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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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If you don't reply to this thread you will die today
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>>724905057
qes ulan
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>>724905057
Ko
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>>724905057
Story behind pic?
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>>724905057
>>724905120
I don't even want to know, lol.
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>>724905057
sage
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Hi
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>>724905229
It does look pretty raw tbf lol but I'm curious now
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>>724905057
REEEEEEEEEEEE
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you motherfucker
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Why
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If you don't reply to my post your mother will die tonight OP
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i just wanna live!!
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By replying to this thread, OP will receive cancer, and be anally raped.
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lol k
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Example
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>>724905057
y u do dis
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>>724905057
K
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nigger
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>>724905057
fu
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Hgdfd
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>>724905057
silly
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>>724905229
The spring from the office chair came out through the middle and rekt the guys anus. There was a story about it on 1000 ways to die. Lemme see if i can find the clip
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>>724905057
spare me op
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>>724905640
Nice
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>>724905057
Damn.
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>>724905582
shutup
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...
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>>724905057
Huso!
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ugh
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>>724905865
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ikxqFwux2SY
delivered. And to be fair, I don't know if this actually happened. This is what seems to be the case from looking at the picture
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ok
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>>724905944
Holy shit im not bouncing in my chair ever again, nope.
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Fuck you op
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>>724905944
what the fuck anon
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>>724905057
that would be great!

oh..wait
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>>724905381
fuk u all
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Deus Vult
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k
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Curious about the story behind this picture.
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hi
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shit
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>>724905057
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K.
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>>724905582
you meanie
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>>724905057
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>>724905057
well that's just rude.
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k
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ok
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ok
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pls
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>>724905057
Welp
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>>724905057
Sage
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Today, tomorrow, no difference.
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>>724905057
xD
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>>724905057
hmkay dont wanna
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>>724905057
Ok ok you got me
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Done, u dick!
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>>724905057
Whats the story of this?
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>>724905944
My sides are leaving the galaxy. That has to be one of the funniest ways to die.
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>>724905057
Hi
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>>724905057
Nigaas aint shit
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>>724906980
asplode
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sad
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>>724905057
nope
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>>724905944

PREPARE YOUR ANUS!
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>>724905057
What the fuck happened in pic related
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>>724905120
looks like a gun or something was attached to the chair and shot the person's anus
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>>724905057
Nooope
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>>724905057
no
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shiet
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>>724905057
oh fuck off m8
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Wtf
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Saved
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k
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K
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my ass is itchy
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fuck dubs
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>>724905057
K
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>>724905057
All right then
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>>724905057
Implying I am a loser fuck who sits all day on a chair that can impale my anus.
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>>724905057
NO!
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nigger
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>>724905057
>724905057
fuck u
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möse
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>>724905057
wanna c mah d?
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Butch
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>>724905944
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>>724905057
Sage
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nein
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>>724905057
Niggers aren't people
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Story on the picture?
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>>724905057
no pls
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>>724908888
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>>724905057
Xd
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>>724905057
Ghugcf
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Sweet release
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krass
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>>724905057
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>>724905057
replying
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Ok
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K
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>>724905057
did
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o7LIxWQ1_4g
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>>724905057
pls
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Reply
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Heße? Even if not TS.
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You did anal self rape with the chair, OP?
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boop
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are exploding chairs real?
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I can`t die I´M GOD
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NO!

YOU WILL OP IF YOU DON'T REPLY TO THIS POST.
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F
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>>724905057
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>>724905057
K
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KAHOOT LADS
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>>724905057
Not edgy enuff, will comply
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>>724905057
ô
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>>724905057
shit
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Fart
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>>724905057
Naggers
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>>724905057
wtf
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im only replying to say fuck you i dont care if i die
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memes
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Superstition got the best of me
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>>724905057
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>>724905057
couldnt risk it
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Hi
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>>724905057
>Implying that I dont want to
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>>724905057
but i want to... shit
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>>724905229
Boogie that fát fuck youtuber broke his chair with his fat ass although his ass suffered some injuries
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>>724905057
smd cunt
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>>724905057
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Aight
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>>724905057
faggot
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>>724905057
OP is an faggot
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>>724905057

Not screwing about with this one.

