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W-welcome to Therapy Tea with Alice3D! If you n-need a hand

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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W-welcome to Therapy Tea with Alice3D!

If you n-need a hand, a hug, or a p-piece of advice, or even just s-someone to tell you it'll b-be alright, come here!

Don't suffer in silence if you don't have to, Anonymous.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ZALF4TLUG0
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Hello Alice :)
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>>724839604
Fuck you, you did ICP
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OK OK I'M HERE, WHAT NOW?
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>>724839604
Is this the trap I keep hearing about?
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>>724839653
>>724839821

H-hello <4 Would y-you like some tea?
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show me your pebus its cery confrorting when i see girl penises and specificallt wjen they show them for me
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>>724839604
give me the soooooooocc
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>>724839844
I would love some tea please
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>>724839844
Give me tea then, what flavor do we have today?
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>>724839604
Great. A friggin gay Sissy tea party over here.
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Miss Alice, please tell me everything is going to be ok. It has been a particularly rough time and I could really use some encouragement <3
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>>724839865
Whatever, dear.
Sweet background apron at least.
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Hey alice :D you have a good day today?
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>>724839604
>>724839844
Cute dress, Alice.
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>>724839933
H-here let me pour it f-for you <4

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1lq9bmFdRCa
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>>724839604

God Alice really is a trap
Thought you were joking /b
Kinda sad
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Hi Alice! <3 What did you for womens day?
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>>724840037
T-thank you <4

>>724840022
*smilesa nd cups your cheeks in her hands, kissing your forehead gently* it'll b-be okay Anonymous <4 You'll m-make it through.
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piss into a cup and drink it
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>>724840110
Thanks Alice! You're the best
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>>724839604
hey alice i joined your chat before, but now every time i try to join it says invalid username, what can i do to fix it?
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i need you to be a girl so bad alice. i love the way you dress and you are so feminine and sweet it drives me crazy... but then i wonder if you're a dude and it completely wrecks my fantasy. if i found out i actually had a crush on a man i would probably kill myself.
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>>724840002
Topkek
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>>724840224
show your vagina then
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>>724840182
Thank you so much Miss Alice, I can go to bed with a smile now :)
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What the fuck is up with that pour? Learn to pour before serving tea.
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>>724840110
How is it good for your heart? I'm genuinely curious. The doctors told me I have stage 2 hypertension from years of crippling work related stress
>oh god someone kill me please
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This is a nice thread, and I don't even like tea.
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>>724840248
you should really kill yourself anyway because you're not a man either
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>>724840247
A-ah? Send me an email w-with your desired user/pass: [email protected]

>>724840280
N-not before y-you buy me a drink and an 1/8th boyo!

>>724840283
Sleep w-well <4

>>724840299
I h-have nerve damage dear.

>>724840248
...y-you've got some problems if m-my sex w-would cause you to commit suicide.
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>>724839604
alice i'm having a very rough time please help
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>>724840224
That's good. Gotta make money. What is your favorite food to pair with tea?
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>>724839604
I have honestly been feeling really down recently, nothing is making me feel happy and I just honestly feel empty. any advice on how to feel better?
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Tell me about the paper mask, why do you wear it?
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>>724840379
pour tea in your anus then shit it into a cup and drink it
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Eat some food Alice , you may break in half !
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>>724840379
You'll get your drink and 1/8th, where to?
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Hey Alice, I saw this in one of your other threads and I just wanted to make sure you were okay (I had a ban at the time). I don't know if it was one of the troll fake Alices form that thread or not but if it was, just remember that you're perfect just the way you are, you don't need to be a Mrs. Skeletal. And remember, Alice, just as you're here for us, we're here for you too :)
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>>724839761
*smooches your ear*
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>>724840439
Cookies <4

>>724840437
H-how can I be of service d-dear?

>>724840447
*nodnod* T-that sounds like anhedonia. H-have you been to a doctor?

>>724840509
I'm a h-healthy and fit 90 pounds!

