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>hey dad I want you to meet my gf What do you do?

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>hey dad I want you to meet my gf
What do you do?
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>>724804692
take his time machine
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>>724804692
See if she wants to get double stuffed with cream.
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depends if she's educated and civil, or a hoodnig.
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>>724804692
Attractive black women are the shiny pokemon of human beings. So rare, most people don't even believe they exist.
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>>724804767
kek

fpbp
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>>724804692
be happy inside that my son isnt a faggot, then welcome her and maybe take them out to eat so we can talk and stuff
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>>724804692
I didn't know you were into bestiality, son.
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>>724805027
and
>>724805118

Same dad. Different responses when she isn't around.
/thread
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>>724804692
Congrats them, know her better then be happy that my son has a lovely gf
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>>724805243
This, as long as he keeps away from the gay
>I DIDNT RAISE NOOO FAGGOT
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>>724805618
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=BFrN3Y3NiC0
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she prollt has a sexy ass country accent.

She looks like she got all the best genes.

No saggy nigger tittes or shelf-ass

she may be wearing a wig though...

But otherwise it seems like someone dipped a sexy ass country girl in chocolate.
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>>724805818
more?
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>>724804692
You're not fooling anyone anon. We all know you're a fag.
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>>724804692
> hey dad I want you to meet my gf
Is she behind that nigress?
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>>724804692
ask if the troll next to him ate her
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>>724805027
stfu you raging little homo
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>>724806134
then slay troll
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>>724804692
>tfw engaged to a black woman
>also a race realist and super-majority ethnonationalist
it's a weird feel, but hey, you can't help who you fall in love with
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>>724804692
>ENJOY YOUR AIDS SON!!
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>>724804692
that nigger loving faggot looks like Justin Trudeau
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>>724804692
id probably go into full rage mode
not because of the nigger
because of the jeans
i despise denim
and i would NEVER EVER EVER EVER let anyone in my family wear that awful evil shit

id rather get raped in the ass with a strap on by his nigger gf than see him wearing denim
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>>724805822
you're pathetic anon
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>>724806212
BS. Same thing as a Nazi jew
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>>724806365
Nah I really am a race realist and I genuinely do support the idea of a super-majority ethnostate.
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>>724804874
Pretty much.
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>>724804692
You can do whatever you want son, but my grandchild and the continuation of our bloodline will be white, so just remember that before you decided to cum in her. Otherwise the consequences for you will be severe.
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>>724805822
do you also sound this retarded when you speak, or only when you write.
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>>724804938
This
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>>724804692
>after i stop you from being mugged!
>shoot harambette
>now, where is this lovely girl?
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>>724804692
Buy him a bike lock
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>Fuck her while he's not around
>Get her pregnant
>Tell her if she says anything you'll kill
>Watch her tell my son it's his baby
>Let my son raise his black brother
>tell him one day, I'll get around to it
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>>724806164
u mad hwite boi?
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>>724806472
>harambette
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>>724804692
I'm proud of you son, you have broken the generational cycle of racists bigotry in our family and assuring the destruction of the white race by bringing home this beautiful young woman.
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>>724804692
id be like damn, nice black girlfriend, shes black and not ugly, and probably never uses the race card, because shes not fucking ugly
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>>724806563
Fuck you dad, I hate you
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>>724804692
Son, we dont drill for oil in this family.

You are disown, and I am dissapoint.
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>>724806531
Why would I be? You're the faggot.
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>>724806687
Na uh you are
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Thank fucking God! When are you moving out son? 22 years old and still living at home.

And then I thank the nice lady for being my son's GF. And hopefully they'll get married and I'll be a grandpa
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why does my son wear bell bottom jeans?
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>>724804692

Drive her back to the zoo.
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>>724806563
That's some top-shelf cucking there, anon
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>>724806759

fag
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>>724806687
yup u mad, poor hwite boi so fragile
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>>724806641
nigga that's paul wall you retard
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I wish I could walk with my black cutie gf through the streets without hollering and insults.

my gf is always angry for no reason
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>>724806834
Queer
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>>724804692
easy
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>>724806900
>my gf is always angry for no reason

