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Waifu claiming thread. Previous: I don't care, sue me

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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Waifu claiming thread.

Previous: I don't care, sue me

The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu and converse with others
>keep ERP and RP out of the thread. Take it elsewhere if it gets lewd.
>insult other waifus harshly
>discuss fun and light topics like politics and abortion
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun and throw all dogfuckers from helicopters
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Add Nobody#5930 on discord
stop being gay
http://waifuforum.boards.net/thread/12/second-wf-waifu-claiming
https://a.pomf.cat/ohmvor.mp3 (embed) (embed) (embed) (embed) (embed)
Avatarfags get out of my thread
Spiders get out of my bed
Voices get out of my head
Zombies get out of my dead
Niggers get out of my shed
Spics stop stealing my bread
hehe anon you a real cutie~
Gas dogfuckers

this is a autistic avatarfag internet dating rp thread
i wish i was dead :o
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>>724860051
Goodnight, cute
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I think I just blew half a grand on dinner.
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I bet the filthy Mexican can't even drink milk
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Where the fuck is Kyoko? He used to be the baker. Did he finally off himself in a fit of autistic despair over an early bake? What about Galil and Penny?
>best medic claimed
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OP's Note:

Hey guys,

I've noticed that ERP/RP/lewdity in the thread has become an issue with a lot of the guys and and have thus decided to change the rules in my threads from here on out. If you want to get freaky with another anon, please take it to Discord or another private setting. This goes for myself as well (sorry).

>Misaki
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>>724860689
You're about to feel a blow from my hand, you little shit.
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>>724860054
I find glee in saying that a customers request is impossible. And some of our servers are just as bad.

>so is the vegan salad vegan if you just take out the cheese?
>theres no cheese in the vegan salad
>menu states its a vegan salad
>no cheese on the important ingredients list

Ive had a field day with comments today.
>>724860259
See above
>>724860311
Well, theres Westworld, Bates Motel and Dirk Gently. Thats it off the top of my head.
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>>724860782
solid waifu
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>>724860262
Cute! Its a date~
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>>724860782
Kyo is asleep, Galil is off begging for dick pic on discord and Penny is making up stories
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>>724860632
>>724860636
:thinking:
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>>724860513
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Best
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>>724860971
add me on discord Ben#6232 uwu
>>724861039
owo what's this
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>>724860821
When we tell a customer we can't do something, it's often after they waited for hours
They tend to be irate


Some people are pretty cool though

>>724861070
Who is that semen demon?
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>>724861089
no
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>>724860659
Hi sono
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>>724861162
ok
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>>724860513
Nice figurine.

>>724860821
Hey, at least servers and you all are on the same page with some of this stuff. The hobby cook in me cringed at that.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T-NgyuNAM7U

>>724860971
I hate sachi
>>724861039
hello
>>724860847
date!
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>>724861171
Good evening Tomo how's you?
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anyone want to hug me?
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>>724861245
yes

>>724861342
thats pretty harsh
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>>724860830
>>724860830
Good LORD, you're still alive? Get over that squirrel impaled on Esdeath's heels yet? How you been?
>>724860961
>Kyoko
>asleep
Galil wants dick, I will give if I can come to America and own funs.
>>724861116
I work in fast food. It is my favorite thing in the world to ruin an asshole's day. Invalid coupons are the best. Oooh, you wanted the 3 footlongs for $16.99? TOO BAD, CUNT, IT'S NOT 4 O'CLOCK YET. READ THE FINE PRINT.
>MFW I knew the coupon would be coming and did this on purpose because you were a dick
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>>724860802
NY strip aged 35 days, lobster tail, pink champagne, some Blue Label Scotch, limochello, amaretto...
Worth every penny.
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>>724861396
Going to drink some soon. You?
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Hello everyone
>Juvia claimed
>>724860259 Houki
>thinking the utility company will actually show up tonight
That's a good one
No they probably won't get to us tonight.
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>>724861423
Where is your tard wrangler?
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>>724861431
no
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>>724861116
We're just a cafe. Im currently on a break before going back in. Being amused by a bird who has flown into the shop to take food directly off peoples plates. While they are eating.
>>724861300
No. The server didnt know that there was no cheese in it. Didnt even check the menu. And she didnt know that the 'vegan' dish earlier was impossible. Despite being told multiple times over her months of work here. One more thing on that server, she watches me make hollandaise every day. This morning she didnt. She still came out the back to ask if benedict eggs were still off the menu because we were out of hollandaise yesterday.
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>>724861455
im still alive but I haven't used the thread in a while. im ok alot going on in life atm but im decent if not lonely.
>pic