>>724840546
Manhattan.
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>>724840002
welcome to /b/
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>>724840557
This must be one of those faggots I keep hearing about...
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>>724840569
>>724840447
head drugs and therapy have been doing nothing for me, just trying to think of something else really..
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>>724840437
>>724840569
please tell me that everything's going to get better
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does anyone else think the fake stammering is really retarded
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Alice I love you (in a platonic non-creepy way I promise)
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>>724840379
Where do you live? I would buy you 5 drinks if it would get me into your wet holes. And a nice dinner, if you turn out to be female.
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>>724840110
Are you a mom?
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>>724840810
Only retarded thing here is you
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What kind of man are you into Alice >>724839604
?
Do you think it's a problem if your man Is 180 cm high
Do you prefer taller man?
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Alice who is the best girl of /b/ in your opinion?

Without including you?
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>>724840457

>H-how can I help you <4

Eh, just keep doin' what yer doin', mostly. /b/ has needed to dial the teen edginess down by about a 4 fer years.

'Course, yer prolly just some smartass' idea of clever copypasta, but fuck it: show me a kinder, gentler /b/.
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>>724839604
I did a bunch of blow last night and ordered a hooker but she ended up cancelling on me. will anybody ever love me
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>>724839604
do you ever feel lonely alice?
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>>724840569
yeh healthy if youre a midget
EAT THE FOOD ALICE EAT THE FOOD !!
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>>724840796
it wont because you're coming here for blind support like a pathetic fag
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>>724839604
Tell me it will be alright alice
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>>724840002
Fuck off Carl just fuck off
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>>724840457
Beta blocker and an ACE inhibiter. But they're going to put me on statins next due to my high ldl
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Alice it is me again don't know if you remember me by the picture but its been two months since my girlfriend broke up with me. I started reading books to better myself, going to the gym and getting my new years resolution accomplish. I still miss her but I won't let it distract me from my goals or slow me down. Anyways my birthday is in 2 months and I will be 29 year old. I feel like my time is running out to be in a relationship feeling I will be less desired the older I get even though I look really young is this a normal feeling.
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>>724840743
W-what do you mean by "head drugs"? W-which medications are you on? W-what form of therapy are y-you in?

I need all you can give me, Anonymous <4

>>724840796
It w-will <4 But only if y-you work hard and try hard, dear.

You have to earn your happy ending.

>>724840850
S-sorry, my holes are usually dry <4

>>724840859
N-not biologically, b-but I do have many children <4

>>724840878
I prefer personality over l-looks.

>>724840885
They are all attention whores dear, don't waste your time. Cracky w-was my favorite though.

>>724840886
I've b-been posting like this for s-six years dear <4

>>724840911
Hookers s-sure won't.
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>>724840889
Don't leave then *hugs you from the back*
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>>724840878
alice likes his men faggy and pathetic, look at the posts he responds to.
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>>724840637
alright Alice I'm glad you're ok, just want to make sure you're healthy
>>724840682
I was just concerned ok
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hey Alice <3 I wanted to apologize for yesterday, I looked at a few more recent studies about ADM vs CBT, and it seems like neither of us were completely right, it seems like it's pretty even on what works better.

also I wanted to, you know, thank you for helping me a few years back.
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>>724840918
*smiles warmly* S-sure, who doesn't?

>>724840928
S-so healthy...

>>724840969
It'll be okay my love <4 B-but why don't you tell me what is w-wrong?
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>>724840911
coke is awesome with and without hookers
you will soon meet a girl that will fall in love with you
yours truly 3dRalf
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I lost my company, my job, and my family a year ago and have been unemployed and alone since. My health is failing and every day is physical, emotional, and mental agony. I can now barely get out of bed in the morning and I crave the sweet release of death. The only thing that keeps me going is my cat.
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Threads like this are the cruelest things you can do to a /b/tard. It simulates having someone give a shit about you, when in reality most people would neither desire nor even tolerate your presence. All the while, op gets to soak up attention from all of you lonely cunts. What garbage. You're being used and you don't even know it.
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>>724840886
are you rping as a pirate or just retarded
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>>724841050
What if I offered you drinks no strings attached?
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>>724841013
*whew* Oh d-dear, that's bad! Have y-you been changing your diet and exercising more?

