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Yo /b/, I took this to /adv/ and they called me a troll and didn't

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Yo /b/, I took this to /adv/ and they called me a troll and didn't respond, so posting here.

I am a 22 year old girl. I'm a virgin and I've never even seen a dick irl before. I have issues with boundaries and things that I'm trying to get over.

There's this guy I really like who I'm going on a date with tonight, and I don't wanna fuck it up. I'm ready to try something sexual, but as I've never even watched porn before I seriously have no fucking clue what I'm doing. How do I even initiate anything and then what do I do? Help pls

Am probably not posting tits because I'm comfy in bed rn and don't wanna deal with a timestamp and my shitty phone camera
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How have you not even seen porn at the age of 22?
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>>724902700
Tits or gtfo
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>>724902700
>Probably not posting tits
Well you probably should if you want help from /b/.
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>>724902828
It never interested me. Like I've come across it before of course, just never actually watched one. I have some mental problems that made touching an issue for me, as well as took medications that killed my sex drive, so I just never was into all that stuff
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>>724902700
timestamp you flipping off the cam
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>>724902700
just kill yourself it's easier.
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>>724902943
I figured at least some of yall would be willing enough to talk about dicks so it wouldn't matter. I've posted them here before and then the whole thread devolves into idiots asking for more pictures. Kinda sucks.
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>>724902700
>on /b/
>claiming to be a girl without posting tits
>I've never even watched porn before
kys faggot
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>>724902878
/thread
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>>724902878
>>724902943
These,
You shouldnt be here if you dont know the rules.

So tits or gtfo
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Tits or gtfo
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>>724903051
Ugggh I hate posting my face even more because I know so many ppl irl who use 4chan. Would just showing my tiny girl hand work? I made the timestamp but reconsidered
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tits or gtfo
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>>724903366
don't post face bitch, just the tits and timestamp
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>>724903366
TITS OR GTFO
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>>724903366
tits or gtfo
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>>724903140
I'm sure we'd all be more than willing to help. Just pull your shirt up, write on something showing a timestamp, and then state your request. /B/ usually has one or two people who give legitimate advice after the rules have been followed.
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>>724903366
checked dub-dubs, but still have to post tits or GTFO
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Fine, fuck all of you, I've been on 4chan for 7 years and it used to be where tits or gtfo was just a meme to seperate femanons from camwhores. It's changed to the point where it's annoying as fuck. Fuck all of you guys, I guess I'll just come clean to the guy and ask him what to do
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>>724903366
Just the tits babe
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>>724902700
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>>724903366
dont do it the hackers can track photos
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>>724903366
Nice dubs.

But no, tits with timestamp or gtfo
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>>724903418
This
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>>724903491
haha stfu ur a guy
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>>724903491
have some patience faggot
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>>724903491
back to lurking then ho'.
and i have just prepared my advice for you, butt fuck you(pun intended)
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>>724903491
no, it's always been for "im a girl give me attention" in general.

nothing about the issue you seek advice for required disclosing your gender. it wasn't an incidental mention. it wasn't something we inferred indirectly.

"im a girl and im having boy problems, please take your time to give me advice"

this is PRECISELY what 'tits or gtfo' is for
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>>724903645
kek
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>>724903491
you're a guy
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>>724903491
you're probably transgender kek lel
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>>724903491
>Fine, fuck all of you, I've been on 4chan for 7 years and it used to be where tits or gtfo was just a meme to seperate femanons from camwhores

This a thousand. Fucking newfags.
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>>724902700
I'll give you a bit of tat for tit:

Unless the dude's a complete fag, or a fucking foreveralone virgin like you, you won't have to "initiate" anything. If the dude's dick and balls are in the right place, he fuckin' will.

I have more to say on how to help you not fuck it up, but ... before I do ... there's a matter of recompense.


Now...

Fuck your "comfy" bed ... you're wanting to get fucked, so you have to get out of your comfort zone anyways, so you best start now, and seize the day!

