Waifu claiming thread.
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Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Kyouko claimed.
Add Nobody#5930 on discord
stop being gay
http://waifuforum.boards.net/thread/12/second-wf-waifu-claiming
https://a.pomf.cat/ohmvor.mp3 (embed) (embed)
Avatarfags get out of my thread
Spiders get out of my bed
Voices get out of my head
Zombies get out of my dead
Niggers get out of my shed
Spics stop stealing my bread
hehe anon you a real cutie~
Gas dogfuckers
this is a autistic avatarfag internet dating rp thread
i wish i was dead :o
Daily reminder that lewding another mans waifu is wrong. Also calling her milky-san makes you sound like a fucking retard >Hamakaze claimed
Yep
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oMpjb_CXmuU
It's basic knowledge at this point, If your race can't drink milk it is inherently inferior
カラミチーマス
Why are there no boys in Hibike! Euphonium?
Boys are better at most everything, and in a real concert band, its gonna be like 7:3 boys not 2:8
>>724824206
Daily reminder that lewding even your own waifu is degeneracy.
Claiming best girl
reminder that love and happiness are important and should be spread to everyone around you!
>>724823856
Dasani
>>724823824
Seconded!
>>724823862
I'm glad you're enjoying it! And for the record, I do actually like Egoist by Falco.
>>724824309
Seconded
>>724824271
I never lewd hama. I respect my waifu
>>724824206
Ow I see, but he does seem to be quite friendly towards everyone (but you)
>>724824241
Spread the word!
>>724824255
They are probably all in the swimming club.
Im 2.5 hours into today at work. Fuck today.
>>724824285
finnish nigger
>>724824309
except spics, niggers and kikes
>>724824382
Exactly.
>>724824413
still kike
>>724824386
So friendliness negates the fact that hes lewding my waifu?
Milky-san claimed
>>724824206
Milky-san is her pet name
>another man's waifu
Just because you also love Hamakaze doesn't mean that she's only YOUR waifu.
She's my waifu and I can lewd her
>>724823171
I went to the office, coded, all that jazz, then came home to Milky-san's blowjobs.
It was perfect.
Already with the flattery~?
>>724823243
I'm a different hamakaze than the one you probably know.
>>724823352
It looks like someone's jealous.
Too bad Tanya looks gross with her thick eyelashes and has a flat chest.
>>724824241
This is true
>>724824474
You can't claim someone else's waifu, weren't you saying before that Hama just had to deal with the fact you had her for the thread?
Hama has her for this thread.
>>724824427
even them!
>>724824474
everyone deserves flattery if it's true!
>claiming
>>724823260 >>724824359 (Louise)
Long story short, I ended up downing the last ~20% of my brothers booze bottle so he wouldn't get even more fucked.
Couldn't be arsed sobering up before I go to sleep so I grabbed my vodka.
>>724824474
>thicc eyelashes are gross
Just how much of a pleb are you?
>>724824592
no, not them
>>724824474
You are disgusting.
You are weak, your bloodline is weak, and you will not survive the winter.
>>724824413
I didn't like free!
>>724824309
reminder to cum every day!
>>724824168
Can't you have a real conversation?
Whoopsie friend is here I gotta head out. Baibai!
>>724824601
I see.
Well, how are you feeling?
>>724824601
howdy tiger! I hope your day has been spectacular!
>>724824701
e v e r y o n e ! ! ! <3
All your waifus are shit
>>724824791
no :(
>>724824825
no
>>724824255
Boys aren't better at everything, women cook and clean much better than us
>>724824421
It can't be that bad
>>724824791
But... why?
It's inherently gay.
>>724824843
No you're waifu a shit-_-
>>724824474
Well said by>>724824713
>>724824549
That was a different Hamakaze...
>>724824592
Ooh~
Anon, you make me blush <3
>>724824467
Not really, but I like talking to friendly people. Sorry comrade Hamakaze. Any idea why he's doing it?
>>724824474
I see, I don't think I've talked to you before then.