>>724841043
Oh s-shush, don't be so hard on yourself! 29 isn't t-the end of the world you dummy!

>>724841080
It's m-my honor dear <4

And please forward me those more recent studies so I can educate myself further: [email protected]
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>>724840002
check'd
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>>724840911
nobody loves frogposters
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>>724840810
No, it's adorable
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How do I talk to cute girl I'm obsessing over?
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>>724841160
You know nothing of Diogenes. Delet ths
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>>724840743
>>724841050
Don't worry about the medications and also I was in therapy because I tried to commit suicide before... Alice, what do you to to make yourself happy?
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>>724841230
is it Alice? ;^) ;^) ;^)
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>>724841160
stupid frog poster
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>>724841104
Well I've been drinking almost 20 or more drinks the last 5 days and I'm afraid to stop
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>>724841149
D-do you have a picture of your cute kitty? <4

>>724841160
I c-care dear. I've been d-doing this for six years, d-despite the abuse.

I also hate attention, so there is that.

>>724841203
I'm n-not really into alcohol <4

>>724841230
Use y-your voice <4

>>724841287
I h-have severe intractable and treatment resistant depression <4

I go to ketamine therapy.
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>>724841050

>They are all attention whores dear, don't waste your time. Cracky w-was my favorite though.

Damn shame what happened to dear ol' Cracky though. :(

I sometimes imagine she pulled through just in time to avoid some gruesome fate like multiple organ failure. But I doubt it.
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Why do smiley faces with noses make me so irrationally angry? I don't know what it is but I fucking hate it.
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>tfw i have only been in two alice threads
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>>724841104
srsly i need to kidnap you
tie you to a chair
make you watch cooking shows ,
while i stuff you with chicken and cake
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>>724841363
W-why are you afraid to stop?

>>724841400
S-she is still alive, d-don't worry <4

>>724841443
B-because you are a bad person <4
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>>724841370
What about tea then? or dinner? or anything else really
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>>724841443
:->)
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>>724841160
but I do love you, anon. everyone deserves love!

>>724841213
I'll be sure to get on that once I finish sorting out my evening. <3 thanks again for understanding.
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Please convince me Wrestlemania won't be the same old shit this year
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>>724841370
>>724841287
I wanted to try that but sadly I do not have the funds to do so... so I'm left with whatever i can find, that's why I come here to try and talk to people when i can.
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>>724841503
cringe
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>>724841557
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>>724841475
If y-you donate to my patreon, y-you can get access to the archive of all fifty picture threads I've m-made so far <4

>>724841483
C-cake is gross! Get m-me crab!

>>724841503
S-sure, come to Manhattan, m-meet you on 2nd and 40th <4

>>724841580
M-my honor <4

>>724841584
Can't do that dear.

>>724841603
Oh? W-where do you live? M-maybe I can cover it.
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>>724841370

yes
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>>724841677
Wrestlemania is destined to be shit, gonna go top myself, not brb
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>>724841603
>>724841677
That's really kind of you... But with who I am I would not be able to accept it, also no one lives in New Hampshire anyways
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>>724841450
I'd be sad
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>>724841677
One day I will, eventually. Once I can get my life together and repay you for saving my mental health.
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>>724841677
can we get a link to patreon?
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>>724841677
Oh my god what would i give for meeting alice
Cant do it though cuz i live in europe
Rip me
(Btw not sure if all the posts saying he/she is a trap are true or just shitposting) ?
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>>724841498
Because I don't want to deal with the anxiety
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>>724841742
W-what a beautiful kitty!

>>724841801
Ah? I h-have plenty of friends in New Hampshire. N-new England represent!

