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Partners: 10 Years Non Virgin:4 Alpha rating: 2.5 Must be insertion

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Partners: 10
Years Non Virgin:4
Alpha rating: 2.5

Must be insertion no blow jobs.

Whats your rating fagget?
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shit thread
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0/0=
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Newton was the biggest alpha ever.
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>>724740016
>Partners: 10
>Years Non Virgin:4
>Alpha rating: 2.5
so i assume prostiututes count?
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AKA, the number of women you sleep with per year

Mine is around 10
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undefined
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>>724740272
Same here

I suppose undefined is better than 0.00%
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>>724740525

just drunk sluts. barely paid anything. liquor and not being a autist at a party and its not rocket science
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Undefined
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wait, so someone that got laid for the first time a week ago has a higher alpha rating than someone who's been fucking 40 girls a year for years?
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0/0 = 0
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7/3.5 whatever that is
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>>724740016
>number of partners
> assuming I can remember how many
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1 feelsbadman
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>>724740946
2

Good job genius
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>>724740016
Can I count guys and girls? Do blowjobs (on either end) count?
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>>724740946
2 dumbass
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Partners: 7
Non virgin: 2
Alpha Level: 3.5

E U P H O R I C
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>>724740272
0/0 is indeterminate.
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Undefined, as you can't divide by zero
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>>724740856
40 years is probably closer to 3 times the age of most anons on /b/. Might as well be 100 years old.
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being a beta who's fucked a hundred fat girls doesn't make you alpha
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>>724740016
>Partners: 2
>Years Not Faggot: 4
>KDR: 0.5
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107
17
6.29etc
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>>724740016
>Alpha rating
>How many women you sleep with

I don't think you guys thought this through, pic related is the most alpha motherfucker in this thread so far.
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>>724740923
fuckin idiot it's undefined
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>>724741181
40 girls per year, not 40 years
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What about when you're finding a limit? Anything divided by 0 is infinite... I am infinitely alpha!!!
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>>724741050
>Do blowjobs (on either end) count?
>Alpha male
Do you really think sucking dick makes you an alpha?
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>>724740016
.33
1/3
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1
5
1/5 which is something like 0.2%

I still hit every week at least 2 times so I aint complaining
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>>724740016
2 / 9 = 0.222...
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>>724741629
Constant sex with one chick is in many cases much better than sporadic sex with many chicks
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>>724741444
Nah, 0/0 is not infinity. Closer to the exact opposite though.
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>#of partners : 1
># of years blah blah : 16

Im not good with math stuffs.....
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21yr old str8? Male just lost my vCard to milf at work she agrees to teach me how to sex from now on
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>>724741765
Actually I'm 2/0. So....
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>>724741764
5 years and not a week without my seed stolen, Feelsgoodman :D
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Partners: ~50 (rounded down because fuck it)
Years: 6
Rating: 8.33333333333...
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>>724741764
Id venture to say most times.
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>>724741205
/thread
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>>724741876
1/16 wich is like 0.06
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>>724740016
.3
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>>724740016
(16/11)=1.45
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>>724741876
1 divided by 16 is 1\16th, cletus.
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>>724742029
Sothat means I'm beta, right? Lol
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0/25 or 0
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>>724740016
3 partners / 16 years non virgin

0.18

I've been married 12 years.
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>>724740016
the government and your isp are monitoring your online activity http://www.ipanon.com
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>>724740016
Partners: 7
Years since losing virginity: 6
1.2 Keks
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>>724740016
If I lost my virginity this year, is my success rate undefined no matter how many people I've fucked?
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>>724741734
0333 signing in
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>>724742358
oh shit u the realist
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3/9... not bad right...
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>>7272474001
Can't divide by zero. Sorry.
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I got 1/6th...

I have sex at least 3 times a week though .
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>>724740272
Indeterminate form. Try applying L'Hopital's rule.
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I'm a 1.

2/2

I don't really get the equation tho....wouldn't 2/25 be a much lower number, i.e. years I was a virgin??
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TIL serial rapists are alpha...
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4/0.66

6.06
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152
17
9.53
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>>724740016
30/10=3
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>>724743745
If you're over 18 this is sad.
If you're under GET BAND FAGGIT
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>>724740946

I haven't actually YLYL in a /b/ thread in a while. Thank you for that.
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>>724740016
Do fat girls count?
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>>724740016
7/5
1.4
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31/9=3.4444444444444444
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>>724740016
1÷0=∞
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>>724743946
2/1.3=1.5
Am I any better?
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>>724740016
>partners
0
>ynv
805
= biblical character
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15/9= 1.66667

