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how do i get a girlfriend with this acne problem of mine /b/?

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how do i get a girlfriend with this acne problem of mine /b/?

all my friends have girlfriends and they make out in front of me, and they go out with them and i just stay home posting here and playing No Man's Sky.

i am tired of being a lonely virgin acne fag.

how do i gf /b/?
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>>724738786

Is Accutaine still a thing? look it up anon, worked wonders for me.
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- don't pop them
- buy Persa Gel, use it every other night
- wash your face with Cetaphil
- use a homemade activated charcoal & tea tree oil mask, 3 times a week
- work up a sweat often, then shower right afterwards, to flush those pores out

do that and you'll see a change in a few months. Good luck from a fellow acne sufferer, /b/ro.
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>>724738786
You dont. Get over it
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>>724738786
Stop consuming milk or dairy products all together, too many exogenous hormones.
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>>724738985
This. Can confirm
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Retard just drink a gallon of water a day its that simple
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> Fix that acne
> Problem solved

tbh OP, I have a acne problem as well, I can't go on meds, but special soap and cream make the shit looks clean. Way cleaner than yours, it is still a small handicap, that I overcome with social skills.
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>>724738786
you want a girlfriend that has your acne problem? probably go find the most disgusting girl on the planet and ask her out.
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>>724738786

Oh also, go to a doctor and get a prescription for Mynocin or benzomycin -- sometimes really bad acne can be due to an infection way down deep in your skin, or in your blood

also also, change your pillowcase and your sheets once a week

if this shit keeps going on, then ask a doctor about Accutane -- but that's a last resort, because you WILL lose hair at a young age from it
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Used Accutaine too, worked pretty well. Hang in there /b/ro, it'll pass
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>>724738786

actually that's a facial infection of the HSV2 virus. you probably caught it from one of your parents, after they performed oral sex on someone with the infection, thus passing it on to you with facial contact.

it will never go away. you will have outbreaks for the rest of your life and will likely die young of herpetic encephalitis.
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Get some acne cream, drink lots of water. Also if its only on your forehead you need to wash your face every night. Use warm water to clean face and then buy some acne soap
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>>724738786
holy fuck kill it with fire
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I never had acne as a kid
Some spots, yeah. but you look like somebody has taken a cheese grater to your head
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>>724739170

even fat girls turn me down. it sucks. :(
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>>724739121

Honest opinion: >>724738985 plus >>724739193
plus >>724739042
plus drinking lots of water, should fix your issue in a few months unless you've got a really serious skin issue. Keep your head up /b/ro, lots of people have been where you're at now, you aren't alone.
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>>724739042
>>724739121
seriously OP listen to these two, and it will improve, fuck the medication.
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>>724738786
1. get in shower
2. turn on the water
3. wash your fucking face
4. ???????
5. profit
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>>724739448
Go to a fucking dermatologist
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If you put paint thinner on it, works really good
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>>724738786
Salicylic acid.
Changing your pillowcase once a week.
100% tea tree oil (3 drops on your scalp and face mixed in with whatever you use to cleanse your head).
If you use different shit for scalp and face, ratio 2 scalp to 1 face if spots on scalp, 1 spot scalp 2 spots face if spots on face.
Emoliant moisturiser, Diprobase is best from my experience... applied after a bath or shower.
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>>724739485
yes but on does not have shower
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>>724738786
Pain thinner no joke it got that shit all off
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Quit playing fucking No Man's Sky, for one thing...
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No dairy
use actual medication
shower every day
Clean face twice a day.
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>>724739448
that's fucking herpes dude
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>>724738786
Rub coconut oil on your face.
shit works wonders yo.
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>>724738786
>playing no mans sky

We'll there's your problem
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Tyler.

