/r/ a banner for my cripplechan board, /eerie/. it's a blog board where I talk about my waifu, Eerie from Telemonster, a korean version of hello kitty of sorts.
someone drew me a banner here on /b/ but it was 100% traced and the drawfag was a huge dick to me for no reason. i can do better for eerie! we all can! having a shitty banner on my board dedicated to my waifu brings me great shame!
i have no money (unemployed) and can't draw so here i am.
you can pick the pose (though i prefer manly stuff, eerie is the embodiment of boyhood) all i ask is that you make it 300x100, or some multiple of that, SFW, and that you draw him on-model.
what i mean by "draw him on-model" is i want to be able to take it and make it monochrome and still be able to tell it's eerie. if it's off-model then the only defining feature will be his color palette.
in other words, make his anatomy just like the refs. i don't like artistic liberties.
CHIBIS ARE OKAY THOUGH, chibis are the one thing i won't require exact precision on. i love a tasteful chibi.
also i realize that the board has no posts other than me but i assure you it's been getting a lot of views lately. i've been advertising it extensively and getting people linking my most "funny epic" posts and mocking them and shit. people do see it. hundreds. so if you want you can put a link to your FA or whatever at the bottom of the banner, i don't mind that. hopefully free advertising for life will give you some motivation to make it on-model cause if it ain't then i'm not using that shit.
okay thanks. here's a video with more refs.
attempt number 11
Requesting Rukia doing something cute or cool with any one pokemon in this album
Pokemon refs: http://imgur.com/a/700pN
Rukia refs: http://imgur.com/a/qItQA
i do plan to do multiple banners myself once i have a tablet. all i can draw is piece of shit chibis though. it'll never compare to even a mid tier drawfag.
and it could be months before i can afford a tablet, i'm unemployed. my birthday is coming up and my mom bought me a pack of cigarettes for my present, it's all she could afford.
wish i was joking about that last part but i'm not
my life's great apart from the financial situation. i have all the necessities of living and then some, i just don't have much in ways of a recreation budget.
did you know they put my love on a fucking bus? i cried tears of joy when i saw this
cause i don't need to and i got better shit to do
>don't need to
>got better shit to do
>complaining your broke, unemployed and live with your poor mother while you beg for furry porn of some asian cartoon
avatar posting as a Korean kids TV show character and asking for people to draw it does not qualify as better shit to do when your mother can't afford anything else than a pack of cigarettes when spending money for someone
i'll get a job then cause i'll need to
nelsha's hot as fuck and a pretty cool guy on top of that
i was asked why i don't draw myself and i explained why, i'm not complaining
i'm not avatarfagging
and i do have better shit to do than work a job i don't need for nothing but recreation money, yeh
You aren't going to make it I'm sorry
this place has changed a lot, being unemployed is unheard of now here? lmao
Yeah, it did.
It's been getting even worse given how popular 4chan became and so did drawthreads, most loli/shota artists have been pushed off and this place becomes the incarnation of /soc/ sometimes.
No. Being umemployed, bitching and whining about be unemployed, complaining that your mother is too poor to buy you the things you want, refusing to get a job all while avatar fagging some queer ass dog. All of it is just sad.
Requesting lewd fairies rubbing themselves on dicks.
Is this you OP?
i was seriously not complaining, i was just hammering in the point on why i won't be drawing anytime soon and why i have no choice but to request here with some self-deprecating humor thrown in. my life's great.
also posting pictures isn't necessarily avatarfagging, thought the general rule was it had to be a reaction within the context of the conversation. of which none of mine have been, but if you want to call it that then i guess i'm just doing the same as 100% of the drawfags are doing already lol
she doesn't need any extra funding from me, she's a friendless NEET herself living off autism bucks.
maybe i should look into that too
you want her phone number so you can text her some "inspirational" normie lifestyle advocacy?
you aren't drawing any of it. avatarfagging is posting pictures of the same character over and over in your posts, do you seriously think just because the cat isn't reacting to the posts you somehow aren't avatar fagging? looks like the autism runs in the family
yes i am diagnosed autistic. my mom's got a physical retardation, not a mental.
well that's a nice liberal stance you have on avatarfagging, though i see it's not liberal enough to consider drawfags avatarfags
i'm getting bored, i was hoping some faggot would write me a nice three paragraph long post about how i need to go to college or something
i won't reply no more after this one since you guys aren't the fun kind of normies, just the ones too lazy to write anything longer than a tweet
Wow, yeah you should probably leave.
yes, because you aren't drawing any of it. drawfags are producing their own content, it's not the same thing as saving screenshots of a show and posting them with no correlation to your post or the posts of people you're talking to. you can label me as whatever you want, but it wont change the fact that you're avatarfagging
[07:17:05] Proud Father: oh man i'm truly thoroughly disgusted heh
[07:17:20] Proud Father: i used the word liberal in a non-political context during my shitposts and THREE FFUCKING GUYS MAN hahahhaah
[07:17:41] Proud Father: three fucking guys were utterly unaware that the word liberal has uses besides the name of a political party
[07:17:48] Proud Father: 4chan is worse than i remember bro holy fucking god
[07:18:35] Proud Father: "why did you call me a liberal, i'm not a liberal!" wwoooohahaoaho
[07:18:56] GaijinHunterNo.1: hahahahhahahah
[07:18:58] GaijinHunterNo.1: what the fuck
i'm not quitting requesting, i just won't reply to normie life advice and shitposts anymore cause they're not stimulating
my favorite song of his easily, right behind Oven Man
yeah, because i wanted to be sure you don't see me tomorrow and go "hey you said you were leaving!"
i said i wasn't replying to boring shitposts not leaving
just wanted to be clear on that
>I'm no gonna reply anymore
you said verbatim "I'm not gonna reply no more after this one", so please do exactly that. stop replying.
