I work at a morgue in a pretty large city full of homeless people in florida, whenever we get a dead homeless body I like to collect their smegma from under their foreskin and keep it in a small plastic jar, I dont do anything with it but its just a silly hobby to keep me entertained
TP had a queezy aftertaste but at least one could complete TP and enjoy the gameplay the first playthrough.
BotW isn't even appealing from a first-playthrough point of view. It's some autistically designed mess trying to appeal to multiple demographics and failing at all of them; a jack of all trades but master of none. Bite size shrines meant for busy salarymen, gigantic overworld meant for neets; but bite size shrines aren't fulfilling for neets who expect dungeons and adventure, and the giant world is overwhelming to those with little time for gaming.
also the story was fucking melodramatic retarded shallow animu shit.
anyone who likes this game AND would rate it above a 7/10 should get on a boat and move to china and stay there like the dogeating mongoloid they are.
i bet you glossy eyed shitters just completely forgot what the game was supposed to look like too, didn't ya? https://youtu.be/nx1eMJZdYoE >when anyone else but Nintendo uses bullshots, they get slammed >but its okay when Nintendo does it cause ________! The game marked a first for many things from Nintendo. First use of egregious bullshots First completely unfinished Zelda game First action game with fire-emblem tier weapon durability First game they had to pay for 10/10 reviews for First game to have a fucking season pass First game to think Half-Life 2 doesn't exist
back to china you dogeating chinks. you wont have to just play Breath to eat dog meat when you get there.
Literally reskinned Ark and called it Zelda and you love it cause niggers love to eat shit. Fucking subhumans.
>i-its better than Ocarina! It /literally/ isn't, and also why fuckers are so shameful - cause buying into this garbage will let Nintendo know they can get away with utter trash and truly never surpass a fucking 20 year old game as if that should have ever been a feat in the first place.
>>724863117 I'm a musician, won't go into details but I am signed to one of the world's biggest companies. I work really fucking hard at what I do and I couldn't get tickets to a recent MUSIC awards ceremony, a blogger I know went with all her blogger friends. Hotel paid for, VIP box with free food and booze, all because she pointed a fucking camera at the stage and told everyone after how much she enjoyed it. A monkey could do it.
>>724862522 I JUST WANT TEDD AND ELLIOT TO FUCK, OKAY? I mean granted I want them to kiss and love each other tenderly and to accept each other and move past the "but I'm not really gay" thing but I WANT THEM TO MAKE HOT, SWEET, SWEATY, OILED-UP BACKDOOR FUCKINGS. Ideally with them BOTH AS MEN AT THE TIME, although they both make fucking delicious women. AND LET GRACE FUCK SARAH. SHE DESERVES IT.
I'm an alcoholic everyone thinks I've been sober for years when in fact I drink all the time if I'm alone, or t night. My life keeps going to shit but I keep drinking, lost jobs, wife, car, health. Do gay shit with other men who give me alcohol in exchange.
>>724864169 Worst thing is that blogger who went to the music awards constantly complains about life being difficult. She gets sent around the world to do cool shit all the time and she was bitching the other day because she had to turn down an opportunity that was the same date as her "only holiday". All she does when she goes away to work is write a few paragraphs about how nice the hotel was/gig was/event was. Cunt cunt cunt
>>724864170 >>724864170 First a case of beer would last me one night or a good afternnon, second when I don't work because I got fired for being drunk $10 for any booze I will suck a dick for that rather then thnk about how shitty my life is.
>>724864488 Imagine being *paid* for just bitching on camera for twenty minutes, it's fucking absurd, but I suppose it's a job tailor made for women, since that's all they can do, bitch and look good on camera
>>724863018 Similarly, I hate that on good blogs, 80% of a post/page will be about their fucking family and will mention grandma, "hubby", the kids and other shit. And then finally at the end of the page they'll post the goddamn recipe I was looking for in the first place. Food bloggers are narcissists
I didnt want a child at this time of my life, fucking wife whining all time how much she wanted one. Told her i also wanted one, but in around 2 years when im finished studying so i can have a decent paid job to give him/her everything a baby needs. Wife never again took a pill and well you know what happened, shes 6 months pregnant and i dont know if im going to be the father i want to be. Relationship went down since she feels i dont want the baby and i told her it was true, not at this time, but i wanted one later. Now shes fucking worried about all the stuff the baby is gonna need and im like "i fucking told you", i really love her, we've been married for 3 years now i just wanna be the father the baby deserves, my father was absent all my life and i dont want that for my son. Now i will man up and love the fuck out of that baby, im just scared the baby is gonna fuck up our relationship. Any advice /b? Pic related, my wife and me on our wedding day.