Get off /b/ you fucking faggot
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>>724738786
Change your pillowcase bruh.
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change your diet: no fastfood, sugar, soda, eat more veggies, get some fucking exercise, wash your face 2x a day and don't touch it otherwise, you could benefit from diluted teatree oil even and moisturize with a tiny bit of coconut oil
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>>724739448
Are you fucking retarded change your diet you idiot
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Only isotretinoin (roacutam, accutane) can solve that mess.
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>>724738786
Stop posting this thread every fucking day you faggot
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>>724738786
If you can avoid greasy foods and shit that makes you sweat a lot in particular, groom yourself and get a haircut that compliments your head shape, wear sunglasses, try as hard as you can to urge yourself to talk to people and bingo ur work is done, u should also check these dubs
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>>724739849
also no dairy and move to a area where there are no blonde guys like detroit, you'll get all the pussy
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>>724738786
Blame your parents for giving you shit genes? Seriously though, Justin fuck fat chicks. They're so lonely you don't even have to be good at Fucking.
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>>724739448
I'm very certain that is NOT acne...
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>>724739448
Holy shit it looks cauterized
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>>724739448
Have you tried going to a fucking doctor?
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>>724738786
Okay OP first get a bucket and pour some bleach in there. Yes, bleach, I'm serious. I'm not gonna tell you to drink it. This is a trick my dad told me years ago when I had acne problems like you did. It cleared it up in less than a week. Anyway, take the little bit of bleach and pour in some lemon juice, salt, rubbing alcohol (70%, no more), and dish soap in with it. Stir it and let it sit for 2 hours. Then rub it on your face. DO NOT WASH OFF! It needs to works its way in. Then, mix equal amounts of dish soap and table cleaners together and soak a washcloth in it. Finally, use that to rub off whatever came out off your face. Rinse with cold water and you're done! Repeat until face is clear over daily intervals.
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>>724738786
Visit a dermatologist and seek help
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>>724739448
Of course fat girls turn you down - being fat doesn't make you retarded, and you sure as fuck would need to be retarded to hook up with that HPV.
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become vegan
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This is pretty severe. Get on accutane asap. Trust me I'm a dermatologist
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>>724740222

i dont have health insurance cause i am poor.
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>>724739448
Do your parents have the herpes? If you find out you do have it call the herpes something fun like "boppo" for a positive attitude
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>>724740249
ARE YOU TRYING TO KILL OP, YOU MASSIVE FAGGOT.
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>>724740368
Sucks to be an american
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Accutane. My face was riddled with acne and it basically cleared my face completely. It's a pill, so you won't have to put too much shit on your face that'll only make your acne worse. There's a lot that you'll have to do to get a prescription and the side effects are annoying but it'll be worth it in the end.
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>>724739448
Image reverse search says you're a fucking liar OP
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Try napalm smooth skin
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>>724738786
got kik?
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>>724740674
What are the side effects?
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Stop touching your fucking face
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back in the day I tried a couple round of Accutane. Works wonders, but it's insanely hard on the liver, plus dry skin, plus it only provides temporary relief. There is a relatively new topical out there that is a wonder drug for cystic acne like that. Completely worked for me when nothing else did. Literally tried everything including laser burn treatment. The stuff that finally worked is called Aczone. Check in to it. It's great because instead of other treatments that make the already sensitive skin even more inflamed... it is has an anti-inflamatory ingredient.
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>>724738786
You need to be 18+ to post here. Begone.
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>>724738786
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That acne is bad
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>>724739448
That's certainly not acne. Looks herpes or something. You need to get blood samples from doctor why the fuck are you posting on /b/ in the first place? Good luck.
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Accutane and chapstick, bitch. suck it up
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Don't pick your acne or you'll get scars. Go see a dermatologist. Do this. Take accutaine. Keep skin clean. Soon, your fears and anxiety over massive skin outbreaks will be history.
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>>724740681
>Image reverse search
you're a newfag if you haven't seen this exact thread posted with the same pictures at least once
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>>724738786
You don't. Women avoid even if you're bald. They say otherwise but just watch what they do. What they say and what they do don't match up.
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>>724740758
There are lots, but most of them are not going to occur so don't worry. The only real side effect is dry skin and lips, but Aquafor and moisturizer will make them seem like they're not there. Also, what one of the anons above said about losing hair from it is bullshit. Just be cautious if you go on it, if anything weird is starts happening while you're on the medication stop it immediately. But I think you'll be fine.
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>>724741274
>chapstick
never heard of that, care to elaborate?
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>>724738838
goes by another name isotretinoin im taking it right now actually
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>>724738786
My doc gave me doses of isotretinoin increasing exponentially every month over the time of 6 months, worked wonders..
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>>724740758
Dries you out, and joint pain for some people. After a few months of taking accutane, I could barely walk
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>>724738786
No Russian should have its own spinoff game whereas you are one of Makarov's henchmen helping him with terroristic attacks.
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Clindamycin worked for me, talk to your doctor or find someone online who sells antibiotics on the dl. I don't think it's controlled but it's still kind of hard to find. The topical gel works temporarily but the capsules will kill it for sure. I had acne for years and now I don't. Hope this helps friendo.
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>>724741479

