>its 2017 Why don't you have a girlfriend, anon?

i'm not gay

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married

too much effort
not enough money
unattractive

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Well I like money more than women, what can I say I'm a dick

Because I'm FUGLY

>>724803429
They always outrun me.

>>724803429
the risk of having a complete idiot on my side is too much.
also too much effort

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>tfw to intelligent to get into a relationship

>>724803856
>Not sure if b7 or not

>>724803732
Smart man.

Money can't buy you love.

But it can buy 3 escorts who will say they love you all at the same time.

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I've had a few before, some longer than others. Longest was 5 years.

Depression sank in too deep, when women hit on me I convince myself I'm mistaking their intentions and nobody would actually be interested.

>>724803429
because im a strong independent black woman who dont need no man

Because women are fucking retarded

>>724803732
This, but im not a dick

>>724803429
Bitches can't handle my shit
They get really excited when they see my dick

>>724803429
I do and she isn't a bitch either, pretty cool right?

>>724803429
but i do

>inb4 "your hand doesn't count hurr durr"

im shy.

>>724803856
this classic excuse, try fitting into humanity more, it's possible

>>724804114
my dick pays rent, and my dick pays quick.

>>724803429
Broke up 3 weeks ago
10 months not my longest relationship. She was almost perfect in every way. Always put me in front of herself. But she was jealous as fuck and i greet almost every girl with a grin and a hug because thats the person i am. Eventually her negativity just made me go through my day more carefull and unhappy hen i realised it was time to stop.

>>724804482
So I got a little story that will rattle your tits.

I got married and realized escorts were cheaper and better in bed

>>724804489
Oh and she was dark skinned and hot as fuck i can post body for dubs because i stopped caring (will not post face)

>>724804591
Waiting..

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>>724803994
Why stop at three? Keep going until to can't go no more. Be the drill that'll pierce the heavens.

>>724804669
Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road?
Because it was disabled.
Reply to this post or your mom will survive another night.

Depressed ugly virgin, in daily institutional program for depression, trump supporter, fat, 4chan user, gamer, white nationalist.

im a girl and im not lesbian

>>724803429
Because I haven't put in any effort to find one yet, or meet any people as a matter of fact

>>724803429
My penis is 3 inches erect and I'm terrified to show it to ladies

>>724803429
You're very proud you have a gf for the first time in your life ehh?

>>724803429
Why should I? Waste of attention and resources.

>>724803429
With the way things have been going I find it very difficult to want to risk my dick, my health, my home, my money, my car, my PC, my self-worth, my hobbies, my friends, my family, my sanity, my freedom, my privacy, my pension, my job, my peace, my clothes, my dog, my cat, my dignity and the risk of having children shortly followed by having those children taken away and being forced to pay for them for twenty years and knowing she treats them like crap lies about me to them and spends all the money buying herself shoes. I'd rather just watch porn and go to bed.

>>724803856
you mean "too" rather than "to"
idiot

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>>724804036
This hit too close to home

>>724805973
to inteligent to care bout spelin

>Ugly
>No personality
>NEET

I'm a bisexual furry

there are female equivalents to everyone

I have tried, but I only seem to find the ones that only can live in the moment and are incapable of planning anything beyond 5 minutes into the future. the normal women are too independent to have any interest in me so they seem to go for broke ass niggers instead. plus im ugly and deformed as fuck and not very good at socializing.

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Have the stupid "Grass is greener in the other side" and can't commit to one girl, it eats me up, I'm afraid I won't end up with anyone.

>>724803429
Have a girlfriend but girl in pic is so pretty, so is she from the nordic countries? if not what country makes this pretty girls?

>>724803429
Why does 4chan make having a gf out to be something that's even remotely important?

Waste of time

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I work a lot, but i'm still poor.
Also study.
sports
friends
vidya
Having a gf is pretty much about doing stuff you don't want to do in exchange for pussy.
I don't have time for stuff i don't want to do.
After a few shorter and an 1 year relationship, i think i can safely say i'm happier alone.
At least for now...

>>724803429
Because I was dumped recently...

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Because I love my boyfriend too much

>>724803429
Because I'm an antisocial creep.

>>724803429
Because my wife doesn't approve.

>>724803429
Because men are better

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>>724803429
Because all women are thots

>>724807473
> gay anon or cumdumpster

Tits, feminine penis, or gtfo

cause we all fggts

>>724803429
Because I dumped that cheating whore.

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Because I can only love girls that don't exist

>>724803429
My wife keeps bitching at me everytime I try to get one

fat autist

>>724803429
Because I'm a faggot

>>724803429
Because I don't know how to talk to people properly.

>>724803429
too autistic and incapable of having relationship with anyone. i don't even have normal friends. only communication in my life when i'm shopping or with postman etc.

