Waifu claiming thread.
Previous: I don't care, sue me
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu and converse with others
>keep ERP and RP out of the thread. Take it elsewhere if it gets lewd.
>insult other waifus harshly
>discuss fun and light topics like politics and abortion
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun and throw all dogfuckers from helicopters
Add Nobody#5930 on discord
stop being gay
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Avatarfags get out of my thread
Spiders get out of my bed
Voices get out of my head
Zombies get out of my dead
Niggers get out of my shed
Spics stop stealing my bread
hehe anon you a real cutie~
this is a autistic avatarfag internet dating rp thread
i wish i was dead :o
Where the fuck is Kyoko? He used to be the baker. Did he finally off himself in a fit of autistic despair over an early bake? What about Galil and Penny?
>best medic claimed
I've noticed that ERP/RP/lewdity in the thread has become an issue with a lot of the guys and and have thus decided to change the rules in my threads from here on out. If you want to get freaky with another anon, please take it to Discord or another private setting. This goes for myself as well (sorry).
You're about to feel a blow from my hand, you little shit.
I find glee in saying that a customers request is impossible. And some of our servers are just as bad.
>so is the vegan salad vegan if you just take out the cheese?
>theres no cheese in the vegan salad
>menu states its a vegan salad
>no cheese on the important ingredients list
Ive had a field day with comments today.
Well, theres Westworld, Bates Motel and Dirk Gently. Thats it off the top of my head.
Kyo is asleep, Galil is off begging for dick pic on discord and Penny is making up stories
When we tell a customer we can't do something, it's often after they waited for hours
They tend to be irate
Some people are pretty cool though
Who is that semen demon?
Hey, at least servers and you all are on the same page with some of this stuff. The hobby cook in me cringed at that.
I hate sachi
Good LORD, you're still alive? Get over that squirrel impaled on Esdeath's heels yet? How you been?
Galil wants dick, I will give if I can come to America and own funs.
I work in fast food. It is my favorite thing in the world to ruin an asshole's day. Invalid coupons are the best. Oooh, you wanted the 3 footlongs for $16.99? TOO BAD, CUNT, IT'S NOT 4 O'CLOCK YET. READ THE FINE PRINT.
>MFW I knew the coupon would be coming and did this on purpose because you were a dick
NY strip aged 35 days, lobster tail, pink champagne, some Blue Label Scotch, limochello, amaretto...
Worth every penny.
>thinking the utility company will actually show up tonight
That's a good one
No they probably won't get to us tonight.
We're just a cafe. Im currently on a break before going back in. Being amused by a bird who has flown into the shop to take food directly off peoples plates. While they are eating.
No. The server didnt know that there was no cheese in it. Didnt even check the menu. And she didnt know that the 'vegan' dish earlier was impossible. Despite being told multiple times over her months of work here. One more thing on that server, she watches me make hollandaise every day. This morning she didnt. She still came out the back to ask if benedict eggs were still off the menu because we were out of hollandaise yesterday.
im still alive but I haven't used the thread in a while. im ok alot going on in life atm but im decent if not lonely.
im on my own I dont have one atm
I just wish i could tell the asshole customers to get stuffed
For their sake, I hope you don't get a wrangler
I would hug you, not your evil waifu.
I have to oil my gun and sharpen a few knives. What are you going to drink?
Well, you guys better have fun and stuff
All these random oldfags coming back.
>Ill get to finally have the moment with some of them I never got because I moved to telegram so quickly
Yes top kek I am oldfag get out my thread you newfag. btw I don't like erp that makes me unique.
Oh that's uh fun. All kinds of stuff. Vodka rum whisky. Not sure what to have.
I hate sachi more than I hate myself
shouldn't you be sleeping?
just ignore me if you dont like me
oh :( she isnt evil just different but thank you for the hug how are you
Did they ever really leave or did they just go into lurking? There's never as many people posting as there are posters.
Only thing missing was a barbershop quartet. Only 40's fags will understand...
G-good morning Yukki
Is it okay to mix all that stuff together?
