Tinder fix thread round II Last one was kek worthy Let's do it

can anyone rec an example or two of a good bio? My shit is stale

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If you're not alpha by nature your best bet is using humor

>>724883615
terrible bio, jesus christ

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Take away from last thread:

>selfies are usually shit tier photos
>pics with friends are good
>bios, minimum one or two lines
>no bio should say "looking for a girl that..." you need something interesting or funny.
>make her interested in you!
>don't talk about beta shit
>pics should be conversation points

>>724883757
Apparently females don't find it too terrible

>>724883904
i can guarantee a lot more 'females' would match with you if you got rid of that godawful bio

Did anyone save anything from the last thread?

Some of that shit was gold tier

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Reposting

Any advice? Currently talking to a chick about going to see a show.

My bio is
> Catch me bass soloing on Amps and singing sultry melodies. 5'8 and 7'1 you'll find out when you see me

Song is Lupine Dominus by Thee Oh Sees
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=vR-dO5LNR_8 [Open]

150 matches and 3 dates since September

Tips I got so far is
> take more action shots
> better quality shots
> non music related shots

>>724884028
I got it open still what you want fam

>>724884121
I second the part about non music related shots. 1 is good to stay 1 though. I would also drop 3 and maybe 2 once you get more pics doing other shit

>>724884172
bmw kid had goat profile or batman suit kid

I want to know what happened with both

Also, did we ever fix rick and morty?

>>724884121
If you want to go full topical memelord tier
>catch me on bass howbow dah

>>724884285
sTOP DONT DO THIS

>>724884027
Not gonna mess with success. The helicopter shit is gold btw lol

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>>724884269

>>724884334
why did u post it for critique then retard

>>724884269
I knew my bio was my weak point so i deleted it after the shit i got. I'm just gunna leave it blank/not use tinder till i come up with something better.

My thought maybe just use "I just like walking up big hills, going for 12 peaks this year", which is from the bio i posted, but it universally got shat on so I'm prolly just gunna wait till i think of something new.

>>724884426
God this is cringe

>>724884474
I didn't dipshit, I posted it for others to use/take off they please

>>724884516
I really dont want to use my height b/c i hate seeing girls be rude about it but "6ft tall so you know i can reach the top shelf"

>>724884516
"my friends said i'd never amount to anything in life.. they nailed it"

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>>724884602
u must be really deluded

>>724884709
this makes me cringe. I know it's funny to some but i really don't like self depreciating humour on bios.

>>724884773
well then its a good thing ur not trying to hook up w/ urself, if it makes chicks laugh it works

>>724884709
Put a normie 'cool sunglasses' emoji after and it'll work.

>>724884709
The problem here is that it's very conceivably true. And that's not good.

>>724884894
They should be laughing with you, not at you.

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Anyone get any matches?

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do me next

>>724884894
I ain't putting shit on their i dont like boi

how about, I really just like walking up mountains, looking for a girl who likes mounting them.

>>724884426
This got fixed though, no? Or was it just missing new pics

>>724885094
If that's you in your pic, I'm disgusted hahahahahahahahaha

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>>724883419
Alright changed the pics

>>724885121
Albino Episode II Anakin Skywalker meets Napoleon Dynamite

>>724885156
thats just as shit, have u learned nothing?

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>>724885271
nice job anon, you should do well

>>724885271
Took me a second to realize what was off. Bro your teeth can't be that bad. You need to smile!

>>724885320
no i haven't. i really dont know how to write a bio.

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>>724884285
Nah fuck Normie memes

>>724885271
Your face isn't your best selling point. Make #2 your default profile pic, it shows some sports skills.

Drop #5, it's terrible.

>>724885271
#4 is redundant
#3 makes you look like a little kid

>>724885441
funny one liners are the key, no gay shit like "looking to meet new ppl and climb mountains together!" or whatever, makes u sound pathetic

>>724884285
Dude what the fuck no

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Any better? I'm still trying to think of a bio that isn't shit but I threw in pics of me doing stuff. I'll hit up some pals for pics I have with them but till then it's selfies
Second pic is of me wake boarding if you guys can't tell from image for ants

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>>724885156
>I really like mounting girls
>pls respond

>>724885271
I'd drop 6 it looks jr prom

>>724885200
dont know lost the bread

>>724885592
#5 looks like ur cosplaying as steve from blues clues, drop it

>>724885520
idk about 3, at least it shows anon has some friends and is not beta introvert

>>724885535
it was a dick joke.
>>724885642
i am new at this its hard ok.

