Tinder fix thread round II
Last one was kek worthy
Let's do it
If you're not alpha by nature your best bet is using humor
Take away from last thread:
>selfies are usually shit tier photos
>pics with friends are good
>bios, minimum one or two lines
>no bio should say "looking for a girl that..." you need something interesting or funny.
>make her interested in you!
>don't talk about beta shit
>pics should be conversation points
Any advice? Currently talking to a chick about going to see a show.
My bio is
> Catch me bass soloing on Amps and singing sultry melodies. 5'8 and 7'1 you'll find out when you see me
Song is Lupine Dominus by Thee Oh Sees
150 matches and 3 dates since September
Tips I got so far is
> take more action shots
> better quality shots
> non music related shots
I knew my bio was my weak point so i deleted it after the shit i got. I'm just gunna leave it blank/not use tinder till i come up with something better.
My thought maybe just use "I just like walking up big hills, going for 12 peaks this year", which is from the bio i posted, but it universally got shat on so I'm prolly just gunna wait till i think of something new.
Any better? I'm still trying to think of a bio that isn't shit but I threw in pics of me doing stuff. I'll hit up some pals for pics I have with them but till then it's selfies
Second pic is of me wake boarding if you guys can't tell from image for ants
>I really like mounting girls
Holy shit yeah way better dude damn wish I had the old bread still to compare
I'd still drop 5 man it makes you look young as fuck
3 stealth drops social proof/decent bitch tho
I'm the one from the last thread that said keep conversation short as possible. I gave the example of my roommate last year using that one pick up line and being able to fuck almost every weekend
You gotta say something smooth. I usually try to make it up and most of the time chicks won't get the joke or whatever. But I'd say something like
"Do you usually give your number to someone cute?"
Then start texting her. The goal of tinder imo is to get the permanent communication ability
Bio isn't bad you'll attract some cool chicks who appreciate it
Not the best for your fuck ratio it doesn't sell you at all beyond decent standup tier taste
What are other pics
#5 repetitive of 1, and you look better in 1
2 and 4 both too far, but 2 is cool. get rid of 4
try to replace 3 in the future with a nice group one if you have it. not selfie, good quality too
All your other pics make you look retarded tbh
I mean it may be stale but theres the basic precepts of certain photos work to sell yourself
Some picture where you're looking clean as fuck
Something with friends and/or chicks having fun
Something thats your hobby that makes you unique/exciting/sporting
Well i cant really use that one because I am snapchatting her and already have her number. I did just meet her tho. I found her on instagram and she sending me really slutty pictures (for example) I was going to take a picture with me and my cat and say "I hope this makes me cuter :)" but that sounds almost cringe worthy. But bitches love cats right?
assuming ur the palestinian-looking one, ur pics arent bad, #5 should be #2, delete #4, and crop ur photos better so they know which fucking one is you; half ur photos feature ur friend more prominently than u
In the first pic, I think you are on the right? You see the left dude first when looking at the pic and you both look uncomfortable. Use a solo pic as pic #1. I wouldnt use any of those pics personally, and never use a pic that doesnt have you in it.
You look like a fun time dude but I feel like you don't have a lot of good pics of yourself. You just some group ones and shit. Better quality too. You gotta realize these bitches are looking at these images with their new phones that make all low resolutions look like trash
Not sure about chicks in your area they might not like the bio
Short sweet good. Overkill on questions bad
Cocky-funny is the simple precept you can't go wrong with. Someone she'd want to fug for being self-assured but not somebody who is tryhard/overselling
Don't think too much. Don't do go cheezeball like that cat line. you got it anon
And then he is out there wondering why "females" don't want to fuck him...These are the kind of guys who end up blaming women but it's their own fucking fault.
I've never seen a bio this long, literally the internet is full of advice for tinder and they all say the same thing.
Yeah I bet you are to ugly to put yourself out there so the only thing you can do is laugh at people who can.