>never had a sip of alcohol in my life
Still haven't found a good torrent and almost done with JoJo
Eat more fish lol
Just act normal IRL and you'll be fine.
Me too. I'm not sure they're fully aware of the implications of us handling their food. ONE FUCKUP. That's all it takes for me to give 100+ people ebola or whatever.
And where the fuck is Yuno?
Rum in coffee. Jameson also goes well with coffee. Crown Royal, however, goes best with Dr. Pepper. And of course everything can be had on the rocks.
Pfft, I have our logs ~
The oldfags are hiding in the cracks and crevices, beating their meats.
I'm not tits. I dont lewd my waifu. Dont refer to me as that.
>Hi how are you?
Roadhog x mercy, amiright?
Tsun or YouKnow?
Both are in discord
That's okay it's something to do. When do you work again?
Take off that big sweater! Don't hide your tits
Same. I just wished they stopped coming in and ordering lunch before the lunch menu states that lunch starts.
>its 11am, lunch doesnt start until 11:30
>I bet the cook will still do it for me
Sometimes, a barbershop quartet is all you need. Though Blue Label is kinda meh to me. Pretty overrated. Give Nant a try, you might be able to import it.
I too like to dilute my drinks into mostly water.
That's a lot
Some left and some lurk
I guess I should sleep at some point in the night.
I try to and im not to bad in irl how have you been?
you did didn't you?
Hello Hama, how are you?
I have some coke. That's about it really.
I don't know when, it's up to Rea.
Isn't it dangerous to mix them though?
>pulls your hair
Oh no no I'm very anemic atm.
haven't done one of these in a few days.
also don't come here saying rem is best girl ;-;
Go away pervert!
Im well, yourself?
I never said I don't like you, dumbass
I don't handle food, so I don't have that power
Why doesn't lunch start until 11:30?
11 is too late for breakfast
Goodbye, questionable friend
the hatred in my soul grows with each passing moon
it's later for you, and I care about your sleep
Roadhog/Junkrat, actually. My waifu is mine.
Really? Why are folk moving?
I meant literal, freezer-chilled stones, Rory. Finally started watching GATE the other day. God damn fine taste in waifu you have there, although Lelei is more my speed. Beest propaganda I've ever seen- the last thing I could make myself watch 6 hours of was Madoka.
Haven't stabbed anyone, so not bad.
Rum and Coke it is. Cuba Libre, if you're a pretentious cocksucker.
You handle other things, I'm sure.
Why do people hate Ram so much?
I'm just messing with ya~ Any idea who is posting your lewds?
B-bad at having conversation...
Just because your tits are nice doesn't mean you get to bully me.
And I'm awful to be honest
I misread that as the servers being as bad as you on saying the customers' requests are impossible. Should have known.
Ours are alright, we've had stuff restored in the middle of the night, or relatively quickly after tornadoes. I always remember the utilities up in PA/NY moving like snails whenever something happened though.
Ah. Not at all. Don't really want to mix them either. >>724862756
Not too pretentious I think.
I honestly have no idea.
bad at claiming waifus?
Because it's more convenient?
Can't really give you a reason besides this one
No! They're not homosex! Roadhog is best bb meant for Mercy!
No, but I hope they get bored soon
>My source tells me its Mash but I dunno and I really dont care
I only said that to make sure you knew it was me. Jeezus
Shinoa claimed ',:)
thats good what did you do today?
well you are being pretty rude and you said you dont want to be my friend so..
kek its a start are you on thread often
worry about eating first don't worry about my sleep
Ahh, my friend. Of all the money that e'er I spent I've spent it in good company. Australian Whiskey? I wonder if they can keep up with the Scotts, Irish or the good ol' US of A.
What if I told you that we're ALL oldfags, and there aren't actually any newfags? The oldfags just claim new waifus and no one asks any questions.
How much do you have left?
I think she's really cute, I need to watch that anime.
Weren't you and Mash a thing at one point? I don't remember.
That's not good!
And nothing, I did nothing to day.