>>724864648 It's ridiculous and it encourages a generation of fuckwits who think sitting in front of a camera talking about yourself is a perfectly normal thing to do instead of what it really is: chronic headassery.
>>724864713 I don't often check out food blogs but I've seen this a couple of times. Pain in the arse, I just can't stand this insufferably twee ukelele playing, rainbow shitting cunt vlogger trend that everyone else seems to love.
>>724865256 I'm not 12 but you have inspired me to shit in a cats litter box before I die. I've already performed 5 double deckers in some restaurants in my area, and smeared shit in peoples bathrooms at college parties!
>>724863984 This is gonna sound like shitty cliché advice but try get involved in something that has an active community, maybe music or sport or even gaming/board game communities.
There are a LOT of people who feel like you, and a lot of them are looking for the same thing. Keep yourself occupied, and try and do it using something that can build over time. Music was my thing, yours can be anything (even 4chan but it's kind of limited haha)
>>724865040 >>724865040 Be the best kind of father you can, anon. It'll be really tough on you guys financially but you'll pull through. If you can't believe in yourself, then believe in the me who believes in you!
I plan to kill myself within the next couple of months, been like this for a few years, tried to die last year, failed because I'm a cowardly Lion. Just turned 19 last month and the sudden weight of adulthood draws near and I have no ambitions and no real drive to do anything with my life.
God fucking forbid I take a 10 minute restroom break at work but that fucking black guy takes 3 10 minute breaks every single fucking day and nobody gives a shit! fucking fuck so fucking fuck retarded fuuuuuckkk!
I want to just run into the wilderness and escape the lie of my life, but most importantly, it's because I'm an autistic fuckwit who keeps screwing things up for other people: my family, my colleagues, my bosses. I have zero social skills, never had a gf (wanted one, but know better because autism screwups), pretty much my entire life is work and computer with occasional tv. My mom expects great things from me, but I fried my brain smoking weed while brain was developing. She is also damn near crippled, and just refuses to see that I'm literally fucked in the head. I want to just run into the wilderness and escape all that, even though it would mean certain death as I have no training, no plan, no survival skills, and to top it all off, I'm completely deaf. It would take a damn miracle for me to survive, and that miracle would lead to me finding my real purpose in life. What do I do?
>>724866457 Do you still smoke weed? If so, kick that immediately. Clean up your act, have a shower, put on some nice clothes, eat a little better, go for a walk. I promise you if you do at least a couple of those things you'll feel better.
Try and hone a skill, find something you can build up over time and be proud of, develop yourself and you'll find a way out.
>>724866083 I considered snitching myself but in that case I might as well just suicide. Everyone else I've talked to tells me to just move on and see a therapist, I like the idea of volunterr work though.
>>724866847 This is what I worry about in my relationship. That I'm holding back my boyfriend. I want to think about us in the long term, but I don't know if he is. He's never expressed it outside of dating well go camping together later this year. We've been together almost 2.5 years which granted isn't super long.
Care to talk more about your life and marriage anon?
>>724866746 Only because they see it as a quick advert for their brand because she has a few brain-dead followers who consider her "goals" because she "was determined enough to make her dreams come true" aka wrote about popular make up brands and piggy backed onto their online presence/Google searches.
I could do what she does, but I'm not as attractive or enough of a sellout.
I would give a lot to spend a few weeks at any point of the mid to late-eighties.
I was born in '89, so I was too young to remember anything. As my adult self, I wish I could absorb the zeitgeist, talk to the people and to the girls, and get a feel for the sensibility of the populace.
Also, even bad 80s fashion was better than the pathetic lumberjack or Matrix-inspired metrosexual look we've had for over the last decade.
I don't care for social media, and I feel like I'm on another wavelength than people nowadays. I hate feeling like I was born about 20 years too late.
>>724862522 Been with my gf for 1year and 4 months. we fought for a while and she ended up wanting an open relationship. i give her 109% and care/spoil her so much. she got too comfortable with me and wants other sexual partners. i cant live with this and she mentioned suicide if we break up. im talking to this other girl i have a crush on. we are going to smoke weed together for the first time this week. i hope things go well with her. i feel like im not enough and this upsets me so much. i lie to my gf saying oh, ill get over it but i know i never will. I hope things go well with the other girl. i want to break up with current gf but she has a car, smokes me up and the furthest shes going is oral. i need to be inside her other than her mouth. fuck man, i got into this relationship thinking with the wrong head. she was the only beautiful looking girl to give me attention so i went for her. i regret it now
>>724867165 Dated my SO for 4 years, married now for a little over 1. I have a degree in English and am a teacher. I have been writing a book, and I don't have time to work on it. I didn't want to be a teacher, I wanted to be a writer, but I felt pressured to decide and provide for her, so I chose and now I feel like I'm stuck.
