Waifu claiming thread.
Previous: I don't care.
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu.
>most important: Have fun.
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stop being gay
http://waifuforum.boards.net/thread/12/second-wf-waifu-claiming
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Avatarfags get out of my thread
Spiders get out of my bed
Voices get out of my head
Zombies get out of my dead
Niggers get out of my shed
Spics stop stealing my bread
hehe anon you a real cutie~
Gas dogfuckers
this is a autistic avatarfag internet dating rp thread
i wish i was dead :o
>>724880013
Previous: >>724867515
Goodnight, all
>tfw lost to that slut hanako by 2 seconds
>>724880046
Sausage party. Whisky is good.
>>724880182
Sorry Misaki. Goodnight
>>724880143
Thanks.
>>724879564
I-i didn't mean anything lewd by it! Or maybe i did~.
>>724879614
The next time i go to the bar i'll have a shot of it.
>>724879619
How are you?
Claiming best girl
>>724880013
Well those are some really fucking simple rules.
>>724879619
Hasn't really started yet. Woke up about 2 hours ago
>>724880046
Okay, hi how are you?
>>724880229
Pretty good, how about you?
>>724880234
Did you get some good sleep this time?
>>724880259
I'm relaxing, but kinda hungry. How about you?
Finally I can ERP
>>724880411
I just woke up and am going for a walk in a few minutes.
>>724880482
I haven't seen you post in a while. And I don't think we've talked before?
>>724880411
Eh i'm alright but todays been kinda shitty.
>>724880482
Moar.
>claiming
>>724880046
Saya gave me some directions late last night,
killed a couple bosses and got to a terrible place.
Now I'm in a dark cave continuously falling in a pit.
Vodka was good, still didn't get much sleep though.
>>724880182
Nights Misaki
>>724880411
3 or 4 hours.
How's your day been?
Claim
>>724879750
I'm good
>>724879794
I can't :(
>>724879619
I'd share some if you were here, I actually grilled alot for myself
>>724879680
Tongue hurts from canker sore and is sorta swelled from too much numbing use
>>724880229
Heheheh, I'll give you a mouthfull alright~
>>724880588
why not? :(
>>724880229
COol. Have fun with it.
>>724880229
It's all good
>tfw Hanako was my first and only girl in KS
>can't play any other route because the main menu music alone almost makes me tear up
>>724880046
Sleep is always good
claim
>>724880668
Hope it gets better soon
>>724880699
Idk, i'm just always tired :(
>>724880573
I don't feel like talking.
>kisses on the lips
>>724880581
Get down on your knees and lick my clit~
Madoka
>>724880896
stop being such a old man -_-
>>724880896
It's probably been a week already and the medicine said dont use if its not getting better after a week and swelling, dunno if I wanna ignore it and keep numbing while eating or bare with it while it chils
>>724880935
Greetings fellow pink
>>724880588
How was your day?
>>724880931
Euhm... as nice as you are I'll be leaving soon. I'm sorry to disappoint you.
>>724881062
Pink for life
>>724880234
That they are. Why make things complicated.
>>724880668
Well i couldn't refuse such a thing~.
>>724880759
At least play Lilly's. The main menu music hits hard, but innocence i have to fight back the tears.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Y6DNQdlxNo
>>724880931
O-oh my!~.
>>724880935
Hai Madoka
>>724880582
Come lay with me taiga
>>724880573
Walk sounds pleasant, do you normally like going for em?
>>724880581
Sorry to hear..Tomorrow will be better!
>>724880582
Sounds...fun...?
Well, after I finish my 3 I'll figure it out I suppose.
>>724880585
Not bad, but I'm pretty sleepy.
>>724880668
Thank you for the offer! I might go get food later, but I'll probably just head to bed early instead.
>>724880802
Agreed!
>>724880992
I can't :(
>>724881062
You should ask a doctor or something
>>724881072
I just woke up about an hour ago and i've been watching anime since then
>>724881281
-___-
>>724881253
I need 16 hours everyday
>>724881253
Yeah, I try to go for at least a 20 minute walk daily.
>>724881281
Sounds fun, watching anything fun?
