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LOLI's and megumin

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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LOLI's and megumin
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http://doujin.pomfpomf.moe/info/?id=6605
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/r/ feets
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>>724898734
So someone is here
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>>724898734
Some one is here
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Is someone here?
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>>724899106
I am very passively lurking.

It's almost as if I'm not even here.
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lurkin'
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Slow night in the loli fields, huh?

Makes sense. I really shouldn't be up right now either. But anxiety's a bitch.
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Didn't realize people where here sorry I've gone through 3 threads now I'm pretty much done
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>>724900028
It's cool, anon. Not every night has to be a loli night.
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more megumin pls
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>>724900194
>>724900028
>>724900194
Just for you anon one more
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>>724900135
Why can't every night be a Loli night?!
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>>724900345
it can be but 4 hours of bread makes me sleepy
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I WANNA BE A DAD
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>>724900456
follow your dreams
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>>724900345
You gotta keep your lolis healthy. Give them a night or two here and there to rest and recuperate.

Also because a lot of lolicons around these parts actually have lives. Who would've thought?

>>724900451
You've done 4 hours of loli threads? Damn, wish I hadn't missed it.
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>>724900456
I wanna be your little girl!
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>>724900535
My folder is 562 loli's big =) 241MB of cuties~
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>>724900535
... but but but!.... I haven't had 4 hours of it I only just started!!
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>>724900522
>>724900567
aaaaa >w<
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>>724900644
Well! If you dump I'll go smoke another cone and masturbate till I pass out!! Haha!
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Have some High quality before I finally get off>>724900644
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/r/ing a loli for my 5 inch penis
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>>724900716
Night Anon.
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>>724900702
I'll give you a small dump =)
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>>724900716
Thank you Anon!
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>>724900798
Dose that mean I have been a good girl?!
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>>724900807
>>724900777
>>724900702
Thanks guys glad someone around here enjoys it =)
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>>724898103
>loli loses all strength after oneshot magic spells
Time for the real explosion magic biznatch.
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>>724900865
=) sure
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>>724901248
Just a few more then I'm gonna go pass out
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>>724901361
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>>724901445
Finishing with a finish carry on the loli's with out me =)
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>>724901308
Can I get the artist name?
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>>724901511
Thanks for dumping Anon!
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>>724901585
Yamada (gotyui)
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>>724901713
Thanks man!
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>>724901857
No problem Anon.
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>>724901893
Gonna dump what I have as thanks.
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>>724902089
Sorry for the tentacle. Going by order in my folder.
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>>724902214
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Thank you so so so much for the yummy cummies Anons!!
Time for this little to sleep!! Nini!
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[s]test[/s]
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>>724902267
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>>724902344
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>>724902152
Tentacles are fine too. I'm a man of many fetishes.

>>724902308
[spoiler]You failed the test, Anon.[/spoiler]
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>>724902369
Hey, I failed too, what a surprise?
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>>724902369
Cool.
>>724902366
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>>724902484

This image seems to be part of >>724901248
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>>724902344
I wonder if they buy these in stores, or if it's a magazine subscription or something.

I really wonder how the Japanese think of lolis. I know it's legal, but does it still have a stigma like it does here in the US?
I'm not sure I'd like to be seen buying anything loli related, honestly.
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>>724902547

>>724902552
I wonder too... Maybe you can only get them in the adult sections.
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>>724903111
My first trips!!
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>>724903111
>>724903192
Ayyy, congrats man.
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>>724903249
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>>724902369
...well are you going to tell me how to do it, or do you not know either?


also what the fuck is going on in this thread
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>>724903320
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Request:

I have been looking for a picture for a while. Anime-European-style like Fire Emblem. The background is all white without much detail, foreground there is a Emperor looking dude with long hair and three small ladies climbing on him.

Pleeease!
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>>724903396

[spoiler]If this doesn't work, I really don't know, Anon. I swear it was working yesterday[/spoiler]
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>>724903532
I honestly feel retarded. The fuck am I doing wrong? Did the change something in the past 12 hours or some shit?

This is making me look like some kind of newfag.

>>724903396
Also, what do you mean? It's a loli bread.
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>>724903440
Damn. Drawing a blank...
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>>724903532
You don't put the "/" in the end one. That's what's Fucking you up

[spoiler]also, watch out for caps. They'll mess it up, too[spoiler]
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>>724898691
More?
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>>724903635
>>724903759
You can't spoiler on /b/ you fucking retard
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>>724903635
I just picked a random thread off /b/ to test, I hope you guys discover God's love before it's too late

>>724903759
lol, idiot
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>>724903759
No, wait...

Dammit!
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>>724903658
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>>724903821
Really? Come to think of it, yeah, I don't think I've ever seen spoilers on /b/.

Huh, til yet another one of 4chan's dumb arbitrary rules.
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>>724903821
Well, fuck me I didn't know that

I thought it was a universal thing on 4chan
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>>724903824
There are no gods, friendo. This world is much too cruel that.
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why we call newfags "newfags" and not "newanons"?
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>>724903821
The one who's retarded is the big faggot behind your screen.
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>>724904080
Because newanon sounds dumb. Doesn't roll of the tongue like newfag does.