Hey if that makes you feel better! You are still ugly though, nothing going to change about that.
You ever consider the ol' stop texting her the rest of the night trick?
Then just hit her up tomorrow when you're doing something worthy of a mass snap
she'll reply for sure since she "missed" you
and if she doesn't just means she's playing back because she's interested
i don't know if the picture or the bio is worse...
don't tell girls you're broke either that's just stupid. you can brag about being an aero engineer but at least make it discrete or nonchalant.
Ah shit that really sucks bro sorry to hear
Well definitely you gotta drop 1 now too. "Who is the girl in the pic" not something you really want coming up when you're trying to fuck
I'd say get some shit right before trying the tinder then, drop some lbs/lift go do some fun shit come up on a new crop of pics living life
while i feel your pain no pussy will come from telling people you got cucked by ya boy
i still advise hitting the weights, go do some fun shit and chill and get this shit about your doggo/ex sorted before trying to jump right back into the game
you should focus on coming up and getting right and then make the summer the smash pussy whitewash
yea i feel yea.. i actually put on like 20lbs since those pics lol.. fucking getting fat. but im chillen for now, not rushing out there. actually she keeps calling me and trying to talk to me, im just a sucker so i chat with her. trying to set up something with her younger sister (who loves me but lives far away), so tinder is just me slowly getting back into the game
no on all account my man
clean break, get your doggo, get this chapter of your life closed, get back in shape and you'll have much better results going forward than trying to grab rebounds right now or petty fucking her sis
The fuck you gonna do wife up her sister those are some fucked up thanksgivings my dude
If you want to petty fuck her sister maybe but really you just need to get on with it man staying involved in a narrative with some bitch who fucked your boy after all that time aint good
Doing great but wanna see if I can do even better
Wewlad you got some bigass gums. I don't want to discourage you from enjoying life and smiling but for selling yourself as a fuck get that lip closer to teeth level
2 and 3 could stay, rest are pretty trash, maybe 4
Sell yourself better dude. If you want to talk about your interests seem passionate. vg as first hobby is bad news.
Just generally make yourself seem fun the bio is mundane as fuck
meh, bigons be bigons. as for wifing up her sister, fuck yea. it would be awesome thanksgivings, her whole family is awkward towards me, expect her younger sister.. her younger sister even stopped talking to her aunt because her aunt said some shit about me, and she lives far away cause their family is sort of broken up..
anyways ill take your advice /b/ro, im letting it go for now, unless she pursues me.. she has a bf anyways so im not doing anything til its over. for now ill get in shape and make some dough
Check this gold I spotted the other day
You sound like the shit
I'd honestly get rid of the 3rd and 4th pic, rotate 2, remove the line about being rad
then you're good
Me using tinder, i never scroll past 3 pics. panda suit is legit
I would probably drop the last one. I know the panda costume is pretty fresh and wild but some girls might take it the wrong way and think you actually wear that shit unironically
3 and 4 aren't great. get the look in 3 but ya boy looks like a clown
always advise a good clean shot as the lead, though that one is funny
could do without I'm fucking rad and prob even the dog line
Dude I know #5 is supposed to be funny maybe, but it only emphasis the fact you are completely alone in every pic
You have any pics with people?
Bio is decent but needs condensing remove the emoji line
Face pics are good but those gums are gonna be a sticking point.As >>724889089 said, try and keep your top lip at teeth level when you smile.
Also, the bio is too dry. Never say you're into "just lazing around" and drop the video games.
If you want to attract nerdy chicks with a vidya reference at least make it funny, eg "So this app is basically like Pokemon Go but with women right?"
How bout now. I need to find a way to keep that or I lose a bet lol
You're trying way too hard. Your humble bragging at the beginning is not discrete, growing up to be an inanimate object stopped being funny years ago, the shoelace line is decent. Young metro trusting you is a good one, the horoscope shit may seem like it'll help you seem relatable but I've asked several chicks and most get a gay vibe from guys that do that. Not trying to be a dick just saying it how I see it.
