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We all have dark secrets. Share yours anon.

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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We all have dark secrets.

Share yours anon.
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jdf go away
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Nice try NSA
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The little people inside my head are trying to crawl out through my eyes.

They grab everything I look at and drag it into my brains.
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>>724746552
my cars mom tried to fonger me in the back of a van
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I shit in the shower.
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I eat dog vomit.

Only the dry dog food
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nice bait.
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>>724746552
boy howdy your eyes are redder than the devil's dick
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I enjoy watching The Vampire Diaries...
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sometimes I pee in the toilet, at night. In the bathroom.
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I spend way to much money on weed
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>>724747441
WATCH THIS, i can tip toe while you take a piss, spy on you while your little boy shits
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I put a keylogger on a coworkers computer, got her workstation pw, used it to get into her iCloud (good guess), and sold her nudes to somebody for $300
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>>724746552
I sucked my neighbors' cat's dick while looking after it during their vacation.
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I fuck hookers
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>>724746552

I am the second coming but noone will ever know I saved their asses, AGAIN.
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In my early twenties, I fucked my married step sister for a little over a year.
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im a retarded nigger
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>>724748637
Was it barbed?
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>>724749082
how did that happen?
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>>724749512
Nah, he was fixed so no barbs.
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I fantasize about kidnapping my crush and doing a murder suicide every day. I'm too much of a pussy to actually do it but I think about doing it literally all the time.
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>>724746552
i molested my cousin
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Me and my cousin used to have gay sex when I was in junior high
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I'm straight as shit but I like to go in booths with Gloryholes
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>>724750146
We've all been there
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>>724746552
Im a closet Racist Imperalist pretending to be a Commie :l i hate my self
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>>724750470
what was it like the first time? how are the bj s?
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>>724749718
Honestly, I hung out at their place pretty often. On day, her and I were watching the first Men in Black and goofing off. Somehow we ended up wrestling around, then out of nowhere, we started making out. That led to us banging one out.

At the time, I actually felt awful about it immediately after and I told her that we shouldn't do it again. That entire day and night, it was all I thought about. She was a server at the time, so the next night, I went by her work to apologize for being awkward afterward.

We fucked in her car on her break that, which in turn led to a little over a year long relationship of us nsa fucking every chance we got.
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>>724746552
I Lurk on /b
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>>724750470
Where? I have never seen a glory hole anywhere, ever.
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>>724746552
looks like my eye after I got into a fight back in December. half my eye was solid red with blood for over a month afterwards
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>>724750650
is she hot? how was the sex?
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>>724746552
I voted for Clinton
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>>724750483
well she was also 7 at the time
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>>724750889
Fucking disgusting, off yourself.
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my best friend try to make me a blowjob when i have the VR glasses
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>>724750590
It was great getting sucked but regrets afterwards cause I'm not gay
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I had a long relationship with a 15 year old for 5 years. It actually went really great. I took care of her when nobody else cared to. Bought her everything from clothes to school supplies to walmart cards for food. We built her a gaming rig and gamed a lot, read books, wrote in a journal we mailed.

Never had sex because we only met once. I saw her as something special and not a plaything. More like a little sister. Although when she turned 18 she was a vixen.

Broke my heart on the way out. I was 25 at the time.
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>>724746552
I once stole a booster pack of Pokemon cards from the store.
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Well

My cousin and I fucked around a few times growing up. One day her and her sister came over my house and we hung out in my room. While there we ended up messing around again under the bed covers...while her sister was in the room
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>>724750764
Hawaii in Waikiki
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>>724750943
Point still stands.
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>>724746552
I had sex with my cousin when we were 14, now I can't talk with her, anyway I don't wanna see her again
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I actually like the Rebecca Black - Friday song
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>>724750483
>We've all been there
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>>724751100
Thats incest.
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>>724746552
I thought OP was a nipple
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>>724751100
How was it? Same here
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>>724746552
My cousin loves me. and no I didnt fuck her... Shes like 4
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>>724751067
yeah, i figure its more common than people care to admit
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>>724750962
did u cum?
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I sucked a 30+ year old man from Craigslist's dick when I was fifteen.

I fingered my cousin while she was "asleep" around sixth or seventh grade.
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>>724750789
The sex was amazing at the time. I don't know that I would call her hot, but definitely average at the very least. We kept a pretty good friendship for years afterward.

