W-welcome to Therapy Tea with Alice3D!
If you n-need a hand, a hug, or a p-piece of advice, or even just s-someone to tell you it'll b-be alright, come here!
Don't suffer in silence if you don't have to, Anonymous.
Up you go. See ya!
H-hello <4 Would y-you like some tea?
I'm n-not a trap dear.
Here's a bump for you~
How are you doing tonight, Alice?
Great. A friggin gay Sissy tea party over here.
H-here let me pour it f-for you <4
T-thank you <4
*smilesa nd cups your cheeks in her hands, kissing your forehead gently* it'll b-be okay Anonymous <4 You'll m-make it through.
I w-worked, it was alright <4
Thank y-you <4
S-sorry, not a trap <4
I w-worked <4
i need you to be a girl so bad alice. i love the way you dress and you are so feminine and sweet it drives me crazy... but then i wonder if you're a dude and it completely wrecks my fantasy. if i found out i actually had a crush on a man i would probably kill myself.
How is it good for your heart? I'm genuinely curious. The doctors told me I have stage 2 hypertension from years of crippling work related stress
>oh god someone kill me please
A-ah? Send me an email w-with your desired user/pass: [email protected]
N-not before y-you buy me a drink and an 1/8th boyo!
Sleep w-well <4
I h-have nerve damage dear.
...y-you've got some problems if m-my sex w-would cause you to commit suicide.
Tell me about the paper mask, why do you wear it?
Are y-you on statins? Or beta blockers?
H-how can I help you <4
Hey Alice, I saw this in one of your other threads and I just wanted to make sure you were okay (I had a ban at the time). I don't know if it was one of the troll fake Alices form that thread or not but if it was, just remember that you're perfect just the way you are, you don't need to be a Mrs. Skeletal. And remember, Alice, just as you're here for us, we're here for you too :)
H-how can I be of service d-dear?
*nodnod* T-that sounds like anhedonia. H-have you been to a doctor?
I'm a h-healthy and fit 90 pounds!
Shut up, Mokuba.
D-don't worry, I'm up to a much healthier...90 pounds.
>H-how can I help you <4
Eh, just keep doin' what yer doin', mostly. /b/ has needed to dial the teen edginess down by about a 4 fer years.
'Course, yer prolly just some smartass' idea of clever copypasta, but fuck it: show me a kinder, gentler /b/.
What do you think you're doing?! You can't just ruin my cool exit like that!
I did a bunch of blow last night and ordered a hooker but she ended up cancelling on me. will anybody ever love me
yeh healthy if youre a midget
EAT THE FOOD ALICE EAT THE FOOD !!
Alice it is me again don't know if you remember me by the picture but its been two months since my girlfriend broke up with me. I started reading books to better myself, going to the gym and getting my new years resolution accomplish. I still miss her but I won't let it distract me from my goals or slow me down. Anyways my birthday is in 2 months and I will be 29 year old. I feel like my time is running out to be in a relationship feeling I will be less desired the older I get even though I look really young is this a normal feeling.
W-what do you mean by "head drugs"? W-which medications are you on? W-what form of therapy are y-you in?
I need all you can give me, Anonymous <4
It w-will <4 But only if y-you work hard and try hard, dear.
You have to earn your happy ending.
S-sorry, my holes are usually dry <4
N-not biologically, b-but I do have many children <4
I prefer personality over l-looks.
They are all attention whores dear, don't waste your time. Cracky w-was my favorite though.
I've b-been posting like this for s-six years dear <4
Hookers s-sure won't.
hey Alice <3 I wanted to apologize for yesterday, I looked at a few more recent studies about ADM vs CBT, and it seems like neither of us were completely right, it seems like it's pretty even on what works better.
also I wanted to, you know, thank you for helping me a few years back.
*smiles warmly* S-sure, who doesn't?
It'll be okay my love <4 B-but why don't you tell me what is w-wrong?
I lost my company, my job, and my family a year ago and have been unemployed and alone since. My health is failing and every day is physical, emotional, and mental agony. I can now barely get out of bed in the morning and I crave the sweet release of death. The only thing that keeps me going is my cat.
Threads like this are the cruelest things you can do to a /b/tard. It simulates having someone give a shit about you, when in reality most people would neither desire nor even tolerate your presence. All the while, op gets to soak up attention from all of you lonely cunts. What garbage. You're being used and you don't even know it.
*whew* Oh d-dear, that's bad! Have y-you been changing your diet and exercising more?
Oh s-shush, don't be so hard on yourself! 29 isn't t-the end of the world you dummy!
It's m-my honor dear <4
And please forward me those more recent studies so I can educate myself further: [email protected]
D-do you have a picture of your cute kitty? <4
I c-care dear. I've been d-doing this for six years, d-despite the abuse.
I also hate attention, so there is that.