>>724824474
>She's my waifu and I can lewd her
Sure, but not in thread. Fuck off
>>724824153
>>724823824
Pls..
>>724824427
Gringger
>>724824967
To be a cunt and get on my nerves
>>724824803
Have fun.
Relaxed, got tricked into watching a terribly dubbed starwars move, so that's a thing I guess.
>>724824791
cumming is alright but loving is imperative!
>>724824843
hello friend <3
>>724824911
yes--
>>724824369
Hello kitty.
>>724824601
Are you still watching that dub shit
I mean even if you're drunk it's not funny
>>724824255
Because it's apparently yuribait
>>724824945
Nice job getting images off the first page of r34, faggot.
>>724825109
You can always quit, y'know
>>724825023
why are you so mean :(
>>724825126
no
>>724825147
nice hair
>>724825255
You are mean too!
>
>>724825126
I love you!
>>724825175
Reina literally loves the teacher, she's not gay -_-
>>724824933
You're especially gay :o
>>724824911
Ben wishes you did
How the fuck do you even talk to Robbie?
>>724824922
I did say most, and that's kinda their job
>>724825255
we're going to agree to disagree! I love everyone <3
>>724825386
i'm very nice actually uwu
>>724825450
i wish he slept less -_-
i don't know :o
>>724825452
i hate you
>>724825229
I got it off gelbooru
Why are you so mean, anon?
>>724824968
Make me faggot.
>>724825591
But you call me a nigger!
>>724825053
I see, I'm sure he'll eventually stop and you might even get along. Anyways, how are you?
>>724825651
Each time you post lewds of hama, you prove how much you hate her.
>>724825721
because you said you were a nigger
>>724825239
Where's the fun in that? Then I need to find something else to do, effort-
>>724825450
I love you too <3
>>724825591
and you as well!
>>724825775
h-hate? that's not allowed! :( don't hate a waifu
>>724826010
Tell that to the lewd poster.
>>724825860
I never said I was! I said I live in a country that's being populated by increasing number of niggers every year!
>>724826101
you two should just ignore each other <3 problem solved
>>724825147
I really wish I wasn't sick right now, with this damn sinus infection. I've tried pretty much everything, and it's not reliving me any.
>>724825979
Did you check cancer well yet?
>>724826272
How is one supposed to ignore a nigger spamming lewds of his waifu?
>>724825775
That's a lie and you know it.
Also no more replies to you from me.
>>724825450
Impossible, I didn't even watch Free!
>>724826157
and you're one of them
>>724826010
alex stop being a faggot
>>724826420
You should at least not be posting samples.
>>724826420
Comrade...( I don't know how to refer to you). Is there a reason why you're posting lewds? You seem like a pretty nice guy
>>724826475
I'd rather jump off a bridge than be one of them.
>>724826293
Ayayaya
>>724826400
Fuck that, I tried to play some DS, considering even captchas can be challenging at the moment it didn't go so well.
>>724825450
Reina gets my dick hard tbh
>>724826420
How about you leave the thread or have a hint of originality and pick your own waifu, faggot.
>>724826416
This
>>724824933
wrong
>>724825126
Hello person
>>724826420
Lewding your own waifu is disrespectful. Not only that, it's downright abuse.
>>724826420
>>724826639
Hello Taiga!
>>724826639
Go to the cancer well and stream it!
>>724826416
lewd waifus shouldn't ruin laifus!
if it's a guy trying to troll, eventually the lack of response will kill the desire to do so!
>>724826475
I'm still not Alex <3
>>724826710
was your day as perfect as you?
>>724825979
Just count the stars
>>724826727
Guide me. I can't find shit captain.
>>724826356
Ah that's a bummer. Hopefully you'll feel better soon, those kinds of things always suck.
>>724826870
Sure!
Fuck you all
>>724827069
I'll f-fuck you til you love me, faggot <3
>>724826621
do it :o
>>724826847
alex
>>724827069
why?
>>724827266
Prove you little shit
Is this a bastion of degeneracy or monogamous purity?
