If you don't reply to this thread you will die today
If you don't reply to my post your mother will die tonight OP
spare me op
oh fuck off m8
Typical day in cubicle-lad.
I heard that the air cylinder on the chair was defective, or maybe a fat guy sat in it and it got pushed down too fast, and its top end failed, shooting the chair-raising mechanism right through the guy's ass.
Not sure if truthful.
if you reply to this post your mother will die in her sleep tonight.