She was the first girl I ever came in. I remember her asking me to, and initially I was terrified, until she said something along the lines of a woman knows her body.

After that, we almost had a schedule of when I could cum in her. She got off on it. The sex was good, but what made it the best was, she was a bit of an exhibitionist and like to play dangerously when it came to time.
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>>724747693
Deriverys free but not with me always charge a dollar fifty
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>>724751414
>I sucked a 30+ year old man from Craigslist's dick
gay
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>>724751533
Yeah it was pretty gay
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>>724751125
get out of here, normie
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My cousin and I used to fuck on a regular basis from ages 13 until 22
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>>724751604
faggot
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>>724751629
Not a normie just not a cousin molester.
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>>724749757

that's not how that works
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I don't have any
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>>724751637
hot tell me your sexiest stories. and post pics of her.
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>>724751672
you missed out man
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I wrote nigger with shit on the wall during my freshman year and dropped out soon after
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>>724751365
Yes, I resisted but the adrenaline got the best of me
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>>724746552

I figured out the secret to not have to click 12 fucking squares in the new fucking captcha
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I'm not actually gay
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>>724751649
Yeah I agree with you.
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>>724746552
Beat a low-life robber to death tonight after tracking them down
>dumped body in forest
I never plan to wonder if someone is looking for him

I also won the lottery two years ago but never told my wife
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>>724751764
Wtf is wrong with you?
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>>724751936
>:(
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>>724750967
I had a similar story
When I was 16 I took in an emo girl from school. We slept in the same bed, kissed, never had sex; I never tried cause I knew from when I was a kid her grandpa was a high profile pedophile case and she was one of his victims. I took care of her every need which was mostly drugs, cigarettes, and liquor which wasn't much different than mine

One night she fucked one of my friends in my living room. She said she was just testing the waters to see if she could sleep with me. I told her to go fuck her grandpa again. We haven't spoken since.

A few weeks later, late one night my brother came home an said she was spending the night with another friend of mine

I called and told his girlfriend. We spied together then fucked each other cause me & we were friends an always wanted too. However her boyfriend never actually had sex with her- he raped her because what she did to me and kicked her out in the midnight

I don't associate with anyone from my teens cause they're all dramatic emos
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>>724751234
Well implying that was my first time I think it was nice. I remember very well how she touched my cock, the handjob made me cum and later I fucked her like 5 minutes. This happened in our grandparents house.
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for some reason i have this wierd thoughts about beat me little brother to death and strangulate my mother
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>>724748296

it was your teaching assistant last time, faggot.

>don't believe a fucking word
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>>724746552
I was responsible for the spread of rumors of a red ninja hidden in Mortal Kombat 1, including the detail that one had to beat Reptile 10 times on the same cabinet before he could appear.
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>>724749082

step or half?
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>>724751977
it was part of how i learned about sex. aint nothing wrong with that
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>>724751853
Do share with the rest of the class.
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>>724749757

kek

stupid faggot
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>>724752022
>I told her to go fuck her grandpa again.
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>>724750036

do the easy part.

>an hero faggot
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>>724752125
you got really bitter when you stopped making threads anon
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i catfished a girl for 4 years half my age. started talking when she was a sophomore in highschool. Things got really serious after a couple of years. Finally told her the truth. Turns out she didnt care. Now we live together and plan on getting married. e had to make up some bullshit story about how we met to her family.
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>>724751908
ok
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>>724752237
Keyword "Molested" that's what's wrong. Plus she's your cousin and was 7. You know what nevermind you're insane there's no way of changing your opinion on this shit because you're too fucked in the head like I was.
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>>724751748
>>724751637
Well idk about sexiest but one story I still think about is one day when she was home alone with cousin and younger sister I rode my bike there. I couldn't drive at the time I don't think. We were downstairs while the other two upstairs. She starts walking away I grab her waist and she comes back without resistance. I lower her pants and she whispers they're upstairs. I said I didn't care. She grabs my cock any slides my pants down. I put her on all fours in her kitchen and start to quietly fuck her doggy and towards the end fuck her ass and pull out. We go upstairs and pretend nothing happened
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>>724750650

step sister, so no shared DNA. you're practically not even related.

