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Guess what: I'm a woman I've been using 4chan for

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Guess what: I'm a woman

I've been using 4chan for 8 years now. I'm an MIS and Marketing major, top of my class. I have an IQ of 146. I'm only a sophomore and have had 7 internships. I'm a member of the MENSA society. I voted for Trump. I'm not a feminist, however, I'm probably more intelligent than most of you in this thread.

Wether you like it or not, females are comperable. I'm not here to steal your money. I'll probably make more than you. I'm not going to make you a sandwhich, I'll have my personal chef do it. The ironic thing is my father married for looks and I'm actually attractive as well. Cocky? Yes. Ashamed? No.

I won't show you my tits, I'll be your CEO one day
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>>724756044
tits or shave armpits and gtfo
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>>724756044
Picture is Rachael Bloom nice try
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>>724756044

When college students say "I'll probably make more than you" Always makes me lol
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>>724756044
>woman
mein got
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>>724756245
How about a job application at my firm instead?
Those toilets aren't going to scrub themselves, silly little boy.
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>>724756044
Alright OP, I'll fuck you, but you have to shave your pits first.
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Gr8 b8 m8
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>>724756044
Who are you arguing with here though?

You'll be hard pressed to find someone here (that isn't trolling or 14) that doesn't believe that women are comparable to men.

You're the antithesis of 3rd wave feminist women, you're not just putting your hand out and accepting diversity quotas, you worked.

Good on you, I wish there were more women like you, but seriously, who are you arguing with?
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>>724756044
You need to shave your fucking pits
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OP is probably a dude who can't afford surgery to become a Transmutant
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>>724756555
Chekt
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>>724756435
>How about a job application at my firm instead?
Uh..okay
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>>724756555
Trips dont lie
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>>724756044
How does it feel that I don't need college to be smart or to be happy?

>Poor but stable, and probably happier than you.
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>>724756044
How does it feel to be an anecdote?
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>>724756044
>Tl;dr
blah blah woman blah blah blah bullshit blah blah gurgle gargle
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6666 means you need to kys
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>>724756606
damn I miss these rage comics
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k
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vile crescent, know your place and blow to me
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>>724756044
You're going to die alone and afraid.
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>>724756044
> I have an IQ of 146.
if you had, you'd know to show tits.
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this proves once and for all that IQ is not a relevant measure of intelligence.
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>>724756600
Are you stuttering in text? Nevermind, I shouldn't bother hiring stupid little boys. But keep your chin up champ, there's a toilet-scrubbing job for you out there somewhere.
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>>724756808
F...fuck you b---itch
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Girl in pic is an actress
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>>724756044

>Be genius amazing woman (apparently)
>Be part of MENSA
>Spells comparable wrong

GG
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someone with an iq of 146 wouldn't be fucking retarded enough to make a thread like this
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>>724756890
nigger
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>>724756044
this is rachel bloom http://seriouslyomg.com/?p=63304 kek
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>>724756044
Go tell your personal chef to make me a sandwich while you blow me.
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>>724756808
How do you feel knowing that you squandered the best yours of your life pursuing a career and having meaningless sex, so now you will never know love or have a family?
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>>724756942
Someone who was smart wouldn't be fucking retarded enough to reply.
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I pity women, they have only wanton lust and greed in their heart. Your comment is purely a poor placed bait that withers with the coming waves. Q
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>>724756044
You should have started with, 'hi, I'm Johnette, and I hate every single one of you.'
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>>724756979
I don't know, you're the one projecting your insecurities to an anonymous stranger on the internet, you tell me.
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>>724756972
>http://seriouslyomg.com/?p=63304
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>>724756044
>I'm a woman
>MIS and Marketing major
>Sophomore and have had 7 internships

What ever helps you sleep at night, dude. Should have done STEM, or was that too hard for your squirrel brain to follow?

>IQ of 146
>voted for trump

Pick one

>probably more intelligent than more of you
>comperable
>comperable
>comperable

I don't think we're "comperable", OP.
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>>724756979
stfu and kys
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>>724756890
>>724756808
>>724756600
>>724756435
>>724756044
oh wait, I responded seriously to a femdom thread, my bad
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>>724756044
Shave bitch
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>>724756044
Quit trying so hard to be a man
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You look just like the "Crazy Ex Girlfriend"

Also: copypasta
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>>724757077
That phrase isn't an instant conversation stopper, because it makes no sense if you don't know who the person you're talking to is. I have a family.