She's mad that she's a negroid.
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>>724806831
Massive
Fucking
Nostrils
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>>724807046
So THAT'S twerking...
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>>724804874
yep
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>>724807046
why?
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>>724807046
looks like they tried teaching this nigress a lesson but they went too far
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>>724804692
You're more likely to get harassed by her family. Blacks are racist and entitled as fuck.
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>>724807492
get one that is adopted by white people kek
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>>724807274
Because black on black violence is dey cultcha.
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>>724804692
I would say, why are british black women sexy, and Hartford university black women sexy, but the fucking ones complaining are not ? because the ones complaining are just looking for attention
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>>724804692
Disown for disgrace.
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Oh, hey, she's cute. Hello! Welcome to the family! - Or something like that.
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>>724807492
So much this. I dated a black girl for a while in college, fall break, she wanted me to meet her family. Her brothers were thugs, her mom was flat out racist, and her father lectured for a couple hours on why i was a piece of shit. She was completely unapologetic, so i dumped her the day we got back.
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>>724804692
Call animal control for the ape and a therapist for my son who is clearly into bestiality
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>>724804692
"Let me have a go, son"
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>>724807998
You sound like the type that would offer up his wife you a gang of niggers. Think there's a name for it....
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>>724804692
stop with the daily threads faggot nobody cares about that fucking nigger
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>>724808018
jesus fuck, that sounds like a nightmare
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>>724804692

nice cocksock son!
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If a girl with a nigger becomes a single mom, does a guy with a nigger become a single father?
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>>724808276
Easily the worst 3 day trip I've ever been on. Including the time I got rotavirus en route to Cancun.
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>>724808231
/b/ros are just havin' a laugh about the absurdity of dating negros. Don't take it so personally bull prepper...
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>>724808445
No, he becomes a child support check, and she a welfare queen.
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>>724808527
kek
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>>724808445
No, becomes HIV positive.
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>>724807046
>impact to top of skull
>swelling squeezes brain
>convulsions
I wonder what it would feel like to have your dick inside her while she spasms
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>>724804692
At least it's not a nigger.
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>>724804874
Agreed. But I also wouldn't tolerate my child dating someone to exoticise them. Like the kardashians only date blacks because they think black dick is sexy.

It has to be that they like this person for completely different reasons other than their race. If they like them because they are black, fuck that disgusting nonsense.
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>>724804692
Ask if I can try her out first, mmmmm love dark meat
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>>724808691
You seem like a fine gentleman.

Care to find out and return with a greentext for us?
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>>724804692
she's not the average, trashy, uneducated shaquitah, so i'm totally happy for him if he's happy with her.
she's also gorgeous, so the boy gets a high five.
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>>724804692
"Oh, nice to meet you, both of you. I had no idea I had a son, so meeting you and your girlfriend is a pleasure."
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>>724806402
Do you get that race and culture are different things?
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>>724804874
>she was raised by her white grandparents
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>>724808807
the kardashians date niggers because they are sandpeople trash
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>>724804692
Oh thaks God¡ I thought you were gay
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>>724809048
They also walk single file to conceal their numbers.
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>>724808876
sure are a lot of homos in this thread...
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>>724808832
>dated a girl with epilepsy, wanted to have sex during seizure
>trying all sorts of shit to get it to trigger, nothing works shes on meds
>installed flashing lights into ceiling
>set em off one time by "accident" while fucking
>she had a seizure, was disappointing
>thought it was going to be like a barrel roll around my dick, instead it was just weird
tfw she stopped and just looked at me
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>>724804692
I would be okay with it IF she:

A) Has no children already, indicating that she's not looking to rope a white guy into adopting the niglets (a common game among black women and white women that get knocked up by black guys).

and
B) Does not intend to marry or have children with my son. I really don't want mixed grandchildren. Negroes have an average IQ of 80 and hybrids are only a bit smarter.

But either way, I'd probably show no open disaproval. Anyone who's lived in the least realizes parental disapproval of who you're dating only makes him/her like that person more.