>>724880754
Are you feeling it yet?
>>724881253
Yeah i hope it will!
>>724881215
Damn you. I didn't need that music.
I really want to wait on Lilly's. I just don't have time to be moody like I was after I played Hanako and the laptop I had when I played originally had a hard drive crash. So its a matter of finding the time to reinstall and play.
>>724881352
I wish I had the time for that.
>>724881401
That's healthy, wow..I used to go jogging every other day, but I'm also lazy..
>>724881420
Just gotta have faith in these things.
>>724881230
But you're a strange stranger
>>724881253
I wanna play DS 3!
Going through DS 2 so slowly though,
it will take a while before I can.
>>724881208
Pink is love, Pink is life
>>724881215
Oooo dressed for the occasion are we?~
>>724881253
Ah rest well then
>>724881281
Perhaps but then again I'm mexican, we dont go to doctors
How long do these waifu claims REALLY last? Forever? Until next Thursday?
>>724881479
I told you, hits like a fucking truck. Lilly's was a bit more uplifting that Hanako's, Ah i see, still you should give it a play sometime soon.
>>724881621
I try to stay positive.
>>724881688
Maaaybe. Though i'm sure a few things could come off~.
>>724881420
OH yeah I'm woooo.
>>724881770
Accounts vary from a single thread to a lifetime.
The truth is, no one really knows.
>>724881661
You're right you shouldn't trust strangers.
But what if we got to know each other?
>>724881621
That's why I go for walks instead, way less exhausting.
>>724881661
I'm excited for you to, that games is fantastic!
>>724881688
Thank you, when I head to bed, I'll try~
>>724881885
So do I, but it's hard some time.
>>724881927
I like exhausting myself sometimes though
>>724881894
take one for me pls
>>724881972
Then I guess you're way more motivated to stay healthy than me
>>724881885
D-Damn.. it sure is getting hot in here...~
>>724881972
Take some sleepy pills if you got some
>>724881894
That's good.
>>724881972
That it is. But no matter what you gotta keep pushing forward.
>>724881315
:o
>>724881401
I'm watching Initial D
>>724881621
I wish i didn't have the time
>>724881688
Ok
>>724882042
Friend. I have jack Daniels Bacardi captain Morgan's or tequila. Which one for you friend.>>724882154
We are watching Superbad now.
>>724881885
I'll try my best, but tbh fam I made some really fucking stupid moves after I finished that route. I even texted my ex to ask if we could meet up and talk. I was also in a really tight spot in school at the time and the feels I had from all that shit whirling around together made life from October to December really difficult at times, emotionally speaking.
School's going okay now and I haven't made anymore dumb moves, but I'd rather not risk becoming a sobbing wreck a few weeks before finals. Like I said, I was really dealing with a lot of stuff and was in a bad place.
>>724882113
nah, it's been way too long since I have.
>>724882154
You're absolutely right, just keep making progress!
>>724882181
Do you wish your life was hectic?
>>724882234
jack
>>724882236
I feel you dude. I just got out of a shit test and life goes on. You will make it
>>724881923
>Outlook not so good
Well, I do know a fair bit of people,
and I got to admit I don lie with most of them.
>>724882125
A bit, but the question is.. How hot do you want it to get~.
>>724882234
A classic.
>>724882236
I see what you mean, maybe it's best for you to wait a bit to play through it then.
>>724880013
Why is your waifu's right side full of shit ?
Rin best katawa shoujo girl
>>724882355
Stream pls, I wanna see you struggle in cancer well.
>>724882421
Oh man the heat just turned up big time!~
>>724882332
You got it friend. Another one for you. >>724882421
That it is that it is.
>>724882301
I wish i had more to do
>>724882395
Not ok
I'm going now, bye
>>724882536
Sure, I just helped rockman.
>>724882601
Bye
>>724882601
ok
bye -_-
>>724882348
>>724882421
So I see you guys get it now. Yeah. I'm not normally one to get emotional but Hanako forced me to think through a lot of things about highschool and my relationship then.
Thanks for understanding, though. I just don't know when the best time to play it back through would be.