Let's see dem tiddies.
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what are you hoping for us to say?
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>>724903491
By the way, part of the reason I'm still a virgin at 22 is severe body image issues, mostly because I'm flat-chested af. Fuck. That's why I hate posting tits so much. I went to take a pic just to prove a point and tell yall to fuck off but they're so little I just made myself sad. Whatever, I'm leaving
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>>724903795
Refer to
>>724903541
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Ok I'll bite simply because of my curiosity...

Most likely he will make the first move and altho this sounds cliche, just do what feels right. If the guy is into you, there's nothing really off limits.

Does he know you're a virgin?
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>>724903805
>tat for TIT
noice
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Sex isn't supposed to be confusing or difficult. If this guy isn't braindead all you've really gotta do is ask him into your room or touch his chest a bunch and be generally flirty so he'll invite you to his. Guys love that. As far as sex, don't think too much. Dick goes in the pussy hole or the mouth. Sometimes his mouth goes on your pussy. Clit simulating is important or you likely won't cum. Have fun femanon
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>>724903669
>nothing about the issue you seek advice for required disclosing your gender.

False. Tips for dudes to get laid and tips for chicks to get laid are totally different.
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>>724903856

later bitch
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>>724903838
/thread
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>>724903856
so, you're a confused little boy?
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>>724903856
>mostly because I'm flat-chested af
This is even better, trust me. Please post them for the love of God.
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>>724902700
tell him you are no expert. No biggie. You are the woman, so we expect you to lay down and do nothing anyway...

Also, no teeth
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Just go with the flow. For more information tits
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>>724903856
hAhA stupid no boob trans
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>>724903866
Refer to
>>724903894
U obnoxious cunt
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>>724903856
Nobody here cares how big they are you stupid cunt
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>>724902700
Hi OP

sorry about all the CUNTS on here telling you to post tit pics. They just supported a totally deranged bro on the other thread yelling about girls not going out with him because racism despite him going on about his muslim rights.

b isn't the best place for people who are not kissless virgin aspies/fugs/psychos.
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>>724903541
The problem is, the only thing interesting about me is not my tits, it's the fact that I have a unique plight like most idiot posters on here, and it's just become an argument over something absolutely fucking stupid. All I wanted to know was what to do with a dick, goddam. Shit I need to stop being mad but I can't help it, nobody believes you're a girl on the internet until you post tits which is fucking stupid and unfair and I'm actually fucking leaving now
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>>724903856
you can post pussy if you want, i guess we'll take that too, right guise?
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>>724903856
please don't go, your tits are beautiful
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>>724902700
On /b/ 'never seem a dick before'
4chan is nothing but dick rate threads and dudes with tits.
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>>724904030
i tought you left already, bitch
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>>724903669
>this is PRECISELY what 'tits or gtfo' is for
no it's not you fuckwit.

But to be honest, I just want to see her virgin boobies.
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>>724904028
but she is, so shut the fuck up.
and so are you
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>>724904001
ikr, when it's the closest you'll ever get to them anyway?
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>>724903894
They're really not. A few basic general tips will get you laid regardless of gender. Sure, gender specific tips can help, but it's not necessary.
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>>724904030
ugh we get it, you're a dude
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>>724904028
oh fuck heres the whiteknight. Bro you gets no bitches
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>>724904030
dun lev
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>>724903997
They're not mutually exclusive.
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>>724903856
mentally ill trap detected
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>>724903856

oh please. maybe 10% of guys truly care about tit size, the other 90% either don't care or actually prefer tiny tits.
and tiny tits are less likely to suffer other turnoffs that would be a much bigger deal, like bizarre shape, giant areolas, or saggy udders
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>>724904028
You're a fag. Trust me I'm a doctor
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>>724904030
I believe you, I just want to see some tits. Small tits are great and chances are that you're worrying about them for nothing.

Now post 'em.
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>>724904137
i have one of 3 years. which of the 3 aforementioned categories do you fit into?
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>>724904169
I'm a doctor too, and i also confirm that you sir, are a faggot.
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>>724904030
leave already you fucking self centered cunt
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>>724902700

Tell him youre a virgin, and that you want him to be your first one.