Alright so when a bitch says "oh fuck you're cute ;)" how do I respond so i can smash this female

>>724885592
Holy shit yeah way better dude damn wish I had the old bread still to compare

I'd still drop 5 man it makes you look young as fuck

>>724885520
3 stealth drops social proof/decent bitch tho

>>724885816
alpha mode "i know"

>>724885443
>likes jazz since going to new orleans
>calls it NOLA

fucking hell man, absolute trash

>>724885592
#1 Looks like your eyes are closed, and the pic highlights your scrawny build. Work out.

#4 Which one are you? Too ambigious

>>724885121
aerospace

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>>724885822
saved old one from thread

>>724885856
With a tough looking selfie? If that is alpha mode then i gonna do it

>>724885970
no its tongue-in-cheek dont be a retard and try to intimidate her or something

>>724885856
no

>>724885856
>>724885970

do not do this

>>724885961
Yeah vast improvement

This advice is shit tbh >>724885888
He's clearly in front and 1 is the best picture you got I've seen

>>724886079
Saved me before i went too deep. Thanks anon, what should i say then?

>>724885592
Bio is shit tho don't know why you wrote that its even worse

You gotta sell yourself bro

>>724885592
Drop 5 for sure, otherwise nyce

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>>724883419
alright op help me out
1/2

>>724886144
"I know right" isn't bad just dont send a flex selfie

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>>724886144
I'm the one from the last thread that said keep conversation short as possible. I gave the example of my roommate last year using that one pick up line and being able to fuck almost every weekend

You gotta say something smooth. I usually try to make it up and most of the time chicks won't get the joke or whatever. But I'd say something like

"Do you usually give your number to someone cute?"

Then start texting her. The goal of tinder imo is to get the permanent communication ability

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>>724886291
2/2

>>724886291
Bio isn't bad you'll attract some cool chicks who appreciate it

Not the best for your fuck ratio it doesn't sell you at all beyond decent standup tier taste

What are other pics

>>724885592
#5 repetitive of 1, and you look better in 1
2 and 4 both too far, but 2 is cool. get rid of 4
try to replace 3 in the future with a nice group one if you have it. not selfie, good quality too

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Please help

>>724886373
All your other pics make you look retarded tbh

I mean it may be stale but theres the basic precepts of certain photos work to sell yourself
Some picture where you're looking clean as fuck
Something with friends and/or chicks having fun
Something thats your hobby that makes you unique/exciting/sporting

give us some examples of good tinder bios.

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>>724886361
Well i cant really use that one because I am snapchatting her and already have her number. I did just meet her tho. I found her on instagram and she sending me really slutty pictures (for example) I was going to take a picture with me and my cat and say "I hope this makes me cuter :)" but that sounds almost cringe worthy. But bitches love cats right?

>>724886512
jesus fucking christ man

>>724886512
assuming ur the palestinian-looking one, ur pics arent bad, #5 should be #2, delete #4, and crop ur photos better so they know which fucking one is you; half ur photos feature ur friend more prominently than u

>>724884602
This narcism. Your bio is bad and you should feel bad. It's like a high school kid attempting humor.

>>724886672
just do some corny "right back atchu" snap with some 'italian greaser' finger pointing

>>724886512
In the first pic, I think you are on the right? You see the left dude first when looking at the pic and you both look uncomfortable. Use a solo pic as pic #1. I wouldnt use any of those pics personally, and never use a pic that doesnt have you in it.

>>724886672
no dont do that thats terrible

if youre snapping a flex isnt bad then to that

or just trying to look cutie in an abstract humorous way

not full retard tho

>>724886690
i am the white faggot one

>>724886512
>>724886794
Was going to say this. #1 needs to be you back straight none selfie

>>724886512
You need a whole new stack of photos

Don't fucking tell me you said some shit about Anime in that second line

>>724886814
this complicates things.. tbh #5 is ur best photo but its not suitable for a #1 pic

>>724886770
In trying to get laid here bro

>>724884602
God dude, your bio is terrible, nobody is going to read it. "females" god your cringeworthy fucktard shit fag goddamn dick sucking fuckwit.

