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guys, I really fucking hate my dad, shit like this happens all

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guys, I really fucking hate my dad, shit like this happens all the time;

>two weeks ago, 21st birthday.
>mom asks where I'd like to go for dinner
>I say Wendy's, my dad flips out on me
>"We're not fucking going there, we're going someplace nice for once!"
>Mom tries to argue with him but he just tells her to fuck off.
>End up at Longhorns, not really a fan of the place, but they have decent tenders.
>Cutie waitress asks to take our order.
>I try to order tenders with fries and ketchup.
>Dad loses his shit and starts to argue with me, tells me he's paying so I have to order a steak. I fucking hate steak, but I don't want to embarrass the family in front of the waitress.
>Order the sirloin, well done, side of ketchup and fries.
>Dad starts to yell at me more, tells the waitress to get me a bud lite, but i fucking hate beer so it just sits there all dinner.
>Mom asks him to settle down a little and let me get what i want, but its too late, he just starts telling her to fuck off.
>Me and my two sisters get very quiet while he continues to berate mom.
>Bill comes and dad refuses to tip, said his steak was overcooked, he told the waitress 3 times everything was good, he just lies so he can never leave a tip.
>Sister and mom still trying to eat their meals
>Dad gets up and tells everyone we are leaving now.
>We all leave, he doesn't let them take any left overs home.
>Night was a disaster.

Seriously, I just can't take it anymore, I wish it was just mom and my sisters, he thinks because he's the only one that works he can just be an asshole all the time. I hate him.
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Whats that OP? Wheelbarrow thread?!! You got it!

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>>724852316

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>>724852316
lol
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>>724852098
I know that feel, mate.
My dad is a dick also.
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>>724852505
Ooops forgot pic
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>>724852558

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>>724852316
you, i like you
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>>724852098
Dad's disappointed that you are such a fucking faggot. You want to go to Wendy's for your birthday, go to a steakhouse to order tenders, and don't drink beer. Christ, I would be angry and ashamed too if I was him.
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Suck it I have a cool dad that is super chill
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I really want to see all the wheelbarrows now.

'barrow anon plz continue.
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>>724852742
Exactly what this guy said, stop being a beta faggot and beat the shit out of ur dad
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>>724852742
newfag is new
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>>724852691
Found your wheelbarrow OP

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>>724852895
and old pasta is old.
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>>724852098
i mean get a fucking job and move out you sack of shit
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>>724852098
This is a classic.
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>>724852920

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>>724852098
He wants to pay for a steak, more expensive than tenders, and buys you a beer, more expensive than soda, sounds like you're just ungrateful and don't deserve a great dad like him .
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>>724852691
>>724852558
>>724852316
>>724852422

Some mighty fine Barrows you got there son
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>>724852098

None of that happened tho
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First world parent issues
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>>724853135

this. OP you just an ungrateful bitch
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>>724853235
What would you rate these barrows?
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>>724852098
>I fucking hate steak
>Order the sirloin, well done
>i fucking hate beer

Think I found your real issues there son.
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>>724853302

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>>724853302
Damn I'm a sucker for the older ones
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>>724852098
This is copypasta you retards
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>>724852098
Nice story op.

What you do is is tell him that it's your birthday and piss off.

If your mom isn't a total whipped bitch, she'll take you to Wendy's for tendies.

Your little daddy can take some time to settle his temper tantrum.

If he tries to say anything more, just look at him like he's a useless piece of shit.

Dominance bro. Some people want to start shit to test for it; you just gotta be ready to put them in their place.
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>>724853465
Fuckmedaddy.jpeg
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OP you are 21. Shut the fuck up and grow a spine and talk back. If push comes to shove then beat the shit out out of him.
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This is gonna be a great thread
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>>724853530

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>>724853614
This is fake you newfag God damn
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>>724852098
Jesus christ, OP, your dad is a fucking asshole. I'm married with kids and my wife has always been "stay at home". Your dad should be kissing her ass for giving up her life and ambitions to raise kids and keep house. That's way more demanding of a role than any "career" the guy can have.

You're 21 dude, you need to stick the fuck up to him. Why are your parents taking you out on your birthday at 21 anyway? Not that it really matters I guess.

Seriously though, stick up for your poor mother. I'm sure it's been decades of mistreatment at this point, but it'll probably impact your dad more if it came from one of his own.
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>>724852098
You're the problem. Faggot.
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>>724853583
Yeah we get that anon. It's fun to give solutions so the copypasta can get more in depth and perhaps believable.

You may sit down.
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>>724853730
Sup /b/ro you can read this:
>>724853857
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C'mon anon bb post most barrows I'm almost there
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>>724852098
You're 21 years old and you want to celebrate in a Wendy's, you don't eat steak and don't drink a beer even for a celebration?