Dubz and OP dies
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>>724905057
Fuck you
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........
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>>724905057
FAG
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>>724905057
OMG
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>>724905582
Fuck you.
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have a shitty day OP, cheers m8
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>>724905057
Funny and original
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damn
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fuck you cunt
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>>724911444
CHECKED
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>>724905057
why do I need to do this
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Replied
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wow and amazing
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no thanks, i got this OP
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cnut
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>>724905057

blajh
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>>724908050
yaaas
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>>724905057
I wouldn't want to die like that.
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pff
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>>724905057
shit son
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>>724905582
k
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>>724905057
Come at me you cancer anti-social cunt
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>>724905057
ok
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>>724905057
dont
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>>724905057
bull
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No plz
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>>724905057
Im not replying to this stupid ass thread so sick of these bullshit if you dont post threads. Being an oldfag I remember when 4chan was great back in 2014
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Aight
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>>724910118
dude on left is like, cmon man dont fuck this up again
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>>724905057
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>>724905944
what the fuck
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No I won't.
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Really dude... I'm not responding to this bullshit. I'm not going to die to-
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ugh
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>>724905057
fo
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pls no
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Ayy lmao
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>>724905582
>>724905057
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>>724907317
You're fucking stupid
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But i wanna die op
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pls no
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in the good days, this thread would have made it to page 9 with no dramas, no sage
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>>724905057
aight
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Pleaze no
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>>724905057
k
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Not falling for this, I will not reply to it, doh!
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>>724905057
pls
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>>724905057
What if I wanna die and I am replying to this thread? Paradox?
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>>724905229
Chinese furniture, not even once
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fck u
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Noooo
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>>724905057
Birk
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swag
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>>724905057
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луд
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looks painful
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*Deliberately doesn't reply to this post
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>>724905057
kys
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>>724905057
Kekpot
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your a cunt
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safe
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Cunt
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>>724905057
Don't
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>>724905057
Epic les troll face
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>>724913087
no im not you know that the chair goes down when you sit on it because of the thing that i dont know how to call it maybe this triggered the gun think about it!
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Ok
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>>724905057
Superstitious roll
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>>724905057
K.
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>>724905057
I'm immune
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HI
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if dubs op has to kill himself
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>>724914344
rip
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>>724905944
>internet historian
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Ok
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>>724905057
Fucking autists get off /b/
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>>724905057
mju
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Not today
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>>724905944
its true, it does happen
http://gizmodo.com/5157354/boy-killed-anally-when-office-chair-explodes

14 yo boy died from it
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>>724905944
hue hue hue hue
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>>724905120
Typical day in cubicle-lad.

I heard that the air cylinder on the chair was defective, or maybe a fat guy sat in it and it got pushed down too fast, and its top end failed, shooting the chair-raising mechanism right through the guy's ass.

Not sure if truthful.
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>>724905057
no me gusta
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>>724905120
http://www.weirdasianews.com/2009/07/14/anal-penetrating-chair-kills-teen/
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>>724905057
fuck you
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Ok
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if only
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>>724905057
no
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>>724905057
.
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go rip your pubes out and shove them up your ass
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K
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Ok
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>>724905057
I stopped using those chairs a long time ago when my parents died so I'm not scared.
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>>724905057
asd
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sup
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...
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>>724905582
dsa
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>>724905057
cancer
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Niggers
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Check 'em!
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Grab em by the pussy
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Check
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>>724905057

Staying safe.
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rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
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>>724905057
replied
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>>724905057
I'm on the edge of my seat
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just in case
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>>724905582
i'm not op you niggerfaggot
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Looks like someone involuntary took it in the ass, rip there cherry. Very bloody cherry. I wanna live. Yikes.
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You fuck
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>>724905057
okayyyyyyyyyyy
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>>724905057
not bad
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>>724905057
that looks too scary to ignore
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>>724905057
nooo
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wew
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>>724905057
safe
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sheit better reply
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if you reply to this post your mother will die in her sleep tonight.
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Suck a dick
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Im close to a heart attack, so just in case
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>>724905057
ok but check em
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Oofbut
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>>724905057
sigh ok
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ok
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We're on /b/. Why is anyone replying to this thread? I thought we were all unironically suicidal...
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>>724905057
>>
>>724905057
oh no
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>>724905057
Ok pls do
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no..
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>>724905057
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>>724905057
ok
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>>724905057
Not Riskin it
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>>724905057
Noo
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I genuinely hope so - SHIT I replied
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hgfhfg
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>>724905057
AFASFASFASASFDA
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XA2axbKxcoQ
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Posted
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>>724905057
bich
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okay
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Nigga
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quickreply
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really?
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>>724905057
>>
>>724905057
wtf
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I still have a journey to complete
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newfag here. do these actually work?
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Ooga booga
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You cok
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>>724905057
no
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ok
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>>724905057
ok
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How sad, fatty wrecked his seat. Maybe he thinked there is cookie inside..
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fuuuu
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>>724905057
wont risk it
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>>724905057
I don't want to die today thanks
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>>724905057
no
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>>724905057
ebin :DDD
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>>724905057
Fine
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i like lyf tho
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te
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sdfg
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>>724905057
looks like a lot of pain in one picture
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Goddammit!
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