YOU ARE FUCKING DUMB

>>724886994
i tried telling him last thread, hes delusional

>>724886291
>>724886373
You look like a fun time dude but I feel like you don't have a lot of good pics of yourself. You just some group ones and shit. Better quality too. You gotta realize these bitches are looking at these images with their new phones that make all low resolutions look like trash

Not sure about chicks in your area they might not like the bio

>>724886939
This. Make 5 at least 2

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>>724886583
updated

>>724886801
Thanks anon. What should i say to this bitch? Just keep it short and sweet and always assk questions?

>>724886512
What's the bio

>>724887084
absolutely drop 3

>>724887084
u turned into an alcoholic step-dad in the last pic

>>724887075
thanks /b/rah, updated these>>724887084


>>724887145
the smashed pic? lol

>>724887185
Yes. I would say that is a very unflattering angle

>>724887261
alrighty removed

>>724885699
>>724885822
>>724885888
>>724886265
>>724886272
>>724886495
>>724886092
thanks anons! I'm still working on that god damn bio haha but I'll come up with one

>>724887094
Short sweet good. Overkill on questions bad

Cocky-funny is the simple precept you can't go wrong with. Someone she'd want to fug for being self-assured but not somebody who is tryhard/overselling

Don't think too much. Don't do go cheezeball like that cat line. you got it anon

>>724887069
And then he is out there wondering why "females" don't want to fuck him...These are the kind of guys who end up blaming women but it's their own fucking fault.

I've never seen a bio this long, literally the internet is full of advice for tinder and they all say the same thing.

Cringelord fuck

>>724887339
Nice. I would work on phasing in some better pics as you get them but your pics are good for now.

This whole fucking thread holy shit
>my sides

>>724887084
Def drop 3, 4 isn't doing you favors

Don't you have a pic out at a bar or a concert or a game or some shit for 5? You got the concept but that shot aint great

>>724887369
Well what do you like doing?

can I post my pics?

>>724887513
thanks.. all my pics include my gf which i dated for 9 years lol.. thats her in the first pic, hard to find some without her since we lived together for so long.

>>724885121
electrical

fuck i hate engineering students they are the dumbest cunts out there

>>724887625
go on

>>724887617
see
>>724887639

>>724887539
Yeah I bet you are to ugly to put yourself out there so the only thing you can do is laugh at people who can.

Hey if that makes you feel better! You are still ugly though, nothing going to change about that.

>>724887094
You ever consider the ol' stop texting her the rest of the night trick?

Then just hit her up tomorrow when you're doing something worthy of a mass snap

she'll reply for sure since she "missed" you

and if she doesn't just means she's playing back because she's interested

>>724885121
i don't know if the picture or the bio is worse...
don't tell girls you're broke either that's just stupid. you can brag about being an aero engineer but at least make it discrete or nonchalant.

>>724887656
nice

>>724885271
i agree with >>724885490
make 2 your profile pic. far away, but you look athletic kind of. girls will swipe right if theyre moving fast on that one

>>724887744
fuck you

>>724887676
Ah shit that really sucks bro sorry to hear

Well definitely you gotta drop 1 now too. "Who is the girl in the pic" not something you really want coming up when you're trying to fuck

I'd say get some shit right before trying the tinder then, drop some lbs/lift go do some fun shit come up on a new crop of pics living life

>>724884426
Is this you? Or are you severely autistic?

>>724887622
I'm into anime, music and video games but all of that doesn't exactly make panties moist haha
I don't do much else and I don't leave the house much

>>724887726
She just gave him a cleavage shot you dumb nigger strike while the iron's hot

Theres such a thing as being a fucking retard about pushpull

>>724885592
dorp 5. everything else is fine. maybe put 3 as your default and 1 as your 2. and get rid of the smiley face in the bio, but that's just me

>>724887864
meh, she cheated on me with my good friend so i got the sob story going for me. bitch still has my dog, which she 'says' shes giving back to me on march 31 :D, cant wait lol

>>724887882
It was some anon from last thread you salty ass bitch follow the chain

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>>724887954
dont change a thing

>>724887999
checked

also, you are exactly why /b/ hates women

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Advice?