>>724810235
Hi

>>724805973
nice try

Its not worth it.

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>Im too quiet
>I'm bad at speaking
>I'm awkward
>I'm a nice guy

I wouldn't even date me, I used to be narcissistic but I grew out of it because I watched myself grow, all my kinks & fetishes, the porn I watch, the things I do & talk about with my online friends. I honestly look very well shaped with clothes on, pretty thin, but then im the one that takes a shower with myself to see /chubb & I begin to just sit down & think about what im gonna change, I have been doing this for years, I've never done anything. Lazy cunt.

i'm working on it right now.

i made a tinder last night to fuck around and actually matched with someone who seems cool. what should i say to break the ice /b/?

my waifu does not approve fapping to 3d girls

>>724803429
i can never love again. once was enough

I'm autistic piece of shit

Shy fag

Have no social life except smoking weed with a group of junkies

Small dick

I like to be alone like a top notch edgy fag

I'm ugly

Will die in 3 years so I don't even care that much

For some reason 95% of them looks meh to me

Urgh. I guess that's it

>>724804616
Well please contrib

>>724811889
If you'll be dead in three years, go have that peen sucked by a prostitute. Allow yourself at least that.

>>724804954
You know the law of the land...

>>724803429
post more of her

>>724803429
'cause i don't want to.

>>724806682
You should accept the fact that you may be alone for a while and enjoy your freedom.

>>724803429
Don't look too bad, but socially awkward.

I sit at home all day jerking off, playing vidya, watching tv/movies and shitposting.

>>724803429
Because I'm too lazy to get one, and I don't want to have to change my lifestyle for someone.

>>724803429

The only woman I have ever loved is unattainable as a mate. She is lesbian, a mom, and married. It has been killing me for the last two weeks.

>>724804616
roll

>>724812768

im 20 btw

>>724811889

post a pic of yourself. you may just need some fucking confidence. Go join a gym dude the shit will blow over. Why are you trying to kill yourself asshole?

fat

>>724803429
I'm military and I don't like being cucked

>>724804036
are you me

>>724812768
>A lesbian, mother, and married, oh my!

>>724813304
Yeah. Hits too close to home, huh? Especially the thought of your woman getting plowed by some big dick nigger while you are deployed.

>>724803429

i have a wife and its fucking terrible

who is she?

>>724813669
Actually, the only women I date are ones that would cheat on me with men that have big dicks.
So, they'd all be fucking white guys.
Nice try though.

>>724803429
Because most people my age are lefty cucks and i would rather not mingle with them

>>724811889
true words

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I used to be a shy loner, played video games all the time. Liked a few girls but most turned me donw quite badly or i just couldnt take the hint. When i think back i was quite selfish...didnt want to do any chores or help others if it was inconvinient.

At one time when i was lonely and pressure in school was mounting i decided that these feeling werent doing anyoe any good and decided to bury them. Ever since then i havent felt loney or despair at all.... to this day i dont know if im still blocking these thoughts subcounciously or have given up on certain things. Whatever the reason iv become helpful and i feel good about myself now so doesnt really matter, all i feel is that the if the time comes, it will flow naturally anyhow so i dont go desperately looking for it eighter.

I was bullied for all of my childhood and it's resulted in myself becoming Reek from Game of Thrones

Also heroin addict

And I find sex repulsive

>>724804036
relatable.

>>724804616
Was her name Linda?

>>724814493

wtf i love you anon

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Is that Cracky Chan?

>>724803429
too lazy to go outside
wasting life on 4chan hiddenlol and League Of Legends
broke

>>724803429

WHO IS SHE?!?!!?!?!!

>>724814679
No, forehead -and general eye and up area- are too different.

>>724805567
You have feminism to thank for that. When your grandad got a woman she would suck his dick, clean the house, cook the meals, raise the kids, and so on while grandad earned the dough; everything was perfect. In a few decades there are going to be a lot of single men and women along with a lot of damaged goods bastard children

I never meet any of them because I rarely are in the presence of one.

I haven't laid my eyes on a female in weeks.

>>724813669
That actually happened to me.

My friends told me about it, so I asked them to go into my house and turn on the web cam for me and then turn off the screen.

Watched her fuck three different niggers in one day and none of them knew about the others. The last it sounded like she had just met him at a gas station.

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I'm perfectly happy thanks.

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In female parlance, the word commitment has come to mean "up until I'm no longer 100% satisfied with my partner".

It isn't that we are afraid of commitment, it's that 2nd wave feminism has made western women commitment incompatible.

>>724816169
I'm sure this has actually happened to some poor bastard. If it happened to me, I'd kill both her and her lover.

>>724803656
Princess Bride?
God I loved that movie as a kid

Because I'm not searching one, just waiting for it to happen

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>>724803429
social anxiety

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>because i'm not allowed to date my preferred age range