>>724841865
Oh s-shush, it w-was you who did it not me <4

>>724841883
It's alicemargatroid on p-patreon; 4chan filters those links.

>>724841906
alcohol INCREASES anxiety, it d-doesn't decrease it. Y-you need benzos for that.

>>724841904
I'm a g-girl dear.
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im soooo horny for youaliceeeeeeeeeee fuck meeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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>>724841904
where do you live in europe let's meet up and smoke drugs
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>>724841166

Right now I'm RP'ing as someone who gives a flying fuck about your opinion. I took my lessons. From. William Shatner. Justforyou!
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>>724841677
im not a restaurant im a kidnapper
youd eat the cake and enjoy it
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>>724842010
alice is not for lewd!
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>>724842010
how can you sexualise alice?
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>>724841904
Clearly a man you dumb nigger cunt look at the hands and shoulders
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>>724840569
Cookies are a pretty great choice. I like pies myself
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>>724839604
Hey
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>>724842235
You like?
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>>724840911
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>>724841250
None of Diogenes' writings survived. We only know of him through anecdotal evidence due to his rampant irl shitposting. You know as much of him as I do.
>>724841370
Females are always desperate for attention. You are no different. The proof of this is that, even though you receive abuse as you say, you keep coming back for more. You're not a nice person, even though you pretend to be.
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>>724841801
>>724842000
Where are you located at my friend? not trying to be creepy just wondering at this point
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>>724842000
Thanks alice! I'm going to ly down and drink lots of water! Maybe some camomile tea!
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>>724842000
Nice trips
And nah, it was all you. Just gotta sort out the physical and make enough money to treat you to something you deserve
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Hey Alice you're a girl right? Does anal feel like pooping, only in reverse?
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>>724842299
S-sorry, I don't enjoy attention <4

>>724842382
Manhattan <4

>>724842400
F-feel better soon!

>>724842403
Oh s-shush, I w-won't have it!
I just showed you the door, you opened it <4
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>>724842301
U like?
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any way Alice i need to go
eat more!!! cya <3
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>>724839604
>>724839604
>>724839604
Still refusing to discuss your father?
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>>724842483
Well for all you do for everyone, not just me, you still deserve something. Remember this cause I promise I will and I'm not gonna break it
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>>724839604
Had some good money, then everything got fucked up some family members want to kill me, the roof fell, im a raging alcoholic wich im trying to quit, yesterday a doge bit me and I shitted myself at the same time so I have shitted my tracking suit and it is kinda hot havent done my laundry, anyway can I have some tea with some vodka or something?
anyway what would be your advice on this.
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>>724842301
Maybe
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>>724842483
>>724842382
Well Alice, I hope you have a good night, I need to go to work soon sadly.
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>>724842000
I live in NewHampshire! Where in NewEngland do you live Alice, unless thats to personal
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NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER
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>>724842515
So what does it feel like then?
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>>724842515
Hmmmm
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>>724841801
where in new hampshire do you live? im in concord
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>>724842639
I'll l-look forward to it then <4

>>724842644
I w-would recommend y-you seek medical attention for your alcoholism.

>>724842715
>>724842591
S-see you both later <4

>>724842727
NYC d-dear <4
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>>724842591
Hnngg
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NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGERNIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGERNIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGERNIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGERNIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGERNIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGERNIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER
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>>724842029

Austria
Near german and swiss border
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>>724842808
Hot
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>>724842859
:o
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>>724842808
faggot
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>>724842859
This doesn't help me :T
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Hey alice
Will you ever do a tiny little bit of lewd stuff
Bet your patreon would gett a nice money boost
Might even donate myself
Btw whaty your current job ?
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>>724843021
U like?
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alice im horny for you be my boyfriend
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>>724841677
I thought you said you don't want any money because your job pays enough
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>>724842483
Beautiful as always Alice hope you are doing well my love
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>>724842808
I think this is all the time I have for tonights thread, so I'm signing off for now. Bye Alice see you next thread/stream. Remember my promise :3
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Miss Alice do you know what time it is????
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>>724841230
Get off /b/ for a while, stop looking at traps
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>>724842808
Hey Alice I'm pretty sure New York is in New England...
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>>724843308
kek
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>>724843157
Ez
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>>724843021
Why so?
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I want to complain about the thread, but I still feel a hint of respect for Alice.
Won't stop me from saying that though.
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>>724842859
holy shit so alice is into anal?
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>>724843393
Yum
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>>724843435
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>>724843308
Alice respond to this man PLEASE
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Alice, do you have kik so we can exchange some pics?
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>>724843075
W-why would you need help with anal.