>not even wincest
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>>724752150
u savge
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I french kissed my 7-year-old cousin when I was 14. I have more if you want it.
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>>724750470
What do you do once you're in a booth
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>>724750962
>getting sucked but regrets afterwards cause I'm not gay

still not gay
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>>724752479
eh, pretty usual for shit like that to happen between kids really
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>>724752565
She could remember that for a long time dude. I mean if I french kissed my cousin I know I'd be embarrassed as fuck.
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>>724751769
I actually did this y'all just gonna gloss over this? Ight.
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>>724752565
want
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>>724750764

you haven't tried to find one. porn bookstores with movie booths is where you find them faggot.
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>>724750146
I sort of did the same. I fondled and licked my cousins ass once when she was asleep. We were both about 13/14, and looking back I cringe HARD because I know there is no way she wasn't awake during that. Always worried she'll bring it up one day.
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>>724747693
>>724751473

You want a piece of my General Tso?
I’m gonna give it to you now
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>>724752658
No, no it isn't stop making up excuses. What you did was not good and not a normal thing. I know zero people who molested their little cousin. None. I highly suggest you seek help.
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>>724752565
How'd that go down? Boy or girl?
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>>724752186
Step. My father married her mother.
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>>724750483

No bullshit
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>>724752779
yeah.. family gatherings are super awkward... not sure if she remembers or not, but i try not to interact with her
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i once had sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation
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>>724752489
Will take questions or comments or requests if there's interest
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>>724752938
k
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>>724752530
I never claimed it was, but this is a secrets thread, and that's not exactly something you go around announcing to everyone.
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>>724751124

TMI
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>>724752779
I did the same, but it wasn't 100% unwarranted. She had gotten me to play this game "ghost" where she would lay flat in our pool and I had to try to touch her without "waking her". I grabbed her boobs and pussy under her clothes but she'd always stop if I tried to look. A few weeks after this started I tried to pull down her pants and put my peepee in her face. It almost got brought up once but she brushed it off. I was 10 when this happened.
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>>724753043
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>>724752594
Put money in machine and jerk off. It doesn't take long before someone on the other side wants to suck you off and you just stick your dick through the hole
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>>>724752740
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>>724752403

Other way around. I stopped making threads because I got bitter.
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>>724753087
I did that in her sleep but she was definitely up
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>>724753122
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When I was a child, like 7-8 yo, my friends n I suck each other dicks at school
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I killed myself
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>>724753299
Nice.
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one time I ate a cookie when I wasn't supposed to
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>>724753285
That's so gay
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>>724753200
it took a while but you finally fit in
welcome to \b\ anon
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>>724753185
nobody give a motherfuck you incandescent poopsmoker
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>>724752779
>I know there is no way she wasn't awake during that.

you are correct sir
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I have daily thoughts of killing myself and the only thing stopping me is not having a way of doing it without someone having to find me.
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>>724746552
i throw sex parties pretty much every week.
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>>724752779
i did too, she totally woke up while i was trying to snap a pic with her pants pulled down and i had to play it off. she didn't say anything in the morning so i think i got away with it... but i also wasnt able to grab a decent pic
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>>724753087
yeah makes more since in your cause I guess. That's actually kind of funny though.

>>724752908
How does she act around you anon? Is there some sort of obvious disdain she has for you or are you just paranoid? Im actually really close with my cousin so either she forgot about it or she forgave me, but it just lingers in my mind. How old is she now?
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>>724752863
Girl. She tasted good. I felt good. But it did feel weird and uncomfortable,

Moar?
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>>724753446
Oh jesus that's my worst fear, them waking up during it. How did you manage to play that off? I'd probably freeze up.
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>>724753409
XD
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>>724753483
I also saw her tiddie once when we were all on Omegle together
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>>724753552
Did you just lean in or what?
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Funny thing is, this actually is government contractors intercepting traffic and IP logging. Little do they know, this page is made up of entirely fiction, it even says so. Go eat a dick feds.
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>>724753483
she mostly ignores me as much as i ignore her, but i mean we are 7 years apart and its not like we were ever close or anything, so that's probably normal? its not like she does anything obvious to make me know she doesn't like me, but she also does nothing to suggest she does

shes 18 or 19 now
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>>724753268
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>>724753771
Wait you told them to eat a dick, is that a work of fiction or is that legit?
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I don't know what I'm doing with my life, I have no goals other than to not be homeless.
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I have more kids with my girlfriend/mistress than I do with my wife.
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>>724752267
>>724751853

here's the deal

1) you solve the first captcha perfectly

2) but fucking captcha wants you to solve more

3) the 2nd one is one of those pictures of a single thing wiht "click all squares with a (what-the-fuck-ever in it)

4) click just one square

5) 80% of the time it works

>inb4 it didn't work; you didn't do it right and sometimes it doesn't. keep trying. profit.