Naive people don't realize this and wonder why parents allow their kids to date reprehensible pieces of shit. Because the truth of the matter is disapproval would only encourage their children that much more. It's best to let teens/20s kids figure out those people are pieces of shit on their own...
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>hey dad
Haha nice try, we all know you cant get a girl that wants your son
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>>724804692
With a black girl, Guess not getting on 4chan much makes you less hateful and sociable. Have fun marinating in this pool of piss and shit you sad neets.
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>>724808018
I've met more racist black people than racist white people. But I live in NYC, so we don't have a lot of racist white people.

Old woman shouted at me on the street in Washington heights, unprovoked, that she hated white people. She even followed me for a block.
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>>724809031
absolutely, although they are heavily correlated
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>>724809216
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>>724804692
Laugh at him for being a nigger lover.

Too bad my son already knows better than to fuck an AIDS spreader.
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>>724804692
congratulate him on getting one over on those nigs that post their "admit you can't satisfy your woman" threads.
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>>724809406
Try English grammar next time, you dumb cuck.
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>>724806510
Lulz
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>>724804938
/thread
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>>724809457
I live in New Orleans. There are whole sections of the city whites shouldn't go. When she said her parents lived in Treme, i should have bailed.
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>>724804692
i'd let her meet my meat.
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>>724804692
do a test ride before I let my son at it
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>>724809943
i do too, thank god i moved to uptown no niggers up here
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Damn, currently i'm 18 and have a black girlfriend and my parents are very racist especially my dad, he gets pissed whenever the thought of me having a black girlfriend crosses his mind. He's told me he wouldn't accept her and he's said he's scared i'll marry her but thats crazy she's a junior in HS and i'm a senior. he probably thinks that because mexicans usually get married very young and start popping out babies, after saying that he goes on a tangent and talks about how every black person is filthy and how theyre all piece of shit drug addicts, coming from his experience ever since he's been in this country. But those are the inner city blacks she's civilized although she did grow up in the inner city for most of her life she barely moved out to the suburbs not too long ago. Ive started to believe the stuff he says, some say its racist and others say its truth maybe that why racist people arent understood because they see the truth in many people of a specific race. but anyway what should i do? should i break up with her after i graduate HS? should i wait until she goes off to college because her parents are forcing her to go out of state so she'll definitely be gone by then.
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>>724804692
CW the Flash
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>>724809943
You mean HBO lied when they made it look all cool and musical, and all the black people were smart and pleasant? Who would have thought the media would lie about blacks being dumb, violent, white hating animals?
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>>724810039
Nice, I'm looking in Kenner for a real house. I know is not new orleans, but I'm pretty sick of hearing sirens every hour of the night. Mid- City
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>>724810223
kek
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>>724810137
You're starting down a bad path anon. Fucking wise up.
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>>724810403
What do you believe is best for this situation?
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>>724810137
STICK WITH HER YOUR DAD IS GONNA DIE ANYWAY!
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>>724804692
be proud that my son is helping to water down the mud race and make them white
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>>724810544
Don't date blacks. You're lucky she hasn't gotten knocked up to extort money from you or had her brothers rob your house.
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>>724810619
it doesn't work like that. you just end up with low-IQ brown kids.
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>>724804692

I love ebony butts, those girls are really hot. Too bad im living in poland where we almost have no niggers.
I would love to racemix with cute black gf/wife but unfortunately it aint gonna happen.
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>>724810544
Don't date niggers. It's that easy. You've already disgraced yourself. Now atone for it by getting an STD test and then reject your race traitor ways.
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>>724810544
don't listen to that cunt
if she isnt a ghetto hood rat, then she is fine. also your dad is a dumbass who actually believes the amount of melanin means anything these days
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>>724810823
Oh fuck off you sheltered little cuck. You somehow think le current year makes niggers not nig? Fucking kill yourself.
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>>724810823
Go live with niggers. I'm sure they'll all be impressed with how tolerant you are.
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>>724810823
>isn't a ghetto hood rat