>>724843121
I w-work as a financial engineer.

And I...stream...w-with my legs in view...and w-wearing stockings. What more d-do you want?

>>724843177
And?

>>724843184
I d-do my best <4

>>724843308
T-time for fives?

>>724843294
Sleep t-tight!

>>724843435
It's easier on m-me.
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>>724843393
Fuck me I meant isn't
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Are actually autistic? Who stutter through text?!
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>>724843544
I ASKED YOU OUT THE OTHER DAY AND GOT REEEEEEEEE-JECTED, NOTICE ME SENPAI
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>>724839604
Seriously kill yourself
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>>724843544
>It's easier on m-me
NANI?
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>>724843653
Can you show us how it's done by leading with your own example?
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>>724843659
Hmmm
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>>724843544
You're very cute Alice don't let these anons change you!
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>>724843705
Oh my
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>>724843659
Ok i will be lurking like always
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>And I...stream...w-with my legs in view...and w-wearing stockings. What more d-do you want?


Dunno
Panty shots maybe :3 ?
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>>724843544
Do you have vaginismus or something?
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>>724843796
I know you want it
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>>724843796
H-haven't changed in six years, p-probably won't until s-someone puts a gun to m-my head again.

>>724843840
N-no thanks.

>>724843852
N-nope.
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>>724843544
IT'S TIME TO D-D-D-D-D-D DUEL
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>>724843840
Yummy
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>>724843684
>>724843705
What do you mean its easier?
Because you got no vaggo ?
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>>724843924
Nigger
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>>724843705
>>724843625
Well shit. You win this round Alice.
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>>724843924
You're dirty slut for nigger cock:)
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>>724843959
Hmmm
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>>724843975
It w-wasn't that hard.

>>724843970
N-no, because vagoo is often d-down for repairs.

>>724844022
I h-haven't had sex in a d-decade dear.
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>>724844069
U like?
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>>724843924
You did change though.
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>>724843924
>someone puts a gun to my head again
When did someone put a gun to your the first time?
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>>724844096
Hhhmmmm yea
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>>724843924
>>724843930
>>724843959
I have no idea who the real alice is anymore
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>>724843544
youre mean im probably gonna get whacked and you think curing my alcohol addiction is first priority ?
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>>724844153
Oh baby
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>>724844096
What is your opinion on donald trump
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>>724844153
N-nope <4

>>724844177
I am <4

>>724844167
2011

>>724844185
I'm a p-psychologist, n-not a police officer.
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>>724844177
Hmmmmm
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>>724844096
>N-no, because vagoo is often d-down for repairs.
ALICE STOP TALKING LIKE THIS I DONT UNDERSTAND
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>>724843705
maybe i just want to smell your armpits and panties, EVER THINK ABOUT THAT?
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>>724844096
I just want to tell you that I think you're cute and I enjoy your streams.
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>>724844276
Pass.
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It's days like this where I need a nap on Reisen's fluffy tail.
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>>724844096
>N-no, because vagoo is often d-down for repairs.

Im like so confused right now
Did ya got a sex change or something ?
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>>724844076
Congrats on breaking it. You owe me a new one. Donate to Alice's patreon to pay for my new one. >>724844177
Well, considering I'm not Alice, I'm Sakuya, I may have resolved that issue for you.
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>>724844069
Reimu from Shrine threads?
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>>724844277
You want this
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>>724843924
Ey, I think I found the nigger! Just kidding, you're cute, and probably not a nigger (hopefully).
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>>724844299
I'm g-glad you do <4 B-be sure to sub when I g-get partner <4

>>724844320
>>724844294
W-wow you people are both dumb and assholish.