>also it doesn't work if the 2nd captcha is the kind with differnet pictures in each box. only works when it's a single picture spilt into boxes
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>>724753789
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>>724753562
i told her she was having a bad dream and i heard her from my room. told her to go back to sleep. she was almost certainly never awake enough to be aware of what was happening
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>>724753930
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>>724753887
or you know, use the old captcha
that works too
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>>724753994
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>>724753837
Fiction, of course
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I try to keep up a facade that I'm not a low functioning degenerate
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>>724753887
the first one is to check if you are a bot

the rest are to feed the machine learning

google has been tricking people into solving problems for them for years
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>>724754080
>class

exactly
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>>724754181
Shit no
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>>724754181
this image infuriates me
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>>724754033
>>724753994
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>>724753937
That's pretty smart. My heart would have been fucking racing after that. So she just forgot about it the next day? Gonna try again some time?

>>724753775
That's understandable then, you're probably in the clear honestly anon. She might remember, but if she hasn't brought it up now you're fine. But I do understand your paranoia.
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Slept with the boyfriend of my then girlfriends best friend.

Lied to my dad asking for help with rent once but really i just needed monies to buy good quality mdma
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>>724754080
This is very very trie. Remember the original? That data was stored. You were analyzing for them
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>>724754333
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>>724754333
Holy shit its the rock!
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>>724754357
my heart was racing from the beginning, never stopped

if i get a chance again of course i will try again, but i doubt i will get a chance. also doesn't help that i live with someone who can get into my phone now, so keeping pics would be risky
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ASIANS CAN ACTUALLY READ MINDS!!!!!!!!!!!!
they can hear, and see what your visually thinking
this is the complete truth

The reason a lot of Asians have completely expressionless faces, segregate from everybody else-only associate with Asians and don’t associate with non Asians that much, and are very unfriendly in general is to avoid accidentally revealing that they can read minds. If all over a billion Asians where to show facial expressions all the time just as much as non Asians, integrate and associate with non Asians much more, and be much more friendly and talkative, then a lot of them might accidentally reveal that they can read minds by accidentally showing a facial expression or dirty look when someone thinks, or visually pictures something in their mind they don’t like, find astonishing, or funny etc because those people might see that and and really wonder what that was that just happened there and see the connection, and they might accidentally say something similar to what the person was just thinking and going to say. If they all associated with non Asians a lot more then there would be a lot more people around for them to accidentally show facial expressions when those people think things they don’t like etc, so they segregate and only associate with Asians so there won’t be anyone around for them to see that and have any accidents happen in the first place.

Try thinking, best yet visually picturing in your mind something absolutely crazy as you possibly can when you are around Asians, and try looking for Asians who give people particular looks, especially dirty looks for what appears to be for completely no reason, that is them giving people looks when they hear and visually see someone thinking something they don’t like, find astonishing, or funny etc.

I know this may sound crazy, impossible and unbelievable, BUT IT ISN’T CRAZY WHEN ITS TRUE

You have to spread the message!!!!!
The world has to know about this!!!!!
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As a kid I used to sleep on the second floor of my house. One night I was too scared to go downstairs and use the bathroom, so I pissed in the closet by my parents room.