Also, because 4chan is anonymous, you can take all the time you need to learn how not to look like a newfag. Nobody can check how long you've been here.
Only faggots manage to fuck it up. Thus, newfag.
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>>724903658
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>>724904080
Because you're a fag
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>>724904279

that sounds pretty reasonable
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>>724904319

I'm not, I'm just a normal pedo
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>>724903920
>>724903923
There's no point, /b/ wasn't made for actual discussion, there's nothing to spoil
>>724904195
There's a wall behind my screen
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>>724904605
Solid point.
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>>724904408
A normie and a pedo huh? Well I guess you fit the bill for most people on /b/ these days. So you do you anon.
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>>724904806
These days? There used to be more pedos in the past.
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>>724904806
>normie
>pedo

Pick one.

Also, there appears to be a rising number of faggots invading 4chan. Maybe not most, atleast not on /b/, but there's way too fucking many of them these days.
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>>724904993
Define a normie
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>>724904993
Strictly into girls above the age of 18, for one.
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>>724905116
Ayyy, I tagged myself instead of you!

>>724905045
Fuck man, nerves and sleep deprivation is getting to me more than I thought.
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>>724905192
I know the truth is sad
but eh, might as well enjoy life as it is
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>>724905353
I try, Anon. I really do.

Not that easy though, unfortunately.
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>>724904993

pedo=normie on 4chan
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>>724905465
If you're on 4chan outside of /soc/, I don't really think you qualify as a normie.
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>>724905465
Not at all. 4chan has been invaded by actual normies years ago.
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>>724905660

can't we get rid of them?
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>>724900456
>tfw your not gonna be a dad because you're scared you will scar your daughter
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>>724905755
Sadly not.
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>>724905790
Who really wants kids anymore anyway?

All those little shits do is ruin your life and steal your money.
Can't afford kids on $10/hr part time anyway.
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>>724905790
i know that feel anon
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>>724906059

they can be fking cute and become a nice reason to live
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>>724902077
bad model, looks like an alien
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>>724906542
Except parenting is a long, stressful, and often thankless commitment that a lot of people really aren't ready for.

Example, my parents who had a second child that they clearly couldn't afford at the time, and still aren't able to afford.

Second example, my best friend who accidentally knocked up his girlfriend at the ripe age of 17, after telling me literally a week prior that he was going to break up with her.

Children are a meme.
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>>724906929

Maybe they couldn't afford it, but that doesn't mean that they couldn't love him/her.

Also, that has nothing to do about wanting or not wanting kids.
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>>724906542
With proper planning, that is.
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>>724906542
Or not cute at all when they turn around 12, making you want to die, but now you can't since you have responsabilities.
>>724906929
Agreed, children are collateral damages.
And I wouldn't be sad if everyone decided all in a sudden to not make children anymore.
It's a step into evolution, even if it imply artificial pregnancy and substitute education, or no humankind at all.
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>>724907825
Humankind sucks anyway.
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>>724907877
Yeah the only thing they are good at is drawing loli
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>>724907612
But being irresponsible and raising kids when you clearly can't afford to give them a good life is cruel.

People need to stop thinking having kids is more important than literally everything else. Having kids just because you think you're supposed to, or because you're jealous of other parents, or any reason like that is selfish.

I'm using the word you, but please not I don't mean you specifically. Just people in general. I'm not trying to attack you or anything.
I just feel people need to stop thinking having kids is the only way to live. It's not. Not everyone should have kids.
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I'm selling potatoes if anyone's Interested
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>>724908072
Sir give me your prices
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>>724908020
> Not everyone should have kids.
Man that's the truest statement in this thread
Beside anon asking for more megumin ofc
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>>724907825
Yeah, now that I'm not as naive as I used to be, I'm becoming increasingly of the opinion that very few people actually decide to have kids.

A guy just fucks up and gets his girl pregnant, and then she decides she doesn't want an abortion. Thus a child is born.
Having kids just has too many negatives. You can't do shit anymore. People say marriage is when a man's life ends, but you can always divorce if you absolutely have to.
On the other hand, once the kid is born, you're fucked for the next 18 years atleast. Why would anyone willingly choose that while they still have a life to live?
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>>724908136
53¢ each or 100 for $50
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>>724908547
Nigga the fuck am I gonna do with 100 fuckin potatoes? Start a damn soup kitchen?
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>>724908825
Heavans no, our potatoes are made for entertainment purposes.
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>>724908937
...Entertainment?

What kind of entertainment? Could you do a demonstration?
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>>724908937
You have now my full interest
What shape do you offer?
Shape is crucial, for say, penetration, like in the air or anything...

>>724909003
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>>724909003
Hello my baby,
Hello my honey,
Hello my ragtime gal!

Send me a kiss by wire,
Baby my hearts on fire!
If you refuse me,
Honey you'll lose me,
And you'll be left alone,
Oh baby, Telephone.

So tell me I'm your ALLLLL!!!
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>>724909267
My fucking sides
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>>724906059
I'm probably gonna get rich and just help my sis and be a nice uncle to her kids.
If she gets a daughter I will force myself to not be too friendly with her.
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>>724909267
That is fucking disgusting.