>not greeting me
I thought what we had was special, lil smug
>Weren't you and Mash a thing at one point?
God bless drama
yeah but no one really likes her everyone likes rem lmao
sleep is the only thing i need
Some fag already claimed my waifu so uh, backup waifu time
but I care about you
I will, promise
Hey what's up LtC?
I didn't see you for being such a smol bote
You're new here?
oh hehe I didnt know what anemic meant for a moment I think I was reading it wrong that itsnt good! but doing nothing is good right?
anon please leave
do you care for me?
We had someone say that their breakfast doesnt end at 11:30 when we refused to make him a 12:30 big breakfast (sausages, hash brown, mushroom, tomato, bacon and eggs). And Ive had people ask for beef burgers at 10 am (can you do us a favour and fry up some burgers for us while you are currently making 12 bacon and egg rolls?). 11 am is never too late for breakfast. It just becomes brunch.
Oh, thats better then. And I agree that Lelei is objectively a better waifu than Rory. But Rory was, and is, still a personal choice.
Its only 2 servers who are retarded. And they both leave us soon. Literally cannot wait.
Most of the harm I do is personal harm. And yes, Australia can absolutely keep up.
In 2014, Sullivan’s Cove became the first non-Scottish-or-Japanese holder of the title World’s Best Single Malt Whisky after being crowned as such at the World Whiskies Awards 2014.
Ive not been able to locally source anything from Sullivans Cove yet.
Not going to happen with us.
Tomorrow morning is when they'll start power restoration they said.
>mfw the power went out at 11 this morning and they didn't even try
It's easy to tell when it's you.
If the pic is lewd it's not you.
And i am not doing good.
But I'm glad you are.
>Honestly I'm a little better now that i get to see hama tits
ok I guess
you don't have to I sleep just fine at times also don't promise stuff
Pretentious by my home's standards. We're simple people. Not as in dumb, although there's a lot of that. Simple as in plainly spoken, jeans-and-tshirt, salt-of-the-earth sort of people.
Not like I was around SquirrelGate and that time Penny shot his ex. This is my first time in months.
>more than we can drink
Well, yeah, with that attitude.
Anemic (adj)- a word used to describe 9x19mm Luger
Rory is also great. I just like Lelei because she's a very smart girl. Big fetish.
alright then I won't eat
as long as you're fine, I'm glad
I've always liked you
I'm rude to everyone
Brunch is for pansies
Okay im back!
I guess you could say so?
I want to offer Kumiko a towel after she's been stuck in the rain for an hour.
Because it's true!
I dislike this migraine of mine. But I am doing fine. How are you?
See my second reply
Welcome to the thread then. Enjoy your stay in hell
huh it seems like it been longer then months you play overwatch?
that makes me happy how come you quit discord?
hmm doesn't that make people not like you though?
I'll take your word for it and give it a try. Recently I've been drinking Blue Label, Lagavulin, Oban, some good ol' Jack Daniels. Some Gin now and again to keep the scurvy away.
What are you usually drinking?
Thank You! and yeah hell is real here
how do you make friends then if you are rude to everyone?
I'm on discord, just not any groups, mostly because I hate most people here
then I'm happy
I still haven't left with my friends, I'll sleep when I get home though
Or people who want nothing but bacon.
Id view her more as a daughter to be honest.
At the moment, Suntory, Jack, Baron Samedi rum and Monkey Shoulder. Mainly drink beer through the week. Need to save money so I can move out in May/June.
Rudeness has its appeal. And sometimes hes rude because he cares.
Same except for Yuuki
Tired, heading to bed here in a few
I'm rude when the opportunity arises, people can like people who call out their stupidity
It makes for a good laugh
Please refer to the previous statements
Don't talk shit about bacon
Do you do gods work and refuse any steak past medium?
hmm? I guess so
No not at the moment not at all.