>>724826847
Wow that was mean burn.
But I slept all day. Felt nice.
>>724827069
You too
>>724827431
Purity.
>>724827375
Why not?
>>724827530
Oh, don't you worry. Life is already fucking me hard
>>724827041
c u t e
>>724827375
ok I'll be Alex! what do I do now?
>>724827530
it's not a burn! you're great, and sleeping does sound nice!
>>724827645
life shouldn't be mean to you! you deserve love and happy times <3
>>724827645
We should meet up and get fucked by life together
>>724827747
But that isn't true. First real sleep i've gotten in two days
>>724827747
You tell life that. I might just give up
>>724827431
Purity. Those who are for degeneracy are to be hung and quartered.
>>724827645
because
>>724827747
be a stupid nignog
>>724827870
you need to rest more, yume nikki person <3 please be healthy
>>724827881
don't let life win! bad times are only times that are bad, you'll get past them!
>>724828181
I'm pretty sure my life works in reverse. Bad times are most times and good times are the rare things
>>724828678
Come on out
>>724828358
I hope you're wrong and things get okay soon <3
>>724828678
hello hiding friend!
I am Dejuan "Energy" McDaniel
>>724828678
owo what's this
>>724828770
I doubt it. I go from bad to worse
>>724828770
friend ? who is this ?
>>724829042
:( I hope it improves, love
>>724829101
I'm the anon that posts and loves all of you!
>>724829102
It won't. You can be sure. My only happy moments are the drunk moments.
As vezes eu me pego olhando para minhas poucas fotos da Yuiko, como essa aí, e ela consegue fazer eu me sentir um pouco menos pior. Aí eu lembro que ela não existe e que eu estou preso pra sempre aqui. É triste
>>724829329
drunk anon ? you are ok then and hello friend
>>724829329
I love you too
>>724829434
then let's have a couple toasts to lighten the mood! I'll share some time with you if it helps you feel better <3
>>724829451
I'm only drunk off of happiness and spreading it to all!
i really really really fucking miss blood-chan ;;;;___ ;;;
>>724829617
how nice of you
>>724829617
>drunk of happiness
teach me
I want to drink myself to death
>>724829547
<3 <3 <3
>>724829782
not as nice as you!
>>724829956
just tell someone you love them and act nice <3
>>724830143
not allowed! drinking in moderation!
>>724830229
>>724830143
hurry it up
>>724830143
Yeah
You wanna play with your mario games?
I had a big raims is a big taims
Cause Mario might be super
But I'm super duper
With a big tuper
Cause no ones going to hit it like me
Cause Mario has a big C
But I got the A+ on that test cause it's a big mess
Mario might be a superman
But I'm going to have a big tan
He might have went to the past and to the future
But I'm gunna make a
New game how to nuture
Man Mario can't play like dat T-Dub's on the may
Man you want to hit it down with the big town
Man you can't be like the big brown
My boy Emula he has insemula
Man it's nothing emo once they get together they're gonna be the team
Of the mean
You see my boy Seth he can rap like the Meth
That's on the test
Man you can't even hit it with the big mess
Man you can't beat em' because he's gonna see em'
Man you gonna hit it down with the big town I'm gonna make it round
I had a big town with the A-Town
>>724830229
I'm drinking with moderation. Comparing with an 80s car
>>724830314
no sads, only smiles <3 I can't smile for both of us all the time
>>724830365
be safe <3
>>724830322
Look out, Kevin has the mogs of foilet.
my only friend is gone forever T_ T
>>724830495
>leddit
>>724830229
I wouldn't know about that
>>724830627
I like your waifu, post more
>>724830574
I'll be your friend! <3
>>724830580
nope! just love!
>>724830671
there's no modesty requirement <3 you're great and so is that waifu of yours!
>>724830229
Why are you so nice?
>>724830982
because people need love and that includes you <3
I need a hug
Claim
>>724831623
Have one
>>724831306
Flattery is insincere
>>724831623
I wish I could <3
>>724831648
c u t e !