Sparked a conversation with a cute girl named "hannah". Puns and off the wall statements seem to work. Any input welcome
Just uglies and fatties.
The way I see it. You will only have success with nerdy or lonely girls. Don't make shortness into a joke, just don't even mention it. Blanket picnics funny but don't expect anything above a 4-5 with that
I only mention it because it's less of an issue in Hawaii, most asian chicks out here are short too, but I've had a short buddy show up to a date without mentioning it and it was the centerpiece of the meetup. Just trying to stray away from that
Can the police track me if i use tinder
The ones in the blanket pic arent featured anywhere else, and I never wear them anymore. I can wear contacts, however I can't wear them to work so I just don't bother. Thank you!
I keep my hair as long as possible, military regs get in the way
I literally just wrote the lyrics to smash mouths all star and it worked fairly well
I've spent so much time on this garbage app and match decent girls. Used to meet up a lot but now it seems like they have no desire to do anything other than have a goofy talk with a stranger. Anyone else have this problem?
I've been lurking whole thread. I use Tinder when I'm bored, but have acquired a few hundred matches. I have never once tried to meet up with anyone though. You in a college town? That might be the problem
Do you really say 'birthed' not 'born'? Not a nativefag, unironically asking.
Got couple of matches recently, but apparently your first message has to be some elaborate mind blowing pick up line for her to respond. They liked me first, both had bio lines about 'open mindedness', but neither of my messages got any responses. First was about a rather less tourist frequented place she had on the photo to where I've been as well. And to second girl I asked about the sequel to a book she had on photo & shared interest.
>pic definitely not related
That might just work. I definitely think my problem is that my profile is too goofy. But I'm afraid of using normal pics cause I feel like I'll look desperate. The ones I have met are always surprised that I look a lot better in person and they always try to catch feelings
>that batman suit
Of all things, this deserves to be a meemee
I've added some newer photos, gonna try and grab some stills next time I go snorkeling for some hobby shots
Get rid of your 1st pic, #2 should be your first, then the one with you in rome, then the one with your friend. If anything make your 1st pic your last so it makes more sense. Nobody cares you were at an airport until they see you've traveled to interesting places.
Smile more confidently. 2nd pic is redundant. lose 4 and 3 maybe
also, get rid of that bio. only positive things about you. doesnt matter what experience your friend had
There were some good ones in the other thread i should have saved
List your actual height. It matters a great deal, and you are only get to get women who don't care about height otherwise (and there are very few of them). Use some pictures that give a closer view of you.
There is "not even trying" and then there is "trying to sabotage your chances." You are not a bad-looking guy--looks like you are tall, which should help you enormously. Redheads have it harder. At least you are not a manlet (confirmed manlet here).
Haven't gotten a single match. I wonder why.
thanks, i guess im just being unlucky then?
what do you think about my bio?
Protip: If you don't swipe left, tinder will assume you're a bot and stop showing your profile to people. So if you're really desperate and swipe everything right, you'll likely never get a match regardless of your profile. If you really just want a match any match please god, swipe right 8 swipe left 2, repeat
Time for an experiment. Just sent this retarded /fit/ pickup line to 47 matches. No responses yet, will update with any responses.
I appreciate your critique so I'll explain to you what the rest of these faggots don't understand. Of coarse my bio is stupid af which is the point. It's a parody of a profile. Most women see the humor in it and it works well. Often times purely off the fact it's not the same fucking format they always see like these other anons are use/suggest
i don't need any advice im doing good alone
Definitely need some help here...
Hope I'm not late to the party
posting bio in a sec
This is what a girl's bio looks like. "Talk nerdy to me" is definitely a tinder girl line.
I don't have time to write you a new bio right now, but it needs a complete overhaul for sure.