>>724861552
im on my own I dont have one atm
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>>724861455
>>724861647
I just wish i could tell the asshole customers to get stuffed

>>724861653
For their sake, I hope you don't get a wrangler
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>>724861494
Oh well that explains everything.
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>>724861707
homu
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>>724861423
I would hug you, not your evil waifu.

>>724861522
I have to oil my gun and sharpen a few knives. What are you going to drink?
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>>724861455
Weird, right?
Well, you guys better have fun and stuff

>>724861707
Sleep well?
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Good evening friendos
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All these random oldfags coming back.
>Ill get to finally have the moment with some of them I never got because I moved to telegram so quickly

>Hamakaze claimed
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>>724861844
Yes top kek I am oldfag get out my thread you newfag. btw I don't like erp that makes me unique.
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>>724861796
hang me yuuki
>>724861901
:knife:
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>>724861342
hello again
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>>724861765
Oh that's uh fun. All kinds of stuff. Vodka rum whisky. Not sure what to have.
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>>724861431
I hate sachi more than I hate myself
>>724861976
shouldn't you be sleeping?
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>>724861727
just ignore me if you dont like me

>>724861765
oh :( she isnt evil just different but thank you for the hug how are you
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>>724861844
Did they ever really leave or did they just go into lurking? There's never as many people posting as there are posters.
>>724861729
Only thing missing was a barbershop quartet. Only 40's fags will understand...
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>>724861796
G-good morning Yukki

>>724861844
Hey tits

>>724862048
Is it okay to mix all that stuff together?
>never had a sip of alcohol in my life
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>>724862191
How's it going?
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>>724862152
I'm horny...
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>>724861901
Still haven't found a good torrent and almost done with JoJo

>>724862158
Eat more fish lol
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>>724862248
I don't know! I'm bad at this.
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>>724862266
oh~ masturbate?
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>>724861653
Just act normal IRL and you'll be fine.
>>724861727
Me too. I'm not sure they're fully aware of the implications of us handling their food. ONE FUCKUP. That's all it takes for me to give 100+ people ebola or whatever.
>>724861775
And where the fuck is Yuno?
>>724862048
Rum in coffee. Jameson also goes well with coffee. Crown Royal, however, goes best with Dr. Pepper. And of course everything can be had on the rocks.
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>>724862340
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>>724861947
Pfft, I have our logs ~

>>724862158
Aki breasto

>>724862185
The oldfags are hiding in the cracks and crevices, beating their meats.

>>724862191
I'm not tits. I dont lewd my waifu. Dont refer to me as that.
>Hi how are you?

>>724862350
Roadhog x mercy, amiright?
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>>724862191
That's okay it's something to do. When do you work again?
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>>724862394
Take off that big sweater! Don't hide your tits
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>>724862109
no that should be you
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>>724861727
Same. I just wished they stopped coming in and ordering lunch before the lunch menu states that lunch starts.
>its 11am, lunch doesnt start until 11:30
>I bet the cook will still do it for me
>>724862185
Sometimes, a barbershop quartet is all you need. Though Blue Label is kinda meh to me. Pretty overrated. Give Nant a try, you might be able to import it.
>>724862350
>scotch
>rocks
I too like to dilute my drinks into mostly water.
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>>724862109
That's a lot

>>724862158
Peaches

>>724862185
Some left and some lurk
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I guess I should sleep at some point in the night.
Goodnight everyone.
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>>724862350
I try to and im not to bad in irl how have you been?