I was never caught.
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>>724754748
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>>724754732
> also doesn't help that i live with someone who can get into my phone now

there's ways around that, but keeping shit on your phone is risky. use encrypted file storage on a computer instead.
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>>724754748
>ASIANS CAN ACTUALLY READ MINDS
nah
I've known some asian girls who definitely would not have wanted to hang around me if they knew what was going through my head
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>>724753426
are you male or female and what is the ratio
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>>724754357
gonna keep being paranoid. i mean i straight up forcibly molested her, can imagine that could be hard to forget
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>>724754790
lol
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I went on my brothers facebook and saw him messaging our cousin who we just met the past year (big family/ they live in a different country). He was trying to fuck her. I havent told him i found out and i havent told anyone. Its been a year since i found out and ive felt too awkward to tell anyone.
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>>724746552
I feel alone
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>>724746552
I'm dating my nieces best and childhood friend
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>>724754851
phone is encrypted. the problem is a social one, "why did you change the password on your phone again? what are you trying to hide"

though yes, i would move them to my computer. the problem is i get antsy from time to time a wipe everything (even the encrypted stuff) anyways ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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>>724746552
Anyone take sexual enhancement pills and jerk off? http://extendmypenis.com
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>>724755109
I wish I could relate. But I am alone most of the time. But I like being alone. I'm not a people person. Loneliness doesn't affect me or make me sad at all. I hope you meet new people anon.
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>>724746552

I went to a gas station once got the toilet key and didn't buy anything, THEN SHIT
ALL OVER THE WALL AND SEAT PROJECTILE SHITTING FROM SPICY PIZZA
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>>724746552
i actually came across a dead body when I was walking to my dads house, I never told him because my dad had just had a heart attack a few weeks before and I didn't want to flare anything up again. I lived in texas, and I was walking past one of those huge dumpsters you see out back of food places and I had just finished drinking a coffee so I went to go chuck it up there, but it landed on the side that wasnt open because I'm bad at sports. i reached up there and looked inside the open part and there was a dude with his hands tied with black tape and he was just gazing at the sky with his mouth open.
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>>724755349
It ended up being cartel related, the guy was an illegal and he stole from whichever one of those mafias brought him up there.
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>>724754732
Damn, that sucks. Tell your girlfriend you deserve your privacy!

But for real, good luck if you ever get another chance. btw, how long ago was it and how old were you/her?
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>>724755157
"why did you change the password on your phone again"
yeah you don't do full phone encryption if you're hiding it from an SO, you need to do file/container level. easier on a computer where it can be one little exe and a 4gb container named '2016_football_highlights.mkv'

>the problem is i get antsy from time to time a wipe everything (even the encrypted stuff) anyways
then not much point wasting time on it really I guess
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>>724755349
were there flies and shit?
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>>724754914

they hung around you *because* they knew what was going through your head
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>>724755478
Yeah, but I couldn't tell if they were on him or the rotten food he was surrounded in. One of the worst smells I've ever taken in.
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>>724755555
holy shit quints
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>>724755555
CHECKED
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>>724755532
no honestly, they'd probably have called the police
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had a bi curious moment when I was 13/14. friend and I showed each other our boners. Fiddled with our boners a bit (not each others). That is about it.

Oh and when I was younger than that I got my sister to suck me because my dad showed me porn too young, so I didn't realise the whole brother sister thing was a theme.. not literal.

Not to worry, I unfucked my brain pretty quickly.
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>>724755594
checking these quads
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>>724746552
Im starting to become an alcoholic...
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>>724755555
nice get
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>>724755671

welcome to the internet, fucking child
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>>724755453
it was... 12ish years ago, i was ~14, she was ~7

>>724755455
it's still fun to do in the first place, that's why i haven't stopped doing dumb shit like that yet
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>>724746552
Im dating a girl now for three weeks and i still cant remeber her name. Im serious.
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>>724755671
No you were just a late bloomer.
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>>724755886

Somebody is mad because they missed out on trips. Eat my cock.
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>>724746552

I once got shitfaced with my younger cousin (she was 14 at the time) and when she passed out I sucked on her toes and licked her ass. Wasn't part of the plan but once she was out cold I thought, "Ah, what the hell"
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I'm twisted...the past made my damaged...now I stand with my scars
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>>724746552
I take walks during the night, and if i see someone alone i really want to beat the fuck outta them
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>>724756504
I feel you man. I was insane as fuck. Possibly still am. My scars won't go away. Tell me your story.
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>>724746552
I jerk off in public a LOT.
>Proud to say I've never been caught
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zg9z1fnn94w
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>>724756795
betafag detected.
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Me and my wife have been married for 6 years and we're both into the swinging/hot wifing life style secretly. A few months ago a co-worker of hers found out about our life style and asked to join. We weren't interested in letting him join but some how he was able to obtain very obsence personal photos of us and use it against us. Not wanting any drama we reluctantly agreed. So over the course of several months we've been doing threesomes with him and occasionally with his girlfriend when he brings her. We sort of accepted him into our secret life style but recently things are starting to get out of hand. He's been visiting my wife alone behind my back a lot these past few weeks. I don't really have a problem sharing her but having her alone with him worries me about her safety. My wife tells me he's also been seeing her at work a lot as well. He comes into her office and pressures her into giving him a hand job or blow job at work which really makes her nervous considering it could cost her her job if someone catches them. In addition, he's been more demanding of us as well in making us do things we aren't normally comfortable with such as public sex, bdsm, pissing and a few other things. We're fine to continue with him we just worry he's getting ahead of himself here.
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>>724756620
are you black
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>>724756878