He'll do anything you want after that, as slow or fast as you want.
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>>724904169
other dr. here- not you, but >>724904028
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>>724904028
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8-]
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heh, poor OP is going to die alone and surrounded by cats since she's so bitchy not even /b/tards will take her shit
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>>724904203
>Bitch of 3 years
>On 4chan whiteknight posting
Pick one
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>>724904304
kek lel, she'll kill herself probably
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>>724903491

you should realize that you actually ended up getting sound advice.
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>>724904211
Nah. You're just a trainee. I've been a doctor for the last 60 years back when we could electrocute fags like you
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OP,

the tits excuse they're giving is retarded, too, there's so many things you could have posted that aren't sexual but would point to you being a female. it shouldn't even matter, they didn't ask that other bro to show his circumcised dick.

I love making the screeching autists assmad lol
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>>724904304
kekel
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>>724903869
>>724903888
Thanks but I'm mostly concerned if I try to blow him or something I'll do a bad job? Is there a way I can fuck it up, or like, should it be okay for him no matter what?

I realize I lied about leaving. I just got mad over all the tits or gtfo which I shouldn't have. I just get so fucking sick of it, I also have a really small voice and when I'm playing games online ppl accuse me of using a voice changer and not actually being a girl and all of it just gets sort of maddening after awhile. Guys need to get the fuck over themselves and accept that girls exist and are people too. This is why so many 4channers can't relate to girls at all.
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>>724902700
You got to shimmysham his kanoodle while zeroning and qwatilbong.
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>>724902700
I wonder, how does one make it to 4chan without looking at any porn?
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>>724904422
>I realize I lied about leaving.
Well duh, you're an attention seeker. There's no way you'd have actually left.
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>>724904422
could you atleast post your pussy?
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Do pegging, he will love it
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>>724904422
girls arent people
Your gonna fuck everything up
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>>724904422
Now put a timestamp on your ass and post.
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>>724904465
by lying
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If a girl posts about having been raped by a bro, they tell her to kill herself and she probably asked for it. If a bro posts for advice on raping women because he's otherwise too emotionally dysfunctional to secure one willingly, he gets advice because they see themselves in him.
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>>724904030
You want to know what to do with a dick? Touch it gently, maybe a kiss, when it gets hard: jerk him, firm grip up and down moves, maybe some oral. licking, kissing and taking it into your mouth (no teeth, so open your mouth wide enough or don't do it at all). The rest is more or less up to him, he will initiate the sex if he is a man and sees that you are willing to. Touch your pussy, let him touch your pussy, blabla.
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>>724904422

look plenty of guys will still want to fuck you, but if you want someone who will really love you and want to be together long term, you need a fucking attitude adjustment
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>>724904422
Yeah when you're blowing a guy you want to retract your tongue as far as possible into your mouth, and only open your mouth wide enough to barely accept his dick into it
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ok post something non sexual that proves youre a girl (with time stamp) alright?
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why are you still here?
;-]
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>>724904422
>girls exist and are people too
She's got a point, guys. OP, you're better off asking yahoo answers, to be perfectly honest. These faggots will beg for pics of your tits until the end of time. Find a legit sexual advice forum and ask there. Asking /b/ for sexual advice is like asking a kid with Downs syndrome how to play the guitar.
Assuming you're not just trolling, that is. Good luck.
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>>724903491
>I've been on 4chan for 7 years
Yeah sure, stupid whore.
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>>724904647
>ok post something non sexual that proves youre a girl (with time stamp) alright?
camel toe should be enough
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>>724904703
hundred
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>>724904422
just think of the dick as an oversized, hard clit, that requires less frantic movements.
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>>724904422
>should it be okay for him no matter what?
even if you are using teeth or anything else, he either will enjoy it anyways or stop you from doing it and take lead. Its not fucking up, just accept it. You might get fucked 2nite.
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STOP BEING SUCH A DICK TEASE YOU FUCKING SLAG. JUST POST A PIC OF YOUR PUSSY WITH TIMESTAMP TO SEE IF YOU'RE A GIRL. OR AT LEAST A FAT BITCH, THAT WOULD EXPLAIN WHY YOU'RE A VIRGIN. JUST BECAUSE ITS NATIONAL WOMAN'S DAY DOES NOT MEAN YOU CAN BE AN AWKWARD LITTLE SLAG
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This OP reeks of mentally ill, oversensitive trap
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>>724904745
well you can tuck your dick back and make it look like a camel toe.
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>>724904723
now thats just ignorant
have you honestly never heard of system of a down?
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>>724904614
I didn't mean guys in general, I meant guys on 4chan.

