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rate my toy also, general penis rate bread

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rate my toy
also, general penis rate bread
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>>724787250
Full shot?
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>>724787312
had to screenshot it, filesize exceeded
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>>724787250
10/10 for the toy. I just got a fleshlight the thing is great. What kinda lube you use?
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>>724787438
Had to.. screenshot to.. resize.. Owmyhead.
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>>724787548
good investment anon
i use water based lube, i think silicon based will kill it
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>>724787751
It's a pain in the ass on Android
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>>724787751
for compression anon, have no app for that
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>>724787250
Toy is ok. Better works for me if i remove hard plastic and just play with soft inside. Plastic is too tight for me.
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>>724787978
nice size anon, guess you're bigger than me, kinda like the tightness if i go deep
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Related to OPs issue.
do they make bigger fleshlights?
The actual sleeves rip after a few uses, yes i use lube its an issue of the material being stretched past what it was designed for i think, and i can't actually use it with the plastic tube attached. Fun as hell while it lasts but its too expensive for how short it lasts.
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>>724787250
With a dick like that who needs a toy go get some bitchaz my niggah
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>>724787250
how does the flashlight work with thin cocks? is there even some friction?
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>>724787250
why not just your hand/10
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>>724788274
i will relate: my girls dont want to have sex as often as i do.
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>>724787250
>2017
>fleshlight
>not an onahole

0/10
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>>724788444
I usually just jack off in close proximity and within sight and one usually joins in despite their previous "i'm not in the mood" statement earlier.
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>>724787978
keep posting more dick pic op we want to see the whole package (dick and balls)
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Rate me
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>>724788665
Onaholes, the good ones, are sold in japan and made for the japanese standard size which is between 4-5 inches and with noticeably less girth. Fleshlights are made using the american standard of 5.5" and run a little wider in the girth.
I can't fit most onaholes and the ones i do fit break faster than the fleshlights do.
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>>724787250
what type of sleeve is that OP?
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>>724789005
yea, nah, the onaholes i use are 7" or so, plenty of room

stop trying to justify mainstream shit like a fleshlight
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>>724788930
7/10 would suck
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>>724789258
Yeah. Thats based AROUND the jap standard. The extra inches are for size differences.
Ex: the fleshlight runs around 12" max. Because america has a larger than average spread of sizes despite te national average being 5.5".
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>>724788930
WARNING
WARNING
NIGGER DETECTED
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>>724787250
Fleshlight/10... Had one once and enjoyed it, especially if you loosen the back cap until you're balls deep then tighten it... It made a lovely sucking sound as you fucked it.

Cock looks pretty nice too... Need to see the head to properly rate
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I've been thinking about getting a Fleshlight for quite some time now. Is it worth the cost?
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>>724787250
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>>724792334
Meant for:
>>724791709
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>>724791943
Depends.
Get the right sleeve and it feels fucking amazing and you can buy others with different textures if you ever get bored ontop of adjusting the suction factor.

Downsides are it does require thorough cleaning by hand but its just water and light scrubbing then letting it dry(3 minutes max than 20 or so turned inside out to dry) when you're done with it, it tends to be a little colder than room temp and they, as well as i, recommend you warm it up(hot water in a bowl or something and a little time to soak OR buy the purpose made heater if you got the dosh and want it to stay dry), plus lube(astroglides the best and it cheap) which you'll have to buy separate and maybe add a little water to.

Weigh those pros against the cons.

It was easy enough for me cause i already buy lube and have a water boiler thing for tea and coffee on my counter so no real time/money wasted just for it and the chicks i live with give 2 shits about questionable objects being left out to dry so no issues there either.
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>>724787250
Should have gone with the "forbidden" version instead of the base model.
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>>724787312
>flashlight marketing thread

Can get a dick rate and one of those new Quickshot™ toys for free?
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just ordered panties, thoughts on my small dick and ass?
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>>724795010
You should shave, your legs & butt would look really nice :3
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>>724795010
5/10 the gross kind of hairy
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>>724794596
>small enough he has to push his fatcap down while laying
6/12 inches m8e. Not good enough for a freebie.
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>>724795130
ordered some hair removal cream with the panties, gonna do exactly that
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>>724795486
Just use an epilator. Doesn't fuck your skin up with longterm use or removing to early.
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>>724787250
Black fleshlight = white genocide fapping
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>>724795302
>7.5"x5.5" bp

KYS shrimp dick
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>>724795710
thats actually what I got, some "magic shaving powder"
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>>724787978
19... 30 cm, kek
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>>724795972
Measure without your previously stated cheating advantage.
And don't go "but my gross fat hides it when i'm standing! Waaah!".
>>724795996
Thats not an epilator. An epilator is Pic Related and mechanically pulls out your hair like a good waxing would leaving shit smooth. Dehairing creams actually harm your skin with their chemicals and you'll be much more prone towards bad looking skin and acne/acne scars in that area if you use them.
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>>724796520
oh snap youre right, I ordered a de-epilator, well I heard a lot of great reviews of this stuff, apparently doesnt leave burns or anything, but I might go for that if it ends up not working well
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>>724790939
7.5

>>724794596
6

>>724795010
6.5

>>724796376
7.5
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>>724787250
>rate my toy
nice one
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>>724796647
You're thinking of Depilator* which is another term for an Epilator.

>magic shaving powder
You're probably thinking of carsons. Thats just to prevent stubble bumps and razor burn when shaving. Its not a hair removal product.

If its NOT carsons you're thinking of Reds which is a hair removal powder you rub that coats the area in a sheen of cream which reacts chemically. This, as stated above, is bad for your skin in the long run. Sure it'll work like a dream but repeated use damages the skin simply because you're applying a caustic chemical reaction to it routinely regardless of the purpose.
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>>724797115
thanks for the info, this is the stuff I bought. I dont plan on using it super regularly, mainly when I want to dress up and be smooth

https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B0048ZIFA0/ref=ox_sc_act_title_1?ie=UTF8&smid=A2452Z05OPCWLX&th=1
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>>724797115
>>724797203
it is carsons, and it is a hair removal product. From the amazon page "A depilatory formulated especially for black men to help fight razor bumps. Provides a fragrant, razorless shave"
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>>724797203
Yup. Thats Carsons, or rather an offbrand that's literally the same thing, anyone just make sure you wash thoroughly, moisturize, and lotion the fuck out of the area immediately following then. That shit will dry your skin out like a motherfucker cause it stays in the pours and keeps working like salt preserving a mummy. Thats what cause the acne as well.
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Nice dick
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Rrrrrrr8
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>>724797450
Anyway* fuck you autocorrect.
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>>724797450
well I am gonna give it a shot, thanks for the info, will be sure to rinse and moisturize afterwards
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>>724797714
Use a brush or a harsh loofa if you got them. You want literally none of that to stay on your anything for any time afterwards.
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>>724797804
I'll do exactly that, thanks for being helpful anon, hopefully youll see some smooth pics of my ass and itll help you nut ;)
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>>724787250
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>>724799644
nice tat bro xD
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>>724799915
It's embarrassing but it's a long story and I'm glad I have it.

Gets me laid more than you'd think it would and I'm always wearing green for st Patrick's day
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what do you guys think?
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>>724800171
Looks like a lebanese Cedar tree. i have one on my ankle.
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