Years Non Virgin:4
Alpha rating: 2.5
Must be insertion no blow jobs.
Whats your rating fagget?
just drunk sluts. barely paid anything. liquor and not being a autist at a party and its not rocket science
Non virgin: 2
Alpha Level: 3.5
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>How many women you sleep with
I don't think you guys thought this through, pic related is the most alpha motherfucker in this thread so far.
What about when you're finding a limit? Anything divided by 0 is infinite... I am infinitely alpha!!!
>#of partners : 1
># of years blah blah : 16
Im not good with math stuffs.....
21yr old str8? Male just lost my vCard to milf at work she agrees to teach me how to sex from now on
I got 1/6th...
I have sex at least 3 times a week though .
Do people actually have sex? That's not just a myth? I've seen pics and videos but I've never seen it happen in person
that doesn't even make sense mathematically. If a 30 year old virgin gets a prostitute, the second he cums he would have an alpha rating higher than anyone fucking college chicks everyday.
This is fucking stupid.
I'm 36 and have had more than enough partners.
Here's what I've learned: The only thing a high number means is your chance of getting an STD from one of these sluts is higher. Sticking it in a random chick and blowing your load and having to deal with them in the morning and getting tested...I'd much rather jerk it and call it a day, it's way better, less awkward, and leaves you more time for something with meaning.
TL;dr banging sluts is fucking boring and honestly risky. A higher number of partners is nigger behavior.
I'm 16 and was raped at 4 by an older man so
years non virgin 12
Enjoy your herpes, genital warts, molluscum, syphilis, crabs, HPV, as well as all the other nice STDs they DON'T test for.
>Thinks condoms are any more than splooge catchers
>Viruses (like HIV) can travel through/around a fucking condom
>calls a stranger on the internet stupid, but is wrong.
I've been there dude. It sucks.
If you can find a way to swindle a hottie into fucking you and not have to pay for it, that will give you a huge confidence boost to get you out of your rutt.
And not only that, you missed the fucking point. Racking up sexual partners is what niggers do. I try to do the opposite of what niggers do, but if dealing with one mess after the next is what you like, guess you're one of them. Sorry about your luck
I agree, BUT
a guy who has sex every week still has lower rating than this loser having sex for the first time at 30? Suppose both cum at the same time. How is the loser more alpha?
>I'd much rather jerk it and call it a day, it's way better, less awkward, and leaves you more time for something with meaning
can confirm, but certainly don't blame virgins for feeling bad about their virgin status.
technically a fraction of a second after losing your virginity you have an alphascore close to infinity
it is the highest moment of alpha one can attain according to these calculations
What did he mean by this?
because you havent fucked as many bitches as you could in the time allotted, it isactually a quite elegant mathematical model.
You stopped fucking bitches, and that is why you are a beta
1/.000000000001 = big number
1/100 = small number
mine is 20/15 =1.4666666666666666666666666666667
technically though, a 3/1 is 3, and more alpha than me, but he is newer to sex so with his experience level to pull 3 bitches in a year is interesting
i'm 30 before you ask, and married.
i am totally an alpha male in every way and my stern upbringing and rigid morals won't allow me to act otherwise, but at times i want nothing more than to be a little beta faggot who jerks off to trap porn and fanboys about...well, anything. i don't care about anything and i have no real, close friends. i drink too much and i bang a lot of whores. often, pretty whores. whores nonetheless.
partners: 50+ easily, maybe more...i have no idea
years non virgin: 10 in november
alpha rating: i literally just got chlamydia last week my dude5
>years non virgin
what is this supposed to prove again? that getting STDs is a status symbol? man once you've had 5 or so, you've had 'em all...
Married. Been with the same girl for 15 years. We've done multiple threesomes with other girls (including "dating" one of them for a while as a couple) and a foursome with two other girls (a couple).
Was fucking epic, now take your little "fuck as many girls as possible" shit and stick it up your ass.