I've seen this kind of shit before.
What you have to do is go to Australia and fuck a female platypus. And it's hard b/c they have those fucking venom spikes on the back of their feet. So be careful.
Then what you have to do kidnap all the little human/platypus hybrids and hit them with about a microgram of fentanyl so they sleep most of the plane ride home.
Then, once you get them back to Alabama, you fuck all your female platypus/human hybrid daughters until they get pregnant, and make all your male platypus/human hybrid sons watch.
The granddaughters that result look a lot like this bitch if you did it right and you're not a nigger. They have feathers instead of pubes and one big extra venomous toenail between their achilles tendon and their heel they can use as a last resort defense. But otherwise, they just look like your average ugly platypus bitch.
The fourth generation will loose the heel-nail and the feathers, but otherwise looks much like OP's picture as well.
If OP wasn't a raging faggot, he would've just posted them. Let this bullshit thread die
I've ALWAYS wondered...
WHY is the ring finger fingernail ALWAYS longer on people than the middle finger fingernail?
I've only seen a couple scenarios where the middle finger nail is actually the same length or longer.
Here is an example... but it's rare. And this is only the same length... not longer.
Check me /b/rothers ill post a good lookin girl while im at it too
What the actual fuck is that face