Also all the people asking how I've never seen a dick, I've never seen one irl. Obviously I've seen pics on /b/ but this isn't the board I spend the most time on.

Thanks to those actually giving me advice!

And to everyone calling me an attention whore, I would argue that I become the attention whore the moment I post my body in exchange for people to pay attention to my posts. Isn't that literally what whoring is?
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>>724904647
Fag
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>>724904422
You'd be surprised how many /b/ros are married, which is why I personally give two shits if someone is a girl. Your whiteknights are the cellar dwellers looking to make someone happy. It's fucking sad. I'll call out tits or gtfo any time someone is using gender to get more comments. I don't think you were in this thread, but whatever
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>>724904422
It's pretty hard to mess up a blowjob. Open your mouth wide enough that your teeth don't touch it and go to town. It's likely you won't get it all the way in your mouth. Especially if he's big. Put a hand or two on what you can't reach and sync up your head and hands. Maybe take breaks for air and lick along the underside? There's a little thing where his head attaches to the shaft and it's super sensitive. Just try to have fun. He'll tell you how he likes it I'm sure. If he's gonna fuck you GO SLOW it can hurt really bad the first time. Use lots of lube. Buy some just in case
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>>724904924
how am i a fag? its obvious that op wont post anything sexual, we cant make him so id atleast want some proof.
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>>724904907
pretty please?
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>>724904723
>you're better off asking yahoo answers
Please Please Please post screen caps.
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>>724904723
Asking /b/ for ANY advice is just in general a very bad idea.
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>>724904907
>And to everyone calling me an attention whore, I would argue that I become the attention whore the moment I post my body in exchange for people to pay attention to my posts. Isn't that literally what whoring is?

You are a mentally deranged cunt who clearly doesn't understand that youre an attention whore regardless.
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>>724904956
I'm not using my gender to get more comments. I'm using my gender because I'm trying to ask what guys want from girls sexually. It was relevant
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>>724905135
Answer: tits and timestamp
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I would gladly take your virginity. I, too, am a virgin.
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>>724904422
bad blowjobs are the worst thing can happen.
If you use your teeth
If you don't know how to use you hands
If the mood is not right

you will fuck up everything. Also, you are pathetic and should probably kill yourself
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>>724904964
When I get my cherry popped will I bleed all over the place? Like should I like... lay down a towel or something?
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>>724904907
Shut the fuck up.

All you faggot giving her advice are fucking cancer. I hope you all die and everyone you ever loved dies too.
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sharpie in pooper with timestamp?
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>>724905236
Google is your friend you dumbass cunt.
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>>724905135
If you've been on 4chan for 7 years, you must know that what /b/ wants on a girls is a penis.
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All these newfags replying to her saying "tits or gtfo!" still bumps her thread what a bunch of retarded newfags
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>>724903491
> I've been on 4chan for 7 years
> "s"he is virgin