drys the ever living fuck out of your skin / lips you'll get split lips
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>>724739042
Common misconceptin actually, dairy doesn't cause acne. or impact hormones.
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>>724738786
isotretinoin is fucking magic, literally the only thing that worked for me
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>>724741827
doesnt that stuff shrink your dick?
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>>724741798
it's actually not a "misconceptin" you fucking retard
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>>724738786
Melt chocolate into a bowl then smear it on your face.
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Maybe they reject you because you play no mans sky you fag
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>>724738786
Honest answer that I would have called gross and bullshit before last summer.

I stopped washing my face with product, except for right before shaving.
I haven't had a single noticeable blemish ever since two weeks after I started.

I had painful as fuck volcanoes on my face, that looked similar to yours, before I stopped washing with product. It wont work for everyone, but it turned out great for me.
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>>724738786
You don't. You can't and you won't. You NEED accutane. Your acne is hideous to look at and unhygienic. I'd be afraid to sit too close to, if one of those were to burst and spray all over me. Do yourself and everyone else that's forced to look at you and be around you a favor and see a dermatologist. Just being brutally honest.
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Proactive, and stop playing no mans sky
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>>724740574
fuckin cancer of this board
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Get a little tool for blackheads, use steam to open your pores and have of it. Scrape everything out and close your pores with witch hazel and cold water. Be sure to dab the witch hazel on and not smear it all over like an ape. Don't buy acne creams and instead use scentless lotion and lemon. Be sure to cut greasy foods out of your diet and shower once a day. I hope this helps -Anon
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>>724739448
You look like the fucked up side of Harvey Dent.
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Rub your forehead on her. That should give her some of your grease, and hopefully share the problem with her.
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>>724738786
The real problem is that you're still play no mans sky, like wtf is wrong with you?
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>>724742611
HAHAHAHA, almost none of that is backed with any study done ever.

Acne is caused by bacteria and keratin hyperplasia that clogs pores. What you need is a topical antibiotic (OTC benzoyl peroxide is OK), but since you're acne is getting cystic and scarring you will probably benefit from oral doxycycline.

Also, a topical retinoid will help decrease keratin production. If you go to a dermatologist they might jump straight to oral retinoids though to prevent scaring.

Either way go to a dermatologist if you're serious about getting it under control.
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>>724738838
Taking this rn. Fucking sucks but it works just remember: no babies no babies no babies
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>>724741688
was going to say antibiotics too, it seems weird taking a pill for acne but it does work because acne is effectively a bunch of small infections under your skin, a dermatologist or even a regular doctor should be able to help you with this and even basic insurance usually makes antibiotics very cheap
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No timestamp, so this is fake. But answering the very real question on how to get a gf, you fucking just need to man up.

It's mostly personality. Go to a bar alone, and get numbers.
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Accutane bruh, saved my life
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>>724738786
Look into antibacterial/anti parasite supplements, and thoroughly use a nice bar soap when you shower daily.