Next time you see a happy couple with a baby, ask yourself if it was worth it.
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Lol, this is a copypasta.
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>>724756044
An illiterate CEO at that. Its comparable by the way. Also nice copy pasta.
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>>724757415
Retiring at 60 with a fuckton of money and luxuries to take care of myself? Totally.
How would you like to scrub toilets in the evening at my firm? Mr. Big family man's gotta put food on the table, after all!
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>>724756547
>>724756606
>>724756699
Cancer
Gb2reddit.
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>>724756377
They are referring to foam lattes I think
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>>724756044
No you won't I would never work for a tranny whore begging for attention on 4chan
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>Tits or GTFO

How has this not been said yet?
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>>724756525
This.

OP your shit holds women back by irritating men.
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> I'm probably more intelligent than most of you in this thread.
> Wether
wat
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Marketing? Way to go asshole. Sell more women pink tampons, yoghurt, and pens.
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>>724757398
It is.
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>>724756044
>Guess what: I'm a woman
TITS OR GTFO faggot
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If u were intelligent,

you woulndt be so stupid.

Case closed.
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Nice, i wish you luck with that, you should really get off 4chan if you plan to be (my) CEO.
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Do you want a medal? Do you want us to reassure your success? Good on you for being successful but no one cares. You're already a degenerate like all of us for even being here.
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>>724756435
Sure
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Woah, women can be successful. Who would have known. Plus that picture is of Rachel Bloom. She's 29 years old.
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>>724756044
So strong yet... You have to prove to us you're cool by getting on 4chan. Knowing well that you're one of very few to match a man's wits.
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>>724756044
... and you are an expert in gorilla warfare. Or hairy like one. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
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>>724756044
What a fail attempt at pasta.

My iq is higher than your fictional character's. Also, when your character says she's probably smarter than the rest of us, she starts a string of misspellings, of which, she SHOULD be ashamed.

Look at that, my grammars better than yours, as well. Perhaps you should proofread before posting.
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You know the drill fuck hole. Show tits, or get the fuck off my board. Your IQ isn't a free pass. If you have tits you must show them or be trolled out. Those are your choices.
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>>724756044
> I'm not a feminist, however, I'm probably more
> intelligent than most of you in this thread.

So smart, yet not smart enough to follow the rules.

We don't care if you're from Mensa: It's tits, or GTFO.

By the way, the way you structured your sentence you are saying that all feminists are smart, but you're smart despite not being one. Usually you girls make a point of saying feminists are stupid.
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>>724758125
How's this for a choice: I have an open position at my firm scrubbing toilets. Think you can handle that, little man?
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>>724756044
Show us your hairy pussy
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>>724756044
>I'll be your CEO one day
>I've been using 4chan for 8 years now

These two things just do not go together. Also tits or gtfo. Drawing attention to your gender was your choice, now as per custom, this means that since you want us to treat you special because of your gender, it must mean you want to show off your body.
If this is not the case, it simply means you're acting like a self-entitled little cunt that's gone her whole life on daddy's money and always feels like she has something to prove.

>And lurk more you fucking candyass roody poo newfag
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>>724756044
Who told you you're a woman?
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>>724756044
You would never find a man getting on a women built website aimed for women users and bragging about how men are superior.
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>>724756044
>this shit tier bait

lurk moar, faggots
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>>724756624
Fuckin this. I rather be happy than proving I'm worth something to a bunch of people who don't give a shit. and this is b, you're pretty much shitting in enema pass when you come here with pride.
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>>724756044
As if you could be the CEO of someone who is going to kill themselves when they save up enough to cover the funeral costs
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Good b8
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>>724756044
>I'm probably more intelligent than most of you
>Wether you like it or not
>Wether
Stopped reading there. Don't claim to be smarter than a large group of people and then immediately used the wrong spelling.