>>724862378
you did didn't you?
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>>724862394
Hello Hama, how are you?
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>>724862350
I have some coke. That's about it really.
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>>724862484
I don't know when, it's up to Rea.

Isn't it dangerous to mix them though?

>>724862532
>pulls your hair
Goodnight~

>>724862543
Oh no no I'm very anemic atm.
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haven't done one of these in a few days.

Hello all.

also don't come here saying rem is best girl ;-;
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>>724862489
Go away pervert!

>>724862532
Goodnight!

>>724862603
Im well, yourself?
>Stranger
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>>724862152
I never said I don't like you, dumbass

>>724862350
I don't handle food, so I don't have that power

>>724862500
Why doesn't lunch start until 11:30?
11 is too late for breakfast

>>724862532
Goodbye, questionable friend
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>>724862307
Bad at what??
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>>724862528
the hatred in my soul grows with each passing moon

*cuts self*
>>724862491
it's later for you, and I care about your sleep
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>>724862394
Roadhog/Junkrat, actually. My waifu is mine.
>>724862460
Really? Why are folk moving?
>>724862500
I meant literal, freezer-chilled stones, Rory. Finally started watching GATE the other day. God damn fine taste in waifu you have there, although Lelei is more my speed. Beest propaganda I've ever seen- the last thing I could make myself watch 6 hours of was Madoka.
>>724862543
Haven't stabbed anyone, so not bad.
>>724862694
Rum and Coke it is. Cuba Libre, if you're a pretentious cocksucker.
>>724862771
You handle other things, I'm sure.
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>>724862756
Why do people hate Ram so much?

>>724862759
I'm just messing with ya~ Any idea who is posting your lewds?

>>724862796
B-bad at having conversation...
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>>724862759
Just because your tits are nice doesn't mean you get to bully me.
And I'm awful to be honest
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>>724861647
I misread that as the servers being as bad as you on saying the customers' requests are impossible. Should have known.

>>724861528
Ours are alright, we've had stuff restored in the middle of the night, or relatively quickly after tornadoes. I always remember the utilities up in PA/NY moving like snails whenever something happened though.

>>724861796
'Evening.
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>>724862703
Ah. Not at all. Don't really want to mix them either. >>724862756
Hi again.>>724862949
Not too pretentious I think.
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>>724862703
qt
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>>724862952
I honestly have no idea.
>>724862796
bad at claiming waifus?
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>>724862949
Because it's more convenient?
Can't really give you a reason besides this one
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>>724862949
No! They're not homosex! Roadhog is best bb meant for Mercy!

>>724862952
No, but I hope they get bored soon
>My source tells me its Mash but I dunno and I really dont care

>>724862974
I only said that to make sure you knew it was me. Jeezus
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>>724862756
>>724862796
>>724862974
>

Shinoa claimed ',:)
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>>724862703
thats good what did you do today?

>>724862771
well you are being pretty rude and you said you dont want to be my friend so..

>>724862949
kek its a start are you on thread often
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>>724862880
worry about eating first don't worry about my sleep
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>>724862500
Ahh, my friend. Of all the money that e'er I spent I've spent it in good company. Australian Whiskey? I wonder if they can keep up with the Scotts, Irish or the good ol' US of A.
>>724862394
>>724862528
What if I told you that we're ALL oldfags, and there aren't actually any newfags? The oldfags just claim new waifus and no one asks any questions.
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>>724863015
How much do you have left?

>>724863120
>mfw

>>724863125
I think she's really cute, I need to watch that anime.

>>724863156
Weren't you and Mash a thing at one point? I don't remember.
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>>724863187
hello sergeant
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>>724863234
That's not good!

And nothing, I did nothing to day.
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>>724863187
>not greeting me
I thought what we had was special, lil smug

>>724863372
>Weren't you and Mash a thing at one point?
God bless drama
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>>724862952
Same tbh

>>724863125
Perhaps.