>>724863340 I do have pics i dont wanna get banned again tho, whenever the boss isn't around i'll take pics of a gross or gnarly body and i cant even count how many dead peoples dicks ive touched sometimes theres infections or sti's so i have to wear gloves, the smell is fucking awful tho so i leave it at work, my boss sometimes wonders whats in the jar on the top shelf if only he knew. if i can without breaking the rules ill post some close up tit pics of an car crash babe or some dirty homeless dick i have a lot on my phone only a few people i share it with
I'm not that anon, but I've been in a relationship for almost 7 years now, first and only in my life. I wouldn't say it holds me back as much as it simply demands that I compromise and change schedule a bit, and I am a pretty ambitious person myself. If your bf really likes you, it's not that much of a toll on him to just replan some stuff to account for you, especially if you're willing to share on his dreams.
Anyway, good luck with that, hope everything works out fine for both of you.
>>724867983 It's just frustrating. What they do doesn't take any effort or skill, just have to be born attractive and be at least a bit affable. I'm trying my best to not get spiteful or cynical but I know vloggers who do fuck all and get paid for uploading a video telling people what they're wearing when I work fucking hard and struggle to afford a bottle of water.
I'm good at what I do, I've had recent successes that many in my field would kill to have, it's just really fucking difficult to make money as a producer in music right now.
Broke up with a woman who lives on the other side of the world. Had to hurt her emotionally to give her a clean break ecuase it couldn't work. Still think I loved her but I could never move and neither would she. Broke her and she might hate me for it and that makes me sad.
Fuck all you social justice ,nigger loving,illegal alien loving mother fuckers. Let you reap what you sow , may you or a loved one get raped robbed or killed by one. Then let me see you have the same passion defending that shit as you do now.
>>724862522 Excuse me kind sir but Drumpf is an evil bigot and if you support him we want you to know we do not much care for you racists over here at 4 Chan. com so please leave the racism at the door, fren.
I'm 32. I have a nagging SO and a miserable, menial job. I'm poor, and have been living hand to mouth since I got out of school in 2006. My family (on both sides) is horrendously unreliable and backstabbing, they all seem to hate me for whatever reason. I've been severely depressed, not wanting to even wake up the next day for 4 solid years. I don't have any useful skills, and I don't have the quiet time or energy needed to learn any. I have no passions, no hobbies. I'm tired all the time. Every day I think of what a nice releif it would be to kill myself. My biggest desire is to jump off a building and feel the nice breeze on my face.
I didn't WANT to be a loser. I don't know how I've let myself get to this point. It all started when I suffered a head injury from an accident and had to drop out of school, but the rest I can't explain.
I desperately want to drop in two coins and start again.
I have gay sex on the down low. GF doesnt know because she works late nights and I get up super early and get off work around 4. She doesnt get home until 7. Basically I meet guys in my town on grindr then have sex or suck some dick. Im bi but I never told my gf and I dont know how she would handle it. Shes pretty traditional in ways but I know she wont like that Im bi nor having gay sex behind her back. I love her but the sexual erg
>>724869217 Different anon, but the military is super strict with mental disorders, if you've ever been diagnosed with any mental illness you won't pass your MEPS, and if you lie about it and get caught, you'll be dishonorably discharged. I lost my dream job of becoming an airfoce pilot because of fucking depression
My 37 y/o brother is an alcoholic that is ruining his life and now living at home with my mom. He's had two seizures already and racked up thousands in medical bills and still continues to drink. He's taking years off my mom's life in stress.
My 17 y/o cat just died two days ago. I think I inadvertently killed him by feeding him something he shouldn't have eaten then ignoring his cries for help. Loved that little guy and feel guilty as shit right now.
The world would be a better place if it was just western European in nature. No Asians (except maybe the Japs), no Africans, no Semites, no Hispanics, no Abos or Islanders, and no Indians (dot or feathers).