I see a pattern there
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>>724902700
Just do what feels good. Go with the flow
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>>724905135
See, but you didn't need to specify what men want from girls sexually. Because they pretty much want the same thing from guys if they're gay/bi. So the gender was unnecessary. Just ask, what do guys want sexually? Same results, less hassle.
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>>724905135
Which is why I said I don't think you were.
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>>724905216
oh really? we couldnt tell over all that thirst.
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>>724905219
handjobs are harder to fuck up
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>>724905358
Okay. What do guys want sexually?
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>>724903223
Or you could stop being so misogynistic you fucking white male
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Stop worrying about it you dumb bitch, all you have to do is follow his lead. He'll do all the work and tell you what you should be doing and you should listen. If he doesn't then he's a faggot that doesn't know how to fuck
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>>724905319
/Thread
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>>724905236
sounds like a plan. might be a bit weird if you're getting a towel first, but he will understand if he knows that you're a virgin.
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>>724905425
a picture of your tits with timestamp
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>>724905358
Ok, it's been fun, but i'm gonna tell you what a guy wants
We want to get off, so no matter what you do, as long as we get off, everything will be okay, it could be penetration, oral sex, hand job, foot job, anything you get him to cum and you will be fine
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>>724905425
impregnation by parasitic insects
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Welp. Another BS thread. I'm out.
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>>724905439
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Yeah I felt like google wasn't helping because everything I googled was assuming some level of experience going into it, when I figured 4chan would understand the concept of no sexual experience
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>>724905439
im black and i also want to see your tits. what you gonna say to that? surely you are a member of blm right?
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>>724905439
>you fucking white male
Was that supposed to be an insult?
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>>724905598
how did you find out about 4chan? how couldnt you have seen porn but 4chan?
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>>724905598
you can squeeze the dick fairly hard without hurting it
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>>724905439
>Implying being a white male is a bad thing.
>Implying implications
>Imps' Implications Improbably Implying Impossibilities
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OP at least post fucking evidence you are a female.
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wtf newfags helping
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>>724905899
"She" can't because "she" is undoubtedly trans
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>>724905698
Liiike... this will probably sound reall stupid, but how fast should I even go?

Could someone like link me to some very generic porn that could give me a basic idea of some of this stuff? I didn't wanna just gooogle porn cause there's so much, I don't know where to look, and all I ever hear is how unrealistic it is.

Also I'm kind of scared cause he's tall and has big hands which means he probably has a big dick, right? And I'm really tiny. So if we actually fuck it's going to be terrible for me, right?
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>>724905899
>>724905973
This. OP is probably LARPing dude seeking (you)s or a trans faggot.
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>>724904907
we understand.
we dont care.

>if you want to be taken half seriously you need to timestamp at least.
>doesnt have to be slutty just has to be real proof.

so much for being an oldfag, knowing all about 4chins hey..

youve been busted until otherwise proven OP IS A FUCKING MAN.
ABANDON THREAD
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>>724905899
I mean I could post a timestamp with all my make-up/girl clothes/old stuffed animals/girly room/a box of fucking tampons and you guys would still say tits or gtfo so it's whatever
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The whole tits thing is mostly to check we aren't getting rused by some neckbeard
Ofc, tits would be nice just because they are tits.
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>>724905981
TIMESTAMP or nothing.

>anyone newfag enough to reply only has shit advice... theyre virgins..
prove youre real and youll be help
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>>724904030
honestly? put it in your whole mouth, no teeth, until it is hard enough to shove into your tight wet pussy.

And if that doesn't sound appealing don't bother you'll ruin this guys day.

It's easy as fuck, 12 year olds do this shit.
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>>724906171
then gtfo and don't look back
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>>724906171
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>>724906171
yeah but if youre real people will actually help. this thread will go places.
now is just bait
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>>724906171
Any retard can go to walmart and get a box of tampons
And any trans ugly fag can own all those things
Post something concrete dumbass.
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>>724906328
Derail time
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>>724906328
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>>724906171
just half your face fag.

you know what to do you're being deliberately stubborn

WRITE ON YOUR FUCKING HAND.
Cover your face
this isnt hard, but youre making it
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>>724906416
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>>724906498
this
Do it or gtfo, saged
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>>724906171
.
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>>724906576
pending tits or timestamp.
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>>724902700
this fuckin snowflake shit again.
>im pretty and i dont know how to deal with it
>im also fuckin retarded and never make a 1st move, due to all the fears, but i expect men to overcome their fears
>any sexual activity = pregnancy, thats wy i dont look at porn, or touch myself, cuz idont wanna be a mother just yet
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Cool, thanks everyone! If all goes well I will maybe make a thread later and post proof. At this point I feel bad on principle posting anything but it's /b/ so who gives a fuck.

