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you have 10 seconds to be as much a a newfag as possible.

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you have 10 seconds to be as much a a newfag as possible.
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Wasn't pepe a 2012 meme?
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>>724744845
How do I put spoilers on my comments?
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I honestly don't see what you guys have against blacks and jews
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I can't wait for summer!
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You're such a newfag.
I've been on /B/ for almost a year
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>>724744845
*dabs*
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Did you guys here about the cash me outside grril getting hacked xD can't wait for wednesday xD!!!
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>how do I do the green text?
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>>724744845
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@No. 724744845
*green text* New fag *end greentext*
dude! I've been here since it was 1 chan, I'm an elderfag
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>>724744845
h3ll0 /B33/ i just came here from le reddit and wondering for your hottest me-mes you could post them
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Whats finger box
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hello
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Hey giz this dude was mean to me fuk wit him plz XDDDD [insert address/phone number here]
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@anonymous

Y R EVERYONE ANONYMOUS?
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>green text?
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<be me
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i thought /h/ stood for history
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candlejack is a fucking faggot, A FUCKING FAGGOT
F A G G OT
A
G
G
O
T
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I'm totally not a newfag
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shouldnt /b be ./r if random
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>>724744845
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harambe
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>>724745538
It's so OP knows what not to do
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how do i make an account?
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>>724745663
You won.
Also nice dubs
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>>724744845
<<<<<I will tell a story

<<<<<<<and use gteentext
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Hey guys I heard about you from a reddit post. How do I go about purchasing a gold account?
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How to make the text green?
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>>724744845
Why the fuck everyone is so fucking new in this thread, seriously, you need to be retarde to do what this guy is telling you
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Where do I make my account?
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I have a Nyan cat bumper sticker /B/ros
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Upvote for you, sir
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Oh my god I can't believe you guys! You're all sick creeps.
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How do I 'like' someones comment?

:D
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SOMEONE POST CP RIGHT NOW LOL
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Reporting this thread
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lol u tk him 2 da bar|?
>DSFARGEG
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>what's a newfag?
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>>724746054
SHUTUP UR A NEWFOG IM HERE SINCE 1785 FUCKOFF NOWFAG
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>>724744972
This is [spoiler]genuine.[/spoiler] did I do it right?
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>>724746085
>*braces for impact* oh boy I sure hope the mods are newfags
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>>724744972
(/spoiler) Like this idiot (/spoiler)
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Sample Text
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Why does everyone have the same username?
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<bluetext?
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>>724746070
Mods mods!
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I need to talk to management
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>>724746164
<spoiler>
Fucking newfags amright, /B/?
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penguin of doom and shit you know?

>amirite
>roody nigger
>habbo raids are hilarious
>boxxy
>what the fuck did you just say to me?
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>>724744845
Pepe it's a nazi meme
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Am I banned?
Test
Test
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I know the thread about be newfags, but c'mon, even a newfag knows how this webpage works, try harder
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Lmao XD LoL ikr kys faggot
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>>724746164
>(Spoiler)like this(spoiler)
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>>724746312
Ron paul roody poo's, I am a fellow user of the 4 chans "DASU DASU"
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Seriously now

This is the best way for CIA/NSA fags to learn how not to be a newfag

Think about it
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@724745461
You're doing it wrong anon, when you say candle jack your meant to (Ctrl + S)trail off!
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What's the meaning of Sauce?
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>>724746460
Good for them
>Implying anon aren't mega patriotic
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is moot gay?
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>>724746719
XXXXDDDDDDDDD
LOL
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>>724746793
wtf is a moot?
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>>724746405
lol newfag its just one of me
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>>how do i greentext
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>>724746437
you replied to me it must mean you like'd my comment thanks bro
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>>724744845
Wow how could you post that
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>>724746405
Fuck I thought I, 4chan the hacker, could fool you by pretending to be 46 unique posters
You are just to smart for me /B/ro
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This post needs more desu amirite?
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Reply to this or your mom will die on her sleep
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why do people ask for cheese pizza here? you can't send food over the internet
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>>724744845
What's a newfag?
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>hi
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>>724746830
Wtf is a leppo?