>>724882301
Exactly, so what are you up to?
>>724882456
She's burnt a bit.
>>724882536
I disagree but i respect your opinion.
>>724882543
What do you say we add a little fuel to this fire~.
>>724882564
Do another shot of vodka.
>>724882859
Lemme get a taste of that fuel~
>>724882601
No don't go yet
>>724882859
I'm doing more jack for my friend I shouldn't drink more.
Hihi
Claimed tsuneki <3
>>724882944
If you insist~.
>>724883027
I'll do one if you do.
>>724882859
Gonna make a sandwich, take a shower, and cuddle up under a blanket and watch some ZnT, take some more screencaps.
You?
>>724882564
>>724883027
thank you but please be careful and don't over do it with that stuff
>>724883120
Want to cuddle with me qt?
>>724883120
Sounds like a good night. hang around here for a bit, drink another beer or two, and if Tomo stops being a baby and takes another shot of vodka i'll take one as well.
>>724883100
Ahh what a sweet taste~ I crave moar
>>724883355
Allow me to satisfy that craving~.
>>724883407
Mizore a cute,
>>724883100
That's not a good idea. They think I should stop. >>724883211
I'll take it easy. Don't worry
Actually going to sleep now. Thanks for the feels lads. Good night.
>>724883540
Alright alright i was only kidding anyway.
>>724883634
Goodnight.
>>724883313
>tfw no bread in my entire house
I guess I'll just have six strips of bacon
>>724883251
You're not Chara, so no
>>724883707
Don't worry I poured more than a shot for my friend.
>>724883407
THought you died
>>724883507
Yesssss thank you~
>>724883788
I respect your faithfulness.
>>724883788
God damn i wish i had bacon right now.
>>724883797
That works i suppose.
>>724883819
Do you want more?
>>724884011
Why would I refuse?
>>724884208
Good point, i wanted to give you a few more~
>>724884011
IM really drunk.
>>724883881
Thank you.
>>724884011
You could run to the store
>>724884572
I envy that, all i can have tonight is beer,
>>724884577
I could...but i'm feeling pretty lazy atm.
>>724884441
I shall drink from the source~
>>724884763
Go ahead, please do~. I'm sure you'll be able to make much more flow out, so drink all you want~.
>>724884905
With pleasure~
Heading out now, I'll be back soon.
>>724884745
I know the feeling, I'm not gonna go drive and get proper food.
>>724884992
Make sure you drink it all~. And i'll be sure to get a taste myself, directly from your mouth~.
>>724885015
See ya Louise. I'm debating on walking to get something.
Why do you have a Waifu?
>>724885551
She was the first fictional character i had feelings for. I didn't see it coming, it just happened,
>>724885687
Sure got quiet in here.
>>724885247
Oh god that's the lewdest!
>>724886277
Oh i've got lewder don't you worry.
>>724886455
I'm loving lewd hanako~
DRUMPFF IS FINISHED
>>724880099
>>724886522
Oh keep it in your pants
>>724885687
Deeper.
Go deeper than that.
>>724886522
Mmm i''m glad you like it. Why don't you show me a bit of lewd Youknow~?
>>724886592
He's only getting started.
>>724886750
There is very few good yuno lewds but ask ye shall recieve~
>>724886750
Hilldawg will win!
>>724886727
I don't know what you mean,
>>724886981
I don't mind if they're good or not, but yes that;s good.
>>724887005
Not in this timeline.
>>724887262
Look deep inside yourself and ask yourself this: Why do I have a Waifu
>>724887262
That's quite an ass~
>>724887434
I'm not entirely sure, i never reallt understand the concept of waifu, but once i played Katawa Shoujo and met Hanako, i just felt this feelings of love for her. And that's when i understood.
>>724887506
And that's quite the lewd pic, i like it~.
>get home
>see lasagne
>mfw
>>724888255
Mad jelly.
>>724887801
Mhmm~ I knew you'd love it~
>>724888255
Good lad
>>724888469
Cmon, whip those puppies out again~.
>>724888415
>>724888469
Best part, it is my grandmothers.