You could always kill him and dissolve his body in hydrofluoric acid
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>>724756897
No
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>>724756897
Yes
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>>724756795
What places? public bathrooms?
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>>724755976
ah, pretty long time ago then. not sure how you'd get a pic of her sleeping now unfortunately.
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>>724757044
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>>724757149
ffs nobody cares why the fuck did you ask kys? Are you fucking gay??
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>I have a facesitting femdom fetish
>I take and sell xanax and adderall
>My bestfriends girl fucked me after i gave her 2 bars
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>>724757185
not sure id want one of her now
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>>724756878
What type of 'life-threatening personal photos' are we talking about here? If he just has pictures of you guys swinging, I wouldn't say thats incriminating at all. Sure it'd be awkward if he sent it to your family but thats about it. I say fuck him anon. Tell him to hit the curb.
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>>724757225
>the state of wanting to know or learn about something or someone
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>>724756897
That's a stupid question. Of course they aren't black. If they were, they'd act on the impulse without a second thought. The fact that anon only thinks about it proves they aren't a negroid.
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>>724746552
when i was living with my girlfriend and her family, i put a camera in the bathroom to film her sister in the bathroom. results were better than i could have imagined. no i wont post it.
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>>724757309
You're gross dude. you want to know where someone cums. kys
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>>724757274
Oh, I thought when you said you'd do it again if you had the chance that it meant you'd try to get more of her.
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>>724752845
Nobody would ever tell you something like that cuz yer a judgmental piece of shit
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>>724757444
well not of her, there are other cousins, and other girls
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>>724757044

that's exactly what I was going to say
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I fuck dogs
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>>724755647
No. They were into whatever it was in a very dark and sexual way.
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>>724746552
Had a girlfriend senior year of high school. She was cool and DTF, but it was her freshman sister I really wanted. Ended up hooking up with the sister behind her back all the time. I felt bad about it, until that sexy little bitch would sit on my face. Then I felt great about it.
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>>724757534

faggot
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>>724757508
Well it's the only logical course of action.
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>>724757534
Wendy is that you?
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I have really dark thoughts out of nowhere, like "hey why don't I murder this person and stuff their body parts into bags and let them float off into the ocean," say while I'm sitting in calc. Also, I stomped on the head of a mouse that my cat was chasing when I was five.
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>>724757462
Of course Im judgemental dumbass. If I wasn't judgemental I wouldn't be human. Everyone is judgemental. What do you expect if you molested your cousin? Of course people are going to judge you on that. What do you expect me to think you're sane? Your ignorance and delusions disgusts me.
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I am a master of the elements and am conducting experiments into the void in an attempt to replicate the universal loop of oroborous.
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>>724755976
You were -14 years old? Wtf does this even mean
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im bitterly jealous of pretty much everyone else
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>>724757738
~ not -

means approximately
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>>724757641
Yes...
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I want my fiance to dominate to me in bed. Tie me up, be rough, and humiliate me. I don't know how to bring it up though.
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>>724757419
so what?
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>>724757968
Ita your fiance, just tell her you cuck
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>>724757968
"i want you to dominate me in bed. tie me up, be rough, humiliate me"

he will love that shit. if you're a guy, she will probably not know how to do that, so watch some videos together.
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>>724757534
Good for you.
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>>724757968
Just tell her. If you're close enough to marry this broad you should be able to freely express your sexual desires. It's not like you're asking her to eat your shit or fuck your dog.
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>>724757419
Someone is a bit insecure here
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>>724758020
>>724758106
Not the male in the relationship
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>>724758118
Fuck off, you're shit at psychoanalysis.
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>>724758197
Pffft still tell em dosent need to be a rocket scientist to ask your god damned fiance about it
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>>724758197
then this >>724758062