>>724869835 I just outright didn't pass my MEPS, I was told that lying would end up like that, in retrospect I should have just lied just so that I could have flown for a little while, even though being dishonorably discharged is roughly equivalent to a criminal charge in the eyes of an employer
>>724869217 Dude, I'm way too old for that. I'm horrendously out of shape, and I doubt if I'd be qualified anyway due to my aforementioned injury. I can hardly take any movement at all without getting crippling headaches.
I could go into research or something, but I don't even have a lousy degree. With the regular headaches I get, maintaining a school schedule would be prohibitive along with work. Not to mention the financial strain, I'd still have around 50 credits to go. And then I'd have to get a Master's. No thanks. >>724869693 I'm dyslexic and have clinical depression. So that's straight out. >>724869501 >you have a SO and a job, thats more than a lot of people And I wish I didn't. I feel so trapped and confined. I'm a prisoner here.
I almost feel like doing something crazy like moving to a foreign country and trying to wing it. But then if that fails, I certainly wouldn't want to be going back with my tail in between my legs.
I am ridiculously attracted to asians. Im a white guy, but something just about their face and body just turns me on. Its not that i'm not attracted to other races, but asians never fail to get me a boner.
My anti anxiety meds stopped my anxiety, but now I have zero sex drive and zero desire to do anything I used to love. It feels like my friends are getting farther and farther and I feel myself slipping into a bad place
I feel empty and worthless. I only talk to two people and one ignores me half the time. The other hangs out with and erps with other people just fine, then when I ask for some time, they always say they're "not feeling it and don't want to do it if they're not going to be able to give it 100%". I get closer to eating a bullet every day.
>>724865040 your wife can't control her animalistic nature. I am a woman who is going through this same exact thing, but I know that it's not actually me wanting a baby but my hormones ramping up because of my age. I told my husband that if I ever suddenly get baby crazy that it isn't me, because honestly I hate the fucking things, they are gross and would waste my life.
If you actually loved her as much as you think you do (and yourself) You'd make a huge ass stink about this with her, until she really fucking gets it through her brain that she can't have it now, and that the things she feels are hormones. And it seems like a huge red flag to me if she doesn't listen to what you say, and the fact that you let her walk all over you. All of what you said seems like an ill-omen to me (for your relationship).
>>724870930 This is me everyday, I feel like I literally cannot open up as my lonely self to anyone. Everyone knows me as this guy who is always smiling, but i come home everyday just to remember i have no friends and will get nowhere in life.
>>724870646 I love asians too anon. I've been with a super hot korean girl and my current fuck buddy is a Filipina. They're both very submissive and let you do anything you want to them. My Filipina lets me cum in her ass everytime we have sex. She even asks for it, it's insane. I wish there were more Asians where I live, am in FL.
It's got a completely different and much more complex writing system and grammatical structure, and in the case of Chinese very tricky inflection. Not to mention all the cultural variations which are always imbedded into the languages.
To say something like that, you've either never really tried or have an exceptional gift. I assume the former.
ive smoked weed for 12 years and now im quiting to join the (service) pretty sure I will loose my friends and family as a result of my recent decisions. They just don't know it yet. Fuck em. I'm sick of them and im sure they feed off my lack of success
I can't tell anyone about how I really feel, if I do they will see me differently and have bad/worse thoughts about me. I don't like the thought of people thinking of me as a sad person, even tho that's what I really am, I think about suicide nearly every day. I can't get a job, I spend more time online than offline, I haven't seen my friends for months, my ex is still in contact with me, I talk with her everyday and do all I can to help her. "I wish he was like you" Well, clearly not considering you dumped me for him you fucking whore. I don't eat, I don't sleep, I smoke so much that it nearly makes me puke. I'm sick of everything. If only life had a "Restart" button.
I used to have this close female friend of mine that isn't my friend anymore, and I'm pretty bitter about it. I did something kinda creepy... I took candid pictures of her when she wasn't looking because she often dressed really slutty. I only did this once and I took 9 shots and one video. She was completely unaware, just working on a project with me and another guy. The video and 1 pic got corrupted , so I only have 8 pics. The pics show her deep cleavage and her face.
I've shared them online privately and sometimes publicly but never permanent (pics are deleted). Yes... this includes right here on 4chan. I remove em mostly because her face is in them and I wouldn't want her finding out. I know she has good memory, so if she remembers correctly, she would know that I was in front of her when the pics were taken. It's obviously something she wouldn't want being spread around the internet, since it kinda exposes her as a slutty dressing blonde bimbo even though she doesn't act like one. She's actually very smart and probably doesn't dress like this anymore (this was a long time ago).
This can potentially be very incriminating for me if the pics got into the wrong hands, since they can just do whatever they want with them online. Some days I tell myself that I should just delete em'.