But anon Ive been in a relationship for like 6 total out of those 9
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>>724740272
Indeterminate forms only apply to limits you dumb shits
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Number of partners: 24
Years non virgin: 7

Alpha value: 3.43

Is this good or not? I've had a girlfriend for 4 years now soooo
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0/0, undefined. Lim x->0 x/x=1
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Do people actually have sex? That's not just a myth? I've seen pics and videos but I've never seen it happen in person
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>>724740016
that doesn't even make sense mathematically. If a 30 year old virgin gets a prostitute, the second he cums he would have an alpha rating higher than anyone fucking college chicks everyday.
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>>724744573
fagget sex doesn't count
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>>724744672
Virgins don't belong here
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>>724744662
It actually does make sense because a man is at his most alpha state just prior to painting a bitch's insides
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1 / 1 = 1

come at me
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>>724740016
P: 37
Y: 10
R: 3.7

Although that number was double before I met my wife 5 years ago.
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>>724744733
>calls someone a virgin
>has only had secks with his asshole.
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>>724744802
If we aren't counting homo sex I'm only a .8
Are we fighting for lowest non-virgin?
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>>724740016
This is fucking stupid.
I'm 36 and have had more than enough partners.
Here's what I've learned: The only thing a high number means is your chance of getting an STD from one of these sluts is higher. Sticking it in a random chick and blowing your load and having to deal with them in the morning and getting tested...I'd much rather jerk it and call it a day, it's way better, less awkward, and leaves you more time for something with meaning.
TL;dr banging sluts is fucking boring and honestly risky. A higher number of partners is nigger behavior.
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21
lost at 15
about 10 girls
so it's 1.66666667
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I'm 16 and was raped at 4 by an older man so
Partners 1
years non virgin 12
alpha:0.083
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>>724745380
ha
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Error: Can't divide by 0
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P=9 Y=3
9/3=3
A=3
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>>724745172
Use a rubber for casual sex stupid fuck
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>>724740016

IRL less than 0.10
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>>724740016
1 parthner
0 yrs non virgin
1/0= infinity
>literally the most alpha in this thread
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>>724740016
2/2

ALPHA RATING 1
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>>724746404
kek
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>>724746404
Dividing by zero is undefined not infinity you retard.
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>>724744648
Underrated post.
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>>724742290
>0/25 or 0

25 years non-virgin, zero partners. Repeat 7th grade.
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Bruh I'm so fucking Alpha, I fuck dudes to prove that I'm so alpha that I can fuck anything
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1/0
what happens now
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7/3

2.333
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What do you mean years not virgin? Like the number of years since you first had sex?

If so:
26/11
2.36 ect..
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>>724746123
Enjoy your herpes, genital warts, molluscum, syphilis, crabs, HPV, as well as all the other nice STDs they DON'T test for.
>Thinks condoms are any more than splooge catchers
>Viruses (like HIV) can travel through/around a fucking condom
>calls a stranger on the internet stupid, but is wrong.
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partners: 45ish
years non virgin: 14
Alpha rating: 3ish

havnt actually been laid in almost two years, depression sucks, i used to do ok
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>>724740272
YOU CAN'T DIVIDE BY ZERO ALPHA STATUS INFINITE LUHHHHHHHHHHHH
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4/12
0.333
Shiet
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1
12
.083333333
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>>724747371
I've been there dude. It sucks.

If you can find a way to swindle a hottie into fucking you and not have to pay for it, that will give you a huge confidence boost to get you out of your rutt.
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13
10
13/10

>nice
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>>724747301
And not only that, you missed the fucking point. Racking up sexual partners is what niggers do. I try to do the opposite of what niggers do, but if dealing with one mess after the next is what you like, guess you're one of them. Sorry about your luck
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>>724744777
I agree, BUT
a guy who has sex every week still has lower rating than this loser having sex for the first time at 30? Suppose both cum at the same time. How is the loser more alpha?
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19

been having sex a long time, not with many people though. dont worry kids, im under 40...
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partners 1
years non virgin 1
alpha rating: 1?
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0/0