I have vaginal problems.

>>724844295
I d-don't want to think it even now.
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>>724844277
Care to elaborate about the gun to your head story? I'm insterested.
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>>724844235
A triple.
>>724844277
You lost your path Alice.
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>>724844311
You don't like that little prick trump, you want Obama
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Alice I'm new here what chat room are they talking about?
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>>724844386
I'm asian d-dear.

>>724844414
We've b-been all through that; it's b-been far too long for m-me to care anymore.

>>724844430
N-nope <4

>>724844454
F-frankly, I'd f-far prefer Obama, yes.
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>>724844460
Do u like bbc?
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>>724842294

I love...
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>>724844409
Sowey
Didnt want to be a meanie
Whats wrong with your vaggo ?
Is it fixable ?
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>>724844518
:^P
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>>724844295
Jesus fuck dude how creepy can you get?
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>>724844347
Nobody wants shit skins in their mouths except disgusting STD-riddled sluts. Stop fooling yourself, and realize that niggers are, and always will be, inferior.
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>>724844277
>2011
jesus christ what happened alice

>>724844320
tbh that would be more believable than her just being a trap
it would explain why she says shes a girl
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>>724844346
>*stops for a full minute and just stands there before responding*

...yes?
>>
O my brave soul!
O farther sail!
O daring joy, full!
Are they not all the seas of God?
Thou, whose deep ways, are in thy sea
My brave soul!
O, to-night a world, that turned from thee
Is at Thy Throne!
Towering Babels raised
Where scoffing sophists brawl,
'gainst the little petty Antichrists, we praised --
They who believ'd that thou wast dead, repent!
The night is almost on them all.
Thy night is anon!
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>>724844518
>I'm asian d-dear.

NANI !!!???
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>>724844569
*shrugs* It is w-what it is. Not l-like I'm getting laid anyway.

>>724844612
S-settle down, jesus.

>>724844634
T-that's a long old story, w-would rather not get into it.

How about the fact I'm just a fucking girl? Why is that so hard to believe after six years and d-dozens of threads?
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>>724844409
I actually have a couple questions about your patreon, but wasn't sure if I should email you or wait for a thread.

...I was also a little nervous about emailing you, as it's not exactly anonymous, but hey...
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>>724844697
W-why are you such a weeb?
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>>724844409
sorry I didn't mean to sound rude, you're just talking very vaguely so its confusing
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>>724844675
;)
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>>724844702
When are we going to meet up and cuddle while watching anime qt?
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>>724844702
Yummy
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>>724844727
Y-you can contact me in t-the following ways:

Email: [email protected]
Skype: alicemargatroid2
Steam: Aneki Margatroid
Twitch: celtyplays
Twitter: celtyplays
Patreon: alicemargatroid
Chat: https://anekiho.me/chat2
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>>724844518
I don't know. I feel you lost your essence, like, it isn't about anonymous anymore, but about getting exposure, although that wouldn't be much your fault but the ones that decided to hang around.
I don't really hold anything against you by the way, just my two cents about it.
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>>724844792
N-never.
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>>724844741
Why are you such a slut;P
>>
Im 17 years old and afraid of having fatal familiar insomnia or dementia, today i cried 3 times
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>>724844702
>How about the fact I'm just a fucking girl? Why is that so hard to believe after six years and d-dozens of threads?
I'm sorry I didn't mean to sound rude its just hard to believe not everyone on this site is either a neckbeard or a trap
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>>724844702
It's hard to believe cause of man hands and man chest. Seriously, I don't think you're fooling anybody (though that doesn't mean you aren't cute for a trap).
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>>724844851
Hmmm ok
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>>724844653
Just saying hello. I see you come around the waifu threads occasionally
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>>724844697
what the fuck is a nani
>>
I would love to cuddle with alice and watch anime
I wouldnt even care about sex too much
Welp
sucks that i live in europe and not america