Get this shit out of here before I get hungry for some baked potatoes.
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>>724909578
This dude doesn't fucking blink.
Why doesn't he blink?

He laughs while staring directly into your fucking eyes. As if he sees into your very soul, and is amused by what he sees.
I don't like it.
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>>724898103
I find it a shame that megumin doesn't have better pictures. She definitely needs them. But it just seems like no top level artists are doing it
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>>724909267
We also sell them in Russet, Sweet, and Barbershop Quartet
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>>724909878
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>>724909878
I think some of the ones that are out there are pretty good, but there's no such thing as too much Megumin.

>>724910002
Can you describe the differences? Is Barbershop Quartet only sold in fours?
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>>724910232
Some of those posted where alright. But not like top tier. Still saved a few
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>>724910232
Most certainly, Russets are small and smooth we sell them by 10 for $2

The sweet potatoes are 89¢ a pound

And the barbershop quartets are sold 4 a pack and run $6 per pack, they also give you a godlike singing voice for 2 hours after consumption.
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>>724909267
You fucking win, Anon.
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>>724910510
Gonna be honest, I'm more interested in the Russets than the barbershop quartets. The latter just don't boil well.
Please, tell me more about your Russet potatoes.
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>>724910510
O-oh. I'm sorry, I was a little confused. I was under the assumption you were selling some kind of singing potatoes.
I sincerely apologize.

Are there differences in voice characteristics? And do you consume all 4 of the barbershop quartet at once, or is it one at a time?

>>724910370
This one is probably one of my favorites.
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>>724910872
Most definately, our russet poatatoes range anywhere from the sizes of Golf balls to tennis balls, we sell them 10 in a pack and they taste best when mashed up and eating off of the tender body of a loli.
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>>724911099
Sounds good. Expect to see another regular at your marketplace.
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>>724911099
Lmao, this man knows what's up.

I'll take 20. How would you recommend consuming the sweet potatoes?
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>>724910949
Oh yes they most definately do sing on their own but I was also stating that when eaten they give you a magnify singing voice. We would only advise you eat one at a time otherwise you may temporarialy lose your voice.

You earn either Bass, Alto, Tenor, or Soprano depending on which one you eat.
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>>724911326
D-do they scream? Is it an issues if I don't consume them.. humanely, or something?

Surely the other potatoes are just potatoes, yes? Where did you find these things?
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>>724911303
Excellent! The sweet potatoes taste best served with Balsamic vinegar eaten out of a loli's mouth.

The Sweetness of the potatoes mixed with the savory taste of the balsamic is blended magnificently within their mouth to give the silkiest texture.
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>>724911276
We look forward to seeing you too sir!
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>>724910949
Definitely have that saved.
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>>724911538
Since they have no nerves they feel no pain at all they will either continue to sing or not sing at all, we advise that you ask them to sing a song if you're boiling them, you will know they are ready when they go silent.

And yes the other potatoes are just everyday potatoes grown with love and care to give the best tasting results.
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>>724911781
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I heard you like loli.
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>>724911837
Final question, sir. I figured for completion's sake, I should ask how would the quartet barbershop would best be prepared and served?
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>>724912098
We also enjoy potatoes here as well, have you read our varieties of magnificent potatoes?
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>>724912098
>tfw you will never have a cute, innocent loli softly dom you

Why is this world so cruel?
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>>724912225
Potatoes are for eating.
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>>724912144
Ah an excellent question!!!

Our barbershop quartets are best served one potato at a time. They taste the best as a side dish with either seafood or a nice juicey burger.

The best way to prepare our barbershop quartets are to gently slice the potatoes similar to Hasselback style, and stuff it with cheese and finely chopped leeks with bacon, bake for 20-30 minutes unwraped at 275°F and top it off with sour cream

You will notice the effects of the singing oils immediately and will persist for 2 hours after full consumption of the potato.
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>>724912358
Yes but our potatoes are unlike any other, we ask that you read our selection and don't forget to ask us if you have ANY questions.
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>>724912691
Damnit, Anon. That was your chance.
If we're gonna talk about potatoes, we have to make it atleast slightly relevant to the thread.

Ah well, 2 out of 3 isn't bad.
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>>724898210
delete this now.
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>>724912915
Ah yes the plating how could I forget thank you anon!

The presentation is best served with a loli on all 4's with a candel gently inserted into her anus. The vaginal juices also make a beverage to compliment the rest of the dish.
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>>724913161
Wonderfully done, sir.
You truly have exquisite taste.

We shall be in touch.
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>>724913161
Hmm... Nice save anon.
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>>724913371
Thank you good sir, we look forward to seeing you!

>>724913429
Thank you my friend
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I'll be creating my own potato thread in /b/ anons we hope to see you there!
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this is a weird thread. why am i reading about potatoes in a loli thread?
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>>724898574
where is the meri fucker?
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>>724914757
Because its what we want, to ensure you have a delicious nutritious meal as you stroke your meat to loli
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>>724907825

they can be very cute even over 12 dude...
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