Worked for me, don't waste your time/money with pharma in this area.
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eat beer yeast, faggot
Do not eat chocolate or fat.
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>>724739448

Try MMS. For real. Dude, that is harsh. I wish you well.
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>>724738786
Go outside more. Vit D does wonders for your skin. Sleep on a healthy schedule. Take cold showers, or at least wash your face with cold water a couple of times daily. Use cetaphil when washing your face to remove dirt. Only pop pimples if they are at the point of having huge heads (wash hands before and use cetaphil after). Don't play No Man's Sky. Kys beta faggot. Find a 6/10 with huge ass and craves dick like no other and get jiggy. >pic related (she chugs my cum)
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>>724743106
more vegetables, less greasy food, more exercise and sunshine helps too, wash your pillowcase every time you do laundry (and do your laundry more often), obviously wash your face every day but don't go crazy with creams and special soaps because those things will irritate you and may make it worse

but you've got it bad and personal habits can only go so far, you just got unlucky genes and will have to manage it until you grow out of it, talk to your doctor for sure
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>>724738786
Get some fucking Accutane already
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>no man's sky
More like no girl's guy kek
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>>724739448
Uuuh, Have you been popping them or are they naturally scabbed over like that.
That doesn't look like acne at all.
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>>724738985
this and also put a fresh towel over your pillow at night every night when you sleep, other than that you just gotta wait until your hormones calm down. remember males dont stop growing until nearly 25 years old, so it could be a while.
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Stop playing numales sky you dumb shit
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>>724738786
Wait a minute... I recognize that constellation. Jeff!?!?
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>>724740249
Chemically that makes sense. The acidic contents will seep into your pours and disintegrate an anything in there, it takes way longer to melt away at living fresh.. but not too long. Then the high ph levels of soap and table cleaners will neutralize the acidic compounds.

Theoretically this could work very well if you don't play stupid and melt your face off.

Do what he said and leave it on your face for 5-8 minutes MAXIMUM, immediately douse your face in high ph substance such as soap and scrub furiously. Then douse your face in clean cold water and rub furiously once more.

Let sit, repeat every few days, acne should be gone. It'll also kill most infectious bacteria and germs residing in your acne and may prevent future break outs.
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>>724744359
wow so many typos, sorry. Breaking in my new keyboard.
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get accutane, works like a dream. its kind of expensive but it cleared up so fast for me
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>>724738786

> playing No Man's Sky.

This is the real problem op
you like shit games
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Cut back on how much burger grease you use you wash your face with
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>>724738786
I used to have bad acne. It cleared up shortly after I left highschool. There is no remedy. There are various palliatives. Nothing is very effective.

It will go away, eventually.
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>>724743064
I dont understand. Why no babies?
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>>724738786
Use a belt sander.
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>>724746165
teratogenic
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>>724738786
you don't
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>>724746165
It's much more effective to absorb it through your balls using an oxygen mask attached firmly to your gooch.

This has obvious setbacks, but pea-balls are better than crater face.
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>>724746083
This is what I thought I was like 23-24 with still pretty bad acne. Took accutane and cleared up in like 2 months and hasnt come back after 5 years
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>>724739448
jesus fuck what even
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>>724738786

A) Go to dermatologist, pay for advice, obtain treatment
B) Consult b/, free advice, for entertainment only

Spend your money wisely.
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>>724743732

underrated post.
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I've seen positive results with cutting out bread and sweets, using an exfoliating scrub, using a tea tree oil conditioner on my skin, and using apple cider vinegar on breakouts.
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>>724740368
look for a clinical trial in your area, usually a few going on. check local derm clinics web pages or facebook pages
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Suicide is always an option
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>>724740368
Obamacare let 'ya down buddy?
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>>724741007
posted by adult friend
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>>724741383
inquiry by proxy
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change ur pillow case every other day. and u just going thru puberty
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>>724738985
don't forget to end the shower with cooler water to help them close and wash your pillow case/bed stuff often. that's usually a huge problem, the pillow case.
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Accutane ia your way out mr.
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>>724739448
that shit is gross man, just rip your skin off
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>>724738786
Get a tattoo with no ink, clears acne for about 3-5 months. With ink it worked on my arm.
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>>724748157
he wuz sposed to give us early retire jobs.
he wuz sposed to bring back da troops.
:(
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Tried seeing a doctor you useless cunt
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>>724738786
First problem is you're playing No Man's Sky
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