>>724863187
Hi hi
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Someone's at the door

>brb
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>>724863372
More than we can drink.
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>>724863372
yeah but no one really likes her everyone likes rem lmao

>>724863265
sleep is the only thing i need

>>724863187
also hello!
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Some fag already claimed my waifu so uh, backup waifu time
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>>724863265
but I care about you

I will, promise
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>>724863410
Hey what's up LtC?

>>724863431
I didn't see you for being such a smol bote

>>724863487
Hola

>>724863543
You're new here?
>>
>>724863416
oh hehe I didnt know what anemic meant for a moment I think I was reading it wrong that itsnt good! but doing nothing is good right?

>>724863579
>backup waifu
anon please leave

>>724863597
do you care for me?
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brb
>>
>>724862771
We had someone say that their breakfast doesnt end at 11:30 when we refused to make him a 12:30 big breakfast (sausages, hash brown, mushroom, tomato, bacon and eggs). And Ive had people ask for beef burgers at 10 am (can you do us a favour and fry up some burgers for us while you are currently making 12 bacon and egg rolls?). 11 am is never too late for breakfast. It just becomes brunch.
>>724862949
Oh, thats better then. And I agree that Lelei is objectively a better waifu than Rory. But Rory was, and is, still a personal choice.
>>724862979
Its only 2 servers who are retarded. And they both leave us soon. Literally cannot wait.
>>724863319
Most of the harm I do is personal harm. And yes, Australia can absolutely keep up.

In 2014, Sullivan’s Cove became the first non-Scottish-or-Japanese holder of the title World’s Best Single Malt Whisky after being crowned as such at the World Whiskies Awards 2014.

Ive not been able to locally source anything from Sullivans Cove yet.
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>>724863659
How goes it Smuggaroni
>>
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>>724862979
Not going to happen with us.
Tomorrow morning is when they'll start power restoration they said.
>mfw the power went out at 11 this morning and they didn't even try
>
>>724863156
It's easy to tell when it's you.
If the pic is lewd it's not you.
And i am not doing good.
But I'm glad you are.
>Honestly I'm a little better now that i get to see hama tits
>>724863187
Hello smugs
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>>724863543
ok I guess

>>724863597
you don't have to I sleep just fine at times also don't promise stuff
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>>724863510
Wh-who w-was it?
>>
>>724863659
yep
how are you?
>>
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>>724863015
Pretentious by my home's standards. We're simple people. Not as in dumb, although there's a lot of that. Simple as in plainly spoken, jeans-and-tshirt, salt-of-the-earth sort of people.
>>724863156
Nope.
>>724863234
Not like I was around SquirrelGate and that time Penny shot his ex. This is my first time in months.
>>724863523
>more than we can drink
Well, yeah, with that attitude.
>>724863685
Anemic (adj)- a word used to describe 9x19mm Luger
>>724863579
OUT.
>>724863773
Rory is also great. I just like Lelei because she's a very smart girl. Big fetish.
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>>724863931
alright then I won't eat

as long as you're fine, I'm glad
>>724863685
I've always liked you
>>
>>724863234
I'm rude to everyone

>>724863510
Shoot them

>>724863773
Brunch is for pansies
>>
Okay im back!

>>724863659
I guess you could say so?
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I want to offer Kumiko a towel after she's been stuck in the rain for an hour.
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>>724863710
Because it's true!

>>724863785
I dislike this migraine of mine. But I am doing fine. How are you?

>>724863913
Doing well?

>>724864029
See my second reply

>>724864160
Welcome to the thread then. Enjoy your stay in hell
>>
>>724863659
hello

>>724864120
huh it seems like it been longer then months you play overwatch?

>>724864125
that makes me happy how come you quit discord?