I'm n-not really into alcohol <4
Use y-your voice <4
I h-have severe intractable and treatment resistant depression <4
I go to ketamine therapy.
>They are all attention whores dear, don't waste your time. Cracky w-was my favorite though.
Damn shame what happened to dear ol' Cracky though. :(
I sometimes imagine she pulled through just in time to avoid some gruesome fate like multiple organ failure. But I doubt it.
W-what's it to you?
srsly i need to kidnap you
tie you to a chair
make you watch cooking shows ,
while i stuff you with chicken and cake
W-why are you afraid to stop?
S-she is still alive, d-don't worry <4
B-because you are a bad person <4
but I do love you, anon. everyone deserves love!
I'll be sure to get on that once I finish sorting out my evening. <3 thanks again for understanding.
I wanted to try that but sadly I do not have the funds to do so... so I'm left with whatever i can find, that's why I come here to try and talk to people when i can.
If y-you donate to my patreon, y-you can get access to the archive of all fifty picture threads I've m-made so far <4
C-cake is gross! Get m-me crab!
S-sure, come to Manhattan, m-meet you on 2nd and 40th <4
M-my honor <4
Can't do that dear.
Oh? W-where do you live? M-maybe I can cover it.
Oh my god what would i give for meeting alice
Cant do it though cuz i live in europe
(Btw not sure if all the posts saying he/she is a trap are true or just shitposting) ?
W-what a beautiful kitty!
Ah? I h-have plenty of friends in New Hampshire. N-new England represent!
Oh s-shush, it w-was you who did it not me <4
It's alicemargatroid on p-patreon; 4chan filters those links.
alcohol INCREASES anxiety, it d-doesn't decrease it. Y-you need benzos for that.
I'm a g-girl dear.
im soooo horny for youaliceeeeeeeeeee fuck meeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
im not a restaurant im a kidnapper
youd eat the cake and enjoy it
It's shitposting. Alice is a girl, always has been, always will be.
W-what about my hands and shoulders?
None of Diogenes' writings survived. We only know of him through anecdotal evidence due to his rampant irl shitposting. You know as much of him as I do.
Females are always desperate for attention. You are no different. The proof of this is that, even though you receive abuse as you say, you keep coming back for more. You're not a nice person, even though you pretend to be.
But why? You'll see me at the shrine in a little while won't you?
S-sorry, I don't enjoy attention <4
F-feel better soon!
Oh s-shush, I w-won't have it!
I just showed you the door, you opened it <4
Had some good money, then everything got fucked up some family members want to kill me, the roof fell, im a raging alcoholic wich im trying to quit, yesterday a doge bit me and I shitted myself at the same time so I have shitted my tracking suit and it is kinda hot havent done my laundry, anyway can I have some tea with some vodka or something?
anyway what would be your advice on this.
NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER
I'll l-look forward to it then <4
I w-would recommend y-you seek medical attention for your alcoholism.
S-see you both later <4
NYC d-dear <4
L-like vaginal f-from the other side.
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The Kermit tattoo? Yes.
You're confusing sometimes...
I want to complain about the thread, but I still feel a hint of respect for Alice.
Won't stop me from saying that though.
W-why would you need help with anal.
I w-work as a financial engineer.
And I...stream...w-with my legs in view...and w-wearing stockings. What more d-do you want?
I d-do my best <4
T-time for fives?
It's easier on m-me.
I w-wouldn't want to exchange pictures d-dear.
I ASKED YOU OUT THE OTHER DAY AND GOT REEEEEEEEE-JECTED, NOTICE ME SENPAI
W-who forgets to add a subject t-to a sentence?
I d-don't date dear.
H-haven't changed in six years, p-probably won't until s-someone puts a gun to m-my head again.
My creep-o-meter is going off the charts.
You're dirty slut for nigger cock:)
>tfw you're playing Duel Links
It w-wasn't that hard.
N-no, because vagoo is often d-down for repairs.
I h-haven't had sex in a d-decade dear.
You did change though.
I have no idea who the real alice is anymore
I am <4
I'm a p-psychologist, n-not a police officer.
maybe i just want to smell your armpits and panties, EVER THINK ABOUT THAT?
It's days like this where I need a nap on Reisen's fluffy tail.
Congrats on breaking it. You owe me a new one. Donate to Alice's patreon to pay for my new one. >>724844177
Well, considering I'm not Alice, I'm Sakuya, I may have resolved that issue for you.
I'm g-glad you do <4 B-be sure to sub when I g-get partner <4
W-wow you people are both dumb and assholish.
I have vaginal problems.
I d-don't want to think it even now.
You lost your path Alice.
You don't like that little prick trump, you want Obama
I'm asian d-dear.
We've b-been all through that; it's b-been far too long for m-me to care anymore.
F-frankly, I'd f-far prefer Obama, yes.