>>724887864
>>724887617
>>724887513
fuck you guys are good, just got a match as we speak lol..

>>724886512
5 is actually a funny photo id make that #1 or #2. get rid of #1

>>724888062
just look good

checked and
checked
..
ur good to go
more close ups maybe

>>724888059
? /b/ hates women cause most chill in their basements. imo better to be a wizard

>>724887999
while i feel your pain no pussy will come from telling people you got cucked by ya boy

i still advise hitting the weights, go do some fun shit and chill and get this shit about your doggo/ex sorted before trying to jump right back into the game

you should focus on coming up and getting right and then make the summer the smash pussy whitewash

>>724887972
lol....

I think he's trying to get laid not get more instagram nudes pal

>>724888062
pretty good. #3 is hilarious. i've never heard anyone from california call it 'cali' though. i hate that shit

>>724888062
>>724887954
solid profiles. If you two have trouble getting bitches it's the bitches and not the profile ya feel me
>>724888068
hell yeah man!

>>724888141
This, the gym will you do wonders m8

>>724888062
i'd remove lines 2 and 4

>>724888062
Pretty much this >>724888125
Looks like your a good looking dude no homo but you're kind of making them work to see it

>>724888141
yea i feel yea.. i actually put on like 20lbs since those pics lol.. fucking getting fat. but im chillen for now, not rushing out there. actually she keeps calling me and trying to talk to me, im just a sucker so i chat with her. trying to set up something with her younger sister (who loves me but lives far away), so tinder is just me slowly getting back into the game

>>724888154
Yeah and goin full retard radio silence when she send him titties with whatever sexy cat filter she's got goin really raises the temp

>>724888349
no on all account my man
clean break, get your doggo, get this chapter of your life closed, get back in shape and you'll have much better results going forward than trying to grab rebounds right now or petty fucking her sis

>>724888472
i mean, i would marry her sister if given the chance, she marriage material.. opposite of her my man

>>724888472
This is great advice.

>>724888560
The fuck you gonna do wife up her sister those are some fucked up thanksgivings my dude

If you want to petty fuck her sister maybe but really you just need to get on with it man staying involved in a narrative with some bitch who fucked your boy after all that time aint good

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where do i go /b/rodas

>>724888724
>quite reading
Did you mean, quiet reading?

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Dumping my tinder finds.

1.

>>724888724
I would put 4 at 1, drop 1, and consider dropping 2 and 3

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2

>>724888724
CATTLEBORN

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Doing great but wanna see if I can do even better
1/2

>>724888724
Ay What's Up Chicago bro

>>724888125
Thank ya kindly
>>724888210
Yeah nobody really says Cali but we'll type it
>>724888265
Thanks mate
>>724888221
Awesome I appreciate it

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>>724889032
2/2

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3

>>724888724
Wewlad you got some bigass gums. I don't want to discourage you from enjoying life and smiling but for selling yourself as a fuck get that lip closer to teeth level

2 and 3 could stay, rest are pretty trash, maybe 4
>quite reading
Sell yourself better dude. If you want to talk about your interests seem passionate. vg as first hobby is bad news.
Just generally make yourself seem fun the bio is mundane as fuck

>>724888713
meh, bigons be bigons. as for wifing up her sister, fuck yea. it would be awesome thanksgivings, her whole family is awkward towards me, expect her younger sister.. her younger sister even stopped talking to her aunt because her aunt said some shit about me, and she lives far away cause their family is sort of broken up..
anyways ill take your advice /b/ro, im letting it go for now, unless she pursues me.. she has a bf anyways so im not doing anything til its over. for now ill get in shape and make some dough

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>>724888985
Check this gold I spotted the other day

Test

>>724889167
lol what

>>724889032
>>724889060
You sound like the shit

I'd honestly get rid of the 3rd and 4th pic, rotate 2, remove the line about being rad

then you're good

Me using tinder, i never scroll past 3 pics. panda suit is legit

>>724888875
yes
>>724889004
i agree with dropping 2
>>724889025
just attleborn
>>724889049
hello

>>724889032
I would probably drop the last one. I know the panda costume is pretty fresh and wild but some girls might take it the wrong way and think you actually wear that shit unironically

>>724889032
3 and 4 aren't great. get the look in 3 but ya boy looks like a clown

always advise a good clean shot as the lead, though that one is funny

could do without I'm fucking rad and prob even the dog line

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5

>>724889099
good luck dude. get your dog and get right you could slay just need to sort yourself some first

>>724889404
wtf are you doing why are u trowing random pics in
this guuy / girl look fuckable enought, whats ur prob?