>>724864157
hmm doesn't that make people not like you though?
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>>724863773
I'll take your word for it and give it a try. Recently I've been drinking Blue Label, Lagavulin, Oban, some good ol' Jack Daniels. Some Gin now and again to keep the scurvy away.
What are you usually drinking?
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>>724864125
I am
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>>724864417
Thank You! and yeah hell is real here

>>724864157
how do you make friends then if you are rude to everyone?
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>>724864514
I'm on discord, just not any groups, mostly because I hate most people here
>>724864577
then I'm happy

I still haven't left with my friends, I'll sleep when I get home though
>>
>>724864417
Did your head hurt for a while now?
That's a very cute picture I don't think I've seen it before.
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>>724864157
Or people who want nothing but bacon.
>>724864120
Id view her more as a daughter to be honest.
>>724864572
At the moment, Suntory, Jack, Baron Samedi rum and Monkey Shoulder. Mainly drink beer through the week. Need to save money so I can move out in May/June.
>>724864641
Rudeness has its appeal. And sometimes hes rude because he cares.
>>
THE INTERNET LOVE MACHINE IS BACK ONLINE! HELLO I LOVE YOU ALL!
>>
>>724863579
who is your first waifu?
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>>724864222
Same except for Yuuki

>>724864417
Tired, heading to bed here in a few
>>
>>724864514
I'm rude when the opportunity arises, people can like people who call out their stupidity

It makes for a good laugh

>>724864641
Please refer to the previous statements


>>724864839
Don't talk shit about bacon

Do you do gods work and refuse any steak past medium?
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>>724864844
oh god
>>724864839
hmm? I guess so
>>
>>724864417
No not at the moment not at all.
How about you?
>>
>>724864417
Is your waifu perms-smug?

She's really cute btw
>>
>>724864417
>>724865029
Should say perma-smug

Stupid auto-correct
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>>724864725
make yourself happy instead
its a bit late to go to walmart at least for me it would now
>>
>>724864994
especially for you, cutie <3 I hope you have/had a good day!
>>
>>724864993
but I don't want to be laughed at. someone who likes me wouldn't laugh at me

>>724864725
oh I see thats to bad :( well atleast you have some friends like me right?
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>>724865201
can't we both be happy?

it is open 24/7 so it doesn't matter I think
>>724864844
uwu
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>>724864222
>not preferring Reina, Asuka or Sapphire/Midori
Absolutely plebian but still acceptable with those digits. In exhange for bringing us the favor of KEK, have this image.
>>724864514
A bit. Not like I used to. Been a lot of FNV lately.
>>724864839
Daughter/sister/fuckbuddy thing for me. Got a nasty bit of incest kink lately. Maybe just a desire to be closer with my family manifesting in fucked up ways. Pina is also great.
>>
>>724865281
i actually did, thank you.
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>>724864514
Hello esdeath. It'd been awhile since you've came on thread

>>724864641
Yeah you get used to it. What's up?

>>724864825
No its just a bit of hunger, sleep, and stress. I don't think you have. I've got new pictures

>>724864839
>smugs harshly

>>724864964
Take me to the bed with you bb

>>724865025
You're not good..? I have a migraine but I'll live

>>724865029
>>724865083
Nope! She can be adorable one moment then smug as fuck the next
>>
>>724865270
Lil ship pls
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>>724865330
it was just a joke, I don't hate anyone (still no groups though)

yes, you are my friend, as well as haruhi, I talk to him a lot and try to keep him company
>>724865435
cute!
>>
>>724865344
<3 <3 <3
>>724865403
that's such good news! congrats!
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>>724864993
We cant do good steak so we dont even try. Its an insult to the meat supplier and the meat itself.
>>724864994
Gotta see past it and see their true intentions.
>>724865399
Pina is good. Tukas just a shit. Yaos a shit too, but Tukas worse.
>>724865435
>bullis gently
>>
>>724865330
My friends like each other, yet we make jokes at each other's expense

It's all in good fun, Sensitive types are the most boring people to be around

>>724865567
I guess you aren't all bad, kid
>>
>>724865526
Im outside the US. Darn undah. Living and working in the capital.