A non ghetto nigger is like a unicorn. They don't exist.
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>>724805027
Yeah, it's not 1950 anymore. Cute gf, son.
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>>724811186
you obv didn't read what i said
if she aint a hood rat she is fine. there are niggers and there are black people
same as there are fucking hicks and there are white people
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spray a bunch of febreze to get the nigger stank out
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>>724811243
my gf is a unicorn then
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>>724811297
No, there's no difference you fucktard. All blacks are niggers. And so are you. You're pathetic.
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>>724811340
Nah, she just hasn't found her nigger trigger yet.
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>>724811297
>>724811287
>>724810823
Found the nigger faggot
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>>724804692
use condom son
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>>724804692
"Why are you still calling me dad?"
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wouldn't mind him fucking hot nigger girls in university, but don't even think about impregnating them
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>>724811438
raised by white people, no nigger trigger
when i say unicorn i fucking mean unicorn
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>>724810787
that then have an influence to date whites and so on and so on till they have been purified
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>>724804692
is this from the farmersonly website?
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>>724811732
>this anon can't in2 genetics
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>>724811488

I am responsible for >>724811287. My late wife was black. I am white. My two sons are responsible for their own happiness. I would respect whoever they align with. I've been called worse.
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damn imagine containing a nigger in a stable environment ever since childhood and release them at adulthood and see how well they can do in society
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>>724804692
nice for his kids, getting some more varied pool gene will lessen their risks of genetic diseases
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>>724811707
wow you're a special kind of stupid. being raised by whites doesn't change her genetically lower intelligence and proclivity for violence.
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>>724811707
They all have a nigger trigger. It's in their DNA. Some social or political topic will spark it, and once that fire starts, it burns forever.
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>>724811937
Dating a black girl, can't/won't have kids, i have thalassemia, the mediterranian anemia, our kids would be fucked
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>>724811937
>I've been called worse.

And deservedly so.
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>>724804692
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>>724811029
>>724811186
>>724811419
>>724811488
>>724811438
>>724811243
>>724812041
>>724812024

Either you're all fucking faux edgy twats, or you live in Alabama/Mississippi.
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>>724812307
literally all fucking samefagging
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>>724804692
I would only fuck a black girl if she was really hot. Like a supermodel hot. The rest literally look like monkeys. And it helps that I am half black
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>>724812588
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>>724812588
>>724812307
says samefag

just kill yourself you nigger loving faggot

funny how proud you are of being brainwashed into acting like a cuck
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>>724812307
That or we've seen niggers and know that there is no civilised, rational, human nigger on the planet. You're just butthurt because your boonette gf is a ghetto banana peeling cunt.
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>>724804692
If it was my son, I would be like wow not bad... good for you boy she's one of those rare one in a million QT black girls

However if I had a daughter and it was reversed with Tyrone I would be mad, real mad pic related mad
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>>724812821
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>>724812307
>durrr unless you date dumb niggers like me you must from the south
>because generalizing all white people is fine, but not blacks

This is about the level of low intelligence and buttblast I'd expect from someone who could only attract a sheboon...
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Why is my son older than me
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>>724812961
Thanks for proving that you're the nigger loving retard at least...
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>>724813095
because he's your wife's son..
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>>724804692
Give him the ultimate high five
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>>724813202
thanks for not abandoning when you were proved wrong kek
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>>724813414
I'm not wrong. You're clearly a massive cuck.
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>>724813539
you said i was samefagging shit, i proved i wasn't. therefore you are wrong
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>>724813202
Im responsible for>>724810137
i'm just reading you guys bickering now
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>>724813079
I agree that most blacks are ignorant niggers and even if you ignore the ignorant ones, most are repulsive ape looking welfare queen bitches.

But to argue that ALL blacks are ignorant, ghetto niggers with genetically low IQ isn't just a false stereotype (although stereotypes exist for a reason) it's a close-minded one. I respect beauty in all of its colors.

>>724813202
Thanks for proving your special ed status by not reading the fucking post numbers and realizing that I, the "nigger loving retard" am >>724812307 . Just admit that you're so stupid that you don't know what stupid is.
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>>724813202
You're a fucking idiot just kill yourself, some dumbass southern redneck hilbly retard with the same IQ as any other nigger... and no not same fag
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>>724804692
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>>724804692
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completely support their relationship because hes my son
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>>724813798
Face and body is fine, but those saggy nigger tits got to go.
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thread about to die run
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>>724804692
"Good achievement, boy".
(When alone: "Get a prenup though, if she stays").

>>724804874
THAT.
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