Even though i doubt alice is into half austrian/latinos.......
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>>724844887
why not :(
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>>724839604
this shit is still happening...?
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>>724844891
Oh yes
>>
Hey alice, can somebody change just because they want to and feel like they should, or does there need to be a drastic event that happens in one's life that makes change necessary?
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>>724844915
Underage b&
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I caught my younger brother camwhoring on omegle and I'm not sure what to do. Anyone have a solution that won't make him hate me?
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>>724844878
*blinks* I l-literally post every day, several times a d-day, trying to help people while asking n-nothing in return and often paying f-for peoples medical expenses.

But sure. I lost my essence. Makes sense.

>>724844915
W-why are you afraid of having those very rare diseases?

>>724844928
N-no it isn't.

>>724844934
I have C cups. What man chest?
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>>724845013
Oh yeah
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>>724844851
Alice do you respond to emails?
Would love to write a hi to you sometimes
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>>724845087
Yum yum
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>>724844985
>>724844973
I am h-here for Anonymous, n-not to be an attention whore.

>>724844986
Yep.

>>724845013
Anyone c-can change f-for any reason.

>>724845024
Block omegle on y-your router.

>>724845155
Yes.
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>>724845155
Go ahead
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>>724844851
Maybe I'll email you later tonight. Thanks Alice.

You're really too kind for /b/.
>>
I need some reassurance that things'll turn out okay.
Just feel very overwhelmed right now.
>>
Is....That Cyanide and Happiness merch I see on the counters?
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>>724845222
T-this is my home; I'm h-here to make it better <4
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>>724845087
C cups for CUUUUUUUUTE
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>>724845087
Probably just plain paranoia bc 2 weeks of no sleeping properly, before yesterday i took melatonine and been feeling weird since that
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>>724845234
Okay
>>
>>724845200
wanting to cuddle doesn't mean you're an attention whore tho :o
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>>724845087
to this day we will still never know what she wanted them to shut up about
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>>724845200
Ahhhh
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>>724845306
Yea baby
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>>724839604
Nigga why you be taking with a stutter
>>
>>724845294
Y-yes <4

>>724845283
L-luckily, I have love overwhelming <4

*wraps her arms tightly around you from behind and rests her head against your back* It'll b-be okay Anonymous <4 You c-can do this <4

>>724845310
....and w-what about that would make you think y-you have those illnesses?

>>724845321
About m-my gender dummy.
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>>724845301
Hmmmm
>>
>>724845389
>>724845451
I bet shes flicking the bean thinking about that bbc
>>
>>724845087
Again, I don't feel it is your fault, for example, you have gotten so big during all this time that sometimes you can't even help everyone coming here anymore, and the threads go so fast that you might end up losing trail of anons.
Understand what I'm trying to say?
>>
>>724845321
Are you dumb? Obviously it's to shut people up claiming that Alice isn't a girl. There is a picture of her proving that she is a woman and now everyone can shut up about her not being one. Simple.
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>>724845500
Nice body hmmmm
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>>724839951
Stuttering ass Trap tea apparently
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>>724845544
Oh yeah babi
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>>724845087
>I have C cups. What man chest?
I dunno, it just doesn't seem like a woman's chest to me, that's all. Maybe I'm over-analyzing, but the way you carry yourself doesn't seem naturally feminine. At least in the videos you post, your chest looks more masculine.
>>
Can someone post alice in a cat suit?
>>
Alice, every time I see one of your threads, it makes me want to ask a very specific question...

...do you need a hug?
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>>724845531
Oh yea
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>>724839604
>stuttering in text
Stop.
>>
>>724845500
Thanks for the hug Alice.
Oddly enough it helped quite a lot, despite it being nothing but pixels really.