>>724889113
Make america great again hat. Pro gun tshirt. Ar15. Is she shooting a fish as it jumps of the water??

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>>724889404

>>724888724
Dude I know #5 is supposed to be funny maybe, but it only emphasis the fact you are completely alone in every pic

You have any pics with people?

Bio is decent but needs condensing remove the emoji line

>>724888724

Face pics are good but those gums are gonna be a sticking point.As >>724889089 said, try and keep your top lip at teeth level when you smile.

Also, the bio is too dry. Never say you're into "just lazing around" and drop the video games.

If you want to attract nerdy chicks with a vidya reference at least make it funny, eg "So this app is basically like Pokemon Go but with women right?"

>>724889404

Hotter than my ex, would bang.

>>724889404
Would this have a pussy or dick?

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>>724883419

>>724889619
what do u care butch ur not getting any

>>724889666
stop it satan

>>724889475
>>724889666
Samefag. I smell a match !

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>>724889666
raw comment and the satan trips

>>724889762
u win 1 internet.

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>>724889881
damn. got any more of that girl?

>>724889881
Wow

>>724887744
checked

why do most girls's profiles state that they are 19 when it's clear most are not

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>>724889366
How bout now. I need to find a way to keep that or I lose a bet lol

>>724890255
Yeah one sec

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>>724890255

>>724890546
dddddddddddddddAAHHHHHHH

>>724888724
>he studies humanities
Gtfo brainlet

>>724890663
>"discreet"
she is a hooker, dude

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>>724889881

>>724890663
God damn IT! WHY ARE THEY ALLOWED TO GET AWAY WITH WEARING NON-MATCHING Lingerie! KEEP THAT SHIT CONSISTENTLY PATTERNED AND COLORED!!!

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Roast me

>>724885275
have my children

>>724890806
Discount tai Lopez

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>>724890663

>>724890806
Muslim Kevin Smith

>>724890806
Why? Your face did that to you when you were born.

>>724890663
mmhh she fucking thick

>>724883904
Good god you're a faggot

>>724890687
You get the joke which means she'll get the joke

>>724890792
Detecting femanon

>>724890996
Hell yeah, I'm the one that said keep the panda. Maybe make it #3?

>>724883615
You're trying way too hard. Your humble bragging at the beginning is not discrete, growing up to be an inanimate object stopped being funny years ago, the shoelace line is decent. Young metro trusting you is a good one, the horoscope shit may seem like it'll help you seem relatable but I've asked several chicks and most get a gay vibe from guys that do that. Not trying to be a dick just saying it how I see it.

>>724890862
>>724890891
thanks for the feedback
>>724890881
I look nothing like him at all

>>724891176
I kinda like that's its last cus it's like surprises I'm fuckin awesome

>>724891262
Just lose some weight and shave cleaner or style the beard more and all's good. Maybe a cleaner trendy haircut

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Sparked a conversation with a cute girl named "hannah". Puns and off the wall statements seem to work. Any input welcome

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>>724885094
Just uglies and fatties.

>>724890806
#1 and #2 are similar, remove one, 5 remove, 6 is fine, maybe get one if you had yourself smiling?

bio?

>>724891427
The way I see it. You will only have success with nerdy or lonely girls. Don't make shortness into a joke, just don't even mention it. Blanket picnics funny but don't expect anything above a 4-5 with that

>>724883762
just like...be yourself bro xD

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Watch and learn faggots

>>724889079
You look like a good boy

>>724891459
>bio

just some random shit ranging from:

>What would Jesus do
to
>easy and hard
>I never use this sober, anyway

>>724891607
love it, post your matches

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>>724891512
I only mention it because it's less of an issue in Hawaii, most asian chicks out here are short too, but I've had a short buddy show up to a date without mentioning it and it was the centerpiece of the meetup. Just trying to stray away from that

Literally what's the point? 90% of you look like a boring cunts irl, girls will see through you immediately, no amount of funny profiles will solve this.