depends on the guy but pushing men into the the dom side of things isn't that hard usually. Sometimes they just don't know they like it, sometimes they just don't feel right suggesting it, same as you.
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>>724758197
then it's even easier! he'll eat that shit up probably. if he doesn't you can hit me up.
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>>724758197
So you're a queer faggot with a Dom daddy?
Wear a diaper to bed and tell him you at all the chips ahoy. I'd kick your ass too.
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>>724757044
Yes
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>>724758197
That makes it even easier for you. Just ask him for crying out loud. Guaranteed he'll say "Ok cool"
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>>724757983
thats gay
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I peeked over the partitions at a public shower and watched a girl shower. Shit was cash. I feel bad about it.
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>>724758250
Its kind of obvious
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>>724758463
Sometimes I think about buying a drone with an hd camera so I can spy like this. Also lurk around women's college dorms and spy in rooms with the drone.
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>>724758197
Nice a sub chick.
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I really want to seduce my aunt and fuck her and her husband's bed. She's a bit chubs, but her ass is just so big and juicy. I would love to have a go at her from behind and breed her.
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>>724746552

I raped my best friends Gram Gram
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>>724758513
It's obvious you don't know a thing a about me. You know I typed 15 words, good for you.
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>>724758442
so what?
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>>724758694
You totally are gay
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>>724753008
I have interest
Any stories would be great
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>>724754748
Asian here, can confirm

I've been running all my life because I was leaking secrets and were a traitor to my race. I hope they don't find me soon otherwi
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>>724758749
Wrong, again.
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>>724757698
Wait, I'm tracking your IP, arent you the guy who fucks dogs? How the fuck are you so high and mighty? Dogs cant give consent, kiddo. You're a full on rapist. A dog rapist. You sick fuck.
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>>724750342
Same but in elementary
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>>724758954
no, I'm the guy who fucks dogs. not sure who that other guy is.
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>>724748687
I've done hookers, but horses are more common. And cheaper, sort of.
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>>724746783
Interesting do they do anything else?
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Hacked facebook accounts to get nudes of persons I know and read their conversations and stole my friend's mom panties and a bitche's panties (who care she was a cheating bitch)

No remorses

Oh and as a kid I played with a dead pigeon as a soccer ball in a parking with friends, that one was fucked up
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>>724759123
Well I know you're you, but this guy actually posted pics of himself inside a husky awhile ago, and now he's here talking some moralistic trash
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>>724758952
Oh im wrong since you got blown by a dude and enjoyed it? Shure shure
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>>724746552
Me and my girlfriend are into public sex and we're normally careful about how we do it. Just a few months ago we were at a public park around 3:00AM having sex behind a relatively large bush. It was a pretty windy day so we couldn't hear the footsteps coming towards us. By the time we saw them it was to late. We were approached by three male teenagers who wanted a go. Out numbered and nervous that things could get out of hand real fast my girlfriend all gave them a blow job.
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>>724758954
>Wait, I'm tracking your IP,
How many times have I heard that? Also you're wrong as fuck dude. I don't like bestiality. Call me a normie all you like but it's not my fault I'm not mentally fucked like you.
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>>724759273
I've got those pictures you posted
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>>724759236
oh must have missed that thread. can't have been me, never fucked a husky.
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>>724759215
It was dead. Whales play with there dead food.
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when i was 800 trillion years old and young, i decided to have an orgy on the sun with its lifeforms
we did some horrible things to neuro-00x
blow to me
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Heres mine - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=agMkHrmAgzY
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>>724759391
Ok post em here then.
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>>724757534
I get tucked by male dogs since I was 14 I'm male
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>>724759458
No need, they've already been forwarded to the appropriate agencies. Animal abuse like that is a felony you know. Well, you probably already know that, actually. Pretty much as close to being a chomo as you can get without touching a child.
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>>724750889
same here
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>>724758608
Would be fun, but $800 for a nice drone, all sorts of ways to lose it, and all sorts of ways to get caught do not sound fun.
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>>724759545
Depends on what state id guess... or contry
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>>724759545
I think you got the wrong IP m8 because I havnt touched a dog at all.
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I helped my ex gf to get fucked by a dog
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>>724759631
Gettin' defensive are you? You fuckin piece of filth
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I am a dog
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I fantasize about murder and it scares me, I want to go talk to someone about it to get help but I'm scared it'll ruin my life if I admit to these thoughts
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>>724759682
XD
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I'm going to kill myself next week when my parents go on a cruise. I might post here and stream b4 I do it.
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I honestly believe in my heart that Stalin did nothing wrong, and probably saved the world from the nazis, and that the rest of the allies didnt do nearly as much to stop the axis
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>>724759847
Whats your plan?
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>>724759847
pls don't do it anon
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>>724759909
Actually, I forgot about the pacific, America really did beat the japs almost entirely by themselves
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Got my pee pee rubbed by a nigger girl when I was 4, she infiltrated the bahtroom where I was pissing (bathrooms were in the classroom) and started kissing my check and touching my dick.

