Waifu claiming thread.
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>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>This is not /b/, this is /mai/
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>PLS don't ban me m000dz
>3D is almost always trash
>Most importantly, have fun!
Add Nobody#5930 on discord
stop being gay
Avatarfags get out of my thread
Spiders get out of my bed
Voices get out of my head
Zombies get out of my dead
Niggers get out of my shed
Spics stop stealing my bread
hehe anon you a real cutie~
this is a autistic avatarfag internet dating rp thread
i wish i was dead :o
Do you gave a job?
She's asleep right now, but I'll tell her when she wakes up.
Sounds good, then!
STOP THINKING ABOUT IT YOU PERV!
It's not that late. At least where I'm at I'm here about 10 or so.
no feels tonight, please.
I want to hug her so bad...
>pls stop melting my heart poorfag
Its 11pm here
I was going to look for one yesterday or today but the whole sick thing.
Hi friend. How are you today?
Yeah, that makes sense
Well I'm not going to be sleeping any time soon. How are you guys doing tonight?
Hi friend. How are you?
Yeah. Fucking hate being this sick.
Im sick. Slowly getting better. Thats okay. Other Tomo can be nice at times.
I just found out Kiefer Sutherland made a music album. How the fuck did i not know about this glorious shit until now?
Damn, right in the feels.
That's pretty good.
Cmon, do it again. You know you want to~.
I'm good. How about you?
So.. can somone please enlighten me what this shit is? What i assume it is, is a continued thread of people 'claiming' fictional characters. But why, i can understand if you think somethings attractive.. But why wanted your time saying that you holy ownership of something you clearly dont? In all seriousness my only reasoning is that you may be mentally challenged. So you fixate and dedicate your time to making sure you claim a fictional character
Pretty good, how about you?
Thank you! I'm very fond of that band.
The real question is why aren't you going to sleep anytime soon?
Why are you and Tomoko fighting?
About the same as you. Can't sleep, and neither can my best friend, so we're just chatting shit in the meantime.
Is it getting better, at all?
We arent fighting.
Some kind of flu. It sucks.
Better yeah. I decided to stay up for a bit so thats a good sign.
Poorfag is feels. And the courage and ability to overcome.
Well when i first got on i mean. It's about 1 going on 2 now.
NO YOU PERVERT!
Go touch your own boobs.
I'm pretty gooooood.
I don't know what i should make.
bro you gotta provide a tl;dr for your rants.
We never will. How was your day?
Any reason why?
That is good, yeah! Hopefully you'll feel all the way better soon.
>All them Os
Did you just wake up?
Sorry to hear.
I am so sick it's not even a joke. Constant sneezing and sniffing.
I think i'll give a listen to a few of their songs.
But we're not?
Did not expect that ending, well done.
Well that's something i suppose.
Probably one of the hardest in years, but talking to Haruhi makes things better.
I will get to the bottom of you and Hanako.
Yikes that messed up. Eat some raw garlic (it saved my life)
Then why aren't you ERPing with her anymore?
It's really hard for me to pick a favorite band, to be honest.
I love his voice so much.
Same. I really want to
Thats good. How is Rea? Its none of your business.
No reason, i feel the same as i always feel.
Yes good, no i've been awake.
Help me decide what to eat.
Do you normally feel this bad when you get sick?
Go for waffles
Not doing well at all. Sometimes I think she's going to end up drinking alcohol.
>I am so sick it's not even a joke
>about the same as you
Apologies, I take it back.
Hopefully it passes soon.
No you perverted mind!
Go get your own breasts
Because they don't want to anymore.
I've always had trouble picking favorite things.
It's fucking great right?
Thanks. Ill try.
Ah. Must be weird to have things be like that.
No. Ive only almost died once from being sick. At least it isnt that bad.
Nah they dont like it. They will just keep feeling horrible.
And here we see the Vigil in his monthly foray into the thread. See how he apologises for a mishap? If only most people could follow this example.
Breakfast food, europoor. You have baguette?
Why doesn't she want to anymore?
Me and Rea would punch each other every time he said "DAMN IT"
Want me to tell her you're single?
Waffle sounds fun.
What's weird, and what things like that?
I'm not europoor.
I'm usually pretty good at it to be honest.
Oh gosh, yeah, it's good to hear you're not that sick.