>>724831667
I'm not flattering, everyone deserves love and happiness!
>>724831623
I need to hug you
>>724831623
You came to the right hugbox.
Everyone needs to get alone. Even codependent waifu havers. Sometimes it's very good to have a very obscure waifu right >>724826610 ?
>>724831948
Is this best girl on the right?
>>724831948
Miku or gab? *hugs*
>>724831826
*Hugs!*
>>724831762
I wish you could too <3
>>724831663
Have a *hug*
>>724831623
go hug oreo
>>724832199
>girl
>>724832316
wish saw u
>>724832209
<3
>>724832316
hello cute waifu poster!
>>724832349
That's what makes her so good :^)
>>724832209
How about all of them together plus the poster?
>>724832024
I guess you're right. But... it's almost 3 am here so I'll be off to bed
>>724832593
have an amazing sleep! <3
>>724832505
Since when did you become such a fucking faggot?
>>724831306
That's true..
Who's your waifu, Anon?
>>724832593
Get that sleep. Adios
>>724832758
nope! no waifu posting for me <3
I get better results in these threads when I spread love and happiness than when I post waifus, so I'd rather make people happy!
>>724832732
My true self comes out and that's all you have to say? ;-;
:^)
>>724832540
I want the poster most :o
>>724832410
:)
>>724832314
I hug him every day :o
>>724833077
Whatever floats your boat Anon!
Me and Milky-san just went on a date and we're about to have "dessert"
>>724834085
Why do you call her milky-san?
>>724830895
just how drunk are you right now ?
>>724834168
Because her breasts are big and soft and I love to suckle on them.
>>724828678
Hello :)
>>724834343
I haven't had alcohol in over a year <3 it's very bad for my health
Reimu claimed.
>>724834698
Why it's bad for your health?
>>724834673
hello konata
>>724834698
maybe just take it easy from time to time
>>724824922
Swollen right ankle, no grip strength in right hand, spasms in the right hand, fucked knees and lower back, 12 hour shift with now 8 hours to go. Today is gonna suck.
>>724833150
I have autism by my side to excuse me from not having anything else to say.
>>724833234
Anything happen?
>>724835025
I am taking it easy by spending the day spreading love! <3
>>724834936
it's a long story, it's just easier to say I shouldn't drink!
>>724835064
oh no :( please be ok
>>724835113
This is why I don't play DST with you anymore
>>724835025
Hey, up to much? :)
>>724835113
I'm lonely
>>724835287
I want to hear that story though..
>>724835445
maybe some other day <3 it's irrelevant to making sure you're all feeling loved!
>>724834168
Because hes an unoriginal faglord
>>724835428
Being lonely is a blessing at times.
>>724835370
No that's because you were terrible at the game and couldn't stand me seeing that anymore.
MY FUCKING WAIFU KIDDOS
>>724835064
Eeeeh, just don't be a bitch
KEK
>>724835592
..what about yourself, Anon?
>>724835287
sounds great you sure have a lot of love to spread
I guess
>>724835428
being sleepy might eat soon how about you ?
Do you like this? I have sex everyday with him.
>>724835817
I think you talking to me is a blessing
I don't like being alone
>>724835983
What's for dinner? The AC broke and I've been very hot, I'm also pretty hungry but no food
Polar
>>724835817
I won't watch more anime with you
>>724835910
>>724835983
I have as much love as I need <3
>>724836083
SPIDER WIZARD!
>>724836222
Now that you've brought that up we should really think of another show to watch with Kaga before you're dead.
>>724836281
Oh, this?
>>724836516
You really shouldn't shorten Kagami's name with me
I watch anime with Kaga and Kagami
>>724836552
that sure is a super spider wizard waifu, bud! I hope it's as super as you are <3
>>724836167
Being alone is sort of a necessity for me, as much as I want to socialize I get tired fast from doing it and need time just for myself.
But I'm glad you appreciate talking to me. Ugh... we could also do the usual musicjerk.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G7TCYM-QYww
>>724836768
I love you too!