I believe you meant whether, you dumb broad.
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>>724758211
Only if you suck my cock as I'm doing it. A good ole blumpkin. I make more a quarter than you can dream of love boat. I'll be the guy your on your knees begging money from when your CEO. I promise.
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>>724757608
You really have a thing for "scrubbing toilets"... is that your fetish or something?
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>>724756044
because that's totally not a picture of Rachel Bloom lol
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All the religions of the world teach that a man is above a woman in the natural and holy order of things.....Science teaches us that a man is not only stronger and the single driving factor for the creation of civilization, but also comes out the victor in 90% of direct competitions he would engage with a woman.....Treating women as equals is out of kindness and generosity of 'gentlemen' societies (there are many other societies around the globe who would disagree to do that)......Knowing all that and still seeing women gloating and sneering about having obtained a high position and working the system, exploiting the kindness, to get unfair advantages over men (divorce law).....One comes to learn, that women's core nature is to be unfaithful and disloyal.....and a real man must always act with this truth in the back of his mind
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Nice bait, but that's a picture you ripped from somewhere else, you haven't timestamped with tits therefore there's no credibility to you being a woman - As well as that; IQ means fuck-all, I tested for 149 and I'm still just some faggot who browses here occasionally.

Also you sound like some pretentious asshole who can't spell for shit.

Nice try though, work on your legitimacy next time.
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> I voted for trump
Instantly, I know you're lying about your intelligence.
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>>724756044
Cool, you are a woman, that is great!.

I've been on 4chan for about 13 year on and off. MIS and Marketing major, on top of being top of your class is pretty dope.
Iq of 148, well idk exact iq scoring but that seems good so good job on you!
Dont know whatt mensa is and if you voted trump good job(?) dont know what that means. (prob bait but not sure.) rest of the the second paragraph(if it even is) is kinda irrelevant to me.

third paragraph: seems mostly like a cocky way to say "im as good as the rest if not better" which could be good if you like confidence or if you look at it to be shitposting.

titts would be nice but i have the internet to porno. and if u b my CEO congratz i would prob flirt but not too much so i dont come off as a prick.

good on you if legit, but if bait its kinda meh.
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>>724756044
Riddled with insecurity anyway? Apparently so.
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>>724756044
IQ 146. Does not understand the rules
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>>724756044
Stopped reading at "I'm a woman."
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Whether*
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>>724756044
>Guess what: I'm a woman
Shit happens.

>I'm an MIS and Marketing major, top of my class. I have an IQ of 146.
Sounds like a waste of potential to me. You should have studied engineering, physics, medicine or sth. like that.
The marketing can be done by the 110ers.

>however, I'm probably more intelligent than most of you in this thread.
With an IQ of 146 not "probably", but "definitly" more intelligent than most.

>Wether you like it or not, females are comperable.
Everysthing is comparable to everything. I could compare an apple to a donkey, if I wanted.
And, actually, we do that all the time, otherwise be wouldn't know the differences between apples and donkeys.

>I'm not here to steal your money.
As an aspiring businesswoman, that's precisely what you study for, methinks! :D

>I'll be your CEO one day
Probably not, 'cause I'm not a wage slave.
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>>724756044
And yet, for all of that you still felt you needed to prove yourself to us? Righto then, carry on. All I ask is that you try not to get your daddy issues all over any one silly enough to throw a fuck into you.
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>>724756044

If you're nice, Christian, smart (like you say you are) without being condescending about it, taller than me (would be a plus), just let me know. ;)
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>>724758099
-IQ needs to be capitalized.
-Your second sentence is a run-on with way too many commas.
-Grammar's needs the apostrophe since you're abbreviating.
-Stop overusing commas. It doesn't make you look sophisticated.
-Perhaps YOU should proofread before posting.
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>>724756044
>if bait
Kill yourself
>if real
Kill yourself
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>>724756928

Kek
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>>724756044
You remind me of a young Michael Jackson
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Voted for Trump and smarter than me?
Oxymoron.
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>>724761458
Well, he is smarter than you. Stupid libtard
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>>724756808
>champ
Spoken like a true cock slurping faggot. Get your weak fucking bait out of here.
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>>724756044
>only 146
that'll be the I.Q of my chef
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>>724758605
to get a job you should probably graduate elementary. And no you aren't special because your an edgelord
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You ugly bitch. I see a sad old woman you will be with a black sole and a dry cooter. Plus you will probably get a sex change.
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>>724756044
You're not Johns girlfriend by any chance are you?
That would be so cash!
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Women don't exist you cucks
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>>724756044

Stale
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>>724756044
I'm sure there's plenty of sub Saharan Africans that have genius IQs too. Guess that proves all of them are "comperable."

Basically, kill yourself. Sage.
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intelligent/voted for trump
you can only choose one
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