I'm really not trying to be a cunt and I understand people's doubts. I just genuinely have major body image issues and I can't manage to take a pic that doesn't make me feel like shit. Like I said, there's a reason Im a virgin at 22. I'm not a tranny, but I am kind of mentally ill. Hopefully if stuff works out with this guy, I'll be able to get over it a little though. Thanks to everyone for the advice!
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>>724902700
Sage in all fields.
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>>724906666
the real spidey
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>>724906703
>>724906716
Its over already
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>>724906738
Fucking attention fag, couldnt even take a pic of your hand, stupid fuck, kill yourself
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>>724906171
just post your pussy with timestamp if you think your tits are shite. or is there a cock you fag?
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>>724906738
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>>724906797
faggot detector is off the charts, cuz u r holding it
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>>724906171
>a box of fucking tampons
tampons? ... in a virgin pussyhole?

all the virgin girls i've done and been with all used pads. retard.

i think you just done fucked up dude.
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>>724906738
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superior thread >>724906060
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>>724902700
Just spread ur legs

Now, tits or GTFO
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>>724906767
faggot OP fucking owned this thread.

well done /b/ yall were fierce

you got owned by a fucking virgin on your own board. all of you..

get baited newfags
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>all these whiteknights
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OP, if you're real,
1. Relax ffs, you're a grill you litterally only have to spread your legs, it's the guy who should be stressed af
2. Even with a flat chest you can be sexy, you have 2 arms, 2 legs, 2 nipples and a pussy, that means you have everything to fuck and be fucked like a champ
3. Be HONEST with him AND with yourself
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well this thread was disappointing
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This late in the game and still no tits and timestamp. I am disappoint /b/.
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>>724903491
I'm a female and i've been coming here for maybe 3 years now. I never understood what the big deal is revealing your gender here. But i guess 4chan hates women and blacks while tumblr hates whites and men. I really have no clue where to go at this point.
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>>724907709
tits or gtfo
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>>724907380
oh didn't see your last post, here is a last advice
4. Stop pretending to be "kind of mentally ill" like a tumblr special snowflake. When you'll open your eyes on the world you'll notice EVERYBODY has their own problems
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>>724907709
9gag can be your sword, Reddit can be your shield, and Twitter your armor. With all of these combined, you can post tits or gtfo.
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>>724907709
fuck up cunt.
even guys have to post timestamps.
>unless you greentext

dont fucking talk like this isnt your first post.
admit youre new or prove youre real and we'll relax a little. period. if not. OP is lying.

dont try to race card or gender card the issue.
its not true and you know it
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>>724904956
So if i say "hey i'm a dude" are you gonna tell me balls or gtfo?
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>>724904434
can verify this feels amazing
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>>724907709
no. u can stay.

It was never about hating women.

It was always about lulz and fapping.
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>>724908026
most likely. With all theses trap/mental illness threads, someone will eventually.
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>>724908026
or you could look in a trap thread.
or dick r8 thread
YES!!!

if youre a dude post your fucking dick you maggot

>BEING THIS FUCKING NEW
>wow.
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>>724908026
plausible realistic but probably face and time stamp becuase im not a faggot like you op
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>>724906347
Honestly the mere fact that people ask for help from this shithole is just sad.
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>>724908026
balls or gtfo newfag
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>>724908026
rules are universal.
dont be a victim.
be a /b/ro


same rules apply to me. a little less excitable because the majority here a virgin males..
why are you here for advice again?

you know the sterotype of the virgin fantasy?
its shit. aweful bloddy mess. Put in some prep work.
>"oh im bleeding anon"
>anon : "FUUUUUUUUUU this is gay, im out"
shit root.
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>>724905114
Beta fag cries autistically
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>>724908219
you didnt see the word bait in OPs post?
check again
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>>724904434
what the shittlewittle fuckle-wuckling is a "quatilbong"?
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You just sound stupidly nervous and anxious about this date. Relax, see how it goes, and if you are terrible in bed(all virgins are) hopefully you have some redeeming quality that managed to snag you a date.
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>>724907916
Reddit is ok but i kinda hate the design and a lot of people are kinda pussies there and it's annoying. Twitter and 9gag are complete cancer and there's nothing good on there.
>>724907971
Oh please. When has a guy ever needed to post proof that hes a guy? He only posts proof of something if it's relevant. Plus you gotta be a retard to askn/b/ for advice. Also with all the tranny shit here i still don't get how people ask for tits. I'm not gonna prove shit to you because i gain nothing of it.
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You're going to get your nose broken tonight kek. Oh, anon, I have a confession to make. I'm flat chested, allegedly haven't seen porn at the age of 22, was on meds that killed my sex drive(hormonal therapy to get feminine forms?), but I have this box of tampons and also a dick. Do you <3 me now?

