New celeb fap thread: Dating advice edition
She is so fucking hot, damn
Queen Katy says that little dick losers can never cum. You'll be edging forever you worthless pathetic little worm. Beg Katy some more and maybe she will let you cum..
black anon from the previous thread,
You have to be funny. They seem to like that shit, and don't be afraid to laugh at yourself like make fun of yourself. Also, like all girls they like guys who go to the gym.
Just present yourself as different to black dudes, don't walk on egg shells n shiet. Don't act like you're trying to pander to her being black.
Ok white /b/ros, now gibs advice on how to date white women.
Your Emma #2 is OK.
Best Emma is Best.
I'm such a tiny dick loser, I don't deserve to cum ever again
Do you have a nice big cock so that she looks at you like this? If the answer is NO (which it will be) then you'll be edging for the rest of your days.. little dick worms like you will never be worthy of cumming to our Queen
That's right. You'll be grovelling and begging forever you pathetic piece of human garbage. You might as well cut that little dick off.. at least then you would provide our Queen some entertainment, because let's be honest as you are now you're nothing to her
this thread needs more of hilary duffs perfect, sockable toesies.
I will cut it off for katy, with my load still in my balls
You're so right anon! Make sure everyone knows that you are her slave. Put pictures of her up around your house, you need to worship her all the time
Look at her laughing at your tiny dick! Can you even call that a dick? That wouldn't satisfy a mouse! You really are a pathetic loser.
now that i could watch. especially if it was a gangbang with 3 or 4 big fat cocks.
How could you watch the queen of white people get blacked?
That just made me cum, I got to close to the edge and whispered her name, I'm covered in cum now
id watch it with my hard, throbbing, white cock in my hand, thats how.
and right when all the guys start stroking their fat cocks all over tay tays beautiful face, coating her with their thick hot cum, thats when i would blow my load.
Are you fucking serious anon? What was the number 1 rule for Queen Katy? And you just broke it. This isn't about you, you dicklet holding faggot. This is about her, and about worshipping her. Lick it all up and apologise to Katy. Don't even think about trying to cum to her again
nope. i just like watching hot chicks getting fucked.
She must taste delicious
Hell yeah, fuck
I'm not sure!
You sound like a white self hating dumbass.
Tay is the white queen. She probably couldn't even fit a gross nog dick.
The most perfect woman on earth: smart, funny, talented, humble, quirky, geeky, and with an absolutely flawless, smoking-hot dancer's body. There's simply no one who can compete.
Im just a casual drifter who likes to watch people have sex too. This one night behind a wendys i saw 2 chicks eating each other out in their car. Had a helluva fapping behind a dumpster as i watched them
Peyton List has the most astounding eyes. Whenever she's on screen, I can't look away. They're absolutely mesmerizing.
dumbass, yes. self hating, not so much.
and definitely white.
not only could tay tay fit a black cock in her.
ill bet she would love to have all of her tight, wet holes filled at once.
that sounds pretty fucking hot tbh.
i woulda watched and fapped to it as well.
You are obviously a self hating white cuck if you want to see Taylor have sex with a nig.
i dont want to see her have sex with a nig, i want to see her get gangbanged by many nigs at once.
i want to see every one of her holes filled at the same time. with a long line of brothers waiting their turn to use her hot pussy and ass and mouth.
oh you don't have to defend yourself anon. You could post a picture you took of her and I would call it shopped.
But I do believe the "meh". I'm willing to bet at least one person in this thread has been with someone who looked prettier when they got up in the morning (i.e. before the professional makeup team arrived).
Yeah ok I admit I'd watch her get fucked by a black guy too if he wasn't ugly and ghetto.
One of the classier nigger tattoos I've seen.
dont you feel better now that youve admitted it?
now you can stroke your cock looking at tay tays perfect feets, thinking about her getting filled with fat black cocks.
Most likely the High School Library..
Fuck you I'm not a cuckold.
I just admit that yeah I'd watch her get fucked even if she was fucking a black guy.
had that same fantasy myself many times.
jacking off while thinking about a white girl taking black cock doesnt make you a cuck.
now if tay tay was your wife, and you liked watching her get fucked by black, then youd be a cuck.
and also pathetic.
Those BBV (Big Blue Veins) are a turn off.
Idk, like.. maybe seeing her getting fucked from an outsiders view? Like you're watching a porn with your wife in it?
Also, seeing her do things you didn't think she would do would make you see her differently and give you a boner for her again?
one of my fantasies about her has me taking off her shoes to smell her hot, sweaty socked feet after a workout.
i sniff her socks while i fuck her, then right before i cum, i take em off and suck her sweaty toes, then fill her pussy with my spunk.
that doesnt make any sense.
actually, my preferred interracial combo is mexican chicks eating black pussy.
Its a Reddit Invader.
Ignore him and his bullshit.
Asians are proud people. Only the ones who grew up poor and listened to black music would consider banging a black guy.
Latinas are barely above blacks as it is, so sleeping with them isn't as bad.
Agree with everything but the sock thing, would rather smell and lick her feet as i pound her, and use her socks and panties when shes not around. I bet her soles taste good, specially after she spits on them for me
Getting bored of your wife makes it hard to get a boner after awhile.
But if you can see her differently it would make her seem like a new woman so your dick would get hard for her again.
Seeing her fuck a nig might do that. See her ass and pussy in action from a no pov angle.
Whites are a proud people too except liberals and wiggers.
Why does everyone want to see our girls get blacked?
Not everyone, tubby.
So, thinking about my wife getting blacked makes me a cuck, but thinking about Taylor Swift getting blacked is ok?
Fuck off niggers
She belongs to my 8,5 inch white dick
Share your women asshole.
We share ours.
i agree with this. squirt a thick gooey load for tay tay and her sweet feet.
Think about the color contrast of Taylor in a blacked.com scene.
think about cumming all over this pretty face.
>if they mated
or maybe think about coating tay tays pretty toes with spunk.
with about these ones?
im not closeted bro, i fully admit i love cock.
i like her toesies natural too.
Fapping loud, hope my roommate and her gf cant hear
I'll answer the other anon's questions.
Interracial is popular because the color contrasts adds a little extra something to the scene.
White woman/ black man is popular because the most color contrast and white women are the most requested in porn still.
i love knowing other guys are stoking to her while i am. makes my cock even harder.
have another pic of her yummy toes.
You better believe I'm stroking my cock hard to tay
I also love stroking while thinking about her being blacked
I'm glad you admit you love cock too anon :3
another lewd cock loving tay fan here
Nah, always tempted to do it but never wanted to risk it. We get along pretty cool
i love the idea of sucking a fat cock while a guy fantasizes about tay tay.
Same here, lewd and aching to get my hands on a hard cock
No one's forcing you to look.
I would do awful things