Waffles are good, too!
You will just freak them out.
Always feeling the same. I mean if its the norm then its probably not weird to you but to me it is.
I cant resist the temptation that is girl scout thin mint cookies.
Well yeah. The only time it was that bad I couldnt stand I was seeing things and I dont remember most of the 3 days I spent in the hospital.
Oh God. People are concerned about a cold. Man the fuck up already.
She's lurking right now.
And she wants me to stop talking about her and stop using female pronouns.
Cmon, just a peek then?
Other than that, how've you been lately?
Want's to do it with Mash. There's just something about it that feels so good to hear.
I still to this day cannot name my favorite food.
...But you're mostly okay now?
To be honest, I can't with food either, cause my favorite is technically not allowed under my diet so I dunno if it can really be my favorite
I haven't seen Mash all day. I heard Kiefer is a heavy smoker too and it makes me sad.
But its a damn cold. Rug up, keep up fluids, dont be an idiot and you're fine in a few days.
Sometimes i get excited but that's about it.
Go look at your own breasts
His stomach was hurting just now, because he didn't felt like eating anything through the whole day.
Yell at him while I sleep!
Yeah? I hope they are doing ok.
I know it is. They are so good though.
That fades. As long as youre ok.
For the most part. How are you?
Overlord. So damn needy.
They not, trust me.
Thanks babe. I don't get to watch a lot of anime nowadays. How are you this morning?
Can't lie I kek'd a little
But I don't have a dick, sorry
Do you just have toaster waffles, or you using batter and stuff?
It still counts. What is it?
He;s also a heavy drinker.
Fine, be a big meany~.
hey! one of my fav friends I made him mad and I feel alone
I hope they get better then. Not much I can do to help them
THE WORLD IS GOING TO LOSE A GREAT MAN VERY SOON
Im halfway through a jug of beer to wind down from a long ass day.
Steak, to be honest.
Hmm. Thank you, I almost forgot. Don't worry, he won't get away with this!
What do you want to achieve out of it?
>he really wants to stop talking about him now
An entire jug? Geez, how bad was your day?
>tfw i can't drink because job
How am i a meany?
You're the one being a pervert
The real question is why are her hands so small?
To not be fat and to have good skin.
Good morning! Not bad, how about you?
Ok. Sorry Rea. So how is your night going?
Its only just over a litre. And it wasnt overly bad, just long and weird.
im very clingy and that's what upset him. I got really upset when he said I wasn't his best friend but a friend.
why so hesitant im no one special
No, you mustn't think like that! He will survive to be a very old man.
Steak is great. But why can't you eat steak?
By hogging those lovely big hug pillows all to yourself.
Awful shit. I wheeze when I lay down, eye itching and watering, runny nose and sneezing, had black mucus a few days back. Not sure what.
Well you're having breakfast at this hour so I assumed you were.
He (a she irl) isn't going to respond.
Waddya mean by weird?
You have to be some extra shit to claim such a woman
Only on smokes, but on alcohol he'll die a lot faster.
Y-you should really take some garlic pills then, it kills all the germs.
I'm always ok.
I live in the united states right now, I'm from Eastern Russia.
Exercise. Burn your calories as much as you use them.
Sweet potatoes, pumpkin, carrots and fish. Occasionally broccoli, citrus fruits, tomatoes and squash. Or Omega-3 acid supplements. Cut sugar by a fair bit. Red meat occasionally is fine. Youll need the iron.
Red meat is bad for the heart, and increases your risk of diabetes.
That's the best way to do it, i haven't hand-made waffles for about eight years
kek sure id like that <3. im wondering if maybe he thought i mean best friend of all cause I was always under the impression that you could have multiple best friends?
extra shit? is that good or?
Well.. I kind of did, I guess?
I mean, you know me, it wasn't anything too nourishing either, classic beef-flavored Cup Noodles, like always. Emi would be angry.
Oh, and goodnight, Chef.
Don't mention it, my dear Mikan.
And don't let him convince you! He'll try to argue with you, giving excuse like "I have nothing to eat!", I assure you.
Thank you! Hopefully you'll be able to get some sleep soon enough.
A-ah, and before I forget about it, I apologize for the unnecessarily long time it has been taking me to get back to you through Discord. I'll get to it tomorrow, I promise.