>>724885247
Go for it!
>>724885551
because I'm very lonely and I sort of fell in love with her even though she doesn't exist
>>724888852
It's homemade too!? God damn son, i want it so bad.
>>724888901
Dude i'm like 8 beers deep, probably not a good idea. And welcome back!,
>>724889073
You're not wrong, don't go for it if you're that drunk!
Thank you Hanako~
>>724888652
Oh these~
>>724888852
Ayy
>>724880260
Do you have more cute Terras? I wanted a folder too but after saving like 8 pics I realize there wasn't much else out there to save.
>>724889141
Ehh i wouldn't say i'm drunk, just have a great buzz. Plus i'm like 50% sure i have work tomorrow. Of course, you're always a pleasure to talk with~.
>>724889274
Yes those beautiful things~!
>>724889583
I have few tiddies pics, I'm more of an ass man~
>>724889635
I like boobs more
>>724889423
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t-SYkQkTO-k
>>724889583
Really? After eight beers? Jeeeez...I'm kinda jealous..
That's very kind of you to say!
>>724889709
I like my share of tits but I'm all for ass the most
>>724889746
It's a tender loving Japanese lovecraftian extra-dimensional horror.
>>724889796
I don't understand ass. Boobs seem nicer to me but I'm you know.
>>724889938
It's not meant to be understood, but felt.
>>724889635
I don't mind, post those if you have em~,
> an ass for you~.
>>724889771
I've got a pretty decent tolerance. I have a half bottle of vodka in the freezer, but like i said, i might have work tomorrow. You really are.
>>724890183
I suppose my tolerance for THC is pretty decent, sort of. You don't know?
Well, I enjoy talking to you as well!
>>724889938
I could say the same for tits, but a wise man once said "Tits are life, Ass is hometown"
>>724890183
Oh my luv, you're too generious~
>>724890016
I don't know people to do that with. >>724890402
I don't understand at all
>>724890284
Only smoked pot once. Yeah, not exactly a normal job, ya know? Shit changes all the time. Thanks, that makes me happy.
>>724890402
I know, it's a bit of a problem, but i enjoy making people happy.
>>724890500
Meaning Both is good
>>724890560
you certainly have made my night, thank you~
>>724890560
I enjoy it a lot more than getting drunk, I always kind of feel like trash the day after I drink.
Oh, yeah, I gotcha. Does it at least pay well?
Of course!
>>724890667
Oh. I don't know. Boobs seem better. I guess it will be one I experience.
>>724890667
I'm glad~. And you;re welcome.
>>724890682
It does, mostly because i work under the table.
>>724889926
I-I don't know what you are talking about!
>>724890902
I see...Well, at least the pay is good if nothing else. I could certainly use a raise.
>>724890741
To be fair, my ex had small boobs so I could not get the full expierence
>>724890902
<3333
I see the usual sluttery is being done by the usual suspects
>>724891082
I've never you know. I'm pretty lonely.
>>724891078
Yeah it's pretty good. can't we all. If you don;t mind my asking, how much do you make?
>>724891082
<3 <3 <3
>>724891130
I tend to take a break from thread unless Im actively talking to people at this time.
>>724891377
11.50 an hour, eight hour shifts, two shifts a week.
They won't give me more hours
>>724891467
I just woke up,haven't looked since last night
>>724891130
Are you really surprised at this time of night?
>>724891502
That's not bad. Sucks they wont give you more hours though.
>>724891242
Relationship is overrated, if you're not after marriage, you're wasting time and money.. plus there is possible downfalls on the way after years and lead into the heaviest break ups ever
>Speaking from expierence
>Relationship lasted for 7 years til break up
>>724891377
Damn wish my tongue wasn't in pain
>>724891644
I am very glad I have it, though, so there's that.
>>724891667
I'm not sure. I felt attached after a year and for a few months I didn't do anything and it was worse when I saw them again. People are scary.
>>724891667
Oh? And why is that~?
>>724891807
That's good. it's good to have something.
>>724891644
>said suspect A
Just stop doing it
>>724892179
Yeah, I can't really think of what I'd do if I didn't have this job..