>Rory-sama
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Hello everyone.
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>>724865435
I'm already used to it kek

>>724865567
mhm

>>724865550
hello
>>
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>>724865344
I guess and I have only been there once at 1 am
>>
>>724865435
what is stressful?
>>
>>724865435
No not really. More irritated than anything. Power went out at 11 this morning and the utility company isn't even going to try till tomorrow morning.
Migraine? Sounds pretty bad. Taken anything to help?
>>724865736
Hello perv~
>>
>>724865644
>kid
Pretty sure Im older than you.
But yeah, both me and my offsider know what is possible to do right here and focus on burgers.
>>
>>724865697
Okay, I thought you may of been. Do you get either Stone Brewing or Magic Hat in Aussie? If not what beer are you usually drinking?
>Do you head to the Outback Steakhouse for an oilcan of Fosters?
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>>724865399
FNV are we cancer now? kek nice mercy pic aside from widowmaker mercy is my fav.

>>724865435
it has I only come on some times but ive been trying to come on a little more to see old friends like mercy

>>724865521
thats good to hear things didnt work out though as a thing?

>>724865644
I dont mind being called a fag or whatever but some things im not ok with and only like fun pokes among friends.

>Sensitive types are the most boring people to be around
I suppose but harsh people get annoying and can bring things down.
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>>724865797
my mom works the night shift there

I went once at like 3am to her because I was crying and she couldn't leave work
>>724865529
:D
>>
im going to kill all of you
>>
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>>724865399
>preferring those over Kumiko
Kumiko is the kumicutest, I'm not sure how you could think otherwise.
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>>724863372
Nope, never. It was never a thing

>>724863913
Well, why not just hope and wait he comes back then.
>

>>724864120
pls
>>
>>724865736
Heya krispy!
>Hama
>>
>>724866064
Haruhi likes Stocking now I believe (he likes everyone) and no they did not, but it's whatever

>konata
>>
>>724866147
welp
>>
>>724865521
Yeah right gringus Khan I've seen your hateful side
>>
>>724866147
Please do
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>>724866078
I don't like that place
>>
>>724866377
I'm nice to everyone I talk to
>>
>>724865933
Ok then

You're mildly adequate, old man

>>724866064
I can be described as cynical, I don't think most people I meet would consider me an asshole
Those that do, can fuck off
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>>724866448
you don't like buying everything you need at one store?
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>>724865435
>lewd tbh
>bedroom eyes
>>
>>724866147
I love you! <3 <3 <3
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>>724865567
People only like them for being elvish women with nice tits and damaged goods factor.
\>>724866064
>into brutal doms
>likes Mercy
Unless you're talking to play. In which case, good healslut.
>>724866149
Because Midori is tiny and sweet, Asuka is quirky and a little fucked in the head, and Reina plays my instrument. We're kin across dimensions by default.
>>
>>724866499
>cynical
Hello tenryuu!
>>
>>724866153
Because what's the fun in knowing? The unknown can be even better
>especially when her uniform is tight around the chest.
>>
>>724865968
Fosters is dirt. Export level shit. I currently enjoy Great Northern and Bentspoke. Not sure if we do, Ill check next time Im looking.
>>724866499
:ok_hand:
>>724866722
Glad most other people see it.
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>>724866735
Tenrwho?

>Pic semi-related

>>724866832
>How do you do fellow kids?

Pic still semi-related
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>>724865869
Well hi, you perv~. How are you?

>>724866218
Hi Hama! How are you?

>>724866885
Hey now, i've calmed down on that.
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I wanted to ask all of you how has your day been/night so far?
>>
>>724866576
don't like being there
>>
baking

>misaki
>>
>>724867101
it's been amazing <3 I've been here telling people I love them all day!
>>
>>724866832
Personally,Tuka is less of a shit because there's less edgy and more cute.
>>724867101
I have, as per usual, resisted 8 hours' temptation to go on a killing spree, got my tax return, and bought this cute little netbook I'm currently posting from for ~$300. It has been good. You?
>>724867297
>not going to Wal-Mart to watch all the people wearing pajamas or jogging pants in public
y tho
>Mercy
>>
>>724867515

NEW

>>724867515

NEW
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