So infinity!!
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>>724745172
>I'd much rather jerk it and call it a day, it's way better, less awkward, and leaves you more time for something with meaning

can confirm, but certainly don't blame virgins for feeling bad about their virgin status.
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>>724740016
25/10=2.5
Is that a good number?
OP seems pretty full of himself at 2.5, but he's a faggot so I dunno.
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>>724747882
I don't fukcing know
do you expect anyone here to know anything about being alpha?
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>>724740016
0.3
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>>724740016
Error: Divide by Zero
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>>724740016
This equation doesn't make sense; the longer you're non-virgin the lower your score goes
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>>724740016
0/22= undefined :,(
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>>724741375
tbf, wearing a flashlight as a necklace is pretty bad ass
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>>724740016
22 going on 23 . 0/0% but I've received a bj so that counts for something right? It's from a lack of exposure being a man and working many jobs leaves for a shit social life.
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>>724740016
technically a fraction of a second after losing your virginity you have an alphascore close to infinity

it is the highest moment of alpha one can attain according to these calculations

What did he mean by this?
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>>724748702
If it's infinity at the moment you lose your virginity then how does it go down?
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>>724748448
because you havent fucked as many bitches as you could in the time allotted, it isactually a quite elegant mathematical model.
You stopped fucking bitches, and that is why you are a beta
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>>724748827
omfg precalculus

1/.000000000001 = big number
1/100 = small number

mine is 20/15 =1.4666666666666666666666666666667

technically though, a 3/1 is 3, and more alpha than me, but he is newer to sex so with his experience level to pull 3 bitches in a year is interesting

i'm 30 before you ask, and married.
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>>724740016
11/11

It's weird that it averages out to 1 person a year, when really I had 2 long relationships, then a short string of being a slut. Now I'm back to a long relationship.
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>>724740016
Divide by 0 error
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Partners 4
years non virgin 1
Alpha rating 4!!!!!
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>>724749016
never made it to calculus
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>>724748827
1÷*a fraction of a second*= large number
1÷*1 years later*= 1
1÷*2 years later*= .5
1÷20 years later*= beta cuck
Understand?
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>>724748284
good point
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>>724748827
jesus christ you're fucking dumb
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>>724749503
>calls someone dumb
>offers no explanation
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11/10=1.1?
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10/13=0.769

Been married 6 years
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>>724740016
18 ÷ 2 = 9
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i am totally an alpha male in every way and my stern upbringing and rigid morals won't allow me to act otherwise, but at times i want nothing more than to be a little beta faggot who jerks off to trap porn and fanboys about...well, anything. i don't care about anything and i have no real, close friends. i drink too much and i bang a lot of whores. often, pretty whores. whores nonetheless.

partners: 50+ easily, maybe more...i have no idea
years non virgin: 10 in november
alpha rating: i literally just got chlamydia last week my dude5
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>>724740016
partners: 40 (or so)
years NV: 14
rating: 2.9

however I had 3 long relations as well so that takes down the average a lot
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> so many calculators were pissed off in the making of this thread
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>>724743434
genuinely made me kek, I didn't think people on /b/ remember any calc
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What about those of us who stopped counting partners?
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>>724740016
22 / 18 = 1.2222222
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>>724751315
we just learn to count passed 2
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3 partners/3 weeks non virgin = alpha rating off the chart.
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>>724751989
Should add that I fucked 3 girls within 24 hours. Greatest loss of virginity.
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>>724751989
It's 52 dumbass
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>>724740016
>partners
10
>years non virgin
21
>alpha rating
0.48ish

what is this supposed to prove again? that getting STDs is a status symbol? man once you've had 5 or so, you've had 'em all...
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>>724740016
but you can't divide by zero
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>>724740016
5, 1, my alpha is 5. So. Thats good right?
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26÷11 bows
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>>724740016
1/0

Im waiting for marriage
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>>724743434
Need a derivative for L'hopital's rule. Pretty sure both zeroes are constant for anon.

>and me
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>>724740016
Did someone link /b/ on a minecraft stream or something?
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2/7

2nd was too good NOT to marry

Can't even share cuz dumb 2mb limit
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2.2
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>>724740016

Married. Been with the same girl for 15 years. We've done multiple threesomes with other girls (including "dating" one of them for a while as a couple) and a foursome with two other girls (a couple).

Was fucking epic, now take your little "fuck as many girls as possible" shit and stick it up your ass.
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>>724740016
0/0 = 0.
Since there is nothing to divide, no is there space to divide it in you could also say +infinity
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>>724740016
Partners: 77
Years Non Virgin: 20
Alpha Rating: 3.85
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>>724741375
this nigger takes up most of the frame, i can't see the guy.
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>>724740016
You lost your virginity when you were 4 years old?
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>>724740016
>divide by zero error
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>>724744648
Sex is a myth perpetuated by our reptilian jew overlords to cover the harsh reality of our naturally prosaic societal composition.
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>>724745380
Underage b& faggot
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>>724749256
What a surprise, the human meatball never went to college.
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