How about you?
make yourself happy instead
its a bit late to go to walmart at least for me it would now
but I don't want to be laughed at. someone who likes me wouldn't laugh at me
oh I see thats to bad :( well atleast you have some friends like me right?
can't we both be happy?
it is open 24/7 so it doesn't matter I think
>not preferring Reina, Asuka or Sapphire/Midori
Absolutely plebian but still acceptable with those digits. In exhange for bringing us the favor of KEK, have this image.
A bit. Not like I used to. Been a lot of FNV lately.
Daughter/sister/fuckbuddy thing for me. Got a nasty bit of incest kink lately. Maybe just a desire to be closer with my family manifesting in fucked up ways. Pina is also great.
i actually did, thank you.
Hello esdeath. It'd been awhile since you've came on thread
Yeah you get used to it. What's up?
No its just a bit of hunger, sleep, and stress. I don't think you have. I've got new pictures
Take me to the bed with you bb
You're not good..? I have a migraine but I'll live
Nope! She can be adorable one moment then smug as fuck the next
it was just a joke, I don't hate anyone (still no groups though)
yes, you are my friend, as well as haruhi, I talk to him a lot and try to keep him company
Nice. I'm a fan of Magic Hat and Stone Brewing (Arrogant/Double Bastard). Are inside or outside the US?
We cant do good steak so we dont even try. Its an insult to the meat supplier and the meat itself.
Gotta see past it and see their true intentions.
Pina is good. Tukas just a shit. Yaos a shit too, but Tukas worse.
My friends like each other, yet we make jokes at each other's expense
It's all in good fun, Sensitive types are the most boring people to be around
I guess you aren't all bad, kid
>not even giving me the pleasure of a pic
lil smug pls
I'm already used to it kek
I guess and I have only been there once at 1 am
No not really. More irritated than anything. Power went out at 11 this morning and the utility company isn't even going to try till tomorrow morning.
Migraine? Sounds pretty bad. Taken anything to help?
Pretty sure Im older than you.
But yeah, both me and my offsider know what is possible to do right here and focus on burgers.
Okay, I thought you may of been. Do you get either Stone Brewing or Magic Hat in Aussie? If not what beer are you usually drinking?
>Do you head to the Outback Steakhouse for an oilcan of Fosters?
FNV are we cancer now? kek nice mercy pic aside from widowmaker mercy is my fav.
it has I only come on some times but ive been trying to come on a little more to see old friends like mercy
thats good to hear things didnt work out though as a thing?
I dont mind being called a fag or whatever but some things im not ok with and only like fun pokes among friends.
>Sensitive types are the most boring people to be around
I suppose but harsh people get annoying and can bring things down.
my mom works the night shift there
I went once at like 3am to her because I was crying and she couldn't leave work
>preferring those over Kumiko
Kumiko is the kumicutest, I'm not sure how you could think otherwise.
Nope, never. It was never a thing
Well, why not just hope and wait he comes back then.
You're mildly adequate, old man
I can be described as cynical, I don't think most people I meet would consider me an asshole
Those that do, can fuck off
you don't like buying everything you need at one store?
People only like them for being elvish women with nice tits and damaged goods factor.
>into brutal doms
Unless you're talking to play. In which case, good healslut.
Because Midori is tiny and sweet, Asuka is quirky and a little fucked in the head, and Reina plays my instrument. We're kin across dimensions by default.
Because what's the fun in knowing? The unknown can be even better
>especially when her uniform is tight around the chest.
Fosters is dirt. Export level shit. I currently enjoy Great Northern and Bentspoke. Not sure if we do, Ill check next time Im looking.
Glad most other people see it.
>Hana is here
Here come the erp
>How do you do fellow kids?
Pic still semi-related
Well hi, you perv~. How are you?
Hi Hama! How are you?
Hey now, i've calmed down on that.
I wanted to ask all of you how has your day been/night so far?
Personally,Tuka is less of a shit because there's less edgy and more cute.
I have, as per usual, resisted 8 hours' temptation to go on a killing spree, got my tax return, and bought this cute little netbook I'm currently posting from for ~$300. It has been good. You?
>not going to Wal-Mart to watch all the people wearing pajamas or jogging pants in public