Not a good drawfag, but I'm here. I'll take a few simple requests if anyone's interested.
requsting Anne Kennel wearing the virgin killer sweater
would eerie love me back if he were real?
i would've had personal circumstances been different, and i will next election, so a 7 is good enough for me!
i'm not normally a superstitious man but i'm unironically going to believe this stupid dice roll
will i get my sis from robin hood wearing these clothes groping her butt request done today?
hehe nice ty! good draw!
DOUBLE DUBS HHH
To avenge the fallen monastery, I will destroy every magical alliance!
Can I at least have the love of my life?
Still taking request
You may be right. He is a wise man.
give me the request.
(no loli or scat)
u fight for a good cause my friend.
will i end my life b4 i grow old?
I might be able to do that actually. Remind me if you see me around later.
(>>724912452, please don't reply on behalf of other people).
Sorry, but I already started the last request I'll be taking for the morning.
sunflowerofevil.tumblr.com. But just to warn you, it's mostly weird fetish stuff.
/r/ not really draw but more of an edit.
Make the black suit on the pic look like it's melting, like this creature:
Add a cameltoe if possible
You remind me of a brave blue knight I once knew. He was a good individual.
how do i define a russian bear from a normal bear?
My guess would be the depressed look and the bottle of vodka.
Same way you define a russian man from a normal man.
I also just had a pleasant bowel movement... just thought you'd like to know.
BROTHER! I THOUGHT YOU WERE DEAD!
heres a russian slav bear on a unicycle, drinking vodka and smoking marlboro. wearing a russain hat and adidas track suit while juggling live grenades.
if thats not russian enough, i dont know what is.
it wasn't made to be color. but nice work
That it has, my good friend. It's been a good year.
FINE, IM OUTTA HERE
Draw this lad in a shootout with the German police.
heres a rough sketch. anything you wanna change?
anything you say b0ss.
no wait dont leave. its so cold and empty here.
hey yo zim zam, its me, the pizza man.
if you request something good, ill animate it. understood?
This doll with a jiggly booty getting smacked to her surprise/embarrassment
Isabelle/thiccabelle from animal crossing getting a vaginal creampie pumped into her in this position
Can you draw these two having sweet loving (wet diaper sex), both female? If so, could you add perhaps a thought bubble showing them doing the same thing as pre-evolutions?
Well actually, i gotta bike my ass to my pop's place and see if i can set up my new tablet as i stay for the visit , so ha! I gotta go anyways.....in abit
hello. accepting requests.
(prays for actually good requests.)
How far of a tour?
I used to do a 30km ride to my folks place back in the day.
Also, enjoy your visit! don't waste it playing on some sort of electronic device! Spend time with your old man!
they got ran out and now talk in private because decaf developed feelings for an underage German girl despite being 25 with his own gf
Bunny doesn't know what to do in life and is making decisions with reckless abandon due to angst, depression and edginess trying to impress her irl edgy peers and the crazy fuckers she's befriended from the drawthreads
I'm calling it
i fucking PRAYED
id like to see your art
i hope you eat pancakes.
>How old is the Bunn anyway?
I'm not gonna tell you her exact age, but she is underage b&. She's probably told half the people here honestly, someone will divulge that info before the thread 404s
>Decaf can be entertaining at times.
In all my years on /b/ I didn't even laugh at one thing he posted.
>The only problem I see is when they start getting all into each other.
You mean all the time.
>How old is the Bunn anyway?
About 15 or 16
mac n cheese then?
i p r a y e d
Getting better, but I see that as more of a lazy dinner thing, than a lunch thing....
What about a couple of grilled cheese sammiches?
I wouldn't call Decaf "funny" but you can have fun with him at times.
It's not easy, but it can be done.
>decaf doesn't use social media, but very good try
>still believing this
>anon doesn't know decaf has ways of getting in contact that he keeps an absolute secret
>anon seriously believes they aren't taking off thread at this point
Listen buddy, I dislike them as well, but this is all a flagrant lie
Decaf was chill before bunny, don't be a lying faggot
about half the time is them actually talking about things, so again no
She's 17, you're just guessing at this point
Nice trips, AaaaaaaaaaaAaaAaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAaaaaAAAAaaAaaaaaaaaAAAAAA
Well if i dont really know how far it is, only that the hills on the road midway kill my morale!
yeah ive heard they are incredibly hard to draw, i might give em a go
btw dog porn
They are and you should. It really gave me more respect for that style of cartooning.
Unrelated, no offense but what's the deal with that picture? It's been getting spammed so much lately.
You should have seen the hills on my ride home from work several years ago. Tall, steep, and unavoidable.
The hills on the ride to my folks were almost enjoyable compared to those bastards....
It's usually against my policy to draw pictures based on real people, but goddamn, them thighs.
Oh, dang, forgot about that one. I'll at least do a sketch before I go!
really? ive only posted it 2 times...
i'll pass on this one. sorry.
i'll have you know i smell like cat piss and fish. get your facts right.
Glad we both dislike hills
I want to lick your butthole.
Get you on all fours with your butt raised and when you're in such a compromising position lick it up and hold you in place, savoring your squirming and your moaning being like honey to me.
So I was wiping the floor today and it was slippery,
I almost fell.
Request granted, but not in the way you expected.
Still taking request
very uninspired design because i'm a very uninspired person
just... lower your expectations
Slopps, I know where I am. I've seen your work.
I have expectations, but they aren't for some piece of art that could sell for tens of thousands of dollars.
All I ask is you try to do something "fancy".
Too late for wizardry for me.
Too late for being a normie.
Stuck in the limbo.
>people remember this