Your poor father. Your mother must have some shitty fucking genetics because your dad sounds like a primo dude.
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>>724852098
He's upset you don't respect your body, and don't know how to enjoy good tasting things. Let's be honest I bet you're fat, or at least a faggot. Idk.who the fuck doesn't get sauteed mushrooms with their steak, that and a potato or, asparagus, or broccoli for fucks sake. It's pissing me off just thinking about it. The man offers to buy you a meal, AND you pick a shitty place and get mad when he offers you better? Fuck. It I have a son like you I'm going to have at least ten more children so I don't have to listen to your bitch whining.
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>>724853722

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>>724852098
Old enough to drink yet not on your own supporting yourself, youre a failure and hes mad because you dont realize it, grow up grow some nuts take care of your responsibilities and stop hiding out in your room using his hard earned money for internet and being a whiny little bitch.
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>>724854090
Mmmmm love a working barrow
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Steak has to be eaten rare. Or medium rare at most. Well done? Might as well chuck it in the garbage
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>>724854058
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>>724854466
Someone who knows their steak
>tips fedora
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>>724854466
medium rare, gotta have a seasoned sear and warm pink middle, just like eating pussy. hot wet and warm in the middle.
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OP i dont know if you do realize that, your dad wish you to be grown up, he want you to eat man's food, want you to become a man, not a boy eat potato chips? judging from my point of view based on what you said, you are a piece of garbage, think again i shit you not, it will make sense one day

-anon
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>>724852098
Your dad maybe a dick but you're an ungrateful whiny bitch. Yeah its your special day but your dad wants you to finally become a man, so he bought you a beer and a steak. If that pisses you off fight him so he can kick your ass and teach ya that way.
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>>724854651
naah i think he tries to overcompensate something. maybe he felt never manly enough and now he want the his son does it right.
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>>724852098
>21
>still lives with your dad
dude fuck him. move the fuck out and take care of your self. its hard at first, but its so much better off in the long run. grow some nuts OP, i believe in you. When u leave, punch your dickhead father in the face.
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>>724852098
lesrn to cope with it or get the fuck out and live ob your own!
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>>724854674
you and his dad should get a room
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>>724852886
this is really the only redeeming advice we can give, you might want a job first. He'll throw your ass out, but at least he'll be proud of you for once
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>>724852098
You sound like a bitch. Don't eat well done steak.
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>>724852316
This makes me happy
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>>724854466
>>724854569
>>724854593
Depends on the steak boiz,

Professional here.

Things you need to consider:
-dry age / wet age,
-grain fed / pasture fed,
-marble score (higher being much more intravenous fat that breaks down in the cooking process),
-tender / firm cut,
-On the bone or not
-Type of cut e.g. Fillet (best served under MR) or Cattlemans cut aka Rib on the bone (best served at least MR-M)

ama you wanna know
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>>724855544
Do you shave your pubes completely, trim the hedges or let it grow naturally?
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>>724855544
I usually order medium-rare as its usually pretty standard to the chef to use that up to interpretation to cook it to that point but are you saying its prepared differently or tastes differently based on those attributes?
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>>724852098
Give it time op , he will slowly die and lose his power.
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>>724855896
Overall MR is about the most universal correct way to prepare a steak but depending on those attributes, you might cook it more or less. It will taste different for all of those aspects. I will break down why:

-Wet Vs Dry ageing - dry ageing loses about 30% of it's moisture and will taste more meaty and become much more tender. Best not to serve a dry age over mr-m. Wet age is vaccuum sealed.

-Grain vs Pasture fed - Grain fed is a high energy diet designed to beef up the cow. Produces more fat and more flavour. You may consider serving a grain fed above recommended temperature depending on fat levels. Pasture fed is very lean.

-Marble score is basically the amount of intramuscular fat in the cut, for high amounts of marbling, you may need to serve a steak M to allow all of it to break down. Adds delicious juicy flavour.

-Tender / firmness - A very tender cut will usually be able to be cooked less than mr if desired (but not universally). Firm cuts such as rumps can be cooked further than MR if desired. This ones all about texture.

-Cuts on the bone will have more juice and flavour as the meat still feeds off the bone and need to be cooked longer than those that are not.

-All cuts have different flavours

>>724855833
I trim.
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OP - remember these cooking tips when you kill and cook your dad.
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>>724852098
There is a thing called getting a job and renting your own place. You should try it
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>>724852098
Your dad is an asshole.
You are too old to be bitching about anything while staying at home.
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this thread needs more wheels and possibly barrows
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>>724852098
talk about old. copy and paste and nobody noticed.
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>>724852098
haha.
i had an obese, dickheaded step brother who always pigged out at birthdays for my sister and i, so i started insisting on stuff he hated and then watched him spaz out about how i ruined *my* birthday for *him*
shit was beyond cash.
enjoy your tuna helper ya big gay tub of guts.
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>>724858332
I think most have noticed and are just entertaining themselves. But at one point in time this was a real post, so talking about the dad still applies in this thread.
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>>724852098
Maybe if you weren't such a disappointing bitch your dad wouldn't hate you and resent your mom for raising a coddled faggot
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>>724852098
He is obviously a cunt but you shouldn't want to go to wendy's for your bday bro
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>>724853135
pretty much this.
besides being ungrateful, he was trying to give you a sort of rite of passage.
21st=can drink beer=officially the last bday that comes with new or special privileges
you're more or less (in your case much less) a "man."
instead of manning up, you wanted tendies and a big gulp.
fucking die.
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>>724859322
check'd & kek'd
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Damn. I love steak. But My dad is dead. Sounds like a good life
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>>724858884
So much this.
OP's mom needs to cut the cord and OP needs to sprout a set, eat his steak, drink his beer, and stop sashaying about like some kind of jizz-drunk homotron.
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>>724859479
jeez.
i didn't come here to feel, anon.
sad/10 post. would totally buy you a bad ass steak
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>>724854496
DONT STOP NOW!!!
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>>724852316
Well you sure did get a kek out of me.
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