>>724873483 damn sorry to hear that. I can understand how ending a relationship and not actually moving on is so common, time is like super glue when it comes to relationships. Try either deciding on whether you want to say fuck that bitch or actually forgive her and just use this as a break and then try to get back together later. Either way you're a fucking faggot.
>>724874044 Asians are like any other girl but a little more traditional in some ways. You have to be attractive if you want a cute one then charm your way into their panties. If you meet one just be persistent and put in the time and show her some effort. They like to be romanced and pursued. Once you get them to your place then they love it when you take control in bed and then it's about pleasing you.
>>724862522 I'm afraid. I want to die. I want to scream. I can't scream because my vocals are too weak. I can only yell. I like a woman, but I can't be with her for legal reasons. I'm in a companionship with a non-human entity. That sounds weird and cringy as shit. But she's real and is able to change disks in the CD player. I want to die so I can be with this entity forever. I love her dearly. I have begun to hate the human race. Kill me. I'm just gonna leave town and start a new life.
>>724873359 the grammar is relatively simple (often isolating, no cases, simple conjugation at worst).
Japanese is the only Asian language i've learned, but it's really simple once you get used to it. all the things you'd think would make it hard are things you get used to relatively quickly. It takes years to get the vocab down, but learning things like tone (what you called "intonation"), different but simple grammar, etc can get done in a few months if you try.
The spelling is tricky in japanese and chinese, i'll admit (my knowledge of kanji does lack), but it really just takes practice, and if you plan on living there, there's not reason you can't do it.
I think learning languages is not as hard as everyone thinks. It just takes a bit of work and lot of time.
I love my girlfriend to death but after this six month dry spell I'm tired of fucking beating my meat and I want to ravage the 6/10 from work who keeps rubbing on my junk, but I know I'm better than that. I'm pretty sure it's why I've been so on edge but I can't actually be sure. I want to smoke and drink again, and it's been so goddamned stressful at work with that faggot supervisor breathing down my neck, waiting for me to make the wrong move so he can personally walk me out the door just because he doesn't like me or where I'm from. I just want to sleep.
>>724876608 I appreciate the post. I know the grammar is simple, but I've been slogging away at this for years and I can still barely hold a normal conversation. I can't read anything at a high level or understand much on their TV.
I'm not always diligent with studies and there have been interruptions along the way. But it's still discouraging. I was actually thinking of working for the JPLT2, even though I think it's a horrendously stupid test which isn't indicative at all of language ability. But at least it would give me a linear, tangible goal.
>>724862522 I have no idea where I'm going. I told my aunt and uncle that I want to write for vidya, but I don't think I'm creative enough. I ski thought about being done sort of biologist but Idk if I would be any good being as disorganized as I am. Hell I don't even know what I want to rate as when u get in. I mostly score high in the "paragraph comprehension" and word knowledge categories on the practice tests. However those seem kind of useless "English major" categories. All in all I'm just fucking useless
>>724879457 Take your boyfriend to your parents house and fuck him on the dining table. Really though, just have to sit them down and be honest with them, maybe leave out the fact that you're a furry, they don't need to know that
>>724877584 I think it's important to incorporate the language into your daily life, otherwise you can only get so far. Listen to japanese music, watch japanese tv, read japanese articles, translate your thoughts into japanese, etc. at first it will be difficult, and you may not understand much, but after a while you'll start to get a little, and then a little more. at least that's how it always works for me. You mentioned that you've been working on this for years. that's okay. it's supposed to take years to get good. if you work enough on it, you'll get there. It does take a long time though, so you should expect that. 頑張って！
Unless it feels like acid it's normal to feel some mild burning. Your penis is extra sensitive after you ejaculate and the heat of the urine feels warmer. Can't believe you stupid fags don't know this.
I love her so much. But I know she will never see me in a romantic way. I really hate myself, how could she ever love such a depressive, self-concious faggot like me. I know I'm just a burden for her, I've been considering just leaving but I cant.
>>724881791 neither is anyone else anon. Understand that, then do something you enjoy. get an underpaying job, save for years, buy a trailer, make it self sustaining with an electricity producing bicycle, water collectors, grow your own food, and live off the grid. Do yourself a favor and stop caring about anyone else.
>>724867399 I was born in 82 and believe me I miss how the world used to be. I was raised by my grandfather and watching how he interacted with all his friends was a beautiful thing. there aren't very many people left in the world worth a dam. Everyone always treated each other with a high degree of respect.
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