It will end bad. You will end up suffering and probably in the ER. With a broken nose. And an anal prolapse if your guy is a true /b/tard.
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>>724908513
its on pornhub.
fuck off dude.

i know you're 30+ dude
i know what you're doing. the motivation i mean..
stop.
its not ok.
>im being nice
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>>724905425
to jam their cock into a warm hole, flail around awhile and then nut.
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>>724908613
A sword made of cancer is more likely to deal disease damage along with physical damage. Think a little.
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>>724908086
>no. u can stay
As if i need someone's approval to lurk a shithole.
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>>724908751
What is sex for 500
>Flailing
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>>724904422
Just fucking leave,the exit is to the right
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>>724908619
you have spent no time here at all.
tampon box is words dickhead youve proved nothing.

break my nose.
fight me.

i hope he does fuck you. without regard for your comfort or benefit.

i hope he straight power-blasts your cunt without hesitation or fore-play.

i hope i tears i nice big gash between your now gaping fuck-hole and anus.

>you win faggot
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>>724906158
See ya
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>>724907709
ive been on here nearly three years too. ive posted pics of my body countless of times, but rather out of boredom (and i do like my body at all) and not because some frustrated fags told me so. its up to you anyway, dont let people force you to do anythingggg
for your date: honestly just stay calm, porn is not like actual sex, tell him that youre a virgin if it comes to the point and if youre really worried just ask him if everythings fine
and if hes an asshole dont brother talking to him anymore afterwards and dont have sex with him
im gone after this btw i need to work, wish you luck and love or anything you need
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>>724908613
i dont give a fuck about you you fat little cunt..

i have a prediction.

you two will connect and have a great night.

you suck his dick
he'll say its great
two weeks from now he wont know you exist and youll be here crying about it asking what happened because you have no one to talk to in reality.

we fucking know you bitch.

we fucking are you
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>>724908837
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I'm a female but i'm fat. Not tumblr fat but chubby so most guys around me wouldn't date me. My face is pretty if only i didn't have a small double chin. My vagina isn't a roastie thankfully but it does stink because i only shower once a week. My tits are also kinda saggy. I let myself get to this point on purpose. I'm bitter and hate humanity as a whole and i avoid talking to people/socializing. I've had 2 boyfriends in my life when i wasn't like this. So you're thinking "why not post tits". Because if i did you would want to bleach your eyes.
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>>724908613
as i said

any r8 thread.
any trap thread
any advice thread in relation to sexual activity
anytime any kind of remark is make that requires a timestamp.

>lurk moar newfag.
you are just wrong.

HAHAHAHA
i want to see the tits of someone who is so unattractive she is a virgin at 22.. that wasnt a choice anon.

you came to us
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>>724909064
>>724909077
Um why are you responding to me as if i'm OP?
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>>724902700
this is what you should do..
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o7LIxWQ1_4g
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>>724909222
Uhh i'm not OP though...
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>>724906896
thread continued

>>724906060
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>>724904599
blabia!
Lawrence of Blabia!
Blabius Corpus
Come on give me more here
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>>724904422
Wait, you play online games? That's epic.
Why would people assume you have a voice changer? Who the fuck would spend tens of $ just to sound like someone else?
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I really want to see your beautiful flat chest. I'm turned on just thinking about it. You're so strong against this bullshit, yet amazingly sweet to your friends and future lover... You're a goddess.
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>>724911111
checked
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>>724905981
start very slow and work your way up to as fast as possible
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>>724905981
hesus man just got to pornhub or xhamster or someshit
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>>724902700
Probably bait but if not 4chan is not the correct place to ask for help
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