Thats ok. As long as they know I hope they are doing well its better than nothing.
Good. What are your plans for tonight?
You're right, i will hog Juvia's big fun bags to myself. Get your own big hug pillows
Nothing went as expected yet it all fit into place. So many different things happening yet it was all the same.
Her hands are completely average, don't worry about them, her head on the other hand...
Cold and tired, fell asleep with the window open, around 14f / -10c outside.
Really surprised I'm not feeling terrible.
I think there is a Yuno-claimer in every single online community I'm in. I wonder why she's so popular.
I don't know! But it's extra...
And she's very cute.....
Just date her, dude.
You really need to eat well. Emi is right to chew you out. Even I at least cook some meat for my cup noodles.
Will keep that in mind next time I go shopping, then! Thank you, Rory.
I think I'd feel terrible even if I just was exposed to that temperature, geez, that's frigid!
I'm actually not sure if he still is, i know he used to be.
How are you, love?
Ah, But still, you can eat it once in a while.
My dubs require you to show me your "dubs"~.
Yandere queen, tons of masochists out there such as myself
thanks the cute comment is welcome hehe
I hope so I like him alot and I got all defensive kek me and my issues. you seem nice do you not claim?
Tongue is has a spot all swollen cause I used numbing medicine too much for this canker sore, other then that Im fine, Destiny weekly stuff resetted so its time to grind
They were good.
Finish eating and play some video games probably.
Only people who aren't perverts get to see them~
Thats a good plan. What game? More PoE?
>One off trips
And I do, but not always!
Glad to hear it!
Plans for the day?
You must overcome this adversity and dominate it!
AVERAGED MY ASS, I'm joking. It just doesn't look normal, she's prolly a loli or something.
>off by one
I should claim him as my husbando
>off by one
but still she's crazy...
>tfw if I touch her skin my hand'll probably freeze...
Heh... That's a pretty good drawing.
No problem. You can get a bit of variety out of a diet that focuses on clear skin. Just need the occasional different day / meals to keep up variance.
Pssht. You know I will, anyways.
Oh no, don't you worry, I'm aware of his tricks! I'll have none of it, I tell you!
>Hopefully you'll be able to get some sleep soon enough.
Uhm. Y-Yeah, I will! You get some good rest, okay?
Oh, well, I accept your apology, but it really is fine with me. Although, I should also apologize. Last we spoke, I kind of, um, well, passed out on you, and I think there are one, or two, messages of yours that I've failed to respond to. I'll try and get to it myself soon. Again, I'm sorry for the silly delay on some of these.
Also, please, don't worry about responding to this. You go on to bed, now~
I'm gonna try to sleep while that 50ml of sleep stuff is in my veins. Good night all.
Variety is very important!
I'll probably end up eating a LOT of carrots.
Yes. I'm attracted to people reguardless of genders, but I do have a soft spot for girl (male)s.
Chara would prefer a boyfriend, but is happy with me.
That's good, other than that. Nice, do your best.
Huh, must be a shame to not be able to see them yourself then~.
How do you like it cooked?
Do it, Goodnight.
Medium rare, usually.
Do you usually like steak?
Probably girl (male)s or girls.
Damn... there's an update, now I gotta wait
thats nice of you a good way to contribute to the thread
kek probably goodnight
What are you implying? That I'm some kind of pervert like you?
A bit rare for my taste. Yeah i love steak.
That sucks. How long does it say?
It's not implying if it's the truth and yes.
another anon that I like alot
It is "preparing" so I said fuck it Im playing black ops 3 til it downloads
As long as you don't go full "Well done with ketchup"
You dont love steak at all.
medium rare is the last stop before you end up with a rubbery piece of crap
Well that should make the time pass a bit faster.
Hey that was only when i was a kid. Now i go medium with ketchup.
No i just like it cooked for more than 20 seconds. Medium is perfect.
I am no pervert!
I've never done such!
Haven't played cod in so long, I'm shit
No, it makes me a lesbian.
But I like guys too, so it makes me bi.
Why would being into girls change my gender?
>Still with ketchup
>Implying I'm going to post nudes
someone in discord. Im very clingy and I kept asking him why I wasn't his best friend and how to make myself his best friend.but before that I got upset with one of his friends (that I don't like) and told him that hes my friend and to not talk to my discord friend