724905057
Kekpot

your a cunt

safe

Cunt

>>724905057
Don't

>>724905057
Epic les troll face

>>724913087
no im not you know that the chair goes down when you sit on it because of the thing that i dont know how to call it maybe this triggered the gun think about it!

Ok

>>724905057
Superstitious roll

>>724905057
K.

>>724905057
I'm immune

HI

if dubs op has to kill himself

>>724914344
rip

>>724905944
>internet historian

Ok

>>724905057
Fucking autists get off /b/

>>724905057
mju

Not today

>>724905944
its true, it does happen
http://gizmodo.com/5157354/boy-killed-anally-when-office-chair-explodes

14 yo boy died from it

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>>724905944
hue hue hue hue

>>724905120
Typical day in cubicle-lad.

I heard that the air cylinder on the chair was defective, or maybe a fat guy sat in it and it got pushed down too fast, and its top end failed, shooting the chair-raising mechanism right through the guy's ass.

Not sure if truthful.

>>724905057
no me gusta

>>724905120
http://www.weirdasianews.com/2009/07/14/anal-penetrating-chair-kills-teen/

>>724905057
fuck you

Ok

if only

>>724905057
no

>>724905057
.

go rip your pubes out and shove them up your ass

K

Ok

>>724905057
I stopped using those chairs a long time ago when my parents died so I'm not scared.

>>724905057
asd

sup

...

>>724905582
dsa

>>724905057
cancer

Niggers

Check 'em!

Grab em by the pussy

Check

>>724905057

Staying safe.

rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

>>724905057
replied

>>724905057
I'm on the edge of my seat

just in case

>>724905582
i'm not op you niggerfaggot

Looks like someone involuntary took it in the ass, rip there cherry. Very bloody cherry. I wanna live. Yikes.

You fuck

>>724905057
okayyyyyyyyyyy

>>724905057
not bad

>>724905057
that looks too scary to ignore

>>724905057
nooo

wew

>>724905057
safe

sheit better reply

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if you reply to this post your mother will die in her sleep tonight.

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Suck a dick

Im close to a heart attack, so just in case

>>724905057
ok but check em

Oofbut

>>724905057
sigh ok

ok

We're on /b/. Why is anyone replying to this thread? I thought we were all unironically suicidal...

>>724905057

>>724905057
oh no

>>724905057
Ok pls do

no..

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>>724905057

>>724905057
ok

>>724905057
Not Riskin it

>>724905057
Noo

I genuinely hope so - SHIT I replied

hgfhfg

>>724905057
AFASFASFASASFDA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XA2axbKxcoQ

Posted

>>724905057
bich

okay

Nigga

quickreply

really?

>>724905057

>>724905057
wtf

I still have a journey to complete

newfag here. do these actually work?

Ooga booga

You cok

>>724905057
no

ok

>>724905057
ok

How sad, fatty wrecked his seat. Maybe he thinked there is cookie inside..

fuuuu

>>724905057
wont risk it

>>724905057
I don't want to die today thanks

>>724905057
no

>>724905057
ebin :DDD

>>724905057
Fine

i like lyf tho

te

sdfg

>>724905057
looks like a lot of pain in one picture

Goddammit!