>>724891837
It's easy to fake it for one night bro. Getting laid off this shit is possible

I don't use it for relationships

>>724891452
>where do you live

Holy shit, you need a new strategy on tinder

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>>724883419
Can the police track me if i use tinder

>>724891837
as if 90% of the girls aren't as boring and desperate. Sounds like someone took the b8 to hard

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>>724885094
Actually yeah

Thanks fuckers

>>724891427

Have you tried losing the glasses? Specs are almost never attractive, especially the kind you're wearing. Try out contacts.

>>724891427
Why do so many people have short hair where long hair could be much more attractive?

A lot of profiles show that

>>724892659
The ones in the blanket pic arent featured anywhere else, and I never wear them anymore. I can wear contacts, however I can't wear them to work so I just don't bother. Thank you!

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>>724892845
I keep my hair as long as possible, military regs get in the way

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I literally just wrote the lyrics to smash mouths all star and it worked fairly well

>>724893112
Nigga the fuck you doing? That pic is hot, put that up!

>>724885121
umm janitorial?

>>724893432
People in military areas hate the fuck out of the military. Especially the locals of hawaii. Sadly most of my decent pictures are candids from work.

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fix me up
1/2

I'm going to re-do mine soon. I have fairly long hair so I'm going to put my headline as

"my hair is longer than my cock"

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>>724893680
2/2

>>724893680
Pic 3 should be main. Solo photo. No confusion to who you are. Plus photo 3 you have a good positive expression and legionnaire armor

>>724893680
Classic theater.

Smile more man, cmon!

>>724893890
noted. thought more people would know who watsky is. thanks!
>>724893996
yeah, ive got a shit grin

>>724887741
Um, that's where you start to pass? You did see " FAGGOT" right?

>>724894100
None the less, aside from getting better pics, I'd have #3 be #1, #1 be #2 and #2 to be #3, delete 4 and 5

Bio?

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>>724883419
I've spent so much time on this garbage app and match decent girls. Used to meet up a lot but now it seems like they have no desire to do anything other than have a goofy talk with a stranger. Anyone else have this problem?

>>724894464
ive replaced 3 and 1 so far. bio is here. >>724893713

>>724893112
Nice annon. You're alot more attractive than your tinder suggests. This picture highlights that you have good hair and good face genetics.

>>724894554
I've been lurking whole thread. I use Tinder when I'm bored, but have acquired a few hundred matches. I have never once tried to meet up with anyone though. You in a college town? That might be the problem

>>724894554

I use the old "only in town for the night" trick, usually in my first or second message. Works surprisingly often. I also have "road trip" in my bio, which helps.

>>724886512
Dude, none of your pics have just you in them. I'm not sure which person is you.

>>724894592
Thanks, I added it and just cropped out the uniform bits, hopefully it'll help out. Thanks for the advice

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>>724883615
Do you really say 'birthed' not 'born'? Not a nativefag, unironically asking.

Got couple of matches recently, but apparently your first message has to be some elaborate mind blowing pick up line for her to respond. They liked me first, both had bio lines about 'open mindedness', but neither of my messages got any responses. First was about a rather less tourist frequented place she had on the photo to where I've been as well. And to second girl I asked about the sequel to a book she had on photo & shared interest.

>pic definitely not related

>>724894554

Not really. Although every girl on here seems to be in uni or community college so that might be a factor

>>724884426
i fucking vomited in my mouth

>>724885592
numale

>>724893112
Your tinder doesn't do you justice man. I'd change all your pics tbh to newer ones

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>>724894939
That might just work. I definitely think my problem is that my profile is too goofy. But I'm afraid of using normal pics cause I feel like I'll look desperate. The ones I have met are always surprised that I look a lot better in person and they always try to catch feelings

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>>724884426
>that batman suit

KEK

Of all things, this deserves to be a meemee

>>724893278
Except the lyrics are wrong

there are no examples of good profiles here what does a good bio even look like

>>724893680
Pic 4: Main photo
Pic 1: Second Photo

5 should be 4, and 2 should be your last one.

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>>724895396
I've added some newer photos, gonna try and grab some stills next time I go snorkeling for some hobby shots

>>724894891
>>724895300
Fucking phone. I replied to myself instead of you

>>724885886
We live in a post La La Land world, Jazz is Gold.