Nobody wants shit skins in their mouths except disgusting STD-riddled sluts. Stop fooling yourself, and realize that niggers are, and always will be, inferior.
>*stops for a full minute and just stands there before responding*
British Broadcasting Corporation? I like that channel! It's where I get my Doctor Who fix!
O my brave soul!
O farther sail!
O daring joy, full!
Are they not all the seas of God?
Thou, whose deep ways, are in thy sea
My brave soul!
O, to-night a world, that turned from thee
Is at Thy Throne!
Towering Babels raised
Where scoffing sophists brawl,
'gainst the little petty Antichrists, we praised --
They who believ'd that thou wast dead, repent!
The night is almost on them all.
Thy night is anon!
*shrugs* It is w-what it is. Not l-like I'm getting laid anyway.
S-settle down, jesus.
T-that's a long old story, w-would rather not get into it.
How about the fact I'm just a fucking girl? Why is that so hard to believe after six years and d-dozens of threads?
I actually have a couple questions about your patreon, but wasn't sure if I should email you or wait for a thread.
...I was also a little nervous about emailing you, as it's not exactly anonymous, but hey...
Y-you can contact me in t-the following ways:
Email: [email protected]
Steam: Aneki Margatroid
I don't know. I feel you lost your essence, like, it isn't about anonymous anymore, but about getting exposure, although that wouldn't be much your fault but the ones that decided to hang around.
I don't really hold anything against you by the way, just my two cents about it.
And you can't take the hint that maybe it's time to talk about something else?
>How about the fact I'm just a fucking girl? Why is that so hard to believe after six years and d-dozens of threads?
I'm sorry I didn't mean to sound rude its just hard to believe not everyone on this site is either a neckbeard or a trap
I would love to cuddle with alice and watch anime
I wouldnt even care about sex too much
sucks that i live in europe and not america
Even though i doubt alice is into half austrian/latinos.......
*blinks* I l-literally post every day, several times a d-day, trying to help people while asking n-nothing in return and often paying f-for peoples medical expenses.
But sure. I lost my essence. Makes sense.
W-why are you afraid of having those very rare diseases?
N-no it isn't.
I have C cups. What man chest?
I am h-here for Anonymous, n-not to be an attention whore.
Anyone c-can change f-for any reason.
Block omegle on y-your router.
Oh, hi there. Shrine opens in five minutes if you wanna talk.
T-this is my home; I'm h-here to make it better <4
L-luckily, I have love overwhelming <4
*wraps her arms tightly around you from behind and rests her head against your back* It'll b-be okay Anonymous <4 You c-can do this <4
....and w-what about that would make you think y-you have those illnesses?
About m-my gender dummy.
Again, I don't feel it is your fault, for example, you have gotten so big during all this time that sometimes you can't even help everyone coming here anymore, and the threads go so fast that you might end up losing trail of anons.
Understand what I'm trying to say?
Are you dumb? Obviously it's to shut people up claiming that Alice isn't a girl. There is a picture of her proving that she is a woman and now everyone can shut up about her not being one. Simple.
>I have C cups. What man chest?
I dunno, it just doesn't seem like a woman's chest to me, that's all. Maybe I'm over-analyzing, but the way you carry yourself doesn't seem naturally feminine. At least in the videos you post, your chest looks more masculine.
She needs more than just a hug anon
W-why did you say "be" and "taking".
I w-was much bigger in 2011 dear.
And this thread is p-painfully slow.
I think maybe your memory isn't very good.
S-so you are looking at me, in a costume, and thinking "she looks manly" despite t-the fact I have C cups and pictures t-to show them off?
And then using that to make a broad blanket statement about my sex?
Yeah okay buddy.
N-no, I'm okay <4
Can't s-stop, won't s-stop <4
T-the same to you dear <4
Do you have the key component, AKA, BEING RELATED TO SOMEONE WHO HAS THE DISEASE?
it's familial f-for a reason dear. It only happens in very specific families.
Man you dont have to post bbc just because you got cucked by a black man/someone with a bigger penis
Btw most anons on here have a bigger selfesteem than you anyways so you plan to make them feel bad wont work.
t. someone with a bigger self esteem than you
S-since we hit bump limit, l-let me just say, it's b-been an honor Anonymous <4
Feel f-free to contact me via the following methods if y-you need any more help!
Email: [email protected]
Steam: Aneki Margatroid
No offense, but I think the more you get upset about it, the more people are going to say it.
I totally get why you'd be frustrated with it, but some people don't exactly like that you're here for whatever reason, you know?
I'd just try to ignore them, personally. That's just me, though. You do you Alice.
YOU'RE ACTUALLY A WOMAN?
I've seen your threads before and just fucking assumed it was some dumbass trying to get attention.
I w-will do so <4
C-correct! What a digital dummy!
I'm Alice <4
T-that's dumb as fuck, because that literally m-means you CANNOT POSSIBLY HAVE IT.