Also when I was around 6 I went to my grand sister's bed naked and cuddled with her

When I was around 10 I was showing my balls to my sister and asking her why they were saggy

Then my other sister was born and we stopped doing fucked up shit
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>>724759988
My cheek* oops

also i think she was using her tongue
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>>724759847
vids or it doesn't happen.
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>>724757370
This.
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>>724759953
I don't know if we can stop him anon. But I agree I think he shouldn't do it. I want to share my happiness of life with him.
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>>724759981
well yeah. japan declared war on america, nazis on europe.

america was always going to beat japan, and stalin would have taken out germany with or without the US.
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>>724759847
don't let your parents find you, it'd be a pain if they find a rotting body in their house that's been decomposing for days
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>>724760159
actually, I'm pretty sure hitler declared war on America too
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>>724759941
I'm going to basically call the cops on myself so no family sees me and when they get here I'll go outside with my .38 and just shoot myself.

Nothin special, I've got a ton of txt files about why I did it n sheeit, my passwords, and a very basic will.
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>>724759847
Make it look like some kind of wacky accident so your parents won't feel guilty
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>>724759847
date and time?
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>>724760249
Good luck!
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>>724760159
If the reality is so easy to acknowledge, then why the American myth that they saved the world from the nazis? Why not admit that the russians did the job and be done with the shitty fake narrative?
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>>724760249
Come on, anon, please don't do it
Whatever you got going on you can get through it
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>>724751769
This is 4chan retard
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>>724760249
Pussy. A real man would throw himself into a pit of starving hyenas
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>>724751769
State?
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>>724760398
why would a country want less glory? every country makes their own military feats sound better than they were.

I'm an ausfag, our most celebrated military encounter was a terrible defeat but we talk about it like it was a huge victory.
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>>724751908
>yousurebud.png
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>>724752005
Faggot
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>>724760320
Haven't decided but probably the day before the get back as to not ruin their vacation.

>>724760090
No I definitely don't deserve your or any anybody else's empathy. I need to die.
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>>724760691
Can you at least suck me off before you kick the bucket?
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>>724760691
Why's that anon? Why do you think you need to die?
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Guys he has a plan, its over, just send him off
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>>724758197
I'm not sure if this is bait, but if it isn't, girls wanting to be dominated is like, a super common fetish. You shouldnt even feel ashamed or anxious, its super normal. Guarantee you he will love it too.
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>>724760740
seconded, might as well
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>>724746552
Alright, I have a lot of these.
1: I find the KKK anthem catchy.
2: When I was a kid I always thought about fucking Danny Phantom's girlfriend.
3: I still read the Captain Underpants books.
4: I like traps, as in the lewd kind.
5: I couldn't watch SpongeBob as a kid because I kept imitating the characters from the show in public.
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I blow my load on omegle like can chat sites for pre teen girls
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>>724760740
I'd suck or fuck anybody atm because I'm a virgin so ok.

>>724760794
There are many reasons but I don't want to say why I have to do it. I fucked up everything and I wish I could go back and know what happiness feels like again but I simply don't deserve that shit anymore.
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>>724746552
>>>724752594
>Put money in machine and jerk off. It doesn't take long before someone on the other side wants to suck you off and you just stick your dick through the hole

Ahhh!! A marvelous invention of mankind. Can't wait for these to be preserved for further research to what they were used for by generations upon generations of many great scientists!
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