Hope you'll have a nice night/day/whatever time it may be for you.
>>
>>724845500
Idk really, mood changes, slighty memory problems, a rare feeling (like im out of the world), and thinking all the day about my sleep problems
>>
>>724845500
Alice can i add you on steam
Please :3
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>>724845677
She needs more than just a hug anon
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>>724845767
Sure
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>>724845493
W-why did you say "be" and "taking".

>>724845544
I w-was much bigger in 2011 dear.
And this thread is p-painfully slow.

I think maybe your memory isn't very good.

>>724845655
S-so you are looking at me, in a costume, and thinking "she looks manly" despite t-the fact I have C cups and pictures t-to show them off?

And then using that to make a broad blanket statement about my sex?

Yeah okay buddy.

>>724845677
N-no, I'm okay <4

>>724845658
Please n-no.

>>724845687
Can't s-stop, won't s-stop <4

>>724845703
T-the same to you dear <4

>>724845714
Do you have the key component, AKA, BEING RELATED TO SOMEONE WHO HAS THE DISEASE?

it's familial f-for a reason dear. It only happens in very specific families.

>>724845767
Yes.
>>
>>724845775
Man you dont have to post bbc just because you got cucked by a black man/someone with a bigger penis

Btw most anons on here have a bigger selfesteem than you anyways so you plan to make them feel bad wont work.
t. someone with a bigger self esteem than you
>>
>>724845500

You know, I went to a Chinese psychologist for a period of six months. Never got over her. She left the facility when she became pregnant and I never found her again.
>>
S-since we hit bump limit, l-let me just say, it's b-been an honor Anonymous <4

Feel f-free to contact me via the following methods if y-you need any more help!

Email: [email protected]
Skype: alicemargatroid2
Steam: Aneki Margatroid
Twitch: celtyplays
Twitter: celtyplays
Patreon: alicemargatroid
Chat: https://anekiho.me/chat2
>>
>>724845658
i have it but idk it doesnt sound like alice wants it to be posted it'll probably derail the thread
>>
>>724845500
No offense, but I think the more you get upset about it, the more people are going to say it.

I totally get why you'd be frustrated with it, but some people don't exactly like that you're here for whatever reason, you know?

I'd just try to ignore them, personally. That's just me, though. You do you Alice.
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>>724840911
Dubs of truth.
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>>724839604
YOU'RE ACTUALLY A WOMAN?
I've seen your threads before and just fucking assumed it was some dumbass trying to get attention.
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>>724845882
Yummie
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>>724846011
I w-will do so <4

>>724846016
C-correct! What a digital dummy!
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>>724845200
What interests you about Anonymous, Alice?
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>>724846000
Bye Alice, thanks for the thread!
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>>724845959
Hmmmm
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>>724845882
Nope, but im still freaked out, at this point i pretty much assumed that my life will end soon
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>>724846004
Yeah if she doesn't want it to be posted then don't
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>>724846106
Ohyeahbaby
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>>724846169
Oh yea
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>>724846200
T-that's dumb as fuck, because that literally m-means you CANNOT POSSIBLY HAVE IT.
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>>724846141
Bye <3 u
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Alice I've been to a few of your threads, you seem awfully nice, are you compensating for somehing?
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>>724846310
Hmmmm
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Do they have free support groups for cancer survivors? I have a very hard time meeting new people.
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>>724846349
No
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>>724846310
I know... One day i thought that i had breast cancer lol
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New thread?
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>>724846349
N-nope <4

>>724846413
Yes!

>>724846474
Y-you need help.
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>>724846514
One therapy tea thread a day.
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>>724845882
Talking * it's a little ironic to comment on someone else's typo with all your forced stuttering lol.
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>>724846645
I d-don't force it dear <4
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>>724846645
Fuck you
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You make me feel very warm, knowing you care about us.
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>>724846645
See>>724846697
Now kys
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>>724846738
I l-love you Anonymous <4
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>>724846533
Tomorrow im going to a neurologist
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>>724846738
And I care about you
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