Also rule 34 on that clover girl
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whats up with this one anon who keeps complaining about tendies? been doing for a few days now
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>>724746259
wow i like totally know her she went to my school
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What's ITT mean? Am real newfagg
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>>724744845
nigger xD
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>>724747571
Watch your mouth, my best friend is the creator, i can ban you instantly you useless piece of shit, right now i am calling him to ban you, you massive faggot
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sagesagesagesagesage
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How do I send a friend request here?
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(You)
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Where the he*k is the upvote button. This website is so broken T_T
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>>724744845
dasu dasu dasu

do a spinning flip
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>>724747927
how do I upvote?
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"Anonymous"? But I'm not part of that group with the masks.
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>>724744845
I like this post, where's the like button?
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What is a newfag?
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>greentext?
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>>724747754
my family owns 4chan faggit and my bro is a navy seal, watch your tongue or get sniped in your sleep
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>>724748339
How dare you, my dad is the fucking president of the moon, i'm gonna send a satellital attack and destroy the entire country, you are dead, kiddo
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>hey /b/ how many other colors of text are there?
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>>724744845
Prove you're an oldfag, I'll start.
>candyass roodypoo moot is a faggot
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>724744845
But I ain't a newfag
/thread
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hey /B/ rate me
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>>724748339
DUBS!
>Winrar
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>>724748663
sexy
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>>724748663
Zozzle/10
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>>724748816
thank you fellow /B/tard
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>>724748663
post feet
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lol yr all fggts
/thread
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you guys are sick. I hope you go to hell. You all deserve to get cancer and rot. How could you joke about death and sadness like this?
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What is the bump limit of /B/ guys? SRY newfag XD
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You have ten seconds to be as much as a newfag as possible
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MODS
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pic related
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how do you "roll"
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>>724749352
doing a barrel roll
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>me, actually being a newfag
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>>724749436
all these faggots in this threads are actually better newfags than us
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>>724749633
check em
i think i got that right?
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>>724746991
Underrated post
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>>724749791
yeah nice 'trips' i got there. Got it?

Alright I'll kms now
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<Why doesn't greentext work
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>>724750440
try this symbol anon
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how to quote a user here?
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>>724744845
This forum is dead the only person who posts on here is anonymous
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>>724744845
im an oldfag, and as an oldfag i think trap threads and porn threads are killing /b/

/b/ was always shit

haha
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>>724750684
real newfag here, where do I find the greentext stories for which 4chan is so praised?
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hey guys, im new to 4chan and /b
any tips for someone new??
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>>724751003
lawlz so random xD
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>>724751341
Not sure if oldfag or newfag...

#confusingthread
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>>724744845
I recently got HOIC, how does it work again? I'm asking since you guys pretty much know everything
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>>724751524
is it possible to be both?
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>>724751820
fck off
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>>724744845
Well I'm already a newfag
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>>724744845
Why can't I change my name on here? The rules said I could.
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How do I upvote?
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Is there a 4chan convention?
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What's a trap?
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advice animal memes are funny, i think they are the best kind of memes, along with grumpy cat and unicorns hahaha lawlz
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>>724749633
Kek newfags XD

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@724744845

lolz
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I still browse /b/
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>>724753036
dude ...
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That's so radumb xD ok how do I share this to my friends on Facebook?
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>>724744845
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>>724754318
Where do i get 4chan gold I can't see the picture
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this is literally my second time posting on 4chan, first time on /b/. am i doing it right?
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> am I doing it right?
yes?
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>>724744845
Whats a tripcode?
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> hello
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>>724745084
<Seriously guy? It's as easy as this post
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What's "winrar" ?
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> be me
> find this really cool side on the interweebz
> have much fun
> tell my friend about it
> everybody tells us were faggots
> now we end up in this thread

Anybdoy wants to minecraft with me?
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