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Help

>>724895673
I don't get all the hype. You look like a regular everyday school shooter

>>724896099
Get rid of your 1st pic, #2 should be your first, then the one with you in rome, then the one with your friend. If anything make your 1st pic your last so it makes more sense. Nobody cares you were at an airport until they see you've traveled to interesting places.

>>724895673
Smile more confidently. 2nd pic is redundant. lose 4 and 3 maybe

also, get rid of that bio. only positive things about you. doesnt matter what experience your friend had

>>724895575
There were some good ones in the other thread i should have saved

>>724893680
Waaaatsky

>>724884121
List your actual height. It matters a great deal, and you are only get to get women who don't care about height otherwise (and there are very few of them). Use some pictures that give a closer view of you.

>>724884426
You are a good-looking guy. Pictures 2 and 4 are unflattering. Since you arwn't ripped, I'd recommend a pic that shows you doing something you do well.

>>724885121
There is "not even trying" and then there is "trying to sabotage your chances." You are not a bad-looking guy--looks like you are tall, which should help you enormously. Redheads have it harder. At least you are not a manlet (confirmed manlet here).

>>724885271
Pic 3 is unflattering and makes you look small. If you are a manlet, be open about height, otherwise you will get matches that make a face when they see you.

>>724886512
how bout pictures without friends?

>>724885592
You are good-looking. Pic 5 shows you off best and should be pic 1. Pics 2 and 4 are hard to see. Consider closer shots.

>>724886512
why do you have so many pics posing with your boyfriend?

>>724886291
Need a better photo w/o girl in it. Don't use humor if you can avoid it.

>>724887954
this is from reddit you fuck

Can someone explain how my slut friend is 17 and sleeps around on Tinder?

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>>724895575

I'm going to reveal the perfect bio line, which gets hella pussy.

"one legged albino dwarf seeks similar. "

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>>724896299
Any better?

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Haven't gotten a single match. I wonder why.

>>724885121
>Guile theme cues in head

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>>724895575

>>724896170
Kek'ed

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roast me /b/

>>724897378
lose/change the first one in favour of #3. work out more.
looks alright trustworthy and fun

>>724897225
This could actually work if the guy wasn't that ugly.

>>724896889
IMO 2 is the best one

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>>724897486
thanks, i guess im just being unlucky then?
what do you think about my bio?

Protip: If you don't swipe left, tinder will assume you're a bot and stop showing your profile to people. So if you're really desperate and swipe everything right, you'll likely never get a match regardless of your profile. If you really just want a match any match please god, swipe right 8 swipe left 2, repeat

>>724897832
Pretty funny. Maybe get a pic of you and your friends?

>>724897225
lost badly

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Feedback plz

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>>724898001
2

>>724891563
No dont because no one likes you
The pics dont have to imply how things really are

Like fat chicks making face only selfies from specific angles

What's some good bio ideas? That's where I struggle.

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Time for an experiment. Just sent this retarded /fit/ pickup line to 47 matches. No responses yet, will update with any responses.

>>724896889

2 is the best by far. Chicks dig pics where you're a) doing something fun or sporty and b) have another hot chick with you.

2 has both.

>>724898290
Horrible. Should have done the ghetto one.

>>724897225

>a rare Deepwater Jew

fucking lost

>>724885592
Sunnies inside is ultimate cringe

>>724898326
Doing it for laffs, these are leftovers. Want to see what kind of responses come out of this cabbage

>>724891215
I appreciate your critique so I'll explain to you what the rest of these faggots don't understand. Of coarse my bio is stupid af which is the point. It's a parody of a profile. Most women see the humor in it and it works well. Often times purely off the fact it's not the same fucking format they always see like these other anons are use/suggest

>>724885094
markipilier here

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i don't need any advice im doing good alone

>>724898752

yeah ok Chad, have fun.

>>724898290
In hindsight, midnight on a Thursday was a pretty retarded time to try this. I'm gonna get some weird messages tomorrow

tinder is haram

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Definitely need some help here...

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Hope I'm not late to the party

posting bio in a sec

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>>724899944
check'd

>>724899844

This is what a girl's bio looks like. "Talk nerdy to me" is definitely a tinder girl line.

I don't have time to